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Simon Rhoades

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Player of games. Enjoys refreshment. Taller than you'd expect.

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Simon Rhoades @umlungu.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
www.theguardian.com/commentisfre... Incredible. You allow your country to be used as a base to bomb schools in a country, then whine about hostility from that country's illiberal regime. Why are they so hostile? It's a mystery. I guess we'll never know. They probably just hate us for our freedoms.
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Not since 9/11 has the UK faced such a security crisis – and threat to our liberal principles | Gaby Hinsliff
The combination of Iranian, Russian and Chinese aggression is deeply worrying: just how much more concerned about security should the country be?, asks Guardian columnist Gaby Hinsliff
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Andrea Pitzer @andreapitzer.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
You just know that Bari Weiss still thinks she's doing a good job. She's transparently been a shill for power from her college days. Everyone who ever hired her is responsible for what's happened to CBS News.
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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Hello doctor, I think I have hauntavirus and my blood is full of hemogoblins
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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Judge: how do you plead? Guy: well usually to my wife Judge: haha I feel ya brother, bailiff please fist-bump the defendant
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
I don't know who needs to hear this, but an economy controlled by a handful of oligarchs isn't a "free market."
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Simon Rhoades @umlungu.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Just watched the final episode of S2 of The Night Manager and had the rug snatched from under my feet. They're not telling a story, they're looking to maximise a revenue stream. String the rubes along for another season. Fuck them. I'm out. Glad I pirated it, otherwise would be livid.
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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com · 15/02/2026
it’s a shame that donald trump wasn’t this passionate about checking ids back when he was partying with jeffrey epstein
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Missing The Point @missingthept.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Just think about the amazing Epstein scoops the new CBS Evening News contributors will have just by interviewing each other.
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Simon Rhoades @umlungu.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
If only they would. It may well be true she would have better than Tr*mp, but it's also true that legions of people would have been better than her. The Democratic leadership made sure none of them could challenge her. She was an anointed candidate, not an elected one.
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
and as everyone knows, if you kicked a car, it justifies your street execution by death squads
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Amazon just announced another round of 16,000 layoffs, months after it laid off 14,000 workers. Reminder that Amazon CEO Andy Jassy raked in over $40M in 2024. And Amazon is spending at least $75 million producing and promoting the Melania documentary. The system is rigged.
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Opinion | Liberals continue to show their intolerance by boycotting Tesla just because its founder promotes white genocide conspiracy theories and funds a neo-Nazi party in Europe. Here's why I still won't drink a Bud Light.
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Opinion | Trump has pardoned hundreds of violent felons and has literal murderers working under him. But Bill Clinton pardoned corrupt financier Marc Rich at the end of his term. The Democratic pot mustn’t call the Republican kettle black.
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bacon popsicle 🧴 @gupton68.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Dogs are cool. Cats are cool. People who think that you can’t love both equally therefore are 50% less happy than they could be. It’s just mathematics.
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southpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
More than a week before his crucifixion by Roman law enforcement, Jesus of Nazareth infuriated other authorities as he overturned vendor tables at the temple farmers market and cursed at an innocent fig tree causing it to wither, according to newly unearthed videos. Watch here.
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Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
mamdani has been mayor of nyc for 29 days and has yet to institute sharia law or full communism. already a failure.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Thank God there were people filming. This administration would have said Alex Pretti pulled a handgun, a package of fentanyl, and a signed copy of the Communist Manifesto if they could.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
ICE isn't law enforcement without training; ICE is white nationalism with guns.
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Simon Rhoades @umlungu.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
Loving the way the Grauniad calls it a military build-up BETWEEN the US and Venezuela. Yeah dudes, ol' Venezuela's really ramping up the hostility here. Quite sad what the Guardian has become. @theguardian.com www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
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Pentagon’s largest warship enters Latin American waters as US tensions with Venezuela rise
USS Gerald R Ford’s arrival marks the largest US military presence in the region since the invasion of Panama in 1989
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Simon Rhoades @umlungu.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
No it bloody couldn't. The last time someone went to voicemail was 2009.
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Simon Rhoades @umlungu.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
It was ever thus. Sleepwalking to destruction, because the circus is so very, very entertaining.
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
I need someone to explain to me how Barack Obama is more African than zohran mamdani without the insinuation that skin tone belongs to specific continents
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Simon Rhoades @umlungu.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
Very very cool indeed
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Simon Rhoades @umlungu.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Of course warmonger Hilary doesn't mention his calls to stop the genocide in Gaza. Always remember that Hilary approves of violence towards brown people she doesn't like.
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Nicholas Guyatt @nicholasguyatt.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
The dollar crashing is great news for all of us Brits who've found the US unaffordable since Brexit, except when we try to visit we're going to be turned away at the border because we liked a tweet saying slavery was bad
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Simon Rhoades @umlungu.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
This is just glorious. Bravo!!
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Debbie Northway 🇦🇺🦘🐨 @debbienorthway.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Just Do It #auspol #Politics #Tariffs #Australia
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Senator Bernie Sanders @sanders.senate.gov · 03/04/2025
It has now been 30 days with NO humanitarian aid getting into Gaza. No food, no water, no medicine, no fuel. That is barbaric. The U.S. must end our complicity in these atrocities.
