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Val @ BOOM Goes the Bride!!

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Val @ BOOM Goes the Bride!! @valwrites.ca · 3h
Bannock poutine and burger!! I waited in line and made friends with a wonderful older guy while we waited. Treated him to lunch. Found out he treated some kids to fancy expensive chocolate bars after the fact. Told him "that's karma, baby!"
Golden Bannock food truck menu with Indian tacos and various bannock versions of fair food.A fluffy yellow bannock burger and a giant tub of Bannock poutine.
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Val @ BOOM Goes the Bride!! @valwrites.ca · 6h
In lighter news, meet Kara! The first of a fun little comic project i'm calling MCIS. MAGICAL CYBERGIRLS IN SPACE. When the premise is ridiculous, you don't even NEED a clever title. This takes place in the boombride universe, but FAR AWAY from the book storyline #mcis #valdraws #napcitybeats
A magical girl in an asymmetrical crop top and fluttering skirt lands in a strange city that seems to curve in the background. Stars and rectangles sparkle around her as she comes to a soft landing. She has black horns and light hair and is wearing some kind of greek-style wrap up sandal. A handwritten title spells out "Magical cyber-girls in space! a comic by Val Evermech. Ch 1: Kara has landed!"4 panel comic. Page is divided 1/3 diagonally. Big angled panel has Kara staring out over a cylindrical city in space. She says "Finallyu, a place that doesn't look like shit! So... where are we?" A little robot that looks like a ringed planet with a moon says "Location: Megamir. Status: multiple conflicting authorities. Active Breaches: 1." Kara purses her lips and says "only one? kinda sus." Last panel zooms out to show the whole oneill cylinder in space with two large asteroids nearby. The asteroids have some kinds of structures on them, likely mining facilities. Kara says "ah well, it's not on fire, so it'll do! let's find out whose turf we're on."
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Val @ BOOM Goes the Bride!! @valwrites.ca · 30/09/2026
A BREAKING NEWS BULLETIN
old timey broadsheet with a bunch of different fonts. It should be read in a 1920s radio announcer voice.

BOOM GOES THE BRIDE.

A PULSE POUNDING CYBER-ROMANTASY.

ACTION. PULP. MAGIC. SEX.

READERS SAY: LIKE HUNTER S THOMPSON IF YOU REPLACE THE DRUGS WITH MAGIC AND MISSILES.

VAL IS A MASTER OF SUBVERTING TROPEY SETUPS WITH UNEXPECTED PAYOFFS.

I'M NOT EVEN A LESBIAN, BUT...

YOUR REVIEW HERE.

THE HEA HAPPENS IN BOOK TWO SO SUCK MY D-

BUY IT NOW VALWRITES.CA.
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Val @ BOOM Goes the Bride!! @valwrites.ca · 29/09/2026
It is extremely funny to me that multiple people's main commentary about my farcille bath scene smut is that i captured their characterization really well I can't write smut without understanding why they wanna bone! the plot is critical to the porn!! archiveofourown.org/works/604288...
Also hyped you're planning to continue it! 😤 I was so impressed by your DEEP understanding of the two and their dynamics, like, usually you don't get hot kinky sex with that level of thoughtful character analysis but you are DOING IT! 💯✊💥🔥i absolutely love when smut writers get the characterization right and holy moly you write them just how i imagine them. i love marcille’s hesitance then enthusiasm when she realizes just how good it feels. i love falin’s bluntness and her confidence that crumbles so quickly. i am SO so excited to see where this fic goes and what else you might cook up 👀
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Val @ BOOM Goes the Bride!! @valwrites.ca · 29/09/2026
I like this crunchy pen
Close up of Kara, a demon girl with fair skin, red horns and red hair and green eyes. We can only see the top of her head, but it looks like she's giving a bj.
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Val @ BOOM Goes the Bride!! @valwrites.ca · 28/09/2026
This also contains a hilarious explanation for why so many shows don't confirm their relationships Still mad about it but I'll cut them .03% more slack now


