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Michael A

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Michael A @unpetaled.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Michael A @unpetaled.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Everyone on social media can stop saying "load-bearing" now, unless you are talking about actual loads (of laundry/semen/items being carried). Thank you for your attention to this matter.
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Michael A @unpetaled.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Jack Nicholson's Joker is better than Heath Ledger's for the exact same reasons that Tim Curry's Pennywise is better than Bill Skarsgård's. I said what I said.
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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 25/08/2026
[Exit Queen.]
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Strictly 4 My Navigators @lizzslockeroom.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
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Michael A @unpetaled.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
If you're going to leave a reply and then block me, at least wait until I have read what you wrote 🤣
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Michael A @unpetaled.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Hasan Piker said nothing wrong.
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Michael A @unpetaled.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
The "vote blue no matter who" people in Michigan have been quiet since Tuesday. I wonder why that is....
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Michael A @unpetaled.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I can either vote for a epidemiologist and a democratic socialist, or I can vote for a delulu centrist dem who claimed Israel visits her in dreams. How could the choice be any clearer? #VoteElSayed
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Chris Geidner @chrisgeidner.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Just so everyone knows, this is a tried-and-true mainstream media tactic. For progressives/leftist candidates, every election is a “crucial test” and any loss would serve as proof to the media that the latest left-side moment is at its end. Any win, though, just means it’s time to find a new test.
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Michael A @unpetaled.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
My brain short-circuited. Why are there two pics of Jared Leto? 😂
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Michael A @unpetaled.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
If Courtney Love has 10 defenders, I am one of them. If Courtney Love has 1 defender, it is me. If Courtney Love has no defenders, it is because I am dead.
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Michael A @unpetaled.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
someone I know (I think it might have been @grannyrocko.bsky.social ) once said something along the lines of "if you hate disco you hate fun" and they were correct
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Garbage Opinion Enjoyer @opinionevaluator.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I’d like to dry a bowel, Pat.
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @cofactorstrudel.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
She literally just wants her daughters to not starve. Her husband married her for her looks and can't stand her and her smart daughters look down on her. We are a Mrs Bennett support household over here.
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Michael A @unpetaled.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Why is Elizabeth Banks playing Ms Frizzle when Kate MacKinnon is right there??
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Michael A @unpetaled.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Westland Nicole Michigan I need you to get your shit together. The storm was Friday. It is now Monday. Why are there still lights out??
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Michael A @unpetaled.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
*Jessica Lange voice* there isn't going to be another 50 years, you stupid slut
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Jen Williams | STONEBOUND out next year! @sennydreadful.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
All these batshit book takes: if you write bad things, you support bad things! If you write sad stuff, you are bad for infecting readers with sadness! Skip prologues! Read only dialogue! 3rd person too harrrd! I refuse to believe any of this is real. These are not readers, they are rage farmers.
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Michael A @unpetaled.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
LRS can we not make things harder for disabled people than they already are
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
lol shut up
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u/Carma_626 • 38d
Went to a concert venue and they forced me to remove my prescription glasses.
Location: Los Angeles, CA
Yes, they're Meta glasses but with clear prescription lenses. So I understand why they forced me to remove them, but is it legal.
Went to a concert venue where they have a strict no recording policy. Can't bring recording devices into venue. Ok cool, I totally get that.
My Meta glasses are my every day prescription glasses.
It didn't even dawn on me not to wear them.
Removing them made it difficult to navigate the venue, and climbing steps. I absolutely could not see the performer even though our seats were fantastic.
Does this violate ADA laws?
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Michael A @unpetaled.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
why do so many bands do Chicago, Milwaukee, and Minneapolis, but skip Detroit? Seems a bit pointed, no?
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Jay @jaynine.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
It's happening
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Michael A @unpetaled.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
NPR you crazy. why you acting like this is new information??
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Anya Taylor-Fear Division @eggmancat.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
when someone tells me not to diminish and go into the West
Picture of Galadriel from the lord of the rings movies she’s the palest any human has ever been with blonde hair and a white dress there is text that says “I will diminish and go into the west.
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Michael A @unpetaled.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
LRS what's the alternative? are there even alternatives?
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Zombytrope @zoeytro.pe · 19/05/2026
Skeet by @jtp.bsky.social:
"half of all tech news lately is some variation of 'the computer company has discontinued their well known product, the computer'"
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Michael A @unpetaled.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
I still maintain that Of Monsters and Men is the best of the Mumford bands out there
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Michael A @unpetaled.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Sir Ian McKellen I don't take pain meds
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Michael A @unpetaled.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
WHY DO I EVEN BOTHER WITH CONNECTIONS ANYMORE???
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Michael A @unpetaled.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
All you lovelies hyping up the Pitt are doing your best, but you won't get me to break my rule of No Doctor Shows
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Michael A @unpetaled.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
I don't know where the hell everyone would go but they need to fucking evacuate the Midwest. How the hell do people live like this? I should never have moved here.
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Michael A @unpetaled.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Why do thunderstorms suck anymore. Is anyone else having this problem? Like, every time there is weather I just assume it's gonna take me out.
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Michael A @unpetaled.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
I'm obsessed with her
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mayonnaise spookboy @paintedsky.ca · 05/04/2026
there are lots of valid reasons to hate AI, but honestly the #1 in my mind is that the companies pushing it are a bunch of sneering ghouls. they don’t give a single shit about any of us. they just want us to eat their slop, no matter what it is. I will not accept that and give them what they want.
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Michael A @unpetaled.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Absolutely dystopian. I'd pull my kids out and homeschool them.
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Michael A @unpetaled.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
"I bought tickets on StubHub, why was I scammed?" is like asking "I let a rattlesnake bite me, why am I dying?"
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Michael A @unpetaled.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
I must be the odd one out because everyone is talking about Project Hail Mary like it's this groundbreaking work of staggering genius but have any of y'all tried to read the book? I couldn't even get past Chapter 1
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Michael A @unpetaled.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
I'm sorry, but Chappell Roan has exactly 0 obligation to not be a dick to her fans.
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Michael A @unpetaled.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
However evil you think Bari Weiss is, she's just that much eviller
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Michael A @unpetaled.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
sorry but I am never going to hate Timothee Chalamet
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virgil (school hiatus) 🫆🔮💫 @vigilnaut.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
whenever i feel scared about my writing or get in my head about how others perceive me/the state of censorship i remember this tweet from the closest human i’ll ever have to an “idol”, richard siken & immediately feel like 10x lighter
a series of tweets. 

