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undertakr

@undertakr.bsky.social
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i don't trust like that

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undertakr @undertakr.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
sometimes when i'm having a bad day i watch a few more 'not like us' reaction videos
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The Onion @theonion.com · 10/08/2026
Become A Member. Get The Paper. membership.theonion.com?campaign=701...
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Join The Onion
Don’t just read the news. Feel it. Be among the first to feel the news.
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 02/04/2026
This is proof that sometimes you never know how good things can get, and even then, they can sometimes get even better. 13/10 for all (TT: matiastapia2409)
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undertakr @undertakr.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
The only political compass memes worth sharing
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undertakr @undertakr.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
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Gremliny Nussboo @emilynussbaum.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Most accurate portrait of modern culture currently available
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Brian Hughes @bmhughes.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
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sam³⁰⁰⁰ @samgavin.com · 20/07/2025
Sorry but personally if a miniature horse woke me up from anesthesia by banging out nonsense on a miniature keyboard it would send me into a liminal space between life and death from which I would never return
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undertakr @undertakr.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
All I see here is top notch ball security, elite contact balance, a willingness to grind out tough yards btwn the tackles, and surprising burst after he finds daylight
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undertakr @undertakr.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
why do those brown cardboard leftover boxes never fucking stay closed like it's your one job, you have tabs, were you born defective
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Jules Suzdaltsev @jules.su · 21/04/2025
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R. Sera @talonbornestudio.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
i am not asking
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
one of the coolest art tidbits I know (I don't know many) is how James Turrell's installations, which use light (both artificial and natural) to transform physical spaces, tie back to his Quaker roots and the idea of one's "Inner Light"—essentially, the Divine within a human soul
The Light Inside by James Turrell. A room with bright blue lights shining on both sides of the wall. In the center a neon blue rectangle with square of softer blue light within.Raethro Pink by James Turrell. A projection of pink light into the corner of a dark room, creating a pink triangle that appears to be a pyramid. It's fucking dope, this guy rocks.Meeting by James Turrell. A warmly lit room with white walls and yellow-orange uplighting. There's a perfect rectangle cut out of the ceiling revealing the evening sky, dark blue with wisps of white clouds.Amrta by James Turrell. A pyramid-like staircase leading to nowhere. In the middle is a person at the top, surrounding my bright purple and pink lights.
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undertakr @undertakr.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
just had my second kid thought for today: to visit earth is audacious
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undertakr @undertakr.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
What's up nerds
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Nappy Dolemite @nappydolemite.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
I heard today was the super bowl of you spitting in my mouth
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undertakr @undertakr.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
“My vision ended. I awoke with a tremendous of optimism and confidence in you and your future. That was my vision; it was of you. I'm so glad to have had this opportunity to share it with you. I wish you nothing but the very best, always.”
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undertakr @undertakr.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
check to see if THE BRUTALIST is playing in your city. you can use google for this, it's ethical. buy tickets if it's not sold out, then arrive early for good seats, then view the film.
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undertakr @undertakr.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
trying to imitate a bot, bsky thinks i'm writing korean, is this racism
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undertakr @undertakr.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
what do you think social media will look like in 20 years? will there be any people involved?
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undertakr @undertakr.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
hey guyzzz i was just followed by Alexandrea, Aexxandrea Alexxiana, Alexxana, Alexandra, and Alex. THey're all hot girls and they ALL have the same cute profile pic! I feel so popular this new app is great
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undertakr @undertakr.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
Sup new followers. Grind Goat will never die, but you will.
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
Sorry, sorry, I’m trying to delete it.
Nancy Reagan 1921-2016
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dillo saint dillo @dillo.media · 18/12/2024
#the #reason #for #the #season
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undertakr @undertakr.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
WE MUST NOT GRIND THE SEED CORN
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undertakr @undertakr.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
erotic mario donos
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undertakr @undertakr.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
hol up
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undertakr @undertakr.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
what if The Fonz was actually depressed?
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kurtis conner @kurtis-conner.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
me when Santa cums down the chimney
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undertakr @undertakr.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
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undertakr @undertakr.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Nostradamus
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Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
when they say you eat with your eyes first this is what they mean
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a close up of a person 's face with a tongue sticking out .
Alt: a close up of a person 's face with a tongue sticking out .
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undertakr @undertakr.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
sports is soap opera for men and my eyelids are taped open
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undertakr @undertakr.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Y’all don’t need therapy
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undertakr @undertakr.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
if there's hell below we're all gonna go AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bzsm...
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[Don't Worry] If There Is a Hell Below, We're All Going to Go
YouTube video by Curtis Mayfield - Topic
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cigs @handle.invalid · 01/12/2024
Blueskyroast.com
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undertakr @undertakr.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Who should the Chicago bears hire as their next head coach, grind goat?
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undertakr @undertakr.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Good morning grind goat. It’s either you or me.
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undertakr @undertakr.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
i'm all for the socialist/communist revolution but please don't take away sports, it's my weakness
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undertakr @undertakr.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Good morning Grind Goat, do you believe in god?”
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undertakr @undertakr.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Crushing my heart to block the one guy liking all my posts because he’s obviously a bot 😭😭😭
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undertakr @undertakr.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Good morning Grind Goat, may your memory be a blessing
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undertakr @undertakr.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
we weren't prepared for the internet
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The Really Dark Truth About Bots
YouTube video by Benn Jordan
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Berry @berry-o-burden.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
I'm going to try something. STARDEW VALLEY STARDEW VALLEY STARDEW VALLEY STARDEW VALLEY STARDEW VALLEY STARDEW VALLEY STARDEW VALLEY STARDEW VALLEY STARDEW VALLEY STARDEW VALLEY STARDEW VALLEY STARDEW VALLEY STARDEW VALLEY STARDEW VALLEY STARDEW VALLEY STARDEW VALLEY ...did it work?
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