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godless dustbin 👻 @godfrey.work · 29/09/2026
BREAKING: Jeremy Kalicum and Eris Nyx's charges are being thrown out. she said they did a public service "at considerable personal cost."
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COPE: The Coalition of Progressive Electors @copevancouver.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
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5 of 6. Red text on a grey background which reads:

"So, as I leave the mayoral race I want to say:

To Vancouver, you are worth fighting for. And City Hall is your house. Do not vote for anyone who would disrespect you or take you for granted in your house. Send ABC a message that their politics of division and selling out to the super rich are done. 

To my fellow candidates, and the COPE staff, volunteers, and membership, thank you for the trust you put in me to carry our message to the city. For your dedication to a better world, and for showing up everyday challenging yourselves and all of us to dream of a better future for our city. Despite all the things, I have never served alongside a better group of people anywhere. We’re in this now, I’m not going anywhere, we still got this ‘cuz we got each other. 

To my friends and supporters, my family, my husband… thank you for being there with your calls, texts, donations, hugs, so many hugs… and showing up when I didn’t expect you but absolutely needed you. Doing this work was only possible because of your love and care."

COPE logo on the bottom. 6 of 6. Red text on a grey background which reads:

"To our ancestors, all those who came before us and fought for us to have the freedoms we have now, freedoms you never saw, thank you for what you sacrificed and for dreaming of a better world for us.  

To the future generations, we won’t let you down. We will stop climate change, eliminate poverty and homelessness, and make love and compassion the foundation of the structures that govern our lives.  

In solidarity, and dedication to an affordable and just city and for a better world, I offer my sincere appreciation and love. 


Stephanie Allen"

COPE logo at the bottom.
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COPE: The Coalition of Progressive Electors @copevancouver.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
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"By stepping aside, we are showing to the people of Vancouver that we have heard you, that we will put you first, and that our commitment is to the long haul. Our movement will keep going, we will never give up the fight for a free and just society grounded in principles of care and community over greed and inequality.    

Vancouver, we are here to do the right thing for you and we will keep doing the right thing. Getting a progressive majority on Council will have a direct positive material impact on the lives of people in our city. 

And while we do that vital harm reduction through our existing electoral systems, we will stay relentless in dreaming up replacement systems. Ones that are restorative of people and planet, not extractive and exploitative. Ones that value life over profit, care over consumption, and healing over abuse and punishment. 

The super-rich are planning our extinction. It's obvious now. They don’t care about us, about the future generations to come, the climate, wildlife and natural habitat. All they see are ways to squeeze humanity and nature for the sake of piling more billions into their vaults."

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"You take care of your neighbours. It's been an honour to speak to so many people over these last months who understand the threat facing our city, and our world. You have shared with me your stories, your frustrations, and your dreams of better.  

Local shopkeepers, non-profit leaders, co-op housing members, people working in the gig economy, those who have and are being displaced from homes they love, advocates and organizers. YOU are the ones with the solutions.

You have done the work to get food to the households that need it, help people recover from addictions and get the therapeutic support they need.

You are the ones who put in all the work to develop affordable homes, protect women and children fleeing violence, and care for seniors on low incomes. You make sure kids are protected from the cruelty in our society. 

You also make this city cool with your dedication to the arts and culture scene in this city, with comedy festivals, activating parks and event venues with live music, theatre, and visual arts productions. 

It is we, the people, who have the power. We always have, and we always will."

COPE logo at the bottom.
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COPE: The Coalition of Progressive Electors @copevancouver.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
A message from Stephanie Allen. (1/3)
1 of 6. Red text on a grey background which reads:

"A message from Stephanie Allen.

Today, for the good of all people living in Vancouver, we have decided as a team to withdraw my candidacy for Mayor of Vancouver. 

This decision isn't about me or about COPE. 

It's about the people of Vancouver. And the people need us to defeat this right-wing government and reduce the harm being done by the sociopathic system we’re up against. 

So while I am announcing the end of my campaign for Mayor, I am also recommitting to our common fight for Vancouver. 

Ken Sim and ABC must be evicted on October 17th. 

That's why I am strongly encouraging the other mayoral candidates in the race to also do the right thing, show integrity, and narrow the mayoral field to the person best positioned to evict Ken Sim."

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"It has been the privilege of a lifetime to stand as the mayoral candidate for COPE, a party with the deepest history of fighting the power of the super rich and showing up for the poor and working class people in our city. 

COPE is a party dedicated to telling the truth. We are a diverse cohort of shared purpose. We have the lived experience, academic accomplishments, systemic analysis, and practical knowledge to examine the problems facing our city at the root cause level and to craft policies that will create lasting solutions. 

