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@unknown-quantity.bsky.social
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I’m a horse. Also kind of a cat. And a dad. Also a software engineer that lives in San Jose, CA, since 1996. Occasionally NSFW. Always weird.

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Cicero @unknown-quantity.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
War scene with dead-eyed soldier and the caption, “Folsom Street Fair DoorDash guy.”
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Cicero @unknown-quantity.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
My map is kinda weird.
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Cicero @unknown-quantity.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Picture of a soda vending machine with an empty slot for number 404, and the caption:
Friend: “What’s so funny?”
Me: “You wouldn’t understand”
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Cicero @unknown-quantity.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
This was pretty interesting. undertale.jadenthejaded.uk
Survey of virtues where the highest one was Kindness, followed by Patience.
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Cicero @unknown-quantity.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Technically it’s still #FCF for me.
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Cicero @unknown-quantity.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Why yes, I would like to manage some AI engineer asses.
Job posting titled “Full Stack AI Engineer Ass Manager”
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Cicero @unknown-quantity.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli
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Cicero @unknown-quantity.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Yeah I agree. Getting a little too obvious.
A jar of workout supplement powder with a red and blue image of a deer and the title “Woke AF”.
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Cicero @unknown-quantity.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Developer humor.
Cartoon showing “Museum of Meaningless Metrics” with exhibits for Lines of Code, Story Points, Pull Requests, and a new one for Tokens Spent.
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Cicero @unknown-quantity.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Oof.
Cartoon showing a burning forest with a Canadian flag on one side of a border, and a burning dumpster with an American flag on the other side.
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Cicero @unknown-quantity.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
AC was fun. This horsey got to bottom a bunch. 💦
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Cicero @unknown-quantity.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
mrrROWWwr
Sabretooth tiger fursuit head shot. Sabretooth tiger fursuit head shot.
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Cicero @unknown-quantity.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
I wonder what those political and media accounts that follow me think when I post stuff like this?
Person in a feline fursuit showing off their junk.
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Cicero @unknown-quantity.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Who am I gonna see at AC?
Mostly naked black and green sabretooth male furry.
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Cicero @unknown-quantity.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
LOL
Two code examples, one is a simple function captioned as “coding in 2022”, another is a much more complex AI-based function doing the same thing as the simple one and captioned with “coding in 2027”. Is
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Cicero @unknown-quantity.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Backyard cactus blooming like crazy!
Barrel cactus in a pot with 4 large white blooms growing upwards.
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Cicero @unknown-quantity.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Called out by a mattress tag.
Mattress tag that says “TOP/BOTTOM”.
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Cicero @unknown-quantity.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Honestly WTF is up with hotel room art?
Picture of a 1700’s military person with a dog head, and a wall of text behind them.
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Cicero @unknown-quantity.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Oh it’s #FCF again?
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Cicero @unknown-quantity.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Guess it’s my turn for this. It’s late so I’ll answer a few anyway to get things rolling.
 NSFWSky 50 questions, 1 like = 1 answer.
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Cicero @unknown-quantity.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Post your favorite Lord of the Rings character. Wrong answers only.
Jeff Goldblum in Thor:Ragnarok.
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Cicero @unknown-quantity.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
My boring ass lunch that I decided needed carefully plated apple slices for some reason.
Plate with a sandwich, chips and apple slices neatly arranged.
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Cicero @unknown-quantity.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Is it too late for #FCF? Courtesy of @makemea.mom.
Person wearing a tiger fursuit head showing off their junk.
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Cicero @unknown-quantity.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Well I’m a sabretooth for now until I can get the horse made. Meow. 😻
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Cicero @unknown-quantity.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
My first fursuit (partial, anyway) is due to arrive Monday and I am super excited!!
Black and green feline fursuit head, tail and paws.
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Cicero @unknown-quantity.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
Not sure how I feel about this.
Container of pre-workout supplement called “Woke AF” with a blue and red gradient-colored deer logo.
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Cicero @unknown-quantity.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
I was a temporary fox! 😮
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Cicero @unknown-quantity.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
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Cicero @unknown-quantity.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
This is my favorite review of Tron:Ares so far.
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Cicero @unknown-quantity.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
What an odd thing to find sitting on the recycle bin at work.
Furry “slippers” with black claws sitting on the edge of a recycle bin.
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Cicero @unknown-quantity.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
Goodbye Vancouver. We’ll miss you, but we’ll be back!
Person on a bicycle next to a marina, with the Vancouver city skyline in the background. Moonlight on English Bay from Vancouver’s West End neighborhood. Person standing amongst many statues of laughing men. The Lion’s Gate bridge in Vancouver, with trees in the foreground.
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Cicero @unknown-quantity.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
It’s the little details that make a city feel very welcoming. #Vancouver
Signs for men’s and women’s washrooms that say “gender diverse people welcome”.
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Cicero @unknown-quantity.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
Had to say goodbye to my cat today. Please send hugs.
Calico cat relaxing.
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Cicero @unknown-quantity.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
Obligatory
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Cicero @unknown-quantity.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
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Cicero @unknown-quantity.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
🤣
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Cicero @unknown-quantity.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
New horse who dis? 🐴
Person wearing a black leather horse mask.
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Cicero @unknown-quantity.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Thanks y’all! @404media.co
Black t-shirt with a pixelated horse and “404 Media” text.
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Cicero @unknown-quantity.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Really digging my hot new avatar from @makemea.mom ! 💜
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Cicero @unknown-quantity.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
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