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Val @ BOOM Goes the Bride!!

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Val @ BOOM Goes the Bride!! @valwrites.ca · 12m
they didn't ask me! but i guess being suspended means you're not on the good list :P
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Val @ BOOM Goes the Bride!! @valwrites.ca · 13m
Wife finally started playing Denshattack and it's exactly as great as i thought it would be when i told her she had to buy it and play it (she is a train person) If you like trains and doing sick kickflips while being a train that is also a ferry sometimes and maybe a plane who knows, get it
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Faith K. Falkner @faithfalkner.com · 6h
Wait. Enhance that snoot.
A zoom-in of the previous picture focused on the flight deck and front of the craft, which the viewer can peer inside of.
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Val @ BOOM Goes the Bride!! @valwrites.ca · 15m
awesome to the max
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Val @ BOOM Goes the Bride!! @valwrites.ca · 15m
it often takes a while, and i found it very valuable to have that diagnosis. if you can afford it/your doc is good, then i say go for it. the sooner the better
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Val @ BOOM Goes the Bride!! @valwrites.ca · 2h
Should find out what big tits with hairy nipples are
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Tapling: Queer Zines 🏳️‍🌈 @taplingzines.bsky.social · 5h
Only 200€ left now! Let's get that stretch goal!! 💪
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Aimee Cozza Illustration @aimeecozza.com · 5h
since The Book Bazaar account is still SUSPENDED I have to make unhinged milestone posts here instead we are 33 follows (cumulative - follow any project to add to the total) away from 2k follows. That's INCREDIBLE
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Val @ BOOM Goes the Bride!! @valwrites.ca · 4h
Many people fall for fedposting sadly
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Lady Rea 🏳️‍⚧️ @theladyrea.bsky.social · 10h
Do you guys ever think about how 90% of the discourse and arguments people get up to on Bluesky, usually come from the or at the very least start at the capital
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Val @ BOOM Goes the Bride!! @valwrites.ca · 4h
"instructions unclear" is a meme response, sorry for the confusion. Your intent was clear. I was just having a little bit of fun
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Val @ BOOM Goes the Bride!! @valwrites.ca · 4h
Yeah i hide the original post so i don't see quotes, and if that doesn't start working i start muting and turning off reposts. It's so inane 😭
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Squeezable @squeezable.bsky.social · 8h
Boob ver.
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Val @ BOOM Goes the Bride!! @valwrites.ca · 4h
It has the most style of any site l shooter out there by a long shot. I wish my friends liked it more 😭
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Val @ BOOM Goes the Bride!! @valwrites.ca · 4h
So far some of my ideas are Satty Duod MajOS Planetes (pronounced the Greek way) Idi and Ot
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Val @ BOOM Goes the Bride!! @valwrites.ca · 4h
Instructions unclear, sending my friends witcher 3 porn
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⭐️eunnie⭐️ @eunnieboo.bsky.social · 28/05/2024
pink in the night (2019)
lyric comic to pink in the night, by mitski. page 1 text: and i know i've kissed you before, but i didn't do it right. scene 1: a little boy and girl are sitting in the rain. the boy wipes away tears, having tripped and scratched a knee. the girl leans forward to kiss the small wound. scene 2: the two friends are in elementary school, holding hands. the boy looks at a picture depicting a mom, dad, and child.page 2 text: can i try again, try again, try again. scene 1: high school. they lie on the floor during a study session, but they only have eyes for each other. scene 2: college. the same couple, only now they are two girls, kissing in bed. scene 3: the girls are getting married, exchanging a sweet kiss in a field of flowers. sunset colors cast warm light onto their wedding dresses.page 3 text: try again, and again, and again. scene 1: the girls are moving in together. one dozes off against an unpacked moving box as the other kisses her head. scene 2: disneyland. both wear minnie mouse ears as they take a selfie, laughing at the kiss mark one has left on her wife's cheek. scene 3: the childhood friends have grown older. one woman hides a bouquet behind her back as they kiss over breakfast.page 4 text: and again, and again, and again? scene 1: the women wake up in bed together, hints of grey in their hair. one kisses the other's bare shoulder. scene 2: a winter walk. they kiss as their dog plays in the snow. scene 3: the shore of a beach. the wives have greying hair and fine wrinkles, but they're still just as in love. they hold each other close, laughing, full of affection.
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tpwrtrmnky. @tpwrtrmnky.bsky.social · 10h
A lot of really excellent writers and artists have contributed to this, Gunmetal Olympus a really impressive shared universe of independent lesbian sci-fi that's well worth giving a shot if you haven't already!
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Val @ BOOM Goes the Bride!! @valwrites.ca · 5h
I need a name for the little assistant bot/creature btw. It is two entities but usually referred to as one (the bigger eye/body and the orbiting eye)
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Val @ BOOM Goes the Bride!! @valwrites.ca · 8h
In lighter news, meet Kara! The first of a fun little comic project i'm calling MCIS. MAGICAL CYBERGIRLS IN SPACE. When the premise is ridiculous, you don't even NEED a clever title. This takes place in the boombride universe, but FAR AWAY from the book storyline #mcis #valdraws #napcitybeats
A magical girl in an asymmetrical crop top and fluttering skirt lands in a strange city that seems to curve in the background. Stars and rectangles sparkle around her as she comes to a soft landing. She has black horns and light hair and is wearing some kind of greek-style wrap up sandal. A handwritten title spells out "Magical cyber-girls in space! a comic by Val Evermech. Ch 1: Kara has landed!"4 panel comic. Page is divided 1/3 diagonally. Big angled panel has Kara staring out over a cylindrical city in space. She says "Finallyu, a place that doesn't look like shit! So... where are we?" A little robot that looks like a ringed planet with a moon says "Location: Megamir. Status: multiple conflicting authorities. Active Breaches: 1." Kara purses her lips and says "only one? kinda sus." Last panel zooms out to show the whole oneill cylinder in space with two large asteroids nearby. The asteroids have some kinds of structures on them, likely mining facilities. Kara says "ah well, it's not on fire, so it'll do! let's find out whose turf we're on."
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Val @ BOOM Goes the Bride!! @valwrites.ca · 5h
The bannock was so fluffy and fresh. I was in line for like 40 minutes lol. They were making it to order
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Val @ BOOM Goes the Bride!! @valwrites.ca · 5h
Bannock poutine and burger!! I waited in line and made friends with a wonderful older guy while we waited. Treated him to lunch. Found out he treated some kids to fancy expensive chocolate bars after the fact. Told him "that's karma, baby!"
Golden Bannock food truck menu with Indian tacos and various bannock versions of fair food.A fluffy yellow bannock burger and a giant tub of Bannock poutine.
