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@vanblerkisms.bsky.social
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Fed up with X and pleased to see friends on here! Likes: fairness, cheese, fungi, music, the EU, guitars. Dislikes: Daily Mail, Tories, Brexshitters, kale, McDonalds, Farage, X, GBNews. Binface for Clacton!

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South-East London for Europe (Selfe) @selfe.bsky.social · 21h
#NigelFarage has been named Terrorists’ PR Professional of the Year after once again demonstrating that people can be made to #fear a terrorist attack without terrorists even having to organise one. #ReformPanic
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Tom Reagan’s Hat @rufustsuperfly.bsky.social · 14h
Lovecraft & M. R. James could only dream of writing a sentence like this.
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Taraaaaaaaaggghhhhhhh Zombies @theblueststar.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Absolute fanny
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Brizo75 @brizo75.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Ghoul on BBC Politics Live... "Burnham thinks the state can make growth, it cant, its down to private business and entrepreneurs" This is the sort of right wing horseshit that is destroying the UK. The state can play a pivotal role in growth, essential even. How would she explain Chinese growth?
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Vanblerkisms @vanblerkisms.bsky.social · 15h
Nothing smells here at all... no corruption, nothing to see, move on. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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Norfolk council leader dined at CEO's hotel before £215k hiring
Reform UK's David Bick says he cannot recall meeting Dennis Bacon at the luxury venue.
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Vanblerkisms @vanblerkisms.bsky.social · 15h
Why is this happening now and not years ago? Oh yeah, Tory Government, I forgot. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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Met Police submits Grenfell Tower fire investigation files to CPS
The force is seeking charges against 54 individuals and 20 companies over the 2017 tower block fire that killed 72 people.
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Vanblerkisms @vanblerkisms.bsky.social · 18h
Radio 4 going off. Absolutely no challenge to some Brexshitter lying out of his arse again (Graham Stringer). Why don't the BBC interviewers challenge ever? He would be so easy to expose. Effing annoyed now.
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Vanblerkisms @vanblerkisms.bsky.social · 21h
That's exactly what it is - a racket. Set up by the rich and for the rich.
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Vanblerkisms @vanblerkisms.bsky.social · 21h
Just in case anyone was feeling optimisitc over Burnham's ideas (not implemented yet), there's this in the news this morning: www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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Chinese AI tool told researchers how to make bioweapons
Mindgard said it discovered in July that Kimi models K2.6 and K3 Swarm could evade developer's safety limits.
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Anti-Reform @antireform.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The rise in small boat crossings was entirely due to Brexit, promoted by Nigel Farage, and the deal done by Boris Johnson Their attempts to shift blame to anyone else is utterly despicable hypocrisy
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Vanblerkisms @vanblerkisms.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I didn't realise Spitting Image was still going - it's good! www.facebook.com/share/v/1cT8...
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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"Dear Diary, The police have condemned 'unfounded, malicious speculation' about the RAF Fairford suspects. Fortunately they said nothing about baccy-stained grifters spreading lies to incite anger in a desperate bid to stay relevant"
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Patrick - Here for the craic❗️🤷🏼‍♂️😉 @paddyopatrick.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Hours after nationality of 5 men arrested at Fairford has been released, that they’re Londoners, Zia Yusuf does a film ranting about Islamic terrorists 😂 What a dick head.. try to keep up Useless-Yusuf Fun Fact — he calls himself Shadow Home Secretary but he’s not big on current affairs 🤣
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Jarl Graham Kirk. Photo of me 1965 @grawitmik.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
#VisitBritain
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The Bear @bearlypolitics.co.uk · 28/09/2026
Well, well, well - if it isn’t the consequences of our own actions. It would appear that migrants are not, in fact, the fiscal drain we’ve been told they are by years if we go by the £4bn to £6.5bn shortfall that’s been caused by the precipitous drop in numbers under this government. Funny that.
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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The police have asked everyone to please not speculate about the RAF Fairford incident, so naturally I'm going to waste no time in making up total bollocks to suit my own agenda.