At the risk of overstating it, this may connect to a Japanese sensibility for leaving room for the imagination – for appreciating things that aren’t shown or said. I’ll probably get in trouble if I start mentioning things like Zen and wabi-sabi (laughs), but we really do have a sense of beauty where showing everything isn’t the point.
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Val @ BOOM Goes the Bride!! @valwrites.ca · 28/09/2026
Turned on some jazz and got blasted by the funniest name combo I've seen in a minute Authors, you are not being ridiculous enough. This is reality. This is The Sax Project, by Dick Oatts
The Sax Project, by Dick Oatts. The full cover has a happy Japanese woman in a sheer dress reaching up and smiling at the fact that she does not get the joke (i presume).
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Val @ BOOM Goes the Bride!! @valwrites.ca · 28/09/2026
ended up freehanding it like a boss
wip monochrome comic of a woman standing on top of a tall building in an oneill cylinder, looking out towards space.
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Val @ BOOM Goes the Bride!! @valwrites.ca · 27/09/2026
A little funtime experiment. Thought i would try to make a little magical girl manga cover thing. Pretty okay! VALUES tho. We'll get there #valdraws #rkgk
A magical girl in an asymmetrical crop top and fluttering skirt lands in a strange city that seems to curve in the background. Stars and rectangles sparkle around her as she comes to a soft landing. She has black horns and light hair and is wearing some kind of greek-style wrap up sandal.
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Val @ BOOM Goes the Bride!! @valwrites.ca · 26/09/2026
Hair practise! i think i'm starting to get the hang of these shapes. now for what overlaps where lol
front facing sketch of an androgynous elf with long "wavy" hair.front facing sketch of an androgynous elf with a pixie cut.rear facing sketch of an androgynous elf with a pixie cut.rear facing sketch of an androgynous elf with long "wavy" hair.
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Val @ BOOM Goes the Bride!! @valwrites.ca · 25/09/2026
How would you describe your social media reach
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Val @ BOOM Goes the Bride!! @valwrites.ca · 25/09/2026
This is the one i'm writing rn btw lol. I am obsessed with olde english speaking boomer dragon dad who doesn't understand technology. this may be the greatest character i have ever invented
Prose snip. 

