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Cicero

@unknown-quantity.bsky.social
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I’m a horse. Also kind of a cat. And a dad. Also a software engineer that lives in San Jose, CA, since 1996. Occasionally NSFW. Always weird.

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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
@JFriedhoff

me at 13: wow i can't wait til we have immersive computers everywhere like star trek
me at 30: wow i can't wait until we destroy all computers like in dune
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Cicero @unknown-quantity.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Hell I might fly out cross-country for that!
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Cicero @unknown-quantity.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Mmm gimme those treats!
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Cicero @unknown-quantity.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
War scene with dead-eyed soldier and the caption, “Folsom Street Fair DoorDash guy.”
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Fr Chase 🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁 @kalanthropos.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Cicero @unknown-quantity.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Oh you need some of my foals for sure. 😈
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The major platforms—Facebook, YouTube, and X—are all refusing to show the trailer for the upcoming documentary that eviscerates the ridiculous pest Elon Musk. So I guess we have to do our part to make sure it is seen. www.youtube.com/watch?v=eY_8...
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Musk | Official Trailer | Bleecker Street
YouTube video by Musk
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Cicero @unknown-quantity.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
When people said “abolish the police” I never expected that it would be fucking Texas that actually did it.
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Cicero @unknown-quantity.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Apparently the furry community has higher standards than the FBI now.
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Cicero @unknown-quantity.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Then I can’t wait to meet you at the next one! I was the tall green + black sabretooth in a petsuit.
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Cicero @unknown-quantity.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I don’t think it is. But the kind of people who get on these sites for trolling and attention don’t find it as attractive since blocking actually works here. I’m ok with a smaller population if it means those people won’t be around.
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Cicero @unknown-quantity.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
It certainly was! No idea if we bumped into each other but it was a blast for sure. Great crowd, great environment and lots and lots of naughty stuff.
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Cicero @unknown-quantity.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
🤤
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Cicero @unknown-quantity.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
For sure. Not very Bay-Area-like weather tho. At least the nights are usually cool.
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Cicero @unknown-quantity.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
JFC the AC kicked on at 9am. WTF is this shit I don’t live in Arizona or Florida.
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 09/09/2026
There are three kinds of emails: 1) An email from Temu that says "This Requires Immediate Action Or Face Consequences" 2) An email from your bank saying you have a notice that it sent you an email 3) An email from a doctor's office asking you to sign up to their new portal
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Cicero @unknown-quantity.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Shut Up And Take My Money!
ALT: Shut Up And Take My Money!
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Cicero @unknown-quantity.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
🔥
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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Apparently people are sharing this far and wide on social media, which I think is horrible. This could cripple ICE operations. PLEASE do not share this.
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Cicero @unknown-quantity.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
TIL there are Australian ski resorts.
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Cicero @unknown-quantity.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
The 3 types of Bay Area Tesla drivers: - Zennial techbros in FSD Mad Max mode switching lanes every 5 seconds - middle-aged women with multiple “student driver” stickers on the back of the car driving 5mph below the speed limit in the middle lane - white guys in Cybertrucks with obnoxious wraps
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Cicero @unknown-quantity.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Oh my. 💦💦
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Cicero @unknown-quantity.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
In a world of Google Maps, be a MapQuest.
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Cicero @unknown-quantity.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Oh this was “name 10 bands that you’ve seen live”
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Cicero @unknown-quantity.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
U2 Iron Maiden Metallica Rush The Orb Nine Inch Nails David Bowie Green Day Evanescence Muse
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Cicero @unknown-quantity.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
My map is kinda weird.
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pink jimi photon @pinkjimiphoton.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
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Cicero @unknown-quantity.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Woof!! 🤤
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Cicero @unknown-quantity.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
This is interesting. They’re actually serious about this.
