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Random Bummer Generator @unknownstory.bsky.social · 1h

listen, that might be MY tesla roadster that was sent through the plate glass window of a preschool, but i had the stunt assist set to autopilot, so you can't arrest me

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Random Bummer Generator @unknownstory.bsky.social · 1h

it's lame because it's an attempt to sell a car under false pretenses. even if they say "do not try this at home" people will associate this car with this stunt. then all the lame-asses will flock to it like the cybertruck, putting more money in the white supremacist's pockets. so, like, super-lame!

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Random Bummer Generator @unknownstory.bsky.social · 16h

ROLLING AROUND AT THE SPEED OF SOU-*Sonic speeds off the corner of a loop over a death pit because you tilted the stick 0.0000012 millimeters to the right*

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Random Bummer Generator @unknownstory.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

spooky scary skeletons send shivers down your spine we haven't had that spirit here since 1969

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Random Bummer Generator @unknownstory.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

fuck the Chevron Cars wiki. its all useless bullshit. i'm just trying to figure out which one is the most Fuckable

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Random Bummer Generator @unknownstory.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

give it up for the world's first living brain donor, everyone.

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Random Bummer Generator @unknownstory.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

you uh... you think Gawker is more fascist and has done more to destroy the United States and its people than STEVE FUCKING BANNON are you kidding me right now. are you siding with the Project 2025 crowd. is this a joke. do you have chunks of your brain missing

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Random Bummer Generator @unknownstory.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

imagine if other SNL movie spinoffs besides this and Wayne's World had gotten video games

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Random Bummer Generator @unknownstory.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

my brother in christ you had STEVE BANNON singing the virtues of GamerGate you were NOT the Good Guys©

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Random Bummer Generator @unknownstory.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

you can't just post robot hole like this

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Random Bummer Generator @unknownstory.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

wait a minute WAIT A MINUTE Hideo Kojima is a REAL DUDE!? i thought he was like, a myth. or a cryptid

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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 10/10/2026

they’re going to stream a government snuff film on twitch and it’s still going to be a bannable offense to play a robert yang game about jacking off your car

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Random Bummer Generator @unknownstory.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

oh yeah? double or nuthin' *sues myself*

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Random Bummer Generator @unknownstory.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

bravo, ma'am. will you throw staplers at said gangs too or is that an action reserved purely for your interns

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Random Bummer Generator @unknownstory.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

...some of you are cool. some of you shouldn't come to school tomorrow

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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

bluesky is like my asshole. not enough daily active users

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Random Bummer Generator @unknownstory.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

another way to understand this is to shove your own head up your own ass and keep sniffing until you smell roses

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Random Bummer Generator @unknownstory.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

my very adult son has refused to speak to me for 7 years because i draw Garfield Rule 34 (he only likes Heathcliff)

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Random Bummer Generator @unknownstory.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

they used to be. they still are, but they used to, too

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Random Bummer Generator @unknownstory.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

one can just imagine this dude posting this interaction to reddit: "why can't FEEEEEMAAAALES ever take a goddamn COMPLEMENT?"

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Random Bummer Generator @unknownstory.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

double-dog dare you to show this reply to your wife

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Random Bummer Generator @unknownstory.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

you... did wear the hazmat suit, right?

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Random Bummer Generator @unknownstory.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

weird sentence structure aside, that's absolutely right! that's one way they can get freed. i knew you'd get it, not many others do

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Random Bummer Generator @unknownstory.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

watches a teammate eat a foul elbow to the nose and has to really concentrate on the game-winning freethrow but there's still bits of blood on the floor

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Random Bummer Generator @unknownstory.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Yasss Kween 🎉 Your Credit Score is straight bussin' 🥳 ~or~ 📝We Have Some Information About One or More of Your Credit Accounts📋 i see through your thinly veiled verbage, credit bureaus

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Random Bummer Generator @unknownstory.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

this truely says alot about society 😔

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Random Bummer Generator @unknownstory.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

"easy" listening indicates the presence of hard listening. give me the toughest muthafuckin' listening you got, DJ

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Random Bummer Generator @unknownstory.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

crazy to think there was a time where you just downloaded RealPlayer

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Random Bummer Generator @unknownstory.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

but there IS a place for profanity it's in the garbage. the trash heap of language. a dump which i like to rummage through to create sentences of pure hedonistic pleasure. but on Bobby The Niro's lips? absolutely not

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Random Bummer Generator @unknownstory.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

could you have picked a sweatier picture

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Random Bummer Generator @unknownstory.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

enjoy being a virtual baby now, you baby

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Random Bummer Generator @unknownstory.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

oh i love Joe Camel McPenisface (that's his full name, most don't know that)

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Random Bummer Generator @unknownstory.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Star Fox 64 Remake, Star Fox 64 Rebirth, Star Fox 64 Revelation

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Random Bummer Generator @unknownstory.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

you are but a worm. a lowly grubby little worm

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Random Bummer Generator @unknownstory.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

why is it in the public (more specificially, your) interest how many anonymous men in court cases have you slavishly gone after for their name, all for the sake of "rEpOrTiNg"

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Random Bummer Generator @unknownstory.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

is it a good sign for your platform when the Head of Trust and Safety goes on a drunk bender at 4 in the morning on a wednesday and scrolls back to weeks of "mean skeets" just to block them instead of, i dunno, engaging healthily with the community and righting your wrongs

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Random Bummer Generator @unknownstory.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

hi there, bluesky mod expert here! this is not funny. bluesky mods only do this when they feel in extreme distress about trans people on their platform

Notorious transphobe and bluesky head of trust and safety (how???) Aaron Rodericks (@aaron.bsky.team) blocked me, weeks after I called him out. I guess he finally got the greenlight from whichever Israeli Defence Force member who actually owns bluesky

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