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Cicero

@unknown-quantity.bsky.social
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I’m a horse. Also kind of a cat. And a dad. Also a software engineer that lives in San Jose, CA, since 1996. Occasionally NSFW. Always weird.

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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
@JFriedhoff

me at 13: wow i can't wait til we have immersive computers everywhere like star trek
me at 30: wow i can't wait until we destroy all computers like in dune
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Cicero @unknown-quantity.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
War scene with dead-eyed soldier and the caption, “Folsom Street Fair DoorDash guy.”
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Fr Chase 🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁 @kalanthropos.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The major platforms—Facebook, YouTube, and X—are all refusing to show the trailer for the upcoming documentary that eviscerates the ridiculous pest Elon Musk. So I guess we have to do our part to make sure it is seen. www.youtube.com/watch?v=eY_8...
youtube.com
Musk | Official Trailer | Bleecker Street
YouTube video by Musk
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Cicero @unknown-quantity.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
When people said “abolish the police” I never expected that it would be fucking Texas that actually did it.
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Cicero @unknown-quantity.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Apparently the furry community has higher standards than the FBI now.
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Cicero @unknown-quantity.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
JFC the AC kicked on at 9am. WTF is this shit I don’t live in Arizona or Florida.
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 09/09/2026
There are three kinds of emails: 1) An email from Temu that says "This Requires Immediate Action Or Face Consequences" 2) An email from your bank saying you have a notice that it sent you an email 3) An email from a doctor's office asking you to sign up to their new portal
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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Apparently people are sharing this far and wide on social media, which I think is horrible. This could cripple ICE operations. PLEASE do not share this.
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Cicero @unknown-quantity.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
TIL there are Australian ski resorts.
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Cicero @unknown-quantity.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
The 3 types of Bay Area Tesla drivers: - Zennial techbros in FSD Mad Max mode switching lanes every 5 seconds - middle-aged women with multiple “student driver” stickers on the back of the car driving 5mph below the speed limit in the middle lane - white guys in Cybertrucks with obnoxious wraps
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Cicero @unknown-quantity.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
In a world of Google Maps, be a MapQuest.
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Cicero @unknown-quantity.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
U2 Iron Maiden Metallica Rush The Orb Nine Inch Nails David Bowie Green Day Evanescence Muse
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Cicero @unknown-quantity.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
My map is kinda weird.
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pink jimi photon @pinkjimiphoton.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
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Cicero @unknown-quantity.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
This is interesting. They’re actually serious about this.
arstechnica.com
New Twitter launches, says Musk's X gave up the name
Judge hasn't ruled on X Corp’s preliminary injunction, but Operation Bluebird plows ahead...
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Cicero @unknown-quantity.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Picture of a soda vending machine with an empty slot for number 404, and the caption:
Friend: “What’s so funny?”
Me: “You wouldn’t understand”
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Jason Koebler @jasonkoebler.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
This I think is the main difference between AI writing and human writing. AI selects words via pattern matching and random number generators. Ask a human why they chose a certain word or wrote something in a specific way and they can actually tell you
point is, there is no conscious thought or decision-making process happening here, so perhaps watermarked AI text is not all that much more offensive than regular AI text. But to see it laid out in such stark terms by the companies building these machines shows how little they actually care about writing. If you asked me, on the other hand, why I used one word instead of another, I might not be able to tell you exactly why, but I could probably explain to you what I was going for, the style of writing I do, my intended audience, my mood that day, whether my heart was racing or not, where I was, what I was doing, what I did earlier that morning and what I did later that day. Maybe it was a word my third grade teacher used all the time or which I read in an article last week or is an inside joke with my friends or which I have recently become obsessed with or tend to overuse. Why I wrote what I wrote or why I did anything at all is the result of my some mix of human experiences dating back to when I first acquired language as a baby and continuing on to this very moment that I may or may not be able to explain, but which result in a certain style of writing that is mine.
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Cicero @unknown-quantity.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
If you are still on X, get the fuck off already.
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Cicero @unknown-quantity.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
A couple weeks ago I was sick, and I literally couldn’t cum for like a week and a half. Now I seem to be making up for lost time. Horny as fuck and jerking off twice a day since last Friday. I know that’s not impressive to you young ‘uns, but for 55-year-old me, that’s unusual.. and most welcome! 💦
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Cicero @unknown-quantity.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
This was pretty interesting. undertale.jadenthejaded.uk
Survey of virtues where the highest one was Kindness, followed by Patience.
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Cicero @unknown-quantity.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Bummed about the passing of William Orbit. Dude was hugely influential in electronic music. Most people remember him for the Madonna stuff (Ray of Light) but this will always be what I think of when I think of him. RIP brother.
