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Jamie Bernstein

@uajamie.bsky.social
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chicago, data scientist, public policy girlie, recovering blogger host of the EnterpriseSplaining podcast, a comedy podcast about Star Trek Enterprise (she/her)

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Nagi Viperine @themetalviper.bsky.social · 5h
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EnterpriseSplaining @enterprisesplain.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
In our new episode out today, Maria tells us and guest, science writer @beebrookshire.bsky.social, about the Star Trek ENT episode Similitude where Phlox grows a clone of Trip purely to harvest his brain matter. Ethical dilemmas abound!
Top portion features the EnterpriseSplaining logo with the subheading “A Star Trek Podcast”
Middle portion is an image from the Enterprise episode Similitude showing Close up of Trip and Archer facing each other. They both look annoyed.  with the words “Star Trek Enterprise: Similitude. Below, there’s a section in blue with the white letters saying “Send in the Clones! (feat. Bethany Brookshire)”
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Bethany Brookshire @beebrookshire.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Of course I go on this podcast and I end up with the most ethically fraught (aka LORD NO) episode of Enterprise 😂 This was hilarious and so much fun and I can't wait to listen. And no, I have never watched Enterprise. Until now.
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EnterpriseSplaining @enterprisesplain.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Today is the 25th anniversary of the pilot episode of Enterprise! Happy birthday Enterprise! You’re now officially old enough to rent a shuttle pod!
Photo of the NX-01 shutter from Star Trek enterprise
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EnterpriseSplaining @enterprisesplain.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Our crew and noted vest-expert @stealingfromwizards.com are on a second contact mission this week, revisiting the #StarTrekENT episode North Star (the one that inexplicably takes place in the wild west). This episode was trying to say... something, but what it was trying to say was weird!
Top portion features the EnterpriseSplaining logo with the subheading “A Star Trek Podcast”
Middle portion is an image from the Enterprise episode North Star showing Trip and T'Pol riding a horse with the words “Star Trek Enterprise: North Star. Below, there’s a section in blue with the white letters saying “The Good, The Bad and the Skagly!” Over the image is a stamp saying “SECOND CONTACT”
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Dr. Jey McCreight 🏳️‍⚧️🧬 @jeymccreight.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Reposting because all of my jobs have always come from someone in my network referring me or knowing someone who needs a science communicator 🤞
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amy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 05/08/2026
it's heeeeeere, you may now read my essay about how i achieved the millennial dream of home ownership and immediately lost my mind on nextdoor. thanks to the @oaklandreviewofbooks.org crew for their ongoing support of me being Like This
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How I became the villain of El Cerrito’s Nextdoor
“I had a panic attack. Then I wrote an apology letter.”
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Dante Atkins @danteatkins.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
On second thought I think what they're actually trying to do is create the premium death spiral they've been long predicting but that hasn't actually happened. They're saying not filing a claim is evidence of fraud, which gives them an excuse to kick healthy people off the system and manufacture it.
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donnerparty62.bsky.social @donnerparty62.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Cat safety PSA!
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Jamie Bernstein @uajamie.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The Trump Administration is kicking people off of their health insurance for being too poor. Seriously.
People who earn more than four times the poverty limit - around $64,000 for a single person - are ineligible for subsidies. But people who earn less than the federal poverty limit - around $16,000 a year - are also ineligible because the lawmakers who wrote Obamacare had intended that such people would obtain health insurance through an expansion of Medicaid, before the Supreme Court made Medicaid coverage for this low-income group optional for states.

