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THE Lunch Journals @lunchjournals.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

A hummingbird just landed on my bike while I working on it for about 10 seconds, just stared at me, then took off. I get it now bird people. I’m riding this high all day.

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THE Lunch Journals @lunchjournals.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

Happy 102nd birthday to the Caesar Salad.

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THE Lunch Journals @lunchjournals.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

If you truly want to get an idea of how stupid “AI” is, take a screenshot of your Scrabble board and ask it to come up with maximum score words. It has no fucking idea what it’s doing.

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THE Lunch Journals @lunchjournals.bsky.social · 13/06/2026

The great thing about being in your 50s is that you can claim you’re losing your memory if you get caught stealing from big corporation stores.

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THE Lunch Journals @lunchjournals.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

One of the small dumb things the new internet provides is the fact that I can SAVE an image from Image Searches but 75% of the time I can’t copy it to paste elsewhere. I miss being online in the early 2000s.

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THE Lunch Journals @lunchjournals.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

Mixed feelings that I’ve reached the age where I’m now thinking I really need to take up bird watching and I can’t explain why.

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THE Lunch Journals @lunchjournals.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

Doing a rewatch for the first time since it aired. Three episodes in and I forgot just how good this show really was.

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THE Lunch Journals @lunchjournals.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

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THE Lunch Journals @lunchjournals.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

My ex is blaming me for causing her new Ford Bronco to run poorly because she thinks I put the wiper fluid in the coolant reservoir (I didn’t). Not because she hasn’t had it in for an oil change in over 19,000 miles.

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THE Lunch Journals @lunchjournals.bsky.social · 18/05/2026

For anyone who follows MotoGP… This was horrific and yet somehow could’ve been much, much worse.

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THE Lunch Journals @lunchjournals.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

I KNOW I shouldn’t drive out to my favorite pizza place and get three slices (plain, pepperoni, mushroom-n-onion) with a large Coke because I’m trying to lose weight but I’m also an adult with $17, free will, and reliable transportation so life is a prison.

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THE Lunch Journals @lunchjournals.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

Going to say something really controversial here: Michael Shanks’s Daniel Jackson > James Spader’s Daniel Jackson

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THE Lunch Journals @lunchjournals.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

Facebook Dating is a wild place man. Just saw some lady use a pic of her barely-covered butthole as her main. Her second was of her and an unblurred pic of her 7 year old at a church gathering.

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THE Lunch Journals @lunchjournals.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

Love a good CMP Chocolate Marshmallows Potatoes

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THE Lunch Journals @lunchjournals.bsky.social · 25/04/2026

Going to take 4 times my microdoseage of shrooms and go to Five Guys to see how many peanuts I can eat.

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THE Lunch Journals @lunchjournals.bsky.social · 10/04/2026

If becoming a new fan of anime over the past 5 years has taught me anything it’s that the people involved in creating them should be probably be paid way more money. Jujutsu Kaisen is some of the best television I’ve ever watched.

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THE Lunch Journals @lunchjournals.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

My password has been compromised? I can't put into words for you how much I don't care.

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THE Lunch Journals @lunchjournals.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

Listeria would be a beautiful name for a girl

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THE Lunch Journals @lunchjournals.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

Just imagine someone who prefers Coke over Pepsi but Diet Pepsi over Diet Coke. Well imagine no further. I am that someone.

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THE Lunch Journals @lunchjournals.bsky.social · 06/04/2026

I’m currently working part time in a supervisory role for a 126 year old company worth $5 billion and the people in management take pictures of their work phones or computer screens to send information back and forth including site addresses.

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THE Lunch Journals @lunchjournals.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

Hate to get political on this website but… Frieren is kind of a bitch.

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THE Lunch Journals @lunchjournals.bsky.social · 29/03/2026

If there is one thing I learned from watching Project Hail Mary it’s that book nerds are insufferable 60-70% of the time. I say this as someone who read the book 3 times.

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chiller @chiller.eurosky.social · 27/03/2026

The Epstein files are SO MUCH DARKER than I'd realised. Why are the perp names redacted? Why aren't those cunts in jail already? Including the president?

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THE Lunch Journals @lunchjournals.bsky.social · 27/03/2026

My mother is one of the greatest people to have lived. I would tear the lungs from my rib cage if she needed breath. But watching this woman try to place an order 3 burgers over the phone is making me long for every star in the universe to collapse simultaneously.

