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so anyway yeah i haven’t come up with a worse one yet

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kirk herbstreit go home and be a family man

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when the reanimated corpse of al michaels is dunking on you like this it’s time to reevaluate some things

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not sure i’ve ever seen a more unlikable qb matchup than rodgers vs watson

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it's possible that the only american-born astros of that era that expressed left-leaning views publicly were mchugh and bregman. i'm sure there were other Good Boys on the roster (springer), but i don't remember any others making themselves known

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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

if i remember right, he and kyle tucker also pretty visibly distanced themselves from any kind of team BLM protest in 2020

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"check out this nasty thing I found on X" no and you should go set a timer for 10 minutes and look at a tree until your phone beeps

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by the time the lockout is over this will be a 95 win season in my mind

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if we’re going to reflect back on things that could have been done differently i’d probably start with allowing mattress mac to do a commercial where gets horned up over carlos correa’s bare feet

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oh hey would you look at that banner, must have been an incredible year

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i choose to view this season as a broken bat bloop double. going to look back at the astros winning the division and an mvp and ignore the specifics of the events entirely

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ok just got of my last meeting time to take an enormous sip of water and see how things are going in the base ball contest

there's a common misconception that there's just one liberty biberty but it's actually a species and there are thousands of them. every time one misses a line they drown it in a bucket and put a new one in

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inception but they keep going deeper into the nonexistent concept of a series of commercials that no one remembers the beginning of

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well the king and sousa portions of the game are going very much as expected

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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

the following minute where he just stood motionless with his hands on his knees while everyone gently patted him on the shoulder and back was very tender and moving

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Impressed at his lack of immediate reaction

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@cjzero.bsky.social lucas spence at bat with 2 outs in the bottom of the 2nd if you're into that sort of thing

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the problem with putting this game on a streaming service in the middle of the afternoon is that very few people were able to watch the home plate umpire get absolutely smoked in the nuts

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it should be 8am on an even more obscure streaming service tbh

welp ok so we need to cover at least 5 innings today with some combination of ullola, vanwey, hendrickson, king, sousa, and imai

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my beloved team of nice boys has transformed into a bunch of crotch wafting hot dogs 😭

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[extremely baby billy voice] toilet baby

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i still can't figure out why his team won't let him debate

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i'd like to welcome everyone outside of texas who is just now learning about how tough on serious crime ken paxton is. for more information please search "ken paxton federal charges" or "ken paxton fbi"

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it's also technically true, insofar as what he *wanted* was the one day plea deal he signed off on. it was the judge who changed it to 60 days because that was marginally less disgusting

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do you think he rehearsed it with a [pause for laughter] because that is an incredible line

Problematic Otter @problematicotter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

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Great defense, please keep saying that into a microphone, sir

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yeah, if we can get him in the WC and de los santos in the DS, i'd feel a lot more optimistic

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my deep and abiding hope is that okert is back and teng replaces imai as the inning sponge

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i've been wondering if he even makes the roster. he's useful as an emergency inning sponge, but they clearly aren't going to use him for anything else

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everything will be a lot easier if okert or de los santos can come back. maybe kai-wei teng?

not sure what the playoff roster is going to look like, but everyone other than lambert should be available, including pecko. then brown and wesneski can go on regular rest, and it would loop back around to lambert, brown, wesneski for the division series if they advance

this is goofy of course, but it's also a tremendous relief because every other option would be 1) dumb and bad and 2) have cascading effects for however long they keep playing

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your pal uly @uscocksman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

there’s an above average chance that i will lose this week in fantasy because i relied on trevor lawrence to not do some dumb shit and honestly that’s on me, that’s my bad

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so uh who pitches in this series