There is evidence that some such people have enrolled in coverage, either because they innocently overestimated their expected income or because a broker coached them to do so to obtain coverage. The Congressional Budget Office estimates there were around 2.3 million such people in 2025.
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Jamie Bernstein @uajamie.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
1. What exactly is the fraud here if someone is paying for the insurance but not using its benefits? 2. Healthy people paying into health insurance is what keeps the costs low. If you kick them off, costs will rise for everyone still on the insurance.
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Jamie Bernstein @uajamie.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
PSA that lilies are incredibly dangerous to cats. They can get sick from being exposed to just a bit of pollen, even if they don’t go near or touch the lily. If a cat is exposed to a lily, they need immediate medical care, even if they don’t yet have any symptoms.
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Jamie Bernstein @uajamie.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Last year only one band I saw at Riot Fest mentioned “Free Palestine” during their set. This year, many bands I saw did so. It’s clear that the Ed Sheeran situation, rather than scare bands away from mentioning Palestine, has emboldened them to use their platform to speak out about this issue.
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Jamie Bernstein @uajamie.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Random strangers have been stopping me all day at Riot Fest to tell me they love my shirt.
Selfie of the poster at a music festival with a shirt that says C🖖NT
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Abra / Jessica Conwell, Carmella Creeper's Gender Doula🏳️‍⚧️ 🇲🇽🌼 @pairofclaws.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Hetero couples that feel gay.
Kira and Odo from Deep Space Nine
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EnterpriseSplaining @enterprisesplain.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
In today's episode, @mariadsouza.bsky.social and @uajamie.bsky.social along with guests @jsking.bsky.social and @ericlesch.bsky.social talk about everything they got up to at Dragon Con, including the reaction to our decon cosplay, singing Faith of the Heart at karaoke, and so much more.
Top portion features the EnterpriseSplaining logo with the subheading “A Star Trek Podcast”
Middle portion is an image from Dragon Con with Maria, Jamie, and Eric posing with Enterprise cast members Anthony Montgomery, Dominick Keating, and Connor Trinnear. Below, there’s a section in blue with the white letters saying “Away Mission to Dragon Con!”
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Bethany Brookshire @beebrookshire.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
People are using AI to impersonate real science journalists. And one even got PUBLISHED. In Science. www.linkedin.com/posts/caroli...
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Fake Caroline update: The person who was impersonating me managed to get an article published in Science, under my by-line. And they got paid for it! I've seen the pitches (bad), and the email…...
Fake Caroline update: The person who was impersonating me managed to get an article published in Science, under my by-line. And they got paid for it! I've seen the pitches (bad), and the email chai...
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Swara A.S. ☀️🍉🌊🧿 @spiderswarz.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Yes. www.forbes.com/sites/antoni...
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All Ed Sheeran Openers Withdraw In Support Of Macklemore
Sheeran no longer has any supporting acts for the rest of his tour dates.
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Jamie Bernstein @uajamie.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
My sweet Bobbie died unexpectedly today during a routine dental appt. We rescued her three years ago when we found her and her eight siblings and mother living under a shipping container. She loved to cuddle and chase thrown toys and I will miss her so very, very much.
Photo of a grey tortie cat playing with cardboard. Photo of a grey tortie cat sticking her head out of blankets Photo of a grey tortie kittenPhoto of a grey tortie kitten
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Peeved Professor aka Ann Tifa @peevedccprof.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Look, everyone is entitled to celebrate in their own way. Don’t judge.
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Jamie Bernstein @uajamie.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
It’s fucking wild that stadium owners let Kanye perform despite his long history of antisemitism but draw the line at Macklemore saying “Free Palestine.” I’m so tired of being used as a cudgel to defend genocide by people who clearly do not actually give a fuck about Jews.
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EnterpriseSplaining @enterprisesplain.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The best tip for not catching con crud at @dragoncon.org? Make sure to fully decontaminate multiple times per day! Our EnterpriseSplaining crew implemented these measures and not one of us got sick. Coincidence? We think not!
Photo of Maria, Jamie, and Eric wearing blue Star Trek Enterprise underwear with Connor Trinnear, Dominick Keating, and Anthony Montgomery. Photo of Maria, Jamie, and Eric wearing blue Star Trek Enterprise underwear with a person dressed as T’Pol and holding a stuffed Porthos Photo of Maria, Jamie, and Eric wearing blue Star Trek Enterprise underwear
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Jamie Bernstein @uajamie.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I love an em dash, but now every time I use one I’m worried people will think I’m using AI. I also use the “not only x but also y” framing a lot and actually changed something the other day to avoid it. Luckily the rest of my language sounds very un-AI. But still.
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Jamie Bernstein @uajamie.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I cannot believe we have kept this silly little show going for a full 100 episodes!
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Jamie Bernstein @uajamie.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Dragon Con friends: Did you attend some good @dconscitrack.bsky.social panels this weekend? If so, please remember to rate those panels in the app! The track and con takes those ratings seriously and understanding what worked or didn’t can help when planning for 2027.
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Jamie Bernstein @uajamie.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I shared this story last week on The Year in Science: Good News Edition panel at @dragoncon.org and it got a big cheer from the audience when I said the salmon were able to reach their historical breeding grounds for the first time in over 100 years. I loved hearing people cheer for chinook salmon!
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Jamie Bernstein @uajamie.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
A couple women start dressing fashionable and the entire tennis world has a meltdown.
'It's become the Met Gala with racquets," a tennis insider tells Naughty But Nice.
"Everyone wants their viral moment. The players want an entrance, celebrities want camera time, influencers want content - and suddenly tennis feels like the supporting act at its own tournament."

