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'stache 'n sniff

@fixit.bsky.social
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Queer 🌈 / Poly 💗 / Probably hungry 🍕 ⚠️NSFW Content Ahead⚠️ Just a easygoing fag looking for a place to be an online exhibitionist. Come for the nudes, stay for the dad jokes. Let's play with our Master Swords? ⚧️ He/Any

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'stache 'n sniff @fixit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
First messages from anonymous, faceless, information-less profiles be like:
A storefront with a neon sign that says "size?"
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'stache 'n sniff @fixit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I swear I took more than just thirst traps on this trip, I'll post the scenic stuff when I get home and get a chance to look through all of them. But in the meantime...
A person naked in a chair with their left hand over their head and their right hand near their crotch
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'stache 'n sniff @fixit.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
At ease in Cádiz.
A person in the ocean. They are wearing a green & blue speedo with a pattern of circles on it. They have one hand lifted touching their sunglasses
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'stache 'n sniff @fixit.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
A sand piper, a pigeon, and a gull walk into a bar...
A  beach with a ruddy turnstone (sand piper), a rock dove (pigeon), and a great black-backed gull, standing together
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'stache 'n sniff @fixit.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Sometimes when the streets get too crowded and overwhelming, you gotta find a quiet plaza and have a beer by yourself 🙂‍↕️ 🍺
A selfie of a person in a plaza at night. They are wearing a red shirt and black hat. There are tiled stairs behind them
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'stache 'n sniff @fixit.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
There was a religious procession going through the streets for 5 hours tonight... so to avoid the chaos, I got my dick sucked on an old fortress wall. Then on my walk to the hotel, the garbage truck cleaning up after the procession was blasting Kylie Minogue. The vibes tonight were immaculate. 😙🤌🏼
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'stache 'n sniff @fixit.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Just walked past what looked like an octogenarian couple who stopped to pick out some lube at a vending machine on the street. 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
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'stache 'n sniff @fixit.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Hotel says "if it's yellow, let it mellow"
A photo of a sign that said "Flush the toilet 1 time less and SAVE 8 LITERS

