USfyre @usfyre.com · 03/10/2026Is it weird that when I get a vaccine or shot I have to watch them put the needle in or it drives me insane? I used to be scared to death of shots but when I was like 17 I realized that if I watch it happen it calms me down. 000
Reposted by USfyreValkyrie Thunderbitch @valkyrieladyk.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Liberals/centrists have been telling trans people "Not right now!" for *decades*. We will always be an acceptable sacrifice to them. 0134
USfyre @usfyre.com · 02/10/2026They are putting something in the water that makes me want to kiss boys 000
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Reposted by USfyreIan Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 10/09/2026Some of those that work forces Are the same that fuck horses 227131663348
Reposted by USfyre👁️🍄🪸 @bloomfilters.plus · 11/09/2026the mathematics award winning fields medalist and known himedanshi yu deng just said that if ai puts all mathematicians out of a job he's gonna go home and write yuri novels. girl please do it anyway i need to see what yuri a fields medalist mathematician can do omfg 212462616
USfyre @usfyre.com · 03/09/20262 twinks rubbing their boxers on each other thighs call that the battle of the bulge 011
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Reposted by USfyreClaire, Boo Haver @progesteronipizza.bsky.social · 31/08/2026you're all against property ownership until a tall girl puts a collar on your neck and says you belong to them now then it's "oooo Im mistresses property" or "im mommy's special toy" or "[dog noises]" 35906182
Reposted by USfyreThe Onion @theonion.com · 28/08/2026“Mistress Jessica, I’ve been a bad little health and human services secretary, and I…I deserve to have my pathetic nuts punished with Velveeta cheese.” — Robert F. Kennedy Jr. theonion.comTrembling RFK Jr. Tells Dominatrix To Use Processed Foods On His BallsWASHINGTON—His voice shaking even more than usual as he grew excited over his impending torment, a trembling Robert F. Kennedy Jr. was overheard Thursday telling a dominatrix to use processed foods on... 431519207
Reposted by USfyreThey Call Me Gary @theycallmegary.bsky.social · 20/08/2026🤔 If I was gonna stage a coup song is scary spot on❗ 👇👇👍 8255100
Reposted by USfyreKatie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 17/08/2026"Ignoring The Goblin King's Riddles Three Isn't The Answer" By KING GOBLIN 171706204
USfyre @usfyre.com · 17/08/2026Mating pressed my hot enby partner so hard yesterday that my lower back is sore as fuck. 100% worth it tho 010
USfyre @usfyre.com · 17/08/2026I'm really sick of these ads all over my YouTube and Reddit that are like "AI chatbots that NEVER SAY NO!" I love that it's totally ok to promote rape culture and CSAM generators but if creators say the wrong naughty word or are too outwardly LGBTQ+ they are unable to monetize anything. 001
Reposted by USfyreNathan Grayson @nathangrayson.bsky.social · 11/08/2026workers also planted flags outside the office, one for each laid-off dev. the union sent me a video of all of them, and the number is truly striking. imagine just... ignoring that 2537951350
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USfyre @usfyre.com · 11/08/2026Using only stuff I found at thrift stores, my 1980s portable CRT lives. My bedroom is an RF interference nightmare so I'm fairly astonished that this works so well. 000
USfyre @usfyre.com · 08/08/2026I remember learning about the Red Scare in school and it's kind of wild that that happened in the 40s and 50s and now we get to live through this weird softcore reboot. 000
Reposted by USfyreThe Onion @theonion.com · 07/08/2026Chick-Fil-A Raptured theonion.com/chick-fil-a-raptured 823930483
Reposted by USfyreThe Mouthy Renegade Writer @mouthyrenegade.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Tom Morello from Rage Against the Machine has it figured out. I couldn't agree more. Fuck fascism. 311212644523
USfyre @usfyre.com · 20/07/2026Hearts of Iron IV has one of the coolest OSTs I've heard. I'm not much of a grand strategy gamer, but holy shit this soundtrack goes hard. I particularly love the "Comintern Theme" and "Bring Forth the Tanks." I'd strongly recommend a listen. 000
Reposted by USfyreScare-ah Colonthree @sarah.northsky.social · 18/07/2026Femboy is the only gender 0293
USfyre @usfyre.com · 18/07/2026Doktor got some new projector headlights and I'm really happy with the new look! Next up: testing some painting methods for the bumper inserts. 000
Reposted by USfyreKatie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 18/11/2024look what these WOKE LIBERAL URBANISTS are doing to our beautiful ROADS, our CARS, and our TRAFFIC. they call this "TRAFFIC CALMING" for their FIFTEEN MINUTE CITIES, but i call this a TRAFFIC NIGHTMARE. #traffic #cars #urbanism 21256371543
Reposted by USfyreThe Onion @theonion.com · 04/07/2026Andy Reid Approaches Floor For Traditional Coach-Tight End Wedding Dance theonion.com/andy-reid-approaches-f… 223421369
Reposted by USfyreMrs Ashley Heather Quills 🎙 Voice Acting Vampire @voice-quills.com · 02/07/2026POV: The Handler let you off your leash 132081600
USfyre @usfyre.com · 29/06/2026Dominating my boyfriend who is attracted to every gender, call me the panhandler 010