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Travis @unraptured.bsky.social · 1m
everything's normal, everything's fine
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m @keptsimple.bsky.social · 1h
many centrists are as disdainful of science as MAGA these days. virtually every study on the topic, and there have been many, show that youth programs reduce crime. it's a settled question. this is no different from claiming vaccines are a hoax.
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your mom's favorite বাঙালি @karmitthesnitch.bsky.social · 1h
2027 Phillies calendar just leaked
Phillies "fuck you fans" photoshop
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 1h
“are we screwed” they ask themselves after 5 years of pocketing all our money. no, youre not screwed you will be fine, your bank accounts are enormous because you took all our money
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Sean @stholeary.bsky.social · 2h
"What bothered me most was a seeming disregard for the dangers and not thinking about the ramifications of ESPN normalizing gambling for an audience that looks to ESPN as sort of their sports guide." No lies told here.
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Evil White Boy of The Year Candidate
Tim Sweeney O @TimSweeneyEpic
X.com
We have a huge pivot underway here at Epic, moving developers around to retool for maximum Al acceleration.
The aim isn't to do the same stuff with fewer people, but to enable everyone here to build MORE and BETTER stuff, and to bring the benefits to all teams using Unreal.
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Aria Winningson @aria.labeledrude.online · 13h
happy sickos day to all who celebrate
Wikipedia page for "Sickos"
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VHS Vault @vhsvault.bsky.social · 4h
Funland (VHS) : 4143s
Screenshot from VHS tape, video frame at 4143 seconds.
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Travis @unraptured.bsky.social · 3h
in fairness he absolutely does not live in the shore
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Travis @unraptured.bsky.social · 4h
I once heard them called Last Known Photo frames
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Travis @unraptured.bsky.social · 4h
Van Ball-peen
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Travis @unraptured.bsky.social · 4h
oh man I showed that to my wife, that Van Hammer looking dude hitting the deadly stumble towards your opponent
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Travis @unraptured.bsky.social · 4h
you're missing a thrilling matchup between Payton Razzzum and Jefflo Runkstorm
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 4h
SIX HOURS left to back my book kickstarter ✨ kickstarter.com/projects/mrlovenstein/mr-lovenstein-presents-fun
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Baltimore Banner @thebaltimorebanner.com · 4h
Republican Rep. Andy Harris incorrectly told a reporter they were breaking the law as the reporter and others recorded an exchange with him last night. Harris had just wrapped up a debate with Democratic challenger Dan Schwartz.
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Travis @unraptured.bsky.social · 4h
"what drives me? mainly a chauffeur who my parents hired 15 years ago, nice guy... I'm told"
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Travis @unraptured.bsky.social · 4h
I'm torn because I'm aware of his crappy policy positions but I love seeing his foghorn leghorn ass opponent stammering and sputtering
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Travis @unraptured.bsky.social · 4h
when you need a hobo with two lines, there's nobody who does it better
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Vic! Perfecto @victorperfecto.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
IT'S TAZ
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digby @digby56.bsky.social · 16h
This is his philosophy. And it really has worked out for him his whole life. He's gotten away with all his crimes and failures and never had to pay any price, always failing up. He has now come to believe that any decision he makes is by definition, the right one. Which explains everything..
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Travis @unraptured.bsky.social · 5h
Lash Legend is incredible in that every clip I've ever seen of her is a botch, there's no reason on earth to book her also just realized she's on PPV while Richard Starks is still in developmental
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 17h
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Andrew D Thaler @drandrewthaler.bsky.social · 7h
It's almost a joke at this point, but the entire story of Mamdani's mayorship really has been "it turns out we can just turn off the orphan grinding machine, the switch was right there the whole time."
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Travis @unraptured.bsky.social · 18h
how could it possibly go wrong
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Travis @unraptured.bsky.social · 18h
world's ending but at least some of the weirdest looking motherfuckers ever are in charge of it
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Dana Gould @danagould.bsky.social · 18h
BREAKING: Barbara Thornhill, the State Dept’s new Anti-Trafficking Director, will only work, “When the moon is full and bright.”
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Travis @unraptured.bsky.social · 18h
it looks like her face is about to open up like in resident evil
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Travis @unraptured.bsky.social · 18h
yeah they put basically a pound of extra chips in that cart so it was probably on the high end
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Travis @unraptured.bsky.social · 18h
read it in Chelsea Perretti voice
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Travis @unraptured.bsky.social · 18h
not fixing that typo
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Travis @unraptured.bsky.social · 18h
katamine and lab produced dmt
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Travis @unraptured.bsky.social · 18h
time to sip lean, time to clean
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Travis @unraptured.bsky.social · 18h
lol Kate
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Travis @unraptured.bsky.social · 18h
fwiw the game might have been as much as $70 at that point, NES games had weird prices
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Travis @unraptured.bsky.social · 18h
sorry bud I know the feeling
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 20h
Little domino labeled "Hangman Adam Page says "workers' rights" in a promo"

leading to a big domino labeled "The Houthis have caught, and compromised to a permanent end, Danhausen"
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Travis @unraptured.bsky.social · 18h
I will not stand for her tomfoolery
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Travis @unraptured.bsky.social · 19h
static.klipy.com
Are You Ok What
ALT: Are You Ok What
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Travis @unraptured.bsky.social · 19h
true love if I've ever seen it
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amy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 19h
since we’re doing this discourse again here’s why im no longer on twitter
Elon Musk on October 28, 2022: Comedy is now legal on twitter 

Me with my profile photo and display name changed to Elon Musk on November 4, 2022: My wife left me

A screenshot of my account suspension for violating twitter rules
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Travis @unraptured.bsky.social · 19h
Wake Up Dead goes hard too imo
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Travis @unraptured.bsky.social · 19h
Bix I think you would like the band Bleached
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RoCktHiS_mIkE @rockthismike.bsky.social · 22h
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Travis @unraptured.bsky.social · 22h
The Trump Administration 🤝 Plastic Surgery Disasters Dead Kennedys
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Travis @unraptured.bsky.social · 23h
behold: the ultimate weapon
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Examining Water in a Cup for World Water Day
ALT: Examining Water in a Cup for World Water Day
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Travis @unraptured.bsky.social · 23h
for hunger, you can't go wrong with calories
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David BASTARDspan @davidbix.com · 23h
It doesn't get much better than this: OX BAKER AS A CONTESTANT ON "THE PRICE IS RIGHT" WITH BOB BARKER. And Ox did pretty well for himself, to boot!
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Travis @unraptured.bsky.social · 23h
in her case you can just say Snake Woman
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Kirk Cameron Left Me Behind @xicanobrowndude.bsky.social · 23h
Ken Paxton looks like he wearing one of those Darkman masks that is starting to disintegrate because his 99 minutes are up.
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