River answered the phone with an inclination of her horns. The demon inside always watched, but was bound from sharing what it saw.
The screen went red. River blinked. Had it broken? That would be annoying. The warranty had run out five years past and she wasn’t in the mood to buy a new one.
“DOTH THIS THING FUNCTION? DAMNABLE HUMAN INVENTIONS. CANST THOU HEAR ME? FORESOOTH, I SEEK RIVER OF BLOOD. PRAY CONNECT ME TO RIVER OF BLOOD, POSTHASTE.”
“I can hear you,” River sighed. “You’re too close to the screen.”
“WHEREFORE NEED WOULDST I HAVE OF MOVING FURTHER FROM THEE? I BESEECH THEE ALREADY FROM A PLACE BEYOND THE WINDS. NOW THOU SAYEST THAT I MUST BE FURTHER?”
“You should have done an audio call if you didn’t want to stare at it.”
“I KNOW NOT WHAT THE DIFFERENCE IS NOR HOW TO MAKE IT.”
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Val @ BOOM Goes the Bride!! @valwrites.ca · 25/09/2026
He's renamed 5 of them and he's not stopping
Animals in fields of mistria named "0000, cp4080", and then the normal ones like beebee.
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Val @ BOOM Goes the Bride!! @valwrites.ca · 24/09/2026
Legit thought the frog and Toad bot was replying to you
Bev's post followed by the frog and Toad bot posting the line "then toad felt very tired, and he fell asleep."
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Val @ BOOM Goes the Bride!! @valwrites.ca · 24/09/2026
Nobody: Manga drawing guide: "Gender is stored in the cowlick"
comparison of "male" and "female" hair when it straight or curvy. All of the characters look like bottoms to me. At most they are sissy femboys.
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Val @ BOOM Goes the Bride!! @valwrites.ca · 24/09/2026
wow they really did the comic XD
Panel from penny arcade where tycho is kiling gabe with a nerf gun, execution style. gabe says "killing me won't bring her back" and tycho replies "ain't that a shame." and pulls the trigger.
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Val @ BOOM Goes the Bride!! @valwrites.ca · 23/09/2026
Some people: "I don't do chapter titles. It's too much trouble to think of them." Me:
Principal Skinner looking down from an extreme angle and going "pathetic."
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Val @ BOOM Goes the Bride!! @valwrites.ca · 23/09/2026
Was struck by inspiration last night and solved the reason why i've been stuck on magewife. I wrote the season finale too early. Moved it and suddenly everything makes sense. Get ready for boomer dragon dad who doesn't know how phones work Ppl who've read my Fantasy Facts shorts will get this
Episode 4: The Reason for a Hoar. D.
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Val @ BOOM Goes the Bride!! @valwrites.ca · 23/09/2026
Some of these i haven't crossed off after reading, but here's the list
Egatae
Inkya Gyaru demo Ikigaritai!
Kissing lilies
A Villainess Who Refuses to Break Off Her Engagement 
Vampeerz
Zutto, senpai to Soushuuhen
I adore you teacher
After school love affair
Run away with me girl
I love you so much, i hate you so much
Pink Candy kiss 
Kemono to Waltz
Arousing taste 
Spell of love
Gunbured x sisters
Restaurant kema
True blue baby
Moshi. Koi ga Mieta Nara
Surviving romance
Nakinagi
Hop on I'll Take This Love Home With Me
Kiss the Scars of the Girls
Mouretsu Pirates
Childhood Friend, Big Love
Amefuri Harete Hanahikaru
momoiro montage!
Snowmelt and agapanthus 
Yuri is Taboo to a Yuri Otaku - unfinished tl
Vaelber saga
Ichijouma Mankitsu Gurashi - no EN
Manga cafe
Into Your Dreams 
How to Get Your Feelings Across!
Sexual Liberation, The Shape of Each Love
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Val @ BOOM Goes the Bride!! @valwrites.ca · 23/09/2026
What would you sacrifice to see her again? #napcitybeats #valdraws #boomspoil
4 panel b/w comic page. A montage of dead-wife style flashbacks about Nil. Being sexy standing on the balcony in the nude at dawn, getting caught eating some kind of calzone like a scrungler, leaning over sexily while licking her lips, and dancing through the waves and the city, slicing up buildings with a monowire.
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Val @ BOOM Goes the Bride!! @valwrites.ca · 23/09/2026
however it is objectively funny to look at this in ep 11 and then get ep 12 lol. like. what were you guys smoking. the themes are all over the place.
a glowing shard of glass from a magic mirror. the witch says, dead and offscreen "live for love, not for the laws."
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Val @ BOOM Goes the Bride!! @valwrites.ca · 23/09/2026
A reminder that Love Bullet has some of the best panelling and action choreography in comics right now.
manga page covering a high speed fistfight between the cupid girls. The action is dynamic but easy to follow, with single panels for single big hits and wide stretches for multi-action shots.
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Val @ BOOM Goes the Bride!! @valwrites.ca · 23/09/2026
Did the 9 animes thing. Surprisingly it was kinda hard to pick, and not because i had too many. Because i forgot what i watched because my brain is full of holes. Also the manga for many of them are just better (Lookin' at you, Bloom into You). For #10 i would put Samurai X
9 animes that shaped who i am: noir, slayers (i picked try, they're all fun) Ghost in the shell: stand alone complex, Nausicaa, Madoka Magica, Kamiina Botan, Cowboy Bebop, Dungeon meshi, and Escaflowne.
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Val @ BOOM Goes the Bride!! @valwrites.ca · 22/09/2026
I dunno if this makes sense but i tried to make it make sense. Basically if there's kissing yes unless it's incredibly fucking bad. But if it's incredibly fucking good it should know better than to leave me hanging and now I'm angry again
Will i watch it graph showing that as quality and or kissing increase,i am more likely to watch it, until it reaches a point where it's so good that they should have known better than to not show kissing and it starts pissing me off again.
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Val @ BOOM Goes the Bride!! @valwrites.ca · 22/09/2026
Btw if you want some fucked up lesbian adult animation where women kiss, kill, and have other horrible things happen to/around them, you should check out RIN just be aware it has some very fucked up scenes including one that turned my piercing phobia up to 1 million (i skipped over the scene lol)
Cover of RIN, daughters of mnemosyne. Looking up from the sidewalk at a city mostly under construction. It's gretty yet there are bubbles around. An ad for a magical girl or something hangs from a half-built building, as a butch woman looks off-screen in the foreground.
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Val @ BOOM Goes the Bride!! @valwrites.ca · 22/09/2026
Few quick hair tracings to try to get my hand to know what curves are. Trying to train my muscles at least since i keep mucking up the freehand.
simple semi-stylized tracings of hair curls and lines in red ink. They are all from photos.
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Val @ BOOM Goes the Bride!! @valwrites.ca · 21/09/2026
i mean. we can try!! it would be stupid not to! ...wait...
Comic from yugioh where he clutches his head in pain going "Auughh, my head!!" then he goes "i'm doing it!! i'm thinking!!"
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Val @ BOOM Goes the Bride!! @valwrites.ca · 19/09/2026
marketing, in general, but specifically how i do it and how other people do it, and what you should try to do to find your own niche and style.
Powerpoint slide with a scifi cityscape in the background. MARKETING MAYHEM: Or; Advertising when the algorithm is your enemy.
Lessons Learned
(the over-easy way)