But just as importantly, we at COPE have the love to care about the struggles that families, seniors, youth, working people and ALL those who have been pushed to the margins are going through, and we can see how much worse it’s getting for everyone.

We will not put our egos ahead of doing the right thing for Vancouver. We know that it is mission critical to have one mayor on the progressive side and that it has to be the person best positioned at this critical hour, to win the election. 

We need a majority progressive Council, School Board, and Park Board to undo the damage done by this bad mayor and the bad mayors that came before him. "

COPE logo at the bottom.
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COPE: The Coalition of Progressive Electors @copevancouver.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
“People know this is a city that’s being run for the super-rich. We can all feel that the system is rigged." @stephanieformayor.bsky.social Vancouver doesn't have to be this way. Today @seanorr.bsky.social & Stephanie Allen announced plans for the People's Audit. dailyhive.com/vancouver/co...
dailyhive.com
COPE Vancouver announces ambitious plan to clean up Ken Sim's 'mess' with audit | Daily Hive | Urbanized
"A Vancouver you can afford."
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COPE: The Coalition of Progressive Electors @copevancouver.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Here are the motions Sean has introduced to City Council in the past year.
Sean's Motions
Honouring Trey Helten: Renaming "Ashtrey Alley" - May 21, 2025
Increasing Funding for Vital Community Libraries - May 21, 2025
Declaring Housing as a Human Right - June 4, 2025
(with Pete Fry) 
Closing a Tenant Relocation and Protection Policy Loophole to Protect More Tenants - July 23, 2025
Improving Public Safety by Protecting Supportive Modular Housing - July 23, 2025 
Identifying Progressive Revenues to Protect Public Services - July 23, 2025 
Removing Obstacles Preventing Sustainable Food Systems in Vancouver - Sept 17, 2025 (with Lucy Maloney)Sean's Motions 
Improving the Empty Homes Tax to Curb Speculation - Sept 17, 2025 
Prioritizing Accessibility and Public Participation at City Council - Oct 8, 2025 
Next Stop UBC: A Call to Accelerate the Completion of the Broadway SkyTrain - Oct 8, 2025 (with Lucy Maloney) 
No More Developer Handouts: Requiring the Full Replacement of Waived SRA Conversion Fees - Oct 29, 2025 
Giving Effect to Cooling Rights in a Climate Emergency Through the Standards of Maintenance By-Law - Nov 5, 2025 (with Lucy Maloney) 
Right of First Refusal: Building Pathways to Affordable Non-Market Housing - Nov 26, 2025Sean's Motions 
Supporting a Fare-Free Transit Route Pilot in Vancouver - Dec 10, 2025 
Assessing Motor Vehicle Speeding Risk at Vancouver's Most Dangerous Intersections - Dec 10, 2025 
Blinded by the Light: Improving Public Safety by Looking at Headlight Glare - Jan 21, 2026 
Reducing Business-Generated Organic Waste to Meet Vancouver's Climate Emergency Action Plan Targets - Feb 4, 2026 (with Pete Fry) 
Advancing Democratic Innovation in Vancouver Muncipal Elections to Increase Voter Turnout and Improve Democratic Legitimacy - Feb 4, 2026
ICE Out of the Beautiful Game and Vancouver's World Cup - Feb 25, 2026 (with Pete Fry)Sean's Motions 
Meeting the Moment: FIFA Public Safety and Local Readiness Working Group - Feb 25, 2026 (with Rebecca Bligh)
Recommitting to $10 a Day Childcare - Feb 25, 2026 
Urgent Action to Save Car Free Days March 10, 2026 (with Lucy Maloney)
Advancing the Right to Food and Public Food Infrastructure - March 11, 2026 
Cheap, Easy and Everywhere: Unlocking the Full Potential of Shared Mobility to Reduce Traffic Congestion Across Metro Vancouver - March 11, 2026 (with Lucy Maloney)
Fostering Inclusive and Diverse Democracy Through Harrassment Prevention - April 1, 2026 
Funding Our Services with Taxes on Major Landholders and Investors - April 1, 2026
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COPE: The Coalition of Progressive Electors @copevancouver.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Now imagine what COPE could do with a progressive majority.
In just one year, Sean Orr achieved all of this as a single COPE councillor.

