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Knob Cratchit

@utopiantadpole.bsky.social
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NSFW 🔞 / F-slur / SEA / Dog Dad / Singer / Masseur / Pet Doula / Horror 🟰 LIFE / AuDHD / FMS Dx / Horny / Depressed / Vegetarian / BLM / RADICALLY PRO TRANSGENDER / Anti-racist / Anti-fascist / Fuck AI / Free Palestine / ♓️ x 3 / ♎️ x 3 / ☀️ ♓️ / 🌙 ♑️ / ⬆️ ♉️

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Knob Cratchit @utopiantadpole.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
#fcf #fullbush
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Knob Cratchit @utopiantadpole.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Wishing a blessed #fcf to all who celebrate!
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Knob Cratchit @utopiantadpole.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Happy #fcf to all who celebrate!
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Knob Cratchit @utopiantadpole.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I bought too many donuts! Someone take these last two off my hands!
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Knob Cratchit @utopiantadpole.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
I’ll shout it from the rooftops: I AM RADICALLY PRO-TRANSGENDER!!!
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Knob Cratchit @utopiantadpole.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
My hairs done been cut! 🙌 Feeling 69% lighter 😌
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Knob Cratchit @utopiantadpole.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
This feels validating 😎
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Dads and Daddies @dadsanddaddiespod.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Justin Elizabeth Sayre, wants a new term for ‘Daddy’ that lets potential suitors know better what to expect on Season 3, Episode 5 of the podcast Dads and Daddies, ‘Brian and Judson hookup with Justin Elizabeth Sayre.’ #gaypodcast #gay #queerpodcast #lgbtqpodcast
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'stache 'n sniff @fixit.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
This is why we need Pride. Queer people are under constant attack - to the point where the current administration puts trans folks and those that support them in the same bucket as cartels and terror groups. Let's continue to look out for each other. Are you radically pro-transgender? 🏳️‍⚧️
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Knob Cratchit @utopiantadpole.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
This year’s ridiculous Pride lewk 🙄
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Knob Cratchit @utopiantadpole.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
See look, I can have fun
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Knob Cratchit @utopiantadpole.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
PSA: please remember to check on your “strong” friends during Pride season
mustached guy in shorts sitting on concrete steps, surrounded by foliage
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ContempraInn 🌹 @contemprainn.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Dogs at the Rescue Center get to pick their own toy 🧸
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Mike 🏳️‍🌈 @lpoolmike.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Alan Turing, born on this day in 1912. Helped save this country only to be persecuted by it.
Photograph of Alan Turing
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Knob Cratchit @utopiantadpole.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
💯 🙌 👏 🎯
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💥Richard with an💥R @rbwaltonthereal.com · 22/06/2026
I ordered the book “How to Recognize Scams” over six months ago, and it still hasn’t arrived…
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snake-wing @snake-wing.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
The other design I did for Artiss’ Pride collection 🏳️‍🌈
A digital piece of art showing instances of quietness in nature. Text reads:

Queerness in Nature:

Schizophyllum commune has over 20,000 sexes.

Around 31% of Laysan
Albatross couples on Oahu
Island consist of two females.

Clownfish can transition from male to female.

Around 10% of rams are gay.

Mourning geckos can reproduce asexually.