Most of us are BAD at marketing!
Not having materials, but USING THEM
Being disappointed by a flop post and not trying again
Not giving enough lead time for release publicity
Trying methods that don’t work for OUR book
Being good isn’t the only answer either!
You have to be Consistent, Authentic, and LUCKY

EXTROVERSION 
IS A SKILL TOO!!

IT CAN BE TRAINED
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Val @ BOOM Goes the Bride!! @valwrites.ca · 15/09/2026
Guys i think I'm kinda getting good at this? I always imagined marin had blue eyes. Nintendo can suck my balls I'll make her an OC if i have to #valdraws
WIP of Marin smut art. She's got long auburn/peach colored hair and yellowish skin. She's looking down with a sultry and dreamy expression.
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Val @ BOOM Goes the Bride!! @valwrites.ca · 15/09/2026
I want to know about the overall use of media restrictions on bsky. Please answer and share so we can get a good sample size. Do you have your adult content settings (bsky.app/moderation) set to: 1️⃣ All show 2️⃣ Some show, mostly warn 3️⃣ Mostly hide 4️⃣ Adult content is off 📊 Show results
Screenshot of bsky's moderation settings.screenshot of bsky's separate moderation account that has the "cartoon porn" setting separate from all the others.
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Val @ BOOM Goes the Bride!! @valwrites.ca · 14/09/2026
Would you take her hand?
Split panel images of Cur and sujin reaching towards each other. Cur on the left is looking back and reaching out, palm to the sun, while sujin is reaching up and out, palm towards the ground. Cur is backed by a large pair of terreifying cyborg hands reaching out, while Su is backed by a significant amount of explosions.
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Val @ BOOM Goes the Bride!! @valwrites.ca · 14/09/2026
Wheeee (i do have a drill mounted sander but it's not as easy as a belt. I scrape first then sand. I'm not a total buffoon)
A plywood board covered in kids paint and glitter glue
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Val @ BOOM Goes the Bride!! @valwrites.ca · 13/09/2026
Could call it done (except for some messy bits) but i wanna try doing highlights. We'll see if i ruin it.
Split panel images of Cur and sujin reaching towards each other. Cur on the left is looking back and reaching out, palm to the sun, while sujin is reaching up and out, palm towards the ground. Now with both shaded in in greyscale (plus red for cur's eyes). Need to do highlights.
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Val @ BOOM Goes the Bride!! @valwrites.ca · 13/09/2026
WIP continues: getting there!
Split panel images of Cur and sujin reaching towards each other. Cur on the left is looking back and reaching out, palm to the sun, while sujin is reaching up and out, palm towards the ground. Now with su shaded in greyscale and Cur's lineart mostly done
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Val @ BOOM Goes the Bride!! @valwrites.ca · 13/09/2026
Y'all i think this new pen pressure thing levelled me up. I think i was so frustrated with lines being the same thickness i just had no idea how to make anything expressive or have depth. Instant upgrade, holy hell. I swore i tried this before but maybe i didn't have the skills to see it #valdraws
Split panel images of Cur and sujin reaching towards each other. Cur on the left is looking back and reaching out, palm to the sun, while sujin is reaching up and out, palm towards the ground.
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Val @ BOOM Goes the Bride!! @valwrites.ca · 13/09/2026
like this feels great, thank you so much, but i am also super confused why yours is the opposite
pressure curve setting showing a very hard C curve like the 3-6 part of a clock.
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Val @ BOOM Goes the Bride!! @valwrites.ca · 13/09/2026
a lot of lineart and shapes can be expressed as an equation (probably for real, but i'm not math like that) if you use the "I shape, C shape, S shape curve" + a direction (Left, Right, Up, Down). there's lots more like a pressure curve, specific angles, etc but just this helps make it feel right
a sketched manga style head of a smiling cyborg wolfgirl. She doesn't have any hair lol. The lines on the left side of her face are labelled with a direction (L R U P) and a line shape I C or S.
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Val @ BOOM Goes the Bride!! @valwrites.ca · 12/09/2026
Panel redraw from Wicked Spot using Cur and Sujin. Thank you Sal for the study material. #valdraws
Two women on the floor. One is seated holding a knife to the other one's chin. She looks terrified and confused but is staring at the other's tits. The other woman is Cur, a freaky cyborg girl who is staring intently and giddily into the knife-wielder's eyes.
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Val @ BOOM Goes the Bride!! @valwrites.ca · 12/09/2026
ITCHIO COMMENTS?? IT'S MORE LIKELY THAN YOU THINK! Thank you Mewy! I also love the motorcycle/puppy/rocket/pheonix/dumbass animal companion. Fuse is a hoot
comment by Mewyabby.