arstechnica.com
New Twitter launches, says Musk's X gave up the name
Judge hasn't ruled on X Corp’s preliminary injunction, but Operation Bluebird plows ahead...
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Cicero @unknown-quantity.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Picture of a soda vending machine with an empty slot for number 404, and the caption:
Friend: “What’s so funny?”
Me: “You wouldn’t understand”
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Cicero @unknown-quantity.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
“Yeah we suck each other’s dicks but we’re not like, in love or anything. That’d be totally gay!”
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Jason Koebler @jasonkoebler.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
This I think is the main difference between AI writing and human writing. AI selects words via pattern matching and random number generators. Ask a human why they chose a certain word or wrote something in a specific way and they can actually tell you
point is, there is no conscious thought or decision-making process happening here, so perhaps watermarked AI text is not all that much more offensive than regular AI text. But to see it laid out in such stark terms by the companies building these machines shows how little they actually care about writing. If you asked me, on the other hand, why I used one word instead of another, I might not be able to tell you exactly why, but I could probably explain to you what I was going for, the style of writing I do, my intended audience, my mood that day, whether my heart was racing or not, where I was, what I was doing, what I did earlier that morning and what I did later that day. Maybe it was a word my third grade teacher used all the time or which I read in an article last week or is an inside joke with my friends or which I have recently become obsessed with or tend to overuse. Why I wrote what I wrote or why I did anything at all is the result of my some mix of human experiences dating back to when I first acquired language as a baby and continuing on to this very moment that I may or may not be able to explain, but which result in a certain style of writing that is mine.
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Cicero @unknown-quantity.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
If you are still on X, get the fuck off already.
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Cicero @unknown-quantity.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Oh fuck yes. 🔥
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Cicero @unknown-quantity.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
November.
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Cicero @unknown-quantity.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
A couple weeks ago I was sick, and I literally couldn’t cum for like a week and a half. Now I seem to be making up for lost time. Horny as fuck and jerking off twice a day since last Friday. I know that’s not impressive to you young ‘uns, but for 55-year-old me, that’s unusual.. and most welcome! 💦
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Cicero @unknown-quantity.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
This was pretty interesting. undertale.jadenthejaded.uk
Survey of virtues where the highest one was Kindness, followed by Patience.
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Cicero @unknown-quantity.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Bummed about the passing of William Orbit. Dude was hugely influential in electronic music. Most people remember him for the Madonna stuff (Ray of Light) but this will always be what I think of when I think of him. RIP brother.
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William Orbit feat. Beth Orton - Water From A Vine Leaf (Official Video)
YouTube video by Abstructure
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Cicero @unknown-quantity.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
😋
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Cicero @unknown-quantity.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Technically it’s still #FCF for me.
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Des @deskitty.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Ngl the second one sounds way more fun.
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Cicero @unknown-quantity.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Ok Live in 🇺🇸 Born in 🇺🇸 Parents 🇺🇸 🇨🇦 Grandparents 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇨🇦 🇨🇦 Been to: (in no real order) 🇨🇦 🇲🇽 🇨🇭 🇷🇴 🇩🇴
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Cicero @unknown-quantity.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Why yes, I would like to manage some AI engineer asses.
Job posting titled “Full Stack AI Engineer Ass Manager”
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Cicero @unknown-quantity.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Non-technical people vibecoding slop reminds me of Mickey Mouse in “The Sorcerer’s Apprentice” in Fantasia.
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Cicero @unknown-quantity.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
This has always been a problem of the left. Too many absolutist single-issue voters who won’t vote for anyone who doesn’t agree with them 100% on it. Then we keep losing elections and nobody gets anything.
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Cicero @unknown-quantity.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli
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Cicero @unknown-quantity.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Yeah I agree. Getting a little too obvious.
A jar of workout supplement powder with a red and blue image of a deer and the title “Woke AF”.
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Cicero @unknown-quantity.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Are you high?
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Cicero @unknown-quantity.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Developer humor.
Cartoon showing “Museum of Meaningless Metrics” with exhibits for Lines of Code, Story Points, Pull Requests, and a new one for Tokens Spent.
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Cicero @unknown-quantity.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Yup, I wanna feel every part.
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