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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Scorpio: The stars have once again aligned to ensure that your poor choices become everyone else’s problem.

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happy filth_oween @filth-waste.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

shouting “counting or not counting gang violence” before cumming

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The dumb ignorabt shit head @urplepingo.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Oh it looks like everyone considered this

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The dumb ignorabt shit head @urplepingo.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

Has anyone considered that executing healthcare CEO’s is a morally required act in a society victimized at scale by their actuarial vagaries?

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The dumb ignorabt shit head @urplepingo.bsky.social · 30/05/2024

I’m here to do two things chew bubblegum and run out of bubblegum and I’m all out of bubblegum

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The dumb ignorabt shit head @urplepingo.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Me, willingly suspending my disbelief: Wow!

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The dumb ignorabt shit head @urplepingo.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

I just checked in on Charlie Kirk and you’ll be pleased to know he’s doing fine

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The dumb ignorabt shit head @urplepingo.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

Reading up on this Machiavelli character and I’m beginning to think he was quite aptly named

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The dumb ignorabt shit head @urplepingo.bsky.social · 14/09/2025

‪𝙎𝙃𝙐𝙏 𝘿𝘼 𝙁𝙐𝘾𝙆 𝙐𝙋‬

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The dumb ignorabt shit head @urplepingo.bsky.social · 11/09/2025

Imagine missing that head though, go straight back to sniper school you’re weak

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The dumb ignorabt shit head @urplepingo.bsky.social · 04/07/2025

Guy named Joey Hotdog entering a chestnut eating contest

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The PS1 startup sound as a lesbian @janus.bsky.social · 04/07/2025

it’s that time of year again

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The dumb ignorabt shit head @urplepingo.bsky.social · 03/07/2025

You got me fucked up, I’m not nefarious bro

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The dumb ignorabt shit head @urplepingo.bsky.social · 03/07/2025

[languidly swirling my snifter of cognac] Machinations? Me?!

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The dumb ignorabt shit head @urplepingo.bsky.social · 15/07/2023

In Canada they call Grimace “Purple Dennis”

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The dumb ignorabt shit head @urplepingo.bsky.social · 20/04/2025

Satan rejoicing that Jesus is dead today, natural wonders abound

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The dumb ignorabt shit head @urplepingo.bsky.social · 03/03/2025

I should get an Oscar for not watching the Oscars

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The dumb ignorabt shit head @urplepingo.bsky.social · 08/02/2025

Naming the bad guy in my fantasy novel “Odeous Schithæl” and it just don’t have that same snap

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The dumb ignorabt shit head @urplepingo.bsky.social · 08/02/2025

Tolkien cooked so hard when he named him Grima Wormtongue

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The dumb ignorabt shit head @urplepingo.bsky.social · 10/01/2025

New year new me (even bigger piece of shit)

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THE Lunch Journals @lunchjournals.bsky.social · 09/01/2025

My sister’s friend recently went to the Museum of Natural History in Pakistan and folks… there’s nothing natural about it

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The dumb ignorabt shit head @urplepingo.bsky.social · 26/12/2024

Visited by three ghosts this Christmas but they’re all just Depression

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The dumb ignorabt shit head @urplepingo.bsky.social · 23/12/2024

Gonna follow this ghastly eldritch light into the woods brb

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The dumb ignorabt shit head @urplepingo.bsky.social · 21/12/2024

Probably fine that I ignore the broken gate over the small culvert that leads to the innermost sanctum of my fortress, it’s not like anyone will notice it and I can use the time and money I save to add more unskilled archers to the parapets

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The dumb ignorabt shit head @urplepingo.bsky.social · 13/12/2024

Are you crappin me arse m8? You takin the wipe? Flushing the turds, innit

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The dumb ignorabt shit head @urplepingo.bsky.social · 09/12/2024

Here’s something you can do that doesn’t involve meticulous planning and a weeklong manhunt but is necessary and useful nonetheless

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Nate's Myth @natesmith.dev · 09/12/2024

shitposting is protected speech

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The dumb ignorabt shit head @urplepingo.bsky.social · 09/12/2024

Shooting the Grinch point blank in the back of the head on a city sidewalk but successfully eluding capture because the words “stink”, “stank”, “stunk” are etched on the shell casings and everyone kind of gets it

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The dumb ignorabt shit head @urplepingo.bsky.social · 06/12/2024