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Alternatingly bewildered and stunned.

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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"I should just point out that we don't have any Lib Dems on the panel as they only have 71 MPs, but Suella Braverman is here because Reform have 8 MPs"
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M Meerkat @kackbro.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
THIS 👇 HERE.......
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Guy Bailey @guybailey.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Jumping Jesus in a pogo stick
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fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
We are using our Octopus Energy power down hour for sex. We turn off all the appliances and go to bed for a hot session. Three times a week fun uninterupted by tech or bad telly, plus we get a free hours electricity on a Sunday.
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Alistair Barrie @alistairbarrie.com · 23/09/2026
A timely reminder I could never be a politician because, as my wife never tires of telling me, my face is completely unable to hide ‘disdain’.
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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This didnt happen by magic: This weapon was designed This weapon was tested This weapon was mass produced This weapon was transported This weapon was aimed This weapon was fired This was appeased This was excused This was permitted This was normalised
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Wear The Peace @wearthepeace.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Actress Susan Sarandon being arrested earlier today for protesting Benjamin Netanyahu’s speech at the United Nations. One is speaking out against genocide, one is committing it. One was arrested, one was not.
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Private Eye Magazine @privateeyenews.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Number crunching: AI safety From the new Private Eye, out now.
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Dammit Doug Smith @dammitdougsmith.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
But I hear China is coming out with super duper intelligence…
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Dammit Doug Smith @dammitdougsmith.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Dammit Doug Smith @dammitdougsmith.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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Sarah Murphy @13sarahmurphy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Credit to @bestforbritain.org … and to @the-independent.com for its pro-EU/anti-Brexit reporting. Good to have some organisations willing to represent us and our shared best interests, rather than those of non-dom billionaires and populist politicians who couldn’t care less. bsky.app/profile/best...
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David Henig @davidheniguk.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Beginning to think we might want to worry more about out of control tech bros as compared to out of control AI.
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Alistair Barrie @alistairbarrie.com · 12/09/2026
Imagine being so proud of defeating the Nazis you want to rerun the whole thing again, but this time you’re on their side. Patriotism my f**king arse.
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Matt Green @mattgreencomedy.com · 09/09/2026
I’m trying to imagine what the response would be if a car manufacturer said “within 10 years there’s a 10% chance that all of our cars will explode and kill everyone”. Might they be told not to build any more cars for a bit?
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Alistair Barrie @alistairbarrie.com · 08/09/2026
I don’t care if it’s a big ‘if’. It’s a massive f*cking start and hopefully indicates a direction of travel. There is a reason Tim Berners-Lee WHO INVENTED THE INTERNET AND GAVE IT AWAY FOR FREE thinks the algorithim should be illegal. Listen to him and f*ck the tech bros. Go Australia. 💻🦘🇦🇺✊
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Luca Trenta @lucatrenta.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Turns out that if you are an old lady with a banner supporting Palestine, the government arrests you on charges of terrorism. If you are a masked white male thug bringing a national port to a standstill, the government does absolutely nothing, and the media covers it like some lads on a day out.
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WWN @waterfordwhispers.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Quote of the day
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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
More evidence of fighting age men swarming uninvited into our towns.
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Ting Barrow @tingb.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Corrupt, lying #Grifter barely starts to describe #Shitler
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fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
As a junior diplomat posted to Warsaw in the 1980s, April Fooled the spooks. Sent them a broken phone with some wires and microphone and asked if it was listening equipment. They were beyond excited. Didn't tell them it was the inside of a singing birthday card. London did.
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Daniel Moser @dmoser.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Pollution levels in London after 10 years of advancing sustainable transport.
Map showing Lower Pollution levels in London after 10 years of advancing sustainable transport.
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Philip Obaji Jr. @philipobaji.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Russia is engineering a migration crisis for Europe via the West African. Disinfo on local radio & media pushes desperate people north through Niger toward Libya. Wagner trucks move migrants to smugglers; their militias then help load boats across the Mediterranean. Time to act.
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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Now why would anyone in Dover feel threatened by a couple of patriots, helpfully organised by Danny Tommo, the flag shagger with a made up name who's been to prison for various drugs and violence offences including kidnap.
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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
"It was at this point that an oyster went down the wrong way and blocked my ear canals, meaning I missed the whole conversation where I agreed to a foreign donor illegally giving us £500,000..."
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OldBiker @oldbiker.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
"I once did an interview where I claimed that I had lunch and a long conversation with someone while not listening"
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Dammit Doug Smith @dammitdougsmith.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
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Sarah Murphy @13sarahmurphy.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Trans-Pacific trade deal kicks in today. It “makes the value to Britain’s coffers look like a rounding error” when compared to the ongoing economic cratering of not being in the EU Single Market. The slavish protection given to Brexit defies belief. www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/poli...