Now imagine what COPE could do with a progressive majority.

votecope.ca
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COPE: The Coalition of Progressive Electors @copevancouver.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
One year of fighting for Vancouver.
FIGHTING FOR PUBLIC SERVICES
Passed a motion to increase funding for cut library hours under ABC
Opposed ABC's "Zero Means Zero" austerity budget that cuts public services to give the rich a tax break
Mobilized over 600 people to speak out against Sim's austerity budget
Moved to tax wealthy landholders and investors to fund public servicesFIGHTING FOR HOUSING 
Passed a motion to declare housing as a human right. (With Pete Fry) 
Passed a motion to close a loophole in the Tenant Relocation and Protection Plan (TRPP) 
Passed a motion to direct staff to create for a by-law that prevents landlords from prohibiting air conditioners (With Lucy Maloney) 
Proposed a Public Land Strategy that would give tenants the right to buy their own buildings
Opposed Mayor Ken Sim's cruel ban on new supportive housing 
Blocked ABC's plan to have the city develop for-profit housing on public landFIGHTING FOR ROAD SAFETY & PUBLIC TRANSIT
Proposed a fare-free transit pilot 
Passed a motion with Lucy Maloney to push the federal government to speed up the extension of SkyTrain to UBC 
Passed a motion to assess speed risk at the most dangerous intersections
Passed a motion against extra-bright American headlights, creating a national conversation in Canada 
Passed a motion with Lucy Maloney to expand bike share and integrate it with TransLink.FIGHTING FOR PEOPLE 
Moved an amendment to have the city audit accessibility for families, to make a strategy to keep people from leaving the city 
Moved to recommit to a public $10/day child care strategy, and stop the erosion of public benefit childcare under ABC 
Moved a motion with Pete Fry to ban ICE agents from being used as U.S. security in Vancouver during FIFA 
Moved a motion to bring Vancouver towards a
ranked ballot for Mayoral elections by 2030 
The only councillor to vote against: a tacky $1 Million 'Vancouver' Sign; retroactively giving VPD millions beyond their budget in 2025; and the 'rental development relief program' that slashed affordable rental requirements.
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COPE: The Coalition of Progressive Electors @copevancouver.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
A year ago today on April 15th, Sean Orr was sworn in. Let's go over some of his achievements in the past year on council 👇
Sean Orr was sworn in one year ago today on April 15, 2025. Here's his first year in review >>
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COPE: The Coalition of Progressive Electors @copevancouver.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
One year ago today, Vancouver, you elected Sean Orr!  The historic by-election win was made possible by hundreds of dedicated volunteers and tens of thousands of you who stood in line for hours to vote.
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sam smart @uglyblender.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Maybe I'd be happier if I posted here more instead of other places. Or maybe I wouldn't be
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COPE: The Coalition of Progressive Electors @copevancouver.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Ken Sim and ABC voted down Councillor Bligh’s motion to reverse the ban on new supportive housing. Housing is a human right and vital for health and wellbeing. As Councillor Orr said: Supportive housing, while not a silver bullet, remains one of the most effective tools we have.
The vote results for Councillor Bligh's motion on reversing the ban on supportive housing, showing ABC councillors voting against it, and Councillors Bligh, Fry, Orr, and Maloney in favour, with Meiszner and Dominato absent.
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COPE: The Coalition of Progressive Electors @copevancouver.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
We stand with trans people in the City of Vancouver and beyond. With visibility must also come protection. Trans rights are human rights.
A blue and pink gradient background with a COPE logo in the top left corner and text reading "March 31st is International Transgender Day of Visibility"
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COPE: The Coalition of Progressive Electors @copevancouver.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Ken Sim and ABC are slashing our services to give a handout to the rich. Sign this CUPE 1004 petition to bring back lifeguards to Vancouver beaches and fight back. ✊ actionnetwork.org/petitions/va...
actionnetwork.org
Bring back lifeguards to Vancouver beaches
Add your name to tell Vancouver City Council that public safety at Vancouver's beaches matters.
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Justin McElroy 🇨🇦 @jmcelroy.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Sean Orr has filed legal action against Vancouver Mayor Ken Sim for saying to media without evidence that Orr was dealing drugs on Christmas Day
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
WOIMS WEDNESDAY
P1- NANCY IS VERY SHOCKED WHEN SLUGGO SHOWS HER HOW HE IS PAID FOR WORKING AT THE BAIT AND TACKLE SHOP

