Reposted by CiceroMrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 26/09/2026The major platforms—Facebook, YouTube, and X—are all refusing to show the trailer for the upcoming documentary that eviscerates the ridiculous pest Elon Musk. So I guess we have to do our part to make sure it is seen. www.youtube.com/watch?v=eY_8...youtube.comMusk | Official Trailer | Bleecker StreetYouTube video by Musk 24159424067
Cicero @unknown-quantity.bsky.social · 15/09/2026When people said “abolish the police” I never expected that it would be fucking Texas that actually did it. 020
Cicero @unknown-quantity.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Apparently the furry community has higher standards than the FBI now. 010
Cicero @unknown-quantity.bsky.social · 10/09/2026JFC the AC kicked on at 9am. WTF is this shit I don’t live in Arizona or Florida. 110
Reposted by CiceroEd Zitron @edzitron.com · 09/09/2026There are three kinds of emails: 1) An email from Temu that says "This Requires Immediate Action Or Face Consequences" 2) An email from your bank saying you have a notice that it sent you an email 3) An email from a doctor's office asking you to sign up to their new portal 1470753
Reposted by CiceroPatton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Apparently people are sharing this far and wide on social media, which I think is horrible. This could cripple ICE operations. PLEASE do not share this. 15233967016093
Cicero @unknown-quantity.bsky.social · 04/09/2026The 3 types of Bay Area Tesla drivers: - Zennial techbros in FSD Mad Max mode switching lanes every 5 seconds - middle-aged women with multiple “student driver” stickers on the back of the car driving 5mph below the speed limit in the middle lane - white guys in Cybertrucks with obnoxious wraps 100
Cicero @unknown-quantity.bsky.social · 01/09/2026U2 Iron Maiden Metallica Rush The Orb Nine Inch Nails David Bowie Green Day Evanescence Muse 120
Cicero @unknown-quantity.bsky.social · 27/08/2026This is interesting. They’re actually serious about this.arstechnica.comNew Twitter launches, says Musk's X gave up the nameJudge hasn't ruled on X Corp’s preliminary injunction, but Operation Bluebird plows ahead... 000
Reposted by CiceroJason Koebler @jasonkoebler.bsky.social · 18/08/2026This I think is the main difference between AI writing and human writing. AI selects words via pattern matching and random number generators. Ask a human why they chose a certain word or wrote something in a specific way and they can actually tell you 4569
Cicero @unknown-quantity.bsky.social · 18/08/2026If you are still on X, get the fuck off already. 021
Cicero @unknown-quantity.bsky.social · 12/08/2026A couple weeks ago I was sick, and I literally couldn’t cum for like a week and a half. Now I seem to be making up for lost time. Horny as fuck and jerking off twice a day since last Friday. I know that’s not impressive to you young ‘uns, but for 55-year-old me, that’s unusual.. and most welcome! 💦 130
Cicero @unknown-quantity.bsky.social · 12/08/2026This was pretty interesting. undertale.jadenthejaded.uk 020
Cicero @unknown-quantity.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Bummed about the passing of William Orbit. Dude was hugely influential in electronic music. Most people remember him for the Madonna stuff (Ray of Light) but this will always be what I think of when I think of him. RIP brother.youtube.comWilliam Orbit feat. Beth Orton - Water From A Vine Leaf (Official Video)YouTube video by Abstructure 010
Cicero @unknown-quantity.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Ok Live in 🇺🇸 Born in 🇺🇸 Parents 🇺🇸 🇨🇦 Grandparents 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇨🇦 🇨🇦 Been to: (in no real order) 🇨🇦 🇲🇽 🇨🇭 🇷🇴 🇩🇴 000
Cicero @unknown-quantity.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Why yes, I would like to manage some AI engineer asses. 130
Cicero @unknown-quantity.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Non-technical people vibecoding slop reminds me of Mickey Mouse in “The Sorcerer’s Apprentice” in Fantasia. 140
Reposted by CiceroAwA 🔥 @awardiente.bsky.social · 25/07/2026What to expect after dropping the soap in front of a dragon🧼 92590567
Reposted by CiceroGuardian US @us.theguardian.com · 17/07/2026A crew in the San Francisco Bay Area city of Oakland spotted a pigeon ‘in distress’ after a vehicle firetheguardian.com‘The pigeon came to them seeking help’: California firefighters give oxygen to suffering bird 0263
Cicero @unknown-quantity.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Watching The Audacity as someone who has worked in tech in Silicon Valley for nearly 30 years is fucking cathartic. 110
Cicero @unknown-quantity.bsky.social · 13/07/2026My Popular with Friends feed is basically all furry porn and progressive politics. I don’t mind. 090
Cicero @unknown-quantity.bsky.social · 12/07/2026www.rogue.site/editorials/f...rogue.siteWelcome to the Because Fuck You, That’s Why economyMoney makes the best earplugs 000
Cicero @unknown-quantity.bsky.social · 09/07/2026AC was fun. This horsey got to bottom a bunch. 💦 0100
Cicero @unknown-quantity.bsky.social · 09/07/2026I need to learn how to cook something. So many of my furry friends make amazing food and I’m psyched when I don’t fuck up the boxed macaroni & cheese. I wanna start with one thing. Just learn how to cook one thing really well. What should I start with? What’s the niche I should fill? 130
Reposted by CiceroJason Koebler @jasonkoebler.bsky.social · 08/07/2026ChatGPT posters and flyers are polluting real life and driving me insane. Please respond to this with the worst ones you've seen irl. I'll post some in the thread www.404media.co/we-are-livin...404media.coWe Are Living in a ‘ChatGPT Flyer Pandemic’"Hey if this is your flyer, I’m not going, I’m not donating, I’m not sharing. Don’t ask me." 2772915873
Reposted by CiceroDog after Barks @dogafterbarks.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Pup play but I just get jealous your petting another dog so I rip up your couch. 1436
Cicero @unknown-quantity.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Stuck in the post-con purgatory of “checked out of the hotel” and “flight is in 3 hours”. 010
Cicero @unknown-quantity.bsky.social · 05/07/2026Every dealers room is like looking for the equine needles in the haystack of foxes and wolves. 100
Reposted by CiceroAudrey Farnsworth @audipenny.bsky.social · 03/07/2026America keeps trying to get me to go to her birthday party and I’m like no girl u need to go to the hospital 85204105088
Cicero @unknown-quantity.bsky.social · 04/07/2026It’s nice to know that even in this timeline in the year 2026, I can still get railed on all fours in the middle of the dance floor in suit. Maybe hope isn’t dead yet. 130
Cicero @unknown-quantity.bsky.social · 03/07/2026Somebody posted in the r/SanJose subreddit that they wanted to be a footstool for people watching WC games and I’m like.. what an odd place to post that. Perhaps they just want to be a platonic footstool? Good luck to ‘em I guess. 000
Reposted by CiceroBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 03/07/2026InfoWars is now live.youtube.comWELCOME TO THE REAL INFOWARSYouTube video by InfoWars 14054921041
Cicero @unknown-quantity.bsky.social · 02/07/2026I wonder what those political and media accounts that follow me think when I post stuff like this? 2203