Burnham warned transpacific trade boost will not cover Brexit losses
The warnings come after The Independent revealed last week that the UK has lost
£11.7bn a year in trade as a result of leaving the
EU while 98.2 per cent of businesses want access to the single market againBREXIT
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0.08% Expected growth by
2038 from 'Brexit win' of Trans-Pacific
CPTPP trade deal
0.08% Expected growth by
2035 from Australia trade deal
0.07% Expected growth by 2035 from CEPA trade deal with Japan 0.03% Expected growth by
2035 from New Zealand trade deal

-4% Long-term loss of growth caused by the Brexit that enabled these 'wins'
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Alistair Barrie @alistairbarrie.com · 01/09/2026
Yes. Someone really needs to start differentiating between 'Natural disasters' and 'Disasters that are happening to nature'.
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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I assume Zia is referring to the Tories who shafted the country for 14 years, like Suella Braverman, Robert Jenrick, Nadhim Zahawi, Lee Anderson, Nadine Dorries, Danny Kruger, Andrew Rosindell, Andrea Jenkyns...
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Alistair Barrie @alistairbarrie.com · 30/08/2026
A friend of my wife’s actually posted online yesterday “Well now it’s raining all the climate change people have shut up” and I can’t help thinking a species this stupid might not deserve a planet.
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Nepal-Tibet death toll rises amid new flood fears and race to free group trapped in tunnel
Combined toll of at least 750 dead and more than 3,000 people missing in Nepal and Tibet after devastating flood
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Sarah Murphy @13sarahmurphy.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Iceland is not in the EU, but it is a member of the Schengen area. It’s also a member of the European Free Trade Association (EFTA) and is part of the Single Market, meaning it enjoys freedom of movement with the EU. Good to know that doesn’t impact their independence. Maybe we should try it, Nige.
Nigel Farage 
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Congratulations to Iceland on voting to keep their independence.
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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Yes, Iceland are an independent sovereign state. Who also happen to be in the Single Market, the EEA and the Schengen zone, with freedom of movement for people, goods and services. But if the UK did that I'd be screaming about Brexit betrayal and being an EU puppet.
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Alistair Barrie @alistairbarrie.com · 22/08/2026
BOTH Flyerers have called in sick at the last minute. I have been let down at some point by every single flyerer I have employed this festival. Anyone who wants to help in the next hour, please feel free to RePost the below for the benefit of a very grumpy clown who has an hour left to cheer up.
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fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Old work vending machine been there long as I have - 16 years. I found if a choc bar is say £1, if I add 1p after the pound, always after never before, it gives me a 5p back, earning 4p each time. I save the 5p and every few months get a free bar. Take that, the man.
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Chris Grey @chrisgrey.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Remember how Brexit was supposed to bring the "regulatory agility" for rapid medicine authorisation and make the UK a "world-leading" medicines regulator? Well, that turned out to be yet another illusion. Good new @ukandeu.bsky.social analysis here: ukandeu.ac.uk/the-uk-us-me...
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The UK-US medicines deal and the hidden costs of Brexit - UK in a changing Europe
Vilija Vėlyvytė argues that the UK-US medicines deal which will see the NHS pay more for new medicines is an unexpected cost of Brexit.
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Alice Roberts @profaliceroberts.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Many centuries ago, people would boil down cattle hide, pig bones, fish scales and chicken gristle to make a paste that women would smear onto their faces, believing it contained the elixir of eternal youth. Oh sorry - that’s TODAY! Watch out for the collagen peddlers!
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fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Found a nice pair of reading glasses on the loo roll holder in a public toilet cubical. Nowhere to hand them in and my magnification, so gave them a new home. Today they slid off my head and landed in the toilet bowl. It's only just dawned on me…
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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
OTD in 1991 Latvia activated article 72 of the soviet constitution & illegally declared full independence from USSR. We remain the leading provider of European independence days.
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Alistair Barrie @alistairbarrie.com · 18/08/2026
Why we are utterly fucked as a race beautifully summarised in one headline:
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Dammit Doug Smith @dammitdougsmith.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
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Ghislaine Hull @ghizzybear.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
“Reform will end ‘something for nothing’ Britain.” - Nigel Farage. He receives £98,599 a year as an MP, yet for more than three months this year he didn't cast a single parliamentary vote or make a single written contribution or speech in Parliament either. But yes, let’s shout at poor people
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Alice Roberts @profaliceroberts.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
When I see commentators using terms like “DEI” I immediately suspect that they’re trying to ignite a US inspired (and maybe funded?) culture war here. Because the acronym used in the UK is EDI - equality, diversity, inclusion - linked to the equality act 2010. www.legislation.gov.uk/ukpga/2010/1...
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Equality Act 2010
An Act to make provision to require Ministers of the Crown and others when making strategic decisions about the exercise of their functions to have regard to the desirability of reducing socio-economi...
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fesshole 🧻 @fesshole.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I got some change today and got a useless 1p so was going to bin it. It was weathered and from 1974 and I thought of the journey it's been on and felt bad. The journey will continue at the shop this lunchtime.
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Darth Putin @darthputinkgb.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
We have de-nazified a baby's bed.
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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Just call me Caped Verde.
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Matt Green @mattgreencomedy.com · 14/08/2026
Pakistan just sitting there going
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John Travolta Confused: What Huh
ALT: John Travolta Confused: What Huh
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Dammit Doug Smith @dammitdougsmith.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
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Mandy Kilpatrick @mandypandaren.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Are we allowing this? Because there is no one with honor or integrity in Congress to stop it....? Is there a way for us to fight this?
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