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Simon Rhoades @umlungu.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
Capetonian here. A more to the point Afrikaans phrase would be 'ons is bly daai poes nie meer hier woon nie', at least from my perspective.
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Simon Rhoades @umlungu.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
www.theguardian.com/science/2024... Apparently boffins are studying anti-matter because they want to understand why the universe isn't 'a simmering, empty void', and honestly I don't know what to think anymore.
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The most dangerous delivery truck? How a lorry-load of antimatter will help solve secrets of universe
Fantastically expensive and hard to handle, the substance holds the key to a holy grail of science. And experts at Cern now know how to transport it
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Simon Rhoades @umlungu.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
True story
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damniel spookradski @self.agency · 04/12/2024
Israel to the ICC: "We are a democracy with an independent judiciary capable of holding our own leaders to account!" Also Israel: "A bill that would give near-total immunity to Members of Knesset from criminal investigations passed a preliminary vote in the Knesset plenum on Wednesday."
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Knesset advances bill giving near-total criminal immunity to Israeli lawmakers
The attorney general’s office wrote in a legal opinion in November that the bill proposal “gives almost decisive weight to the freedom of action of Knesset members."
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damniel spookradski @self.agency · 04/12/2024
When this article was first published, Feiglin was roundly condemned for calling for "genocide" and "ethnic cleansing" in Gaza. Now this exact plan is openly the policy of the government of Israel, but saying so is a "blood libel."
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BladeoftheSun @bladeofthes.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Tommy Robinson sent a letter to himself, he meant to log out and send it from a different account. But he didn't. Don't RT 🤣
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Simon Rhoades @umlungu.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
@yairwallach.bsky.social Simple. Powerful.
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Simon Rhoades @umlungu.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Tragic and evil...both Nelson Mandela and Archbishop Tutu condemned Israeli apartheid and violence as worse than the South African versions, and they knew a thing or two about oppression.
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Judd Legum @juddlegum.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
"We cannot continue to participate in the social network feed of a man who proclaims the death of the media and therefore of journalists... X is a platform that no longer serves the public interest at all, but the special ideological and financial interests of its owner and his political allies"
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European Federation of Journalists to stop posting content on X
The EFJ represents over 295,000 journalists in 44 countries.
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Simon Rhoades @umlungu.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2024... Prediction: If in the next 10 years China finds a way to develop better chips than the west, the US will move heaven and earth to force them to sell them to US companies.
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Chip war ramps up with new US semiconductor restrictions on China
Biden administration broadens limits on Chinese access to advanced microchip technology, with Donald Trump expected to go even further
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Simon Rhoades @umlungu.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
www.theguardian.com/environment/... So one dude threw a stinkbomb onto a whaling ship and another dude who wasn't there is on the hook for 15 years in a Japanese jail. Ladies and gentlemen, the international rules-based order at work.
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Anti-whaling activist to learn if he will be extradited to Japan within 14 days
Paul Watson, an early Greenpeace member, says his imprisonment in Greenland is a ‘political case’
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Dr Julia Grace Patterson @jujuliagrace.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Hello!! If you oppose NHS privatisation please could you repost this and follow me? I need to know who to follow next (it’ll be you!) 💙🌟💙🌟
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Simon Rhoades @umlungu.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
www.theguardian.com/business/202... The difference between Trump and previous US presidents is he also talks like a mafia boss. The others delivered precisely the same threats but were a little more coded in their messaging.
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Trump threat of 100% tariffs against Brics nations raises trade war fears
US president-elect threatens retaliation if emerging economies create new currency to rival US dollar
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Simon Rhoades @umlungu.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
www.theguardian.com/world/2024/d... Assad may well be a murderous thug, but it's just amazing that the Guardian can do a whole explainer on the situation without mentioning the US illegally building bases and occupying Syrian territory for the last 10 years
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Assault on Aleppo: who are the Syrian rebels HTS and why are they advancing?
The fast-moving offensive began on Wednesday, surprising forces loyal to Bashar al-Assad and his allies
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John Cusack @johncusack.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
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manwhohasitall @manwhohasitall.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Is it contradictory to find a male judge physically attractive and also actually listen to what he has to say?
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Yanis Varoufakis @yanisvaroufakis.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
But of course: If Israel has murdered you, you must have been Hamas. Axiomatically. The epitome of the licence to kill that any genocide worth its name cannot do without. www.theguardian.com/world/2024/n...
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Israel kills charity worker in Gaza saying he was Hamas militant
Palestinian news agency reports that three employees of World Central Kitchen were killed in Israeli strike on vehicle in Khan Younis
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Simon Rhoades @umlungu.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
www.theguardian.com/law/2024/nov... In the international rules-based order, the rules are for other people.
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Former ICC chief prosecutor says she faced threats and ‘thug-style tactics’
Fatou Bensouda says she and her family were subjected to ‘direct threats’ while working on the most sensitive cases
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Simon Rhoades @umlungu.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Beautifully put.
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