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Satirizing the patriarchy since 2015. New book Flipping Patriarchy out now! linktr.ee/manwhohasitall

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manwhohasitall @manwhohasitall.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Fair enough Angela, different strokes for different folks.
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manwhohasitall @manwhohasitall.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
This is one of my most important posts. If only more people realised this, the world would be a better place.
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manwhohasitall @manwhohasitall.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Thanks for being honest Alison.
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manwhohasitall @manwhohasitall.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Thanks Donna but men bring something different to the table. Their natural ability to think with their emotions and intuition is valuable.
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manwhohasitall @manwhohasitall.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Not sure why you would want to be an MP at the same time as having a new baby. Sounds like you need to see a doctor Jenson.
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manwhohasitall @manwhohasitall.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Thank you Jessica, I hope males, especially the young ones, are paying attention!
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manwhohasitall @manwhohasitall.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Erm... I'm not sure about this Lucy. What about his jokes? Men can be funny too you know!
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manwhohasitall @manwhohasitall.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Please be kind.
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manwhohasitall @manwhohasitall.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Posting this again because some of you say the photo didn't upload. I can see it from my end. I hope it's not because he's an older man that you can't see him. Look again please.
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manwhohasitall @manwhohasitall.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
A good point Rachel and I'm sure most people would agree with you. This is about the product, not about whether males have created it.
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manwhohasitall @manwhohasitall.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Hilarious!
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manwhohasitall @manwhohasitall.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Clue: he's not a nurse or care assistant.
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manwhohasitall @manwhohasitall.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Be honest
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manwhohasitall @manwhohasitall.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Clue: he's not a carer or a secretary.
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manwhohasitall @manwhohasitall.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
As a man, why do you want to keep your last name? What does that do for you?
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manwhohasitall @manwhohasitall.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Sounds interesting!
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manwhohasitall @manwhohasitall.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Erm.. I'm getting complaints about this event from a vocal minority of men who think men themselves should be represented on the panel. Unfortunately I can't find any male experts. What should I do?
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manwhohasitall @manwhohasitall.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Please be kind.
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manwhohasitall @manwhohasitall.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Turn that frown upside down!
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manwhohasitall @manwhohasitall.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
What do you think?
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manwhohasitall @manwhohasitall.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
The best piece of advice I got from an older man.
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manwhohasitall @manwhohasitall.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Thanks for being honest Laura.
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manwhohasitall @manwhohasitall.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
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Hello everyone, and welcome!
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manwhohasitall @manwhohasitall.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
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manwhohasitall @manwhohasitall.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Happy Father's Day!
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manwhohasitall @manwhohasitall.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Eleven years of bringing down the patriarchy, one lolz at a time. A woman would have charged for content as good as this years ago. If you’d like to support it — buymeacoffee.com/manwhohasitall And if you can’t, just keep enjoying the posts. That matters just as much.
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manwhohasitall is Satirizing the patriarchy
I've been writing manwhohasitall for eleven years – with no sponsorship, ads, paywalls or other costs for readers and fans. And I want to keep it that way with everyone able to contribute in the comme
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manwhohasitall @manwhohasitall.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
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manwhohasitall @manwhohasitall.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
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manwhohasitall @manwhohasitall.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
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callthistea.bsky.social @callthistea.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Oh this gives me the perfect excuse to share this from @manwhohasitall.bsky.social Flipping Patriarchy book
Extract from Flipping Patriarchy's Clitionary by manwhohasitall: The Clitionary Welcome to the Clitionary. Or, if you prefer, the Oxford English Clitionary. The Clitionary is not subordinate to the Dick-tionary. Nor is it an afterthought or a mystery. It is a challenge to and a spoof of traditional dictionaries. It holds up a mirror to the bias and sexism hiding in the English language. It is stimulation for the feminist mind.Extract from Flipping Patriarchy's Clitionary by manwhohasitall:

swollen (adjective) - bigger than is nor-mal. 'His swollen testicles were ample, calling out for her touch'
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talking (verb) - forming words out loud with your mouth. 'Just as she thought they were about to have sex, he started talking again!'
tea gentleman (noun) - a man paid to serve tea in a professional environ-ment. 'The only people involved in the sport were women - apart from the tea gentlemen?
testerical (adjective) - driven by emotion emanating from the testicles.
'Boris became testerical and began yelling'
testiculate (verb) - to use your hands to indicate what you mean, often with exaggerated gestures. 'Donald testicu-lates to the gallery frantically in an emotional manner’
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manwhohasitall @manwhohasitall.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
This account is eleven years old. Still free. Still daily. Still bringing down the patriarchy, one lolz at a time. You can buy me a coffee for £3 to show your appreciation, And if you can’t afford it, please don’t. Just keep enjoying the posts. buymeacoffee.com/manwhohasitall
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manwhohasitall is Satirizing the patriarchy
I've been writing manwhohasitall for eleven years – with no sponsorship, ads, paywalls or other costs for readers and fans. And I want to keep it that way with everyone able to contribute in the comme
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manwhohasitall @manwhohasitall.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
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manwhohasitall @manwhohasitall.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
A challenge to any women who follow me: name a man you admire and why. He can not be related to you or be someone you are romantically involved with.
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manwhohasitall @manwhohasitall.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
A challenge to any women who follow me: name a man you admire and why. He can not be related to you or be someone you are romantically involved with.
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manwhohasitall @manwhohasitall.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
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manwhohasitall @manwhohasitall.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Anyone?
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manwhohasitall @manwhohasitall.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
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manwhohasitall @manwhohasitall.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
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manwhohasitall @manwhohasitall.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
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manwhohasitall @manwhohasitall.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
I've been churning out these memes for a decade on social media with no sponsorship or costs to readers and fans. I don't like having to ask, but if you like my work and can afford to buy me a coffee, would you consider it? Thank you! buymeacoffee.com/manwhohasitall
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manwhohasitall is Satirizing the patriarchy
I've been writing manwhohasitall for nearly a decade – with no sponsorship, ads, paywalls or other costs for readers and fans. And I want to keep it that way with everyone able to contribute in the co
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manwhohasitall @manwhohasitall.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Harder than you think.
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manwhohasitall @manwhohasitall.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
She needs 4, tops.
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manwhohasitall @manwhohasitall.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Order my new book for delivery tomorrow! Only 16 copies left! Told through fictionalised scenarios and wider cultural analysis, this is a feminist handbook that will arm you against the patriarchy. www.amazon.co.uk/Flipping-Patriarch…
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Amazon - Flipping Patriarchy: Imagining a gender-swapped world
Flipping Patriarchy: Imagining a gender-swapped world by Man Who Has It All
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manwhohasitall @manwhohasitall.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Have your say
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manwhohasitall @manwhohasitall.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Have your say
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manwhohasitall @manwhohasitall.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
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manwhohasitall @manwhohasitall.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Who is Europe's most insufferable boyboss?
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manwhohasitall @manwhohasitall.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
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manwhohasitall @manwhohasitall.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
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manwhohasitall @manwhohasitall.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
I've been churning out these memes for a decade on social media with no sponsorship or costs to readers and fans. I don't like having to ask, but if you like my work and can afford to buy me a coffee, would you consider it? Thank you! buymeacoffee.com/manwhohasitall
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