Reposted by USfyreInfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 12hSaying these affirmations every day makes you stronger. Believing them makes you smarter. 101072215
USfyre @usfyre.com · 03/10/2026Is it weird that when I get a vaccine or shot I have to watch them put the needle in or it drives me insane? I used to be scared to death of shots but when I was like 17 I realized that if I watch it happen it calms me down. 000
Reposted by USfyreValkyrie Thunderbitch @valkyrieladyk.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Liberals/centrists have been telling trans people "Not right now!" for *decades*. We will always be an acceptable sacrifice to them. 0134
USfyre @usfyre.com · 03/10/2026They need to switch all the polling places over to Starlink for some reason. You know, just a "spur of the moment" thing... 020
USfyre @usfyre.com · 02/10/2026They are putting something in the water that makes me want to kiss boys 000
USfyre @usfyre.com · 28/09/2026static.klipy.comJschlatt 21 Schlatt LaughingAlt: Jschlatt cackling with glee 000
Reposted by USfyreThe Necessary Evil - Vereor Nox @tne-vereornox.bsky.social · 19/09/2026thats the post 51401457
Reposted by USfyreIan Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 10/09/2026Some of those that work forces Are the same that fuck horses 227131663348
USfyre @usfyre.com · 13/09/2026Definitely start from scratch. The new player experience is amazing. PS: You should totally not avoid building an illegal nipnip bud farm once you get established 170
Reposted by USfyre👁️🍄🪸 @bloomfilters.plus · 11/09/2026the mathematics award winning fields medalist and known himedanshi yu deng just said that if ai puts all mathematicians out of a job he's gonna go home and write yuri novels. girl please do it anyway i need to see what yuri a fields medalist mathematician can do omfg 212462616
USfyre @usfyre.com · 03/09/20262 twinks rubbing their boxers on each other thighs call that the battle of the bulge 011
USfyre @usfyre.com · 02/09/2026This is a great summary. It's like walking into Walmart and buying a hot wheel and then Walmart asking for the hot wheel back after a year 000
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Reposted by USfyreClaire, Boo Haver @progesteronipizza.bsky.social · 31/08/2026you're all against property ownership until a tall girl puts a collar on your neck and says you belong to them now then it's "oooo Im mistresses property" or "im mommy's special toy" or "[dog noises]" 35906182
USfyre @usfyre.com · 29/08/2026We did it before with Amendment 4 and we'll do it again with Amendment 3. Missouri needs to stop electing representatives that do everything they can to go against the will of the People. 000
Reposted by USfyreThe Onion @theonion.com · 28/08/2026“Mistress Jessica, I’ve been a bad little health and human services secretary, and I…I deserve to have my pathetic nuts punished with Velveeta cheese.” — Robert F. Kennedy Jr. theonion.comTrembling RFK Jr. Tells Dominatrix To Use Processed Foods On His BallsWASHINGTON—His voice shaking even more than usual as he grew excited over his impending torment, a trembling Robert F. Kennedy Jr. was overheard Thursday telling a dominatrix to use processed foods on... 431519207
Reposted by USfyreThey Call Me Gary @theycallmegary.bsky.social · 20/08/2026🤔 If I was gonna stage a coup song is scary spot on❗ 👇👇👍 8255100
Reposted by USfyreKatie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 17/08/2026"Ignoring The Goblin King's Riddles Three Isn't The Answer" By KING GOBLIN 171706204
USfyre @usfyre.com · 17/08/2026Mating pressed my hot enby partner so hard yesterday that my lower back is sore as fuck. 100% worth it tho 010
USfyre @usfyre.com · 17/08/2026I'm really sick of these ads all over my YouTube and Reddit that are like "AI chatbots that NEVER SAY NO!" I love that it's totally ok to promote rape culture and CSAM generators but if creators say the wrong naughty word or are too outwardly LGBTQ+ they are unable to monetize anything. 001
USfyre @usfyre.com · 13/08/2026We need one of these but the word you use for "injected" needs to hit the character limit 000
Reposted by USfyreNathan Grayson @nathangrayson.bsky.social · 11/08/2026workers also planted flags outside the office, one for each laid-off dev. the union sent me a video of all of them, and the number is truly striking. imagine just... ignoring that 2537951350
Reposted by USfyrevictoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 11/08/2026crying laughing bc i know there are people who will see this and get so pissed they throw up 1482731583
USfyre @usfyre.com · 11/08/2026Using only stuff I found at thrift stores, my 1980s portable CRT lives. My bedroom is an RF interference nightmare so I'm fairly astonished that this works so well. 000