SLUGGO: THEY PAY ME IN
WOIMS

SLUGGO IS HOLDING AN OPEN CAN FILLED WITH WORMS
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sam smart @uglyblender.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
It's a dangerous precedent that Yves Engler is facing any penalty for an email campaign, a very standard tactic that everyone from activists to unions to political parties use. Regardless of your opinions on Engler or the circumstances surrounding this, this outcome is ridiculous
globalgreen.news
Yves Engler Sentenced To Probation & Community Service For Letter Writing Campaign
Montreal-based author and activist Yves Engler has been sentenced to 50 hours of community service and two years of probation following a conviction related to his role in promoting an email petition ...
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sam smart @uglyblender.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
I can't shitpost in these conditions
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Stephanie Smith @spkr118.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Just watched Ken Sim's news conference about the lies he told about Sean Orr (and, via Lenny Zhou, about all non-ABC councillors) We are one press conference and a media availability in, yet no closer to answers or accountability. Sim took three questions and bolted from the mic 🧵
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COPE: The Coalition of Progressive Electors @copevancouver.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
“COPE warned that Ken Sim’s jacked-up permit fees are going to make community events more expensive - or stop them from happening at all. This is the impact of austerity." Save Car Free Days! @lucymaloney.bsky.social @seanorr.bsky.social dailyhive.com/vancouver/va... #vanpoli #CarFreeDays
dailyhive.com
'If ABC agrees': Urgent motion proposes to save Vancouver Car Free Days | Urbanized
In the wake of the revelation that Car Free Days would be cancelled in Vancouver this year, two councillors are hoping to save it.
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Justin McElroy 🇨🇦 @jmcelroy.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Worth noting that on a different website, multiple ABC Vancouver officials follow accounts that post constantly about how Sean Orr is a terrible human being and make all sorts of unproven claims, including one account that creates AI videos of Orr doing all sorts of illegal or evil acts
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COPE: The Coalition of Progressive Electors @copevancouver.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
It’s a good day to join Vancouver’s working class party, because every day is a good day to join COPE.
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COPE: The Coalition of Progressive Electors @copevancouver.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
"As we have consistently maintained, we're prepared to finalize a limiting agreement as well as a non-aggression agreement, and to begin structured discussions on a 'people’s primary' process ... Let’s give people time to consider which candidate is best for the city." www.biv.com/news/economy...
biv.com
OneCity issues ultimatum to COPE, Greens to unite behind one leader
William Azaroff: 'We have seen too much vote splitting in the past, and I think this is an opportunity for progressives to come together, unite behind a single leader and elect a progressive mayor in ...
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Ensembleator @ensembleator.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
Altostratus undulatus #YVR
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sam smart @uglyblender.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Logged on here to see what the Brazilians are saying and I’m not disappointed in the slightest
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Camarada Hidalgo @camaradahidalgo.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
O Brasil vai virar exemplo para o resto do mundo
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SEAN ORR @seanorr.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
Does the mayor understand the meaning of the word politics? Because I’m pretty sure a political party violating policy is inherently political
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sam smart @uglyblender.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
The best way to use bluesky is to open it once a month and close it once you see something that makes you roll your eyes (takes about 1-3 minutes)
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CUPE SCFP @cupescfp.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
CUPE’s National President Mark Hancock – YYZ – August 16th 2025
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sam smart @uglyblender.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
I’m sorry for neglecting bluesky. It will happen again
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sam smart @uglyblender.bsky.social · 04/09/2024
logging on
hunter biden smoking a cigarette
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sam smart @uglyblender.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
What’s going on over here
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sam smart @uglyblender.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
Anora sweep 🙏🤞
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sam smart @uglyblender.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Hello
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sam smart @uglyblender.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Has this happened yet
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sam smart @uglyblender.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Here are 7 things I don't think are real open.substack.com/pub/samsmart...
open.substack.com
7 things that I don't think are real
Plus, the signs as instruments
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sam smart @uglyblender.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Here's the mushroom bourguignon recipe I like to make when it's cold and sad outside and I'm too poor to buy beef www.samsmart.online/p/this-mushr...
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This Mushroom Bourguignon is perfect for a cold November evening and for lunch the next day
For my vegetarians and vegans out there.
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zupa grochowa @grochowa.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
the one true pope
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Julie 💫 @vegananimallover.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
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sam smart @uglyblender.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
The first of many recipes to come on my Substack. Here's an easy, adaptable, and quick pantry-ish pasta I love to make. www.samsmart.online/p/endlessly-...
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Endlessly riffable pantry-ish pasta with sardines
An easy, fast, extremely adaptable lunch or dinner
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sam smart @uglyblender.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
I’m looking for 3.9k of my best friends
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sam smart @uglyblender.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
The Co-star app with my daily “horoscope” on Thursday, reading “Duct tape is your friend.”Red Green holding a roll of duct tape
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sam smart @uglyblender.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Weather-induced hair W
Sam with her chin in her hand sitting stomach down on the couch showing her wavy hair
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Possum Every Hour @possumeveryhour.io · 17/11/2024
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onion person @junlper.beer · 16/11/2024
tim kaine in the membrane
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sam smart @uglyblender.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
New Substack post about personal branding and curation and how much it disgusts me to have to participate in it www.samsmart.online/p/building-a...
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"Building a brand" makes me want to vomit
Is omission lying? Or is omission curation?
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sam smart @uglyblender.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Rejecting the label of "unemployed" and pivoting to saying I'm "in my networking era"
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Official® Joel Cusumano™ @joelcusumano.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
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sam smart @uglyblender.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
The world fears strong Slovenes like Amy Klobuchar and Melania and Žižek
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