This was a blast! I think more lesbians should be technologist x mysticist with huge robot fights.

I love the motorcycle puppy btw.
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Val @ BOOM Goes the Bride!! @valwrites.ca · 12/09/2026
Drop a random GL manga panel with absolutely no context 🌸
A panel from Oni Ure Idol ga Kyou mo Watashi o Oshitekuru. Sera, a cute young woman with black braids and bangs, touches her lips as she stares at Ena, another woman with shorter light-coloured hair, who is staring down with her eyes shadowed. Lillies bloom in the foreground and sparkles fly around them. Ena's manager's confused face floats in the background.
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Val @ BOOM Goes the Bride!! @valwrites.ca · 12/09/2026
Fields of Mistria had turnip and potato gratin. Reina, the black chef likes it. So i said ok that must be good. It is
A golden brown sea of sliced potatoes and turnips in a cream of mushroom sauce with browned cheese on top.
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Val @ BOOM Goes the Bride!! @valwrites.ca · 11/09/2026
It looks like you're having trouble attracting subscribers. Would you like to shift rightwards politically?
An image of clippy, a paperclip with eyes and eyebrows who used to be Microsoft's help assistant.
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Val @ BOOM Goes the Bride!! @valwrites.ca · 11/09/2026
My 4 year old designed this spacecraft if anyone needs some concept work done. I'm going to use this as a #spaceshiptember post because i obviously have no shame in using my children for profit
A very pointy spaceship made of magnatiles. It kinda looks like a three way split stem from a rose. Thorny.
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Val @ BOOM Goes the Bride!! @valwrites.ca · 10/09/2026
An illegal context-free snippet of our main villains interacting after a failed sacrifice. The dagger's master didn't like the meal it was being served. I am a dead writer. That's right, dead serious about making dumb jokes!! #sffchat
Absolute snarled. He shook the dagger like it was a dead remote.
“What the fuck is wrong with this thing?? You said you wanted her heart. You wanted her fear. You wanted her soul, and it had to be dramatic. Well, it’s right fucking there, and I am putting on some motherfucking theatrics!”
Helena groaned.
“I cannot believe you ever got the upper hand.”
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Val @ BOOM Goes the Bride!! @valwrites.ca · 10/09/2026
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Val @ BOOM Goes the Bride!! @valwrites.ca · 10/09/2026
Phew. Most of Young Ladies Don't Play Fighting games had me questioning how textual the yuri was gonna get but episode 10 laid it to rest lol
Screencap from an anime. A girl squeezes her eyes shut and thinks "hey, this is no time to be staring at her lips."A pink haired girl does the hand mask smug pose, while the other girl thinks "damn! she's even cute when she's smug!"
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Val @ BOOM Goes the Bride!! @valwrites.ca · 10/09/2026
At least i didn't lie (last night WIP, maybe get to finish it today)
A very wet and angry Cur walking forwards menacingly while completely naked.
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Val @ BOOM Goes the Bride!! @valwrites.ca · 10/09/2026
Kirby eating enemies: Cute little vacuum noises Samus eating enemies:
A very bloody lion staring at the camera with open mouth, fangs red.
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Val @ BOOM Goes the Bride!! @valwrites.ca · 10/09/2026
Really valuable drafts you were saving there, 29 days-ago me
a drafted post that just says "i'm going to draw."
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Val @ BOOM Goes the Bride!! @valwrites.ca · 09/09/2026
NEW LOVE BULLET TOXIC TIMELOOP YURI INEE YOUR GENIUS IS SHOWING ORDER VOL 1 & 2 AT YOUR LOCAL BOOKSTORE BECAUSE THIS SHIT RULES SO HARD
A cupid with a gun aims across two panels at the viewer, and asks "did i ask for y our opinion? Know your place" The third panel is a black rectangle with gunshot sounds.
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