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23 | He/Him | 🔞 NSFW | Minors DNI Gamer, Signalis Brainrot Enjoyer, Cause of the Site-19 Containment Breach on [Redacted]. Inventor of the "Multi-billion Dollar Killstreak." 🏳️‍⚧️&🏳️‍🌈Rights = Human Rights

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USfyre @usfyre.com · 05/10/2026
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
A picture of Brian's face with the text 

"Repost if youre really fucking stupid"
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USfyre @usfyre.com · 03/10/2026
Is it weird that when I get a vaccine or shot I have to watch them put the needle in or it drives me insane? I used to be scared to death of shots but when I was like 17 I realized that if I watch it happen it calms me down.
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Valkyrie Thunderbitch @valkyrieladyk.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Liberals/centrists have been telling trans people "Not right now!" for *decades*. We will always be an acceptable sacrifice to them.
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USfyre @usfyre.com · 02/10/2026
They are putting something in the water that makes me want to kiss boys
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USfyre @usfyre.com · 01/10/2026
Charlie deeds done Kirk cheap
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Flork @florkofcows.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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The Necessary Evil - Vereor Nox @tne-vereornox.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
thats the post
things to say to your endocrinologist
- let me speak to my endocrine system 𝗱𝗶𝗿𝗲𝗰𝘁𝗹𝘆
- give me the rarest 𝗵𝗼𝗿𝗺𝗼𝗻𝗲𝘀
- what are your 𝗶𝗻𝘁𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻𝘀 with my 𝘁𝗿𝗮𝗻𝘀𝗶𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻
- i brought my own 𝗵𝗿𝘁
- are 𝘆𝗼𝘂 DIY'ing?
- let me see 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 blood test
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Luke Plunkett @lukeplunkett.com · 17/09/2026
dudes rock
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Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 10/09/2026
Some of those that work forces Are the same that fuck horses
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USfyre @usfyre.com · 13/09/2026
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👁️🍄🪸 @bloomfilters.plus · 11/09/2026
the mathematics award winning fields medalist and known himedanshi yu deng just said that if ai puts all mathematicians out of a job he's gonna go home and write yuri novels. girl please do it anyway i need to see what yuri a fields medalist mathematician can do omfg
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onion person @junlper.beer · 10/09/2026
sources tell me charlie is stable
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USfyre @usfyre.com · 03/09/2026
2 twinks rubbing their boxers on each other thighs call that the battle of the bulge
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USfyre @usfyre.com · 02/09/2026
Help I'm addicted to Factorio what do I do
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
A photo of a hand holding a vintage off-white audio cassette tape against a wooden surface.

Text printed on the tape:
RECORDINGS OF CHARLIE KIRK SCREAMING IN HELL SET TO BLACK METAL
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skeeter devilpenis @guypussy.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
hi maam i’m autistic can i stim on your boobs
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USfyre @usfyre.com · 01/09/2026
Mitch McConnell is dead and no one can prove me wrong
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Claire, Boo Haver @progesteronipizza.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
you're all against property ownership until a tall girl puts a collar on your neck and says you belong to them now then it's "oooo Im mistresses property" or "im mommy's special toy" or "[dog noises]"
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The Onion @theonion.com · 28/08/2026
“Mistress Jessica, I’ve been a bad little health and human services secretary, and I…I deserve to have my pathetic nuts punished with Velveeta cheese.” — Robert F. Kennedy Jr.
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Trembling RFK Jr. Tells Dominatrix To Use Processed Foods On His Balls
WASHINGTON—His voice shaking even more than usual as he grew excited over his impending torment, a trembling Robert F. Kennedy Jr. was overheard Thursday telling a dominatrix to use processed foods on...
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USfyre @usfyre.com · 25/08/2026
Photo depicts Spider-Man winding up a punch while looming over racist riot starter Jake Lang, who is cowering in fear.
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brie “Stupid Twink” monger @stupidtwink.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
four guys sit in a car one says: did you give lin manuel miranda the aux again??

another guy says: fuck, he's gonna play nerdcore shit like always!!

lin manuel miranda says: I'll stick it to these guys! I'm gonna spin hardness that'll make me seem super fly!

the radio plays: in my experience, women are like people...
they deserve rights

one of the guys says: i-is this hillary clinton's autobiography?
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USfyre @usfyre.com · 21/08/2026
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shy's video folder @shyvideos.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
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They Call Me Gary @theycallmegary.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
🤔 If I was gonna stage a coup song is scary spot on❗ 👇👇👍
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kiwidolls🔞 @kiwi.doll.tf · 07/10/2025
A comic where a woman is forcing kiwi to sign a contract.

