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Jez

@uranium8.bsky.social
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I ain't here on business baby, I'm only here for fun.

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Michael Spicer @michaelspicer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Most TV is just this now.
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Jez @uranium8.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
But, I mean, they're giving us "hope", right?
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Jez @uranium8.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I'm assuming the Cylons had their reasons.
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PeatWorrier @peatworrier.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
In legal crowdfunding news, the Dundee branch of the Universities and Colleges Union @UCU is seeking support to bring judicial review proceedings to challenge governance decisions by the University Court to cut staff through compulsory redundancies. www.crowdfunder.co.uk/p/judicial-r...
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Judicial Review of Governance at Dundee University
DUCU is raising funds for a Judicial Review of the governance decisions that led the University Court to approve compulsory redundancies.
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trouteyes @trouteyes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Let's get this SLOW on the road.
Painting the word SLOW on a road
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Jez @uranium8.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Hold off on the hot Pepsi for a while, gaffer. All the best for a speedy recovery, etc.
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Jez @uranium8.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Data points of decreasing love. How romantic.
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Jez @uranium8.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
If it's good enough for Bob Dylan, I reckon it's good enough for Bob Mackie! 🙂
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Jez @uranium8.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Which of the six categories do you think would have suited him best?
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Jez @uranium8.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Yeah, the rappers, the rap singers? "Then they go, "Ooh", like that, where the Corn Exchange is, round the back of the multistorey."
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Jez @uranium8.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I love this film. And it was a great inspiration for Twin Peaks.
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Jez @uranium8.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
When you are in your fifties and people see that vacant expression. Don't worry, it's okay, generally we are just trying to remember the word "Syphon". Suck it up!
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Jez @uranium8.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
May your hovercraft be, forever, full of eels.
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Jez @uranium8.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Did ye, aye?
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Jez @uranium8.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I went to see Bilal (the gaffer) last Wednesday and he was absolutely top notch with the stuff he said! Go this weekend while you have the chance! (Daniel not included IYKYK).
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Jez @uranium8.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
It is more clear to me than ever that, currently,the biggest single obstacle to Scottish independence is the leadership of the SNP.
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K M Flett @keithbeard.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Prince Harry is back, but after Jean Baudrillard, he only exists now as a creation of the media wp.me/p15p2Q-hu6
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Prince Harry returns…
Visit the post for more.
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Jez @uranium8.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Too young for Fergie or too old for, um, Fergie?
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Jez @uranium8.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
"Not the musty one Mummy!"
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Jez @uranium8.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Flettery will get him nowhere...?
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Jez @uranium8.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
I can see Odysseus staggering into the sunlight buttoning up his burgundy shirt...
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Jez @uranium8.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Gemini ain't so clever. You have to be quite specific to get the Mr Siegal lyric: "He said man you ought to see her, when her parents are gone / Man you ought to hear her when the siren's on." Brave Captain.
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Jez @uranium8.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
The Odyssey? Personally I'd have preferred more Sirens.
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Jez @uranium8.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
“Have you got any Gauhaus?”
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Jez @uranium8.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Wearing a shorty nightie?
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Jez @uranium8.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Top quality!
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Final Friztination @frizfrizzle.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
People claim that pirates love booty, but they really treasure chests.
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Jez @uranium8.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
*son !
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Jez @uranium8.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Or a so or daughter...
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Jez @uranium8.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
The fessor doesn't say that the condoms are for their own use.
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Jez @uranium8.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Christian Bails?
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Jez @uranium8.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Did the photographer not use the Splash? (Sorry...)
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Jez @uranium8.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
... Perchance to stream
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Jez @uranium8.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
This too shall pass. (Other patronising bollocks is available).
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Jez @uranium8.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Shite music is Michael Mann's forte.
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Jez @uranium8.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
I think I've over Limmy'd. @limmy.com
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trouteyes @trouteyes.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
1972, a crap commando unit was sent to an urban farm for a crime they didn't commit. They promptly escaped to the Ayrshire countryside. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a proglem & no one else can help, maybe you can hire The Good Team.
Llama, sheep, cow, cockerel, goat
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Jez @uranium8.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
"They make a desert and call it peace" comes from the Roman historian Tacitus in his work Agricola (chapter 30), written around 98 AD. It is part of a speech by Calgacus, a Caledonian chieftain, criticizing Roman imperialism. Calgacus hadn't finished: "the fuckin' daft cunts".
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Jez @uranium8.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
You're talking mince
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Jez @uranium8.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
It's been a desperate clinging on to the coat tails of American imperialism since Suez.
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Jez @uranium8.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
How did they display his score on the scoreboard?
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Jez @uranium8.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Putting the M8 through the middle of Glasgow was bad enough!
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Jez @uranium8.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
I'm not Duncan my PJs!
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Jez @uranium8.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
media.tenor.com
a man with a beard wearing a helmet and goggles is sitting in a chair
Alt: Donald Sutherland as Oddball in the film Kelly's Heroes going "woof, woof. Woof woof"
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Jez @uranium8.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Malta between 1940 and 1942 was one of, if not the, most bombed territories in WW2.
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Jez @uranium8.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Except that would be a Sunday morning (coming down). Office closed 🙂
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Jez @uranium8.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Washing From Home day.
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Jez @uranium8.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Thjis means nothing to me.
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Jez @uranium8.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
So tired of the whining on here about WW3. Don't they realise we're still not out of WW2? Just ask South America.
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