youtube.com
William Orbit feat. Beth Orton - Water From A Vine Leaf (Official Video)
YouTube video by Abstructure
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Cicero @unknown-quantity.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Technically it’s still #FCF for me.
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Des @deskitty.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Ngl the second one sounds way more fun.
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Cicero @unknown-quantity.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Ok Live in 🇺🇸 Born in 🇺🇸 Parents 🇺🇸 🇨🇦 Grandparents 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇨🇦 🇨🇦 Been to: (in no real order) 🇨🇦 🇲🇽 🇨🇭 🇷🇴 🇩🇴
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Cicero @unknown-quantity.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Why yes, I would like to manage some AI engineer asses.
Job posting titled “Full Stack AI Engineer Ass Manager”
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Cicero @unknown-quantity.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Non-technical people vibecoding slop reminds me of Mickey Mouse in “The Sorcerer’s Apprentice” in Fantasia.
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Cicero @unknown-quantity.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Developer humor.
Cartoon showing “Museum of Meaningless Metrics” with exhibits for Lines of Code, Story Points, Pull Requests, and a new one for Tokens Spent.
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AwA 🔥 @awardiente.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
What to expect after dropping the soap in front of a dragon🧼
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Cicero @unknown-quantity.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Holy shit TSLA.. 📉😳
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Guardian US @us.theguardian.com · 17/07/2026
A crew in the San Francisco Bay Area city of Oakland spotted a pigeon ‘in distress’ after a vehicle fire
theguardian.com
‘The pigeon came to them seeking help’: California firefighters give oxygen to suffering bird
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Cicero @unknown-quantity.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Oof.
Cartoon showing a burning forest with a Canadian flag on one side of a border, and a burning dumpster with an American flag on the other side.
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Cicero @unknown-quantity.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Watching The Audacity as someone who has worked in tech in Silicon Valley for nearly 30 years is fucking cathartic.
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Cicero @unknown-quantity.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
My Popular with Friends feed is basically all furry porn and progressive politics. I don’t mind.
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Cicero @unknown-quantity.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
www.rogue.site/editorials/f...
rogue.site
Welcome to the Because Fuck You, That’s Why economy
Money makes the best earplugs
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Cicero @unknown-quantity.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
CY-CLO-SPOR-A 👏-👏-👏👏👏
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Cicero @unknown-quantity.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
AC was fun. This horsey got to bottom a bunch. 💦
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Cicero @unknown-quantity.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
I need to learn how to cook something. So many of my furry friends make amazing food and I’m psyched when I don’t fuck up the boxed macaroni & cheese. I wanna start with one thing. Just learn how to cook one thing really well. What should I start with? What’s the niche I should fill?
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Jason Koebler @jasonkoebler.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
ChatGPT posters and flyers are polluting real life and driving me insane. Please respond to this with the worst ones you've seen irl. I'll post some in the thread www.404media.co/we-are-livin...
404media.co
We Are Living in a ‘ChatGPT Flyer Pandemic’
"Hey if this is your flyer, I’m not going, I’m not donating, I’m not sharing. Don’t ask me."
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Dog after Barks @dogafterbarks.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Pup play but I just get jealous your petting another dog so I rip up your couch.
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Cicero @unknown-quantity.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Stuck in the post-con purgatory of “checked out of the hotel” and “flight is in 3 hours”.
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Cicero @unknown-quantity.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Every dealers room is like looking for the equine needles in the haystack of foxes and wolves.
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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
No notes.
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Audrey Farnsworth @audipenny.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
America keeps trying to get me to go to her birthday party and I’m like no girl u need to go to the hospital
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Mrianti @mrianti.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Most realistic fursuit at AC
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Cicero @unknown-quantity.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
It’s nice to know that even in this timeline in the year 2026, I can still get railed on all fours in the middle of the dance floor in suit. Maybe hope isn’t dead yet.
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Cicero @unknown-quantity.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Somebody posted in the r/SanJose subreddit that they wanted to be a footstool for people watching WC games and I’m like.. what an odd place to post that. Perhaps they just want to be a platonic footstool? Good luck to ‘em I guess.
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Cicero @unknown-quantity.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
mrrROWWwr
Sabretooth tiger fursuit head shot. Sabretooth tiger fursuit head shot.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
InfoWars is now live.
youtube.com
WELCOME TO THE REAL INFOWARS
YouTube video by InfoWars
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Cicero @unknown-quantity.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
I wonder what those political and media accounts that follow me think when I post stuff like this?
Person in a feline fursuit showing off their junk.
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