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stuart @stuartp.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
you have been visited by "Le Boulanger Quebecois" repost to receive his blessing
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Antimoon 🏳️‍⚧️θΔ @please.letmelickyourpa.ws · 05/02/2025
Mitt Romney: *steps into the oval office* Trump: Come, Joseph Smith, friend or traitor come. Come and look upon the DOGE and Grok, and bring the gold plates, I have need of them. Come to the DOGE chamber, I wait for you there, where we last met, countless ages ago. Come to me through fire and war I
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Dan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
For about ten years I've thought about what a Tom Waits TV Christmas special produced in the early 80s would have been like. It's almost real to me. The set is a Depression-era shack he built and a stream of celebrity hobos keep knocking on the door and Tom goes "I wOnDEr WHo tHaT cOuLd bE"
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roosterhogfish.bsky.social @roosterhogfish.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
My wife has set the smart lightbulb in the bathroom to red and dim. I now piss like I'm in a budget horror movie or The Hunt for Red October.l
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Child Psychologist: It is not normal for a seven year old's favourite show to be Taxi and MASH. My Mother (breaking down in tears): Can he... can he ever be normal? Child Psychologist: No, he's going to be weird and offputting
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roosterhogfish.bsky.social @roosterhogfish.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
The best part about starter packs is looking through all the random dirtbag leftist accounts wondering if I used to lurk them on Twitter. "Hmm 'magilla guerilla' with a photoshopped avatar of Kevin Federline...nope doesn't ring a bell."
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roosterhogfish.bsky.social @roosterhogfish.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
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roosterhogfish.bsky.social @roosterhogfish.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
I'm starting to get the sinking feeling that the only way to be truly happy as a human is to craft an online jokester persona and have several hundred people validate that constantly.
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acabylon 👻👻 BOO 👻👻 @acabylonbee.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
"I'm tired of Earth, these people. I'm tired of being caught in the tangle of their lives." -James Baldwin
James Baldwin
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