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Val @ BOOM Goes the Bride!! @valwrites.ca · 7h
Kinda lol. The population here is mostly artists of various kinds and the industry is collapsing. Multiple moots lost their jobs this week :(
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Val @ BOOM Goes the Bride!! @valwrites.ca · 8h
Found it! It was buried in a DIFFERENT recovery folder and named something stupid. Hooray!
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Val @ BOOM Goes the Bride!! @valwrites.ca · 8h
Agree completely. Even if it didn't start that way, that's functionally what it is
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Val @ BOOM Goes the Bride!! @valwrites.ca · 8h
static.klipy.com
Emmet Brickowski: Yes, I Do! (The Lego Movie)
Alt: Emmet Brickowski chipperly says Yes, I Do!
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Tsuvi 🍰 @tsuvivi.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Daisy and Rosalina little Jenga accident (1/2)
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Val @ BOOM Goes the Bride!! @valwrites.ca · 8h
apologies to @magicariot.com but i have been in love with the name Kara ever since Dragonheart and i hope i do not dishonour you by using it here ;)
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Val @ BOOM Goes the Bride!! @valwrites.ca · 8h
In lighter news, meet Kara! The first of a fun little comic project i'm calling MCIS. MAGICAL CYBERGIRLS IN SPACE. When the premise is ridiculous, you don't even NEED a clever title. This takes place in the boombride universe, but FAR AWAY from the book storyline #mcis #valdraws #napcitybeats
A magical girl in an asymmetrical crop top and fluttering skirt lands in a strange city that seems to curve in the background. Stars and rectangles sparkle around her as she comes to a soft landing. She has black horns and light hair and is wearing some kind of greek-style wrap up sandal. A handwritten title spells out "Magical cyber-girls in space! a comic by Val Evermech. Ch 1: Kara has landed!"4 panel comic. Page is divided 1/3 diagonally. Big angled panel has Kara staring out over a cylindrical city in space. She says "Finallyu, a place that doesn't look like shit! So... where are we?" A little robot that looks like a ringed planet with a moon says "Location: Megamir. Status: multiple conflicting authorities. Active Breaches: 1." Kara purses her lips and says "only one? kinda sus." Last panel zooms out to show the whole oneill cylinder in space with two large asteroids nearby. The asteroids have some kinds of structures on them, likely mining facilities. Kara says "ah well, it's not on fire, so it'll do! let's find out whose turf we're on."
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Val @ BOOM Goes the Bride!! @valwrites.ca · 8h
damn you guys really don't know who reads your magazine do you
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Val @ BOOM Goes the Bride!! @valwrites.ca · 8h
The police are saying that the driver may have had a medical emergency and crashed, but i'll wait to see. horrible regardless
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Val @ BOOM Goes the Bride!! @valwrites.ca · 9h
Just happened in Tswassen. News is still coming out.
cbc.ca
4 people hit in 'collision' that led Tsawwassen First Nation to end Truth and Reconciliation event | CBC
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Val @ BOOM Goes the Bride!! @valwrites.ca · 9h
i am sad about the fem draco thing going around. fine design. but HP stuff is dead. not to me. it's just dead.
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Val @ BOOM Goes the Bride!! @valwrites.ca · 9h
oh my god lol thank you XD i was very happy with that chapter title and i'm glad you're enjoying it!!
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Ryan Coldtreat @rytron.bsky.social · 9h
Currently reading BOOK GOES THE BRIDE and one of the chapters is called CUNTBLOCKER and this book is everything i hoped it would be
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Val @ BOOM Goes the Bride!! @valwrites.ca · 9h
oh that's very weird but good it's not for some horrible reason against you at least. time to change your passwords again i guess :P
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Val @ BOOM Goes the Bride!! @valwrites.ca · 9h
ugh, that's horrible, i'm so sorry. i don't know you very well but you do not seem to be pulling any rachel dolezal type shit. i hope it was just a weird glitch. at the very least the organizer should explain why
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mr feratu was my father 🔞 @lezferatu.bsky.social · 10h
accursia asking saveria the most important question when it comes to vampirism (early access from a few months ago!) #savcursia
accursia: is it all kinds of blood you drink? even the once a month kind?
saveria: ah. well, how do I put this...blood from the vein is like a freshly picked apple. menstrual blood is closer to an apple that has been stored in a pantry for quite some time, it has...an unpleasant mouthfeel, shall we say.
accursia: mmn (disappointed) I see...
accursia: WAIT
accursia: SO SHE DID TRY PERIOD PUSSY (the last two words are semi censored by accursia's sailor moon looking goofy face)
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Val @ BOOM Goes the Bride!! @valwrites.ca · 10h
What the hell? That's really weird
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Sweet Shop @sweetshop.app · 26/09/2026
No need to decide when you can claim them ALL for just $60! That's even less than $1 a book and 15% of proceeds go to BINC to help support comic book shops.
sweetshop.app
When the Circus Came to Town
Everything from beloved indie Iron Circus Comics on Sweet Shop
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Val @ BOOM Goes the Bride!! @valwrites.ca · 11h
Wear orange! Go out and find an indigenous event. Eat some elk stew and bannock, buy some indigenous-made crafts, and vote for people who don't cut funding to first nations and well, everyone else.
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Val @ BOOM Goes the Bride!! @valwrites.ca · 11h
i bet 😅 welcome back, by the way. it's good to have you. this is a great question but i'll have to think of a genre that isn't "boring-ass white person memoir" because i can't stand that being my life 😭
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Dominique (Philosophika) @philosophika.bsky.social · 11h
If my life were a novel, the genre would be #gothic #horror. 🐦‍⬛ My family is cursed. 🐦‍⬛ I spent my teens living in a haunted pyramid. 🐦‍⬛ In my mid-twenties, a villainous elderly relative summoned me to their decaying mansion in a bid to present the last of their crumbling line "to society." And you?
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Val @ BOOM Goes the Bride!! @valwrites.ca · 11h
Did you live in a roadside attraction? 😅 That's cool but also, horrifying
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Failbetter Games | Wishlist Mandrake on Steam! @failbettergames.com · 18h
We're hiring! We're looking for a Writer and Narrative Designer to join the Fallen London team at a senior or mid level. This position is permanent, remote, and full time, which for us means 35 hours a week. #GamesJobs
Night. The House of Chimes - a tower which you might immediately think of as Big Ben - is adrift in the River Thames. It still seems to be keeping time. In the background, a large, alien building looms over the city of London.
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Val @ BOOM Goes the Bride!! @valwrites.ca · 30/09/2026
A BREAKING NEWS BULLETIN
old timey broadsheet with a bunch of different fonts. It should be read in a 1920s radio announcer voice.

