Reposted by JinxThe Merciless Peppers of Quetzlzacatejimbo @redjolt.bsky.social · 15/05/2024“Fido, you gotta help me, they’ve cut off one of my dimensions.” 2259
Jinx @upsteeplebat.bsky.social · 29/02/2024On two antibiotics. I'd prefer someone hid these in a piece of cheese and tricked me into eating them. 0101
Reposted by Jinxdonni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 10/01/2024Streaking across a nudist colony wearing three tuxedos 27220
Reposted by JinxBradly Shelby @bradthecurator.bsky.social · 02/11/2023Lots of people know that prehistoric sea turtles got big, but it can be easy to underestimate just how huge these things got. The largest verified specimen of a modern Leatherback turtle weighed in at 1,433 lbs, but this Archelon would have been closer to 11,300 lbs. #scicomm #paleosky #paleontology 802192689
Jinx @upsteeplebat.bsky.social · 20/10/2023Was supposed to dogsit a friend's dog this weekend, but I'm suddenly running a fever and I feel awful. I'll still dogsit, but I can't do long walkies on my own. 120
Reposted by JinxMiles 🩻 @blacksmoke1033.bsky.social · 07/10/2023Been a while since I’ve done any photorealism 13544160
Jinx @upsteeplebat.bsky.social · 16/10/2023Woke up with the leaping nuns song in my head. Going to take a lot of coffee to get rid of it. 000
Reposted by Jinxlauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 15/10/2023british constable, 1757: parliament says to stop putting chalk in the bread modern CEO, transported back in time, trying to disrupt bread industry: what if i pay a contractor to put the chalk in the bread constable: you cannot add chalk CEO: what if i deliver the chalk bread to your house 171568290
Jinx @upsteeplebat.bsky.social · 15/10/2023Someone's beating a carpet outside, and by the sound of it they have no idea what they're doing. 020
Reposted by JinxMarie Phillips @mariephillips.bsky.social · 14/10/2023Took me so long to figure out this was the Culinary Institute of America 1530562
Reposted by JinxDave Hutchinson @hutchinsondave.bsky.social · 12/10/2023There’s a minor character called Vespasian in William Gibson’s Peripheral books, a deviant who takes over alternate timelines and drives them to destruction for his own amusement, basically setting himself up as an evil god. Can’t think why he springs to mind right now. 082
Reposted by JinxBirdie Girl @birdiegirl.bsky.social · 14/08/2023[exam room] me: *waits patiently* doctor: *enters physicianly* 8453188
Jinx @upsteeplebat.bsky.social · 11/10/2023*Types stuff, deletes it, types more stuff, deletes it too* anxiety and second-guessing myself again 100
Jinx @upsteeplebat.bsky.social · 10/10/2023Everything is terrible and I'm so tired. Pls send concrete examples of things that aren't terrible (if there are any left) 300
Reposted by JinxThe Empty City @davidallengreen.bsky.social · 09/10/2023"Good morning" Replies: Mastodon - "Depends what you mean by good, and which time zone you're in" Threads - "Please leave that passive aggressive stuff at the bird site, thank you" Bluesky - "Yay, this is just like Twitter in old days when we said good morning to each other whatever time it was" 621624252
Reposted by JinxGary Whitta @garywhitta.bsky.social · 08/10/2023This was supposed to go out on the front porch but she’s decided it’s her new best friend and won’t let it out of her sight. Fuck. 24880671680
Reposted by JinxDanny Noble @mundymorn.bsky.social · 06/10/2023Oh look! I'm over here too! www.instagram.com/mundy_morn/ 0124
Jinx @upsteeplebat.bsky.social · 05/10/2023Forgot to eat yesterday, and today I don't have the time to. Saving money daily, I am. 000
Reposted by Jinx💜 Cyn ✨ @obicynkenobi.bsky.social · 05/10/2023The creator of the ‘Oh No’ webcomic needs help in raising funds so he can continue his legal battle against a shady as fuck board game company trying to claim ownership of all his artwork. Don’t know how these assholes sleep at night. Plz contribute to this if you can, & re-skeet #HelpSmallArtistsgofundme.comLegal fund for Alex Norris "oh no" comics, organized by Alex NorrisI am Alex Norris, creator of the webcomic Webcomic Name. I am here to ask for h… Alex Norris needs your support for Legal fund for Alex Norris "oh no" comics 2222722136
Jinx @upsteeplebat.bsky.social · 04/10/2023(It doesn't help one bit that the dog rescue that I follow has just rescued an enormous amount of sweet doggies from a puppy mill, and are desperate to send them to good homes because the pound is overcrowded) 020
Jinx @upsteeplebat.bsky.social · 04/10/2023I wish I had a dog. Getting one right now would be bad (I'm broke af), but I know it would do my head good. I miss having a dog. It's been over two years since my best friend passed away. 280
Reposted by JinxJason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 03/10/2023Oh shit! He’s gaining on you, bro! 61072238
Jinx @upsteeplebat.bsky.social · 04/10/2023I have nineteen notifications and that makes me too anxious to open the tab at all 010
Jinx @upsteeplebat.bsky.social · 03/10/2023Yeah I loved this gag when @scottywrotem posted it three years ago on twitter. 290
Jinx @upsteeplebat.bsky.social · 03/10/2023Our right-wing government really is trying to kill off the poor. After the cuts, I can either pay rent or buy meds/pay bills/eat, but not both. I feel like I won't live through the winter (and why would I want to) 110
Jinx @upsteeplebat.bsky.social · 02/10/2023Threatre praccy. We still don't have a script. The person who came up with devising should be publicly slapped. 000
Jinx @upsteeplebat.bsky.social · 02/10/2023Going to use some inktober prompts for short stories so I get an extra edge for nanowrimo next month 000
Reposted by JinxBlue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 30/09/2023Incredible. Laziness is so important 9910296
Reposted by Jinxjess m. ☕🍂 @jametc.bsky.social · 01/07/2023reposting some art, some of the most popular stuff I've ever made: Lord of the Rings, but little animated mice 8944881656
Jinx @upsteeplebat.bsky.social · 29/09/2023Starting to think Finns are sending utter nonsense sayings to that Adam fellow just to take the piss 000
Reposted by JinxSardonicus @sardonicus.eu · 29/09/2023'Town Squeezed Between Giant Boulders' mymodernmet.com/town-squeeze... 23310
Jinx @upsteeplebat.bsky.social · 26/09/2023Listening to the Callas Carmen. Jose is such a dickhead. 000
Reposted by JinxTom Phillips @tom-phillips.com · 26/09/2023The funniest outcome from the AI thing would be if they can only use out-of-copyright works to train the models, and so we end up with a class of incredibly powerful artificial intelligences that all talk like Victorian pamphleteers. 391389358
Jinx @upsteeplebat.bsky.social · 26/09/2023Woke up hungry and made a scrap fry-up out of cabbage, chicken leftovers, eggs, and blue cheese. 110
Reposted by JinxMark Doyle @markdoyle.bsky.social · 26/09/2023Worrying news. (Chattanooga Daily Times, Jan 28 1934) 2228582