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Sir Michael Take CBE @sirmichaeltake.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Our Danny Who art in prison Racist be thy name Thy balaclava come Thy will be done In ports as it is on dinghies Give us this day Our daily funding & forgive us our racism as we intimidate those who speak against us & lead us all into aggravation But deliver us from being civil. 🙏
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Patrick - Here for the craic❗️🤷🏼‍♂️😉 @paddyopatrick.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Farage is right when he says “Fighting-age men are landing here.. We don’t know who they are, where they’re from, or what they’re going to do here It’s a national emergency” We don’t know who these masked men are in paramilitary uniform landing in Dover, Portsmouth etc they must be proscribed❗️
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Anti-Reform @antireform.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"Of course all of this would be much easier if Nigel Farage’s Brexit hadn’t destroyed our returns agreement with the EU." www.facebook.com/permalink.ph...
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Gill Tavner @gilltav.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Meanwhile People go to prison for throwing soup at a picture (covered by plastic screen), walking slowly, talking on Zoom, holding a sign. Come on @andyburnham.bsky.social sort this out or move aside for the only political leader with the courage to confront fascists, @zackpolanski.bsky.social
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Vanblerkisms @vanblerkisms.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Bernie has his finger on the pulse, clearly.
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Vanblerkisms @vanblerkisms.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Banksy needs to follow the Binface example and stand for Parliament. A legend.
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MellowSteadyFlow @mellowsteadyflow.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
#FiveHomesFarage and all in RefUK are utterly corrupt. www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/poli...
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Britain’s pro-Brexit parties are becoming increasingly irrelevant
The YouGov MRP poll points to a leftwing coalition and an end to Brexit Britain – and all the Tories and Reform can do is blame each other from the sidelines, writes political editor David Maddox
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Vanblerkisms @vanblerkisms.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Looks like Vietnam doesn't have an RSPCA equivalent. (sharing as he actually did a good thing in raising awareness, despite my snippy comment). www.theguardian.com/world/2026/s...
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Rick Wakeman performs piano concert to 150 rescued moon bears in Vietnam
Former Yes musician plays at sanctuary to raise awareness of animals that remain stuck in cages at ‘bile farms’
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Peter O’Hanraha-hanrahan @peterohanrahah.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I always thought you had to be pretty stupid and ignorant to think pork, which Islam classifies as unclean for consumption, is somehow like Kryptonite to Muslims. But #30pLee isn't just pretending to be that for the sake of his audience, is he?
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Katie Martin @katie0martin.ft.com · 24/09/2026
guys if you go rogue that many times, it's a feature, not a bug
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Marlowe_UK @irishdreamer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I’ve just seen Danny Tommo called “Vasco De Gammon” on Facebook. Superb work!
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NewsThump @newsthump.com · 24/09/2026
NEWS! Scientists reclassify the shortest measurable unit of time as that which occurs between Tommy Robinson's mate being arrested and the launch of his fundraising page buff.ly/pQI5HD4
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Scientists reclassify the shortest measurable unit of time as that which occurs between Tommy Robinson’s mate being arrested and the launch of his fundraising page
The world of physics is in shock after scientists announced the reclassification of the shortest measurable unit of time following the arrest of Tommy Robinson’s mate Danny Tommo. Previously,…
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Mark Lawson @marklawsonkernow.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Not really feeling any more positive today about the slow creep to fascism in the UK after listening to @mrjamesob.bsky.social show this morning, and won’t until Home Secretary Mahmood and PM Burnham take steps to address the likes of Daniel Thomas blackshirts and children chanting “let them drown.”
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Ian Rennie @theangelremiel.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
So we are absolutely clear, as well as being unworkable and cruel the tory "stop people on benefits buying cigarettes and alcohol" plan has no economic benefit. It will either not reduce expenditure at all or more likely it will increase expenditure through the significant cost of its administration
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Mark Thompson @markreckons.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Just seen Danny Tommo referred to as "Captain Thugwash" and seriously, that's excellent work.
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Amy Poehler's Perfect Chef's Kiss
ALT: Amy Poehler's Perfect Chef's Kiss
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Reform Party UK Exposed @reformexposed.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Anyone know why Nigel Farage would oppose the Government's plan for a Russia Misinformation Unit?
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Katie Martin @katie0martin.ft.com · 24/09/2026
We've given the knuckle draggers way too much of the mic and now they've really pissed off the historians
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Prem Sikka @premnsikka.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Sign the petition. Let water companies go bust. Ofwat approved 36% bill increases for 2025-2030, companies want more. Prices doubled - in real terms - since privatisation. We got sewage in rivers, water outages, hosepipe bans. Need public ownership.
