Reposted by YourSupportiveUnclejon rosenberg @jonrosenberg.bsky.social · 01/09/2023If you want to stay relevant with today's young millennials, it's important to speak their language. "Rizz" is a word we hear a lot but what does it *mean*? Rizz means the ability to charm or flirt with someone, and is derived from the name of Muppet Rizzo the Rat, famed for his many sexual partners 401550465
Reposted by YourSupportiveUncleJohn Green @johngreensbluesky.bsky.social · 18/02/2025conclave but it costars the penguins of madagascar. 39110456
Reposted by YourSupportiveUncleAshley Esqueda @ashleyesqueda.com · 10/02/2025Kendrick Lamar deserves to win the very first Nobel Hate Prize 217438807078
Reposted by YourSupportiveUncleAUgetoffmygold @augetoffmygold.bsky.social · 10/02/2025I appreciate that this dominant Eagles first half is leading immediately into a concert by the patron saint of blowout victories 01003
YourSupportiveUncle @unclenoble.bsky.social · 04/02/2025Just sat down to play games and forgot to turn the big light off and fuck why do we even have one 010
YourSupportiveUncle @unclenoble.bsky.social · 26/01/2025Nothing pisses me off more than hiccups. Fuckin get over it I say to myself as I hiccup all over my house. Turns out I'm the worst. 010
Reposted by YourSupportiveUncleForgotten Poets @forgottenpoets.bsky.social · 08/01/2025 —Franz Kafka (1912) 010633
Reposted by YourSupportiveUncleRebekah is Pro-Choice @rebekahwriter.bsky.social · 21/01/2025Take a deep breath. Look around. Find one thing you can do to help someone else. Do it. Take another deep breath. 552226411
Reposted by YourSupportiveUncleDoug @jezmund.bsky.social · 22/01/2025maybe the real skibidi toilet was the gyatts we rizzed along the way 86315
YourSupportiveUncle @unclenoble.bsky.social · 19/01/2025TikTok is being real weird today. Anybody know what's going on? 110
Reposted by YourSupportiveUncleJordan @jordancwierz.bsky.social · 17/01/2025Grackle on a capybara 0574
Reposted by YourSupportiveUncleKelsey Hightower @kelseyhightower.com · 13/01/2025What's the point of being rich if you can't afford to do the right thing. 729272784109
YourSupportiveUncle @unclenoble.bsky.social · 29/12/2024Today I found that I'm at the age where dancing around on the shitter at the WalMart is inevitable cuz they're playing Paramore and Jesus christ they're playing Paramore in the shitter at the WalMart. 000
Reposted by YourSupportiveUncleGod @skeetofgod.bsky.social · 14/12/2024The easily offended deserve to be easily offended. 2276776
YourSupportiveUncle @unclenoble.bsky.social · 08/12/2024Neither of these things are anywhere near my niche, but Timothée Chalamet on GameDay is blowing me up. 000
YourSupportiveUncle @unclenoble.bsky.social · 07/12/2024I've been playing Nine Sols, and it's gorgeous and brutal and so so good so far. I'm only about 45% of the way through it, but it's 10/9 Sols. 000
YourSupportiveUncle @unclenoble.bsky.social · 07/12/2024I'm a regular fuckin nobody but all these newly signed up spoof and spam accounts can go head and follow me freely 000
Reposted by YourSupportiveUncleThe Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 06/12/2024My favorite Christmas song is “What Child is This?” because the title sounds like a person is pissed that someone brought a kid to their party. 24210339673
Reposted by YourSupportiveUncleGod @skeetofgod.bsky.social · 06/12/2024Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer had a very shiny nose. Other signs of his alcoholism included dizziness and chronic reckless behavior. 445202431700
YourSupportiveUncle @unclenoble.bsky.social · 03/12/2024Can't tell if these nightsweats are from still being sick or my developing addiction to dayquil 000
Reposted by YourSupportiveUncle🎃Nunzerwolf 🐺 🍵🍃 @spookarties.bsky.social · 01/12/2024Robocop is a movie about a guy who gets killed on the job and they still made him go back to work 608446016285
YourSupportiveUncle @unclenoble.bsky.social · 28/11/2024I keep my wallet made of cheese so they know I got that cheddar in my pocket 000
Reposted by YourSupportiveUnclecaptain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 27/11/2024my favorite Amish cereal is Raisin' Barn 2069273
Reposted by YourSupportiveUncle🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 28/11/2024wokeness, like all political ideologies, is stored in the balls 35111
YourSupportiveUncle @unclenoble.bsky.social · 25/11/2024Wonder if I can train the buzzards above my house to go to the dollar store and buy me a pack of Pall Malls 000
YourSupportiveUncle @unclenoble.bsky.social · 22/11/2024Pete and Bas release their debut album AND Kendrick sneaky drops a fresh pot of bangers. What a fuckin day huh? 000