The woman says.
“YES DOLL! SIGN THAT CONTRACT AND BECOME WHAT YOU WHERE ALWAYS MEANT TO BE
MY PROPERTY!!!”

Legal Eagle appears and says

“Actually, here's why that probably wouldn't hold up in court.”

And the girls respond
“LEGAL EAGLE!!!”

@BRYNKIWI
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 17/08/2026
"Ignoring The Goblin King's Riddles Three Isn't The Answer" By KING GOBLIN
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USfyre @usfyre.com · 17/08/2026
Mating pressed my hot enby partner so hard yesterday that my lower back is sore as fuck. 100% worth it tho
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USfyre @usfyre.com · 17/08/2026
I'm really sick of these ads all over my YouTube and Reddit that are like "AI chatbots that NEVER SAY NO!" I love that it's totally ok to promote rape culture and CSAM generators but if creators say the wrong naughty word or are too outwardly LGBTQ+ they are unable to monetize anything.
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Nathan Grayson @nathangrayson.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
workers also planted flags outside the office, one for each laid-off dev. the union sent me a video of all of them, and the number is truly striking. imagine just... ignoring that
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 11/08/2026
crying laughing bc i know there are people who will see this and get so pissed they throw up
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USfyre @usfyre.com · 11/08/2026
Using only stuff I found at thrift stores, my 1980s portable CRT lives. My bedroom is an RF interference nightmare so I'm fairly astonished that this works so well.
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USfyre @usfyre.com · 10/08/2026
Stop the cum ocean
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USfyre @usfyre.com · 08/08/2026
I remember learning about the Red Scare in school and it's kind of wild that that happened in the 40s and 50s and now we get to live through this weird softcore reboot.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 07/08/2026
Chick-Fil-A Raptured theonion.com/chick-fil-a-raptured
Chick-Fil-A Raptured
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The Mouthy Renegade Writer @mouthyrenegade.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Tom Morello from Rage Against the Machine has it figured out. I couldn't agree more. Fuck fascism.
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USfyre @usfyre.com · 22/07/2026
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USfyre @usfyre.com · 20/07/2026
Hearts of Iron IV has one of the coolest OSTs I've heard. I'm not much of a grand strategy gamer, but holy shit this soundtrack goes hard. I particularly love the "Comintern Theme" and "Bring Forth the Tanks." I'd strongly recommend a listen.
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Scare-ah Colonthree @sarah.northsky.social · 18/07/2026
Femboy is the only gender
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USfyre @usfyre.com · 18/07/2026
Doktor got some new projector headlights and I'm really happy with the new look! Next up: testing some painting methods for the bumper inserts.
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 18/11/2024
look what these WOKE LIBERAL URBANISTS are doing to our beautiful ROADS, our CARS, and our TRAFFIC. they call this "TRAFFIC CALMING" for their FIFTEEN MINUTE CITIES, but i call this a TRAFFIC NIGHTMARE. #traffic #cars #urbanism
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USfyre @usfyre.com · 12/07/2026
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
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USfyre @usfyre.com · 11/07/2026
But mr I'm high xdddzs
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USfyre @usfyre.com · 10/07/2026
Top 10 Chick-Fil-A worker moments that pleasure my
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The Onion @theonion.com · 04/07/2026
Andy Reid Approaches Floor For Traditional Coach-Tight End Wedding Dance theonion.com/andy-reid-approaches-f…
Andy Reid Approaches Floor For Traditional Coach-Tight End Wedding Dance
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Mrs Ashley Heather Quills 🎙 Voice Acting Vampire @voice-quills.com · 02/07/2026
POV: The Handler let you off your leash
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USfyre @usfyre.com · 29/06/2026
Dominating my boyfriend who is attracted to every gender, call me the panhandler
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