Tira de la cadena una vez menos y AHORRA 8 LITROS"
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'stache 'n sniff @fixit.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Spent all of #FCF walking around Ronda and now I can think of a few things that could use a good rub.
A photo of a person from the chest down. They are lying in a bed and have no shirt, shoes or socks on, but their pants are undone, exposing their penis and bush.
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'stache 'n sniff @fixit.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
An unexpected highlight of this trip is the easy-listening LaCroix-pop cover songs at various restaurants. We heard a lo-fi version of Sonique's Feel so Good, dreamy version of Vanessa Carlton's A Thousand Miles, and a bossa nova version of The White Stripes' Seven Nation Army. And they still slap.
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'stache 'n sniff @fixit.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Hace calor.
A selfie of a person in a white tanktop and black hat. They have their left arm over their head, exposing a sweaty armpit.
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'stache 'n sniff @fixit.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I'm convinced that when old (cishet) men run out of things to say they just start spewing facts that nobody asked for.
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'stache 'n sniff @fixit.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Spanish balcony #2 Bienvenidos a Sevilla
A person standing shirtless on a balcony with the city of Sevilla in the background
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'stache 'n sniff @fixit.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Habits of Creatures is such a vibe. I love it so much.
music.youtube.com
Habits of Creatures
YouTube video by Carly Rae Jepsen - Topic
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'stache 'n sniff @fixit.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Ok keycard, don't mind if I do.
A naked torso on a wicker chair. The person has a fluffed penis and their right hand is holding it so it points to their left. There is a wooden room keycard on place on top of the penis that says "Have a wood stay"
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'stache 'n sniff @fixit.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
There's something special about sucking a Dutch guy's dick at a bar in Madrid on a Sunday afternoon while Chappel Roan is playing over the sound system 🙂‍↕️
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'stache 'n sniff @fixit.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
⬇️0️⃣
A person in an elevator taking a mirror selfie. They are wearing camo pants, a hat and a black tanktop. The display on the elevator reads ⬇️0️⃣
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'stache 'n sniff @fixit.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Saludos desde Madrid. 👋🏼
A naked person on a balcony for #fcf
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'stache 'n sniff @fixit.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
brb, got some mustache wax and entering Villain-Mode.
A person laying in a bed shirtless. They have a furrowed brow and a handlebar mustache.
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'stache 'n sniff @fixit.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Someone on the bus just walked up to the driver and asked him if he could drive a little faster because he has to be somewhere at 2. 😅
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'stache 'n sniff @fixit.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
$8 for an 8oz coffee drink is highway robbery.
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'stache 'n sniff @fixit.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Quite possibly my favorite sound effect from this game.
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'stache 'n sniff @fixit.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I feel like this is the right thing to do before November rolls around.
A photo of a gold Nintendo 3DS with Ocarina of Time on the screen.
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'stache 'n sniff @fixit.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
❌ - good arts 👍🏼🎨 ✅ - goo darts 😩💦🎯
A wifi password that says "goodarts"
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'stache 'n sniff @fixit.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Forgive me Dad, for I have sinned. It has been 2 months since my last #FCF
A naked torso and with a hand holding a penis. The other hand has a string of precum from the tip of the penis
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'stache 'n sniff @fixit.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
And a cheeky build-week photo.
An archway of butterflies. There is one person wearing black shorts standing on a ladder, another person wearing nothing but an apron on another ladder with their butt exposed, and another two people on the ground.
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'stache 'n sniff @fixit.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
"Kaleidoscope" was the beautiful piece I had the privilege of helping with at Burning Man. 500 glass butterflies, hand painted by family, friends, and strangers across Canada, US, and Mexico. Representing both the migratory pattern of the monarch and the strength and resilience of community.
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'stache 'n sniff @fixit.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Basking in the bittersweetness. After nearly two weeks disconnecting from the world and making and admiring art in the desert, I finally get to wake up dust-free in my own bed 🥰 How's everyone been?
A shirtless person in bed smiling and squinting at the camera. They have their right hand resting on their forehead
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'stache 'n sniff @fixit.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Time to disconnect and spend a couple weeks in the desert. Catch y'all on the flip side. 🧡
A person taking a selfie, standing with green hills behind them.
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'stache 'n sniff @fixit.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
This was a rough one y'all. The world definitely lost a bright light. 💔
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'stache 'n sniff @fixit.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
@feralstreeep.bsky.social asked me not to stop with the thirst traps, so here we are. sᴇɴᴛ ғʀᴏᴍ ᴍʏ ʜᴀɪʀᴅʀʏᴇʀ
A person standing naked in front of a mirror taking a selfie, but they're holding a hairdryer instead of a phone.
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'stache 'n sniff @fixit.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Front: 👔 Back: 🥳
A shirtless person taking a mirror selfie. They have a buzzed head but a mirror behind them shows they have longer hair in the back.
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'stache 'n sniff @fixit.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
When mondays are the pits...but in a good way.
A person standing shirtless, sticking out their tongue and flexing both arms, exposing their sweaty armpits
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'stache 'n sniff @fixit.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
A few shots from Saturday night. This is always how I eat a banana, by the way.
A person in a Speedo and crop, kneeling down in front of another person wearing shorts and a blue tank top. The person on their knees is eating a banana seductivelyA person in work gear and a hard hat. They are unbuttoning their shirtA person sitting on a chair, shirtless and in a hard hat. They have a boot in their hands and are licking the toe of itA person pulling down a yellow jock on stage  they are facing away from the camera, showing the crowd their butt
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'stache 'n sniff @fixit.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Oh hey.
A person naked on couch taking a selfie wearing a sash that says ”Mr. Nude Cascadia '26”
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'stache 'n sniff @fixit.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
It's showtime!
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'stache 'n sniff @fixit.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
These aren't for tonight's performance, but I needed to channel some nervous energy this afternoon and these jean/chaps were born.
A person in a red and black harness wearing chap/jeans with red leather accents and a red jockThe same person in the same outfit, but the view from the back where their butt is exposed An old pair of jeans on the floor
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'stache 'n sniff @fixit.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Just took a 45 min bus ride to the wrong office for an appointment, so I had to find a space for a telehealth call. Surely the caffeine from this dirty chai will help with the anxiety that caused. How's y'all's Friday going? 🫠
A person in a green shirt drinking from a paper coffee cup and taking a selfie
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'stache 'n sniff @fixit.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Seattle-area folks! Come see me naked 𝘪𝘯 𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘰𝘯 tomorrow at Mr. Nude Cascadia! I have to do a striptease, which honestly I'm kinda terrified by because I don't do performances like this, but I'm gonna have fun with it. Jules Maes Saloon in Georgetown Doors 7, Show 8 Tickets: baconstripseattle.org
A person standing naked with a hard hat covering their crotch. The hard hat says Mr. Fixit with an image of a gear and two wrenches crossed behind it.
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'stache 'n sniff @fixit.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
My phone wanted to correct "non-linear" with "non-binary" The gay agenda is working. 🌈
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'stache 'n sniff @fixit.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Starting my morning continuing my new playthrough of Hollow Knight if anyone wants to join.
A person lying naked on the couch taking a selfie.  There is a white PS5 controller in their hand covering their crotch, but their bush and root are still visible.
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'stache 'n sniff @fixit.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Potato and cheese pierogi with sour cream and apple sauce was the correct decision for lunch 😋
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'stache 'n sniff @fixit.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
king-sized candy bars are only multiple servings if you're a quitter 😤
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'stache 'n sniff @fixit.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Sometimes I put on a cute outfit and walk around the house with no intention of wearing it out. I rediscovered this top I bought a bit ago and paired it with some baggy jeans and I'm kinda feelin' it. (It also does feel a little "demon twink" but that's a risk I'm willing to take)
A person taking a mirror selfie wearing a cropped sleeveless sweater, baggy jeans, and glasses
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'stache 'n sniff @fixit.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Drinking Dr. Pepper through a Red Vine straw while watching Tropic Thunder. What year is it again?
A person drinking out of a cup using a red vine straw
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'stache 'n sniff @fixit.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I got a compliment out of the blue a little bit ago and it damn near made me cry. 🥹
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'stache 'n sniff @fixit.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Naked karaoke in a friend's garage on a warm summer night has been a perfect way to spend the evening 🥰
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'stache 'n sniff @fixit.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
All tea, I'm not sure anyone cares that "<𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘴𝘪𝘵𝘦> 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴" or "𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘥𝘪𝘥 𝘸𝘦𝘭𝘭 𝘰𝘯 <𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘴𝘪𝘵𝘦>"
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'stache 'n sniff @fixit.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Disappointed that Kim Petras was not in fact riding in a beat-up Jeep in the music video for "Jeep" 😤
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'stache 'n sniff @fixit.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
A trans guy I follow on IG said sometimes he swaps the order his transition photos and without fail, the transphobes who "can always tell" come out with the "wow you'll never be a woman" or "you're definitely a dude" and it is the most hilarious "gotcha" moment I've seen on that front. 🤣
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