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Pro sex workers Anti mosquito Liker of cheese Englishman in Los Angeles

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In Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
BREAKING NEWS: Otter has a nice relaxing day.
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Roger @uglyduckling71.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
What are you trying to tell me Amazon???
Screen shot from Prime video suggesting the “Melania” movie because I had previously watched the movie “Crime 101”!
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In Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
After being banned from the pub YET AGAIN, Steve will be attending tonight in disguise. He's still trying to work out which one is best.
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Dumb Beezie @dumbbeezie.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
It must be horrifying to experience sudden violence in a place where you should feel safe. Like kids at school
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Lyse @lyse.myatproto.social · 26/04/2026
There have been almost 150 mass shootings in the US just this year alone. Students, employees, and general public are expected to shake it off and act like everything is fine. I’m not going to wring my hands over a room of sycophants getting the same treatment.
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In Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Titanic, but with otters.
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In Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
These three are clearly up to shenanigans. I can tell. I know what to look for.
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Roger @uglyduckling71.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Forget your #wwe or #aew, this is real wrestling! youtu.be/9sDBd6-SGo4?...
youtu.be
1981 BIG DADDY VS GIANT HAYSTACKS (BRITISH WRESTLING) HQ
YouTube video by RICHARD TAIWO (TICE123)
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Roger @uglyduckling71.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
On Wednesdays we eat cheese!
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Roger @uglyduckling71.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
@amandabf.bsky.social, look at this & tell me that Darby Allin is not the love child of Sting & Rutger Hauer!
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karanormal activity 💜 @deadontheoutside.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
trucks need big rest stops rest because 18-wheelers are very tired
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karanormal activity 💜 @deadontheoutside.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
what's a farmer's #1 way to get a lady's attention a tractor
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Just Call Me Amanda🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛ @amandabf.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
What doesn't kill you requires a co-pay.
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Roger @uglyduckling71.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Dagnabbit!
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Milo Ramone 🐸 🌮 @miloramone.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Gas up a song: Don’t Go Sniffin’ My Fart — Kinky D & Elton’s John
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Roger @uglyduckling71.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Gas up a song: My Fart Will Go On
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Roger @uglyduckling71.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Gas up a song: What Becomes Of The Brokenfarted?
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Roger @uglyduckling71.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Gas up a song: Unbreak My Fart
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Roger @uglyduckling71.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
On Tuesdays we eat cheese!
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In Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Today Steve is mainly shocked he has a tail. He hasn't got much else to do today, so he has time for this kind of thing.
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In Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Why does this keep happening!? It's simply not acceptable.
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Queen RanDumb @invisihole.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
People that keep it light might be doing so for their mental or emotional well-being. It doesn't mean they don't care about the way shit is. Not every post has to be a battle cry. Unclench those buttcheeks every so often.
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Roger @uglyduckling71.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Damn I want a kebab now lol
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 13/04/2026
You can't fool me, that's Flea from Red Hot Chili Peppers
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In Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
It’s been an eventful day. Steve has seized Rome. He’s not sure how, or what to do next.
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In Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Steve, the great _shenanigator_...
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Roger @uglyduckling71.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Current mood: youtu.be/U5HAEzEk8QM?...
youtu.be
Rammstein: Paris - Du Hast (Official Video)
YouTube video by Rammstein Official
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Roger @uglyduckling71.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Hell is 1000 wind chimes!
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Just Call Me Amanda🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛ @amandabf.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
I admire the dedication to the bit, but why trot out fancy fonts for social media posts? It's like choosing to write in cursive in the bathroom stall of a Taco Bell as your colon convulses with the death throes of a chalupa. A bit much for the moment is what I'm saying.
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In Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Small water sausage committing finger shenanigans!
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THE FAR SIDE DAILY @bot.cowtools.org · 07/04/2026
Anatidaephobia: the fear that somewhere, somehow, a duck is watching you.
Anatidaephobia: the fear that somewhere, somehow, a duck is watching you.
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The Real Kim Shady @kimmysunshine.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
I turn on uk or au news bc I prefer to hear shitty information with an accent
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Roger @uglyduckling71.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Because it IS an Easter movie!
Movie poster of “Monty Python’s Life of Brian”
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Roger @uglyduckling71.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
I like cheese, It’s good for your knees, They eat it in Belize, Cheese.
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Roger @uglyduckling71.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Can I just have a permanent nap?
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Roger @uglyduckling71.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Bollocks!
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Roger @uglyduckling71.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Today has been a shitty day in a shitty month in a shitty year in a shitty decade in a……. You get the point
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Roger @uglyduckling71.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
I am more concerned that Moon ICE (MICE) arrests them & deports them to Jupiter!
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TheSpookioPhi 🎃 @thesociophi.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Is it just me, or is anyone else kinda nervous that they’ll accidentally blow up the moon while they’re up there?
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Roger @uglyduckling71.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
The night was moist…..
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 31/03/2026
Some thoughts about writing stuff, in no particular order (this might be a long-ish thread): 1. When Old Man's War came out (2005), lots of people read it and assumed I was conservative, because of its subject matter, and sub-genre, me being a white dude from Ohio, and other various factors.
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Roger @uglyduckling71.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
How much cheese would a cheesechuck cheese if a cheesechuck could cheese cheese?
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In Otter News @in-otter-news.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Don't make me choose!
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