Most male walruses are bisexual.
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Knob Cratchit @utopiantadpole.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
😻
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Feral Maui Hermit @mauigreg.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
The world may be a dystopian nightmare, but I got to share some oatmeal with this cute green gecko this morning, so I’m gonna let that be my happy place for a while.
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Benjamin @bjchi.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Anyone want some? #humpday 🍑
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Alek Brix @alekbrix.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Was debating posting this, but here is a decent pic of my new cunt
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transdarkandhandsome @transdarknhandsome.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Stickyyy 😈
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Ground News @groundnews.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Seattle City Council voted 9-0 to impose a one-year moratorium on new or expanded large data centers, making Seattle the largest U.S. city to pause such projects. ground.news/article/amaz...
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Knob Cratchit @utopiantadpole.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
“You with the sad eyes Don't be discouraged Oh, I realize It's hard to take courage In a world full of people You can lose sight of it all And the darkness inside you Can make you feel so small”
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Knob Cratchit @utopiantadpole.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
🦋Are you RADICALLY PRO-TRANSGENDER? Now is the time to be loud about it!🦋 “Our counterterrorism activities will also prioritize the rapid identification of [ … ] radically pro-transgender [ … ],” says Ra*st turd in Chief #RadicallyProTransgender #TransRightsAreHumanRights Reskeet if you agree
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Knob Cratchit @utopiantadpole.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
LET IT BE KNOWN: I AM RADICALLY PRO-TRANSGENDER
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Knob Cratchit @utopiantadpole.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
I AM RADICALLY PRO-TRANSGENDER
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realmaggiered @jakeybakey.gay · 14/06/2026
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Knob Cratchit @utopiantadpole.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
I mustache this question: could you find a way to make my soft cock grow fatter and harder?
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Mama Dragons 🐉 🩷 @mamadragons.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
“How old are you, Minnie?” ‘’15 prides old” It’s how we measure her age around our house. Happy 15th birthday to this old gal. #PetsofPride
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Knob Cratchit @utopiantadpole.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
I wanna be a shiny fun social flirty fag irl but most gay spaces are at odds with my neurodivergent window of tolerance And I’m really sad about it today
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Knob Cratchit @utopiantadpole.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Welp. Time for me to clock in for my corporate labor extraction so I can afford to keep working until I die 🙃
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Knob Cratchit @utopiantadpole.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
How I think I’m perceived in gay bars:
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Knob Cratchit @utopiantadpole.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Really hate depression and random suicidal thoughts
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Morgan @larubia22.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Screwworms eradicated in the US in 1966. Measles eradicated in the US in 2000. Both are back because of this science denying administration.
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Knob Cratchit @utopiantadpole.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Thanks for all the greyscale dicks and butts, Bluesky gays! 🤗 #MonochromeMonday: the perfect antidote to a gray, rainy start to the week ☔️ #mcm #faggotry #SeattleGay #dickhead #pa #PrinceAlbert #semi #ballweight #fullbush
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Knob Cratchit @utopiantadpole.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
#DepressionSelfie
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Your Alt Friend @youraltfriend.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Reskeet if you want to eat or breed me 😈🥵😘 #gay #horny #naked #nude #ass #nsfw #slut #whore
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
ok water calm down
A diagram of two hydrogen and one oxygen molecule that looks like a but in revealing black bottoms
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Damon Hunter @thedamonhunterx.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Training my hole as a weapon for when I finally see the l*ibsoftiktok cunt in person. Happy pride y’all!
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Knob Cratchit @utopiantadpole.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
“Give us this day our daily dick.” Priapus 69:77 🙏
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Your daily John Waters screenshot @johnwatersbot.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
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Professor BearJew @thebearjew79.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
youtu.be/SLwE45vd80A?...
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Stonewall Uprising | Full Documentary | AMERICAN EXPERIENCE | PBS
YouTube video by American Experience | PBS
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Cole and Marmalade @coleandmarmalade.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
This is accurate advertising! 🤣🐅 #HeMan #MastersOfTheUniverse #BattleCat #Kitten #CatManChris
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FANGORIA @fangoria.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
We are devastated to learn of the passing of Anthony Head, endeared to fans around the world for his role as Rupert Giles on BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER the series. We send out deepest condolences to his friends, fans, and family.
We are devastated to learn of the passing of Anthony Head, endeared to fans around the world for his role as Rupert Giles on BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER the series. He also starred in REPO! THE GENETIC OPERA, LET THE WRONG ONE IN, and his own five-part supernatural docuseries titled TRUE HORROR WITH ANTHONY HEAD, as well as many other plays and productions. We send out deepest condolences to his friends, fans, and family.
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Knob Cratchit @utopiantadpole.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Happy flesh-light Friday! #FLF
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Susan DuBose @houseofbast777.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
'Loot from the Rainbow' Arthur Ferrier, Tattler Magazine, 1928 Scottish artist, illustrator & cartoonist #Pride2026
Image is of a glamorous woman draped in a rainbow colored, very long scarf
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Ryan 🍁🎃🍗 @crshort81.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Annual Pride PSA 💅 #happypride #pridemonth
It’s a pink message board in like a wooden frame and the message says “I am begging you to steam your fucking pride flags”
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Knob Cratchit @utopiantadpole.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
I’m declaring it! 😹 Thursday is for thighs 😻 (@dandyjonzombie.bsky.social saw it first 😈) #ThursdayThighDay
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Knob Cratchit @utopiantadpole.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
I pity the city that lacks a donut shop with gf glittery Pride™️ donuts #doughjoy #pride #donuts
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