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Plague Poems @plaguepoems.bsky.social · 19/03/2026

Scientists say “We have severely undercounted the number of COVID deaths,” and if you are wondering how this could possibly happen, please keep in mind that it is easy to severely undercount deaths when your society was never interested in counting them in the first place

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THE Lunch Journals @lunchjournals.bsky.social · 20/03/2026

*After my 4th slice of mushroom and onion pizza at 8PM* Just don’t get why I can’t lose any weight.

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THE Lunch Journals @lunchjournals.bsky.social · 18/03/2026

Absolutely love living and paying taxes in the greatest freest shithole on the planet www.reuters.com/world/us/us-...

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Tim Hannan @timhannan.bsky.social · 16/03/2026

The dumbest fuck on the planet is President of the United States.

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Eric Schmeltzer @ericschmeltzer.bsky.social · 16/03/2026

It's just incredible that Trump is arresting reporters and having his FCC chair threaten to pull broadcast licenses of networks that do not report positively about Trump, and the WH Correspondents Association is going to throw a big celebration with him. It's absurdist satire too silly for a movie.

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THE Lunch Journals @lunchjournals.bsky.social · 16/03/2026

Time to start committing crimes. Maybe grifting MAGA or Israelis.

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THE Lunch Journals @lunchjournals.bsky.social · 14/03/2026

Can we vote our way out of this? Or do we need to string them up for public display? Because I can’t think of any other options.

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THE Lunch Journals @lunchjournals.bsky.social · 14/03/2026

“The unifying feature of fascism is that everything bad is always someone else’s fault.” - God’s Junk Drawer, Peter Clines

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the hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

The Strait of Hormuz is open for transit

Scene of Mario jumping around to avoid all the spinning fire sticks in the original Super Mario Bros game

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Brian Finucane @bcfinucane.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

✋ Former USG war crimes lawyer here. Apropos of SecDef's remarks this morning: Denial of quarter—even the declaration of no quarter—is a war crime. And recognized as such by the US Government. From DoD's Manual for Military Commissions.

(1) The accused declared, ordered, or otherwise indicated that there shall be no survivors
or surrender accepted;
(2) The accused thereby intended to threaten an adversary or to conduct hostilities such
that there would be no survivors or surrender accepted;
(3) It was foreseeable that circumstances would be such that a practicable and reasonable
ability to accept surrender would exist;
(4) The accused was in a position of effective command or control over the subordinate
forces to which the declaration or order was directed; and
(5) The conduct took place in the context of and was associated with hostilities.

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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 13/03/2026

Let there be as much outrage from politicians in Washington when kids go hungry as there is when I break bread with New Yorkers.

Senator Tuberville on x writing a response to the @endwokeness account

Original tweet from @EndWokeness - “less than 25 years apart”
Image 1 - the twin towers as they are hit by a the planes on 9/11/2001
Image 2 - Mayor Mamdani sitting on a prayer rug while hosting an Iftar at city hall

Quote tweet from Senator Tuberville - “the enemy is inside the gates.”

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THE Lunch Journals @lunchjournals.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

I’m not a vet but I’m going to go out on a limb and say stealing drones from a military base is next to impossible.

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THE Lunch Journals @lunchjournals.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

Top comment is “This was Trump’s art school rejection letter”.

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Joe Meyers @joesview.bsky.social · 11/03/2026

William Lazos — "Wedding" (acrylic on canvas, 2024)

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Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 12/03/2026

I keep seeing people ask about the 25th Amendment. Guys. His entire Cabinet is walking around in shoes that don’t fit because they’re scared to take them off. The 25th is never happening.

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Stoner Philly Fan @stonerphillyfan.bsky.social · 09/03/2026

The SAVE Act is a major attack on voting rights. It is not a genuine voter ID reform, but rather an attempt to suppress turnout in future elections.

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THE Lunch Journals @lunchjournals.bsky.social · 06/03/2026

Ordered some light reading for this weekend

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 04/03/2026

This moron has no idea how much of a third rail this is. If he goes through with a public fight with Dunkin he will never live this down. In the words of my people "fuck ya motha."

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RFK Jr. wants Dunkin’ to prove drinking its iced coffee is safe - The Boston Globe

The warning comes as Kennedy is leaning heavily into his agenda to improve American diets.

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