This year, the fashion competition has been almost as fierce as the matches. Naomi Osaka has transformed arriving on court into a fashion event, while Aryna Sabalenka has played wearing 127 carats of gemstones valued at more than $400,000.

But insiders insist this isn't about policing players' wardrobes. It's about what America's Grand Slam wants to become.
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Jamie Bernstein @uajamie.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
While I’ve been at DragonCon we have a cat sitter taking care of our cats and watering our garden, and she has been sending me daily updates as to the state of a sunflower bud as though it were a baby.
Photos of sunflowers with the text “There’s a baby about to be born!!”Photos of sunflowers with the text:
And your sweet sunflowers aren't ready to wind down yet!
The baby is about ready to crawl!Photos of sunflowers with the text:
Sunflowers are very happy as well! Look at that baby! It's all grown up now!
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Engineeringdude @engtechnic.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I wonder if the TSA has ever told somebody put anything back into their pockets
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Jamie Bernstein @uajamie.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Heading home from @dragoncon.org and just had this interaction at the airport security line. TSA Agent: Have you removed everything from your pockets? Me: Not yet. Forgot the teeth.
Photo of a hand holding two silicone teeth.
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Jamie Bernstein @uajamie.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Heading home from @dragoncon.org and just had this interaction at the airport security line. TSA Agent: Have you removed everything from your pockets? Me: Not yet. Forgot the teeth.
Photo of a hand holding two silicone teeth.
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Jamie Bernstein @uajamie.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
While I’ve been at DragonCon we have a cat sitter taking care of our cats and watering our garden, and she has been sending me daily updates as to the state of a sunflower bud as though it were a baby.
Photos of sunflowers with the text “There’s a baby about to be born!!”Photos of sunflowers with the text:
And your sweet sunflowers aren't ready to wind down yet!
The baby is about ready to crawl!Photos of sunflowers with the text:
Sunflowers are very happy as well! Look at that baby! It's all grown up now!
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Jamie Bernstein @uajamie.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Favorite moments: - When we think the song is over after the first chorus then realize it has a second verse - when it gets to the bridge and we all stop singing and look around in confusion - 3:30 sec in when the chorus starts again and @jsking.bsky.social checks his watch
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Jamie Bernstein @uajamie.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
“Oscar-winning” is a debatable statement - signed Jamie Bernstein, the world’s leading expert in Diane Warren
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Jamie Bernstein @uajamie.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Woke up this morning and slowly everything from last night started to come back to me…
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EnterpriseSplaining @enterprisesplain.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
If ya’ll aren’t at the Hilton bar at DragonCon right now, then please assess your life choices because you just missed our EnterpriseSplaining crew leading a very rowdy rendition of Faith of the Heart at karaoke.
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Jamie Bernstein @uajamie.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I’m currently live-posting a scicomm panel on the DragonCon Science track!
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Jamie Bernstein @uajamie.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I’m wearing my Enterprise uniform today at DragonCon and I was just standing around chatting with someone and a person grabbed my arm to get my attention. I turned around and a guy said “I love your uniform!” then ran off. As I watched him leave, my brain processed that it was Anthony Montgomery.
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Jamie Bernstein @uajamie.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I’m live posting a panel about the science of Project Hail Mary from the dragoncon science track account starting right now!
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Jamie Bernstein @uajamie.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
And some people think science is boring. They clearly haven’t ever met a panel of scientists explaining scientifically how to fuck a gelatinous cube.
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Jamie Bernstein @uajamie.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Important to note that unlike the actual underwear on Star Trek, ours are not flame retardant. I made them with synthetic fibers. Seriously, please do not put a flame near this underwear.
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Jamie Bernstein @uajamie.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Important to note that unlike the actual underwear on Star Trek, ours are not flame retardant. I made them with synthetic fibers. Seriously, please do not put a flame near this underwear.
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Jamie Bernstein @uajamie.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I am live posting the D&D Monstererotica panel from the DeagonCon Science Track acct, so if you’ve