one person asks Richard Siken: “why did you have to admit to writing wincest 😓”

Richard Siken replies: “I’m not afraid of being alive and I’m nog afraid of trying things and I didn’t live through the AIDS pandemic and a significant stroke to be afraid of literature. Literature that makes people uncomfortable is still literature. It’s valid. I will not support censorship.”
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Cory @evilmam.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
For me the only unambiguously real villain here is the party with agency who decided to let the n-word on the air when there was tape delay that would have let them bleep it first. Don't know if that's BBC or BAFTA or some low-level staffer, but that's the legit bad-guy I think.
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Michael A @unpetaled.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
when I say I'm bisexual, I mean that I'm attracted to men, and Ruth Wilson as Marisa Coulter in His Dark Materials
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Gretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Every instance of "AI democratizes the arts, you're classist and ableist and a gatekeeper for trying to stop it" is a slap in the face to the literally centuries of poor, disabled people making art on the margins and a crass lie in service of a machine that strips down and regurgitates dreams
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Michael A @unpetaled.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Someone try to be performatively nice to me for views in public. Go on, I dare you.
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Nathan Goldwag @goldwagnathan.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
I genuinely have no idea how to convey this to the American people, but I think the biggest impediment to any kind of immigration reform is that people are convinced that "legal" and "illegal" are immutable, intrinsic categories instead of a rapidly-shifting arbitrary constellation of regulations.
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Shook1 @mrcunn02.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
As always it's Don't Tread on Me, Tread on Those People
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Michael A @unpetaled.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Nevermind the jobs you had. Tell me 5 classes you took in college. 1. Modern Drama 2. German Translation 3. German Film 4. Old English 5. Tolkien
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Michael A @unpetaled.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
it feels very pointed that the next day we're supposed to get snow is the ONE DAY I had something fun scheduled
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