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We're telling Ofwat: let water companies go bust!
consultation to reject proposed water company bill increases. Ofwat.
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James O’Brien @mrjamesob.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A characteristically coruscating thread from Mr Snow.
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Dan Snow @thehistoryguy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I do wonder whether our only hope for getting a grip on AI is that it does something bad enough soon enough - like bring down a plane- making the case for regulation blindingly obvious Bit like Hitler starting WW2 before his U-boat fleet was built. www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...
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Albanese says OpenAI agent hacked Australia’s Medicare and took months to disclose breach
Prime minister says he told Sam Altman he was disappointed it had taken OpenAI ‘way too long’ to disclose breach
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Vanblerkisms @vanblerkisms.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Isn't the fact that he considers this a de facto attack on his party an admission of guilt?
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Vanblerkisms @vanblerkisms.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
If he didn't have a perfectly good soubriquet already (30p Lee), 'Sausage Fingers' would be a good choice.
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Duchess Gemma 🐠🕷️🇪🇺 @gemmagould.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
and there it is fuck around find out mugglefucker Oh and for the record "Convicted criminal Daniel Thomas" would be a far more accurate headline starter in my opinion
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Anti-migrant protester Danny Tommo arrested after boat with emergency worker on damaged in Channel
Founder of the anti-migration group Patriot Platform, Daniel Thomas, has been arrested on suspicion of criminal damage with intent to endanger life.
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Vanblerkisms @vanblerkisms.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Where to start with this abject fuckwittage?
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Vanblerkisms @vanblerkisms.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
And the (possibly only) good news for today: www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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Daniel Thomas arrested over video of dinghy slashing
Police had been looking into footage appearing to show the man, also known as Danny Tommo, slashing at a boat in the English Channel with a knife.
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Vanblerkisms @vanblerkisms.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Sweating the small stuff part 94. FFS. Just get us back In Europe to get the economy working asap man! www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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Burnham brands ban on football fans drinking alcohol in stands as 'discrimination'
The prime minister opposes the law - in place since 1985 - and believes there is a case to remove it.
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SMD's pension @anothersmd.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The whole "small boats" issue is a problem created out of thin air by successive right wing governments and amplified by a racist media who don't want a single brown person in this country. It's so simple it fits in one post and I can add this sentence too.
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Cllr Dr Alex Powell @apowelllaw.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
So, just to be clear, Daniel Thomas was: 1- Carrying a knife contrary to section 139 of the Criminal Justice Act 1988 2- Used that knife to commit criminal damage (Criminal Damage act 1971) 3- likely engaged in the criminal offense of endangering Life at Sea (Merchant Shipping Act 1995)
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Lomelindi12 @lomelindi12.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Very punchy speech by Burnham about Russia Now do one about masked gangs in Gosport, attacks on the RNLI etc
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Nick Stone @typejunky.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Just emailed Burnham to ask him why the fuck he’s not doing anything about the coked-up blackshirts infestation. Will almost certainly achieve nothing but: subject ‘Blackshirts’ to andy.burnham.mp@parliament.uk from enough people might.
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James O’Brien @mrjamesob.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
This guy… BTW annual subscription is currently £20 (instead of £79.99). And you get the whole paper for that, not just me! Offer ends September 30th. liveapp.inews.co.uk/category/477...
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Billionaire Jim Ratcliffe should keep Britain’s name out of his mouth
James O’Brien: The tax exile knows a thing or two about chemical companies – but that doesn’t mean his other opinions are valuable
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George Monbiot @georgemonbiot.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Possession of an offensive weapon, reckless endangerment, criminal damage ... Let's hope the police take this seriously. www.theguardian.com/world/2026/s...
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Far-right activist Daniel Thomas slashes dinghy in Channel with blade while rescue worker onboard
Thomas called followers to protest against arrival of asylum seekers in Gosport, but Border Force instead transported them to Dover
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Russ Jones @russincheshire.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I'm not a lawyer, but if you intentionally attempt to sink a boat with humans on board, how is that not attempted murder? www.theguardian.com/world/2026/s...
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Far-right activist Daniel Thomas slashes dinghy in Channel with blade while rescue worker onboard
Thomas called followers to protest against arrival of asylum seekers in Gosport, but Border Force instead transported them to Dover
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Vanblerkisms @vanblerkisms.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Definitely not trustworthy these days. I don't know where is any more?
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