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Taniel @taniel.bsky.social · 15h
folks, i can't tell you how many times i've rewatched this ad *that republicans are paying people to see*
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B @judi-hench.bsky.social · 16h
Meme from Peaky Blinders. Cillian Murphy is instructing his men, "No hate-watching! No! Fucking! Hate! Watching!"
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 21h
When the bad man finally drops dead we can all move on. We'll still be sharing a country with countless people who gleefully aided and abetted his crimes but they probably won't do it again
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 18h
We've reached the open use of anti trans slurs phase by Trump. Dems haven't done shit to call out Pete Hegseth and Nancy Mace doing it so now it's become normalized.
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James @nitrorad.bsky.social · 17h
hammock muffin
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
jail
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Thrasher da Bull (🦅 2-2) @thrasherbull313.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
That first picture was NOT necessary. 😄
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Jess @urutorajess.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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DitzyFlama @ditzyflama.com · 04/10/2026
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Alex Awoos @alex-awoos-backup.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I feel like more people should be talking about this part
Screenshot from the article that reads, The Stud, San Francisco's oldest gay bar, was only able to have its Meta pages restored because of the bars popularity among gay tech executives with connections to Meta
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authorblues @authorblu.es · 05/10/2026
If you can afford to spend $100m to buy legislation, you have proven why you should be taxed. If there was an ounce of justice in the world, he would be taxed twice as much punitively.
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vic-or-squeak!! ᓚᘏᕐᐷ @gizmouse.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
whateva . it is what it is .
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ka92 @ka92.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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lunarshocked.bsky.social @lunarshocked.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
#blacksky I FORGIVE WILL SMIIIITTHHHHH
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Ghostmode @ghostmode.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Maybe we owe will smith an apology
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Rhett O. Raven 🎃👁️ IMG_1697 1.0: October 17 @rhettoeraven.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Funny because the ruling anti-wokes want to literally take us *back* to the Salem witch trials. Suddenly Will Smith’s slap is justified.
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Narancia⚧️ still in the blue wonder @naranciazebest.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Can we please start the will smith redemption arc?
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Part of why I don't like the AI-or-bust economy is the constant flopsweat of people on the news who say this HAS to work. Quit making everyone so anxious. Goddamn. If this is the next Google then why are you acting like this? I don't remember being told to buy an iPhone at gunpoint.
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maya apparitionpussy @membrane.hellstar.plus · 04/10/2026
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Oku ΘΔ @oku.mow.haus · 04/10/2026
MARATHON (2026) $23.99 (-40%) store.steampowered.com/app/3065800/... I am ride-or-die for this game. If Marathon has zero supporters, it is because I am dead. Extraction Shooters suck but this is the only one that has gotten me hooked by virtue of being weirdly therianthropically affirming lmao
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Save 40% on Marathon on Steam
Explore the lost colony of Tau Ceti IV, scavenging valuable loot in a high-stakes survival first person shooter from the creators of Halo and Destiny.
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SAPRO @saproartist.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
Resident Evil painting for Lock on 001
Illustration with various Easter eggs from the game Resident evil.
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SMGold | Commissions Open @smgold.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Resident Evil 5
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speedoru.bsky.social @speedoru.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
30 years of RESIDENT EVIL :)
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Topi @topiotts.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Made a rough guide for Marathon on the map Outpost for getting into the Destroyed Wing, shooting 5 boxes in these 41 total possible locations. while it's kind half assed I'm also kinda proud of it. Don't expect it to catch on, but I wanted to help my fellow discord runners.
A zoomed in map of the welcome center on the Marathon map Outpost, outlining every single possible spawn for the switches you would have to shoot in order to open the destroyed wing of the pinwheel from the outside.  The map is littered with 41 multicolored boxes denoting interior/exterior and on what floor the switches are.  The text is all in comic sans.