BOOM GOES THE BRIDE.

A PULSE POUNDING CYBER-ROMANTASY.

ACTION. PULP. MAGIC. SEX.

READERS SAY: LIKE HUNTER S THOMPSON IF YOU REPLACE THE DRUGS WITH MAGIC AND MISSILES.

VAL IS A MASTER OF SUBVERTING TROPEY SETUPS WITH UNEXPECTED PAYOFFS.

I'M NOT EVEN A LESBIAN, BUT...

YOUR REVIEW HERE.

THE HEA HAPPENS IN BOOK TWO SO SUCK MY D-

BUY IT NOW VALWRITES.CA.
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pave+ @paveplus.bsky.social · 21h
no. 29: lasers #sst26 #spaceshiptember
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Val @ BOOM Goes the Bride!! @valwrites.ca · 20h
the friggen dress stand with the wig 😭 incredible work. thank you for this gift
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Val @ BOOM Goes the Bride!! @valwrites.ca · 21h
Pointillist Pterosaur Peen
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Sublight Drive Crafts @sublightdrive.bsky.social · 21h
Today's the last day to get any kits or templates from my Etsy shop while they're on sale! Go check it out NOW or suffer the consequences!! (the consequences are paying full price at a later date) Behold a small sampling of the spaceships YOU could be building THIS INSTANT:
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