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fifi and lucifer @fifi-and-lucifer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Dune Part Two Worm Thumper in Desert
ALT: Dune Part Two Worm Thumper in Desert
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fifi and lucifer @fifi-and-lucifer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
you should be able to throw any item in marathon. throw your friend some ammo. throw a spoiled ration pack to make a sound somewhere to mislead your enemies
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Mattibad @itsmattibad.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
He’s just a boy
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Ricky Davila @therickydavila.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Creepy Nazi Mike Johnson says his nightmare scenario is Democrats taking over Congress and actually investigating the orange felon and fascist republicans for the endless crimes they’ve committed against the United States. Sounds great to me scumbag, let’s add jail time to that.
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vic-or-squeak!! ᓚᘏᕐᐷ @gizmouse.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
im always saying this
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Kuro "Leigh" Ronin @kuroronin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Kendra, spooky version @kendrawcandraw.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
A sketchy black and white digital drawing of Bryan from the new resident evil movie sitting calmly saying “huh. Okay. Interesting.” as something off-panel going “schloooorrppp shlup blop”
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Sage Coffey🌿☕ @sagecoffey.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Okay, maybe a few Bryan drawings...As a treat.
4 drawings of Austin Abrams as his character in Resident Evil (2026) Bryan.
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ah yes the circle of life
• Dispatched
Sep 25 23:03 pm
In Transit
Sep 26 09:52 am
Delayed
Sep 26 10:57 am
Held By Carrier
Sep 26 15:07 pm
Destroyed
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Shield God @tatenokami.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Its weird when the UN said all that
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Jacob Geller @jacobgeller.com · 24/09/2026
Tweet by merman_melville: Being a billionaire must be insane. You can buy new teeth, new skin. All your chairs cost 20,000 dollars and weigh 2,000 pounds. Your life is just a series of your own preferences. In terms of cognitive impairment it's probably like being kicked in the head by a horse every day
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Mike Convoy @mikeconvoy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Loved the new Resident Evil by the way. Love seeing an adaptation so wholly uninterested in superficially adapting lore elements to pass itself off as "faithful", instead deciding to adapt the mechanics that made the games fun to play in the first place.
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Crisppyboat @crisppyboat.ca · 12/01/2025
Happy 20th anniversary Resident Evil 4
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downchasm @downchasm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
one aspect regarding retro gaming scenes that genAI has been blazingly efficient at is in trust erosion whether it’s fan TLs, FPGA cores, or recomp scenes, within the past year so much optimism and excitement regarding new projects has been swiftly replaced with doubt and suspicion thank you genAI
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Em-vira, Mistress of the Dark @spacequeenemily.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
this is how the narration gasses up Mazinger Z in Shin Mazinger
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Jamie McKelvie @mckelvie.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
If there were no rats then what does the rat patrol do most of the time
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 26/09/2026
By the time there's any political will in office to prosecute, it'll be too ingrained
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
WASHINGTON—Supreme Court stays lower court's ban on President Trump renaming Fat Cock Friday to "Thirst Trap Thursday 2". "Despite the constant efforts of the administration and its supporters on this very bench, we remain a nation of laws," Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson writes in scathing dissent.
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Spreadsheet enjoyer 🇨🇦🇪🇺 @bluser12.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I can’t believe we’re still doing this
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TallFroGuy - Shape Decider @tallfroguy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Unrealistic male beauty standards (colorised) #critterposting
Crude digital drawing of a man in rumpled clothes with a cat on his shoulder, flowers spilling from his arms and hunched so that his fantastic hair accentuates the bushes and roofline behind him. Coloured in vibrant green, lurid pink, hideous blue, crushing black, harsh white and pervert peach. Shaped like shapes.
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Constance Lee Menefee @conniemenefee.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This photograph of an Eastern cottontail is one of my favorites ... #Mammals #Lagomorphs 🌿
Green bush with a rabbit standing up in the midst of all the leaves - the front paws are hanging down and you can see the bunny nose plus the mouth chomping the edge of a leaf
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CUTMAN @riglow.com · 24/09/2026
i can't believe the bungie vidoc opens with "we made a game that was too hard" honestly pathetic that losers can make someone believe that. the game is so easy, it's just that it's probably one of the only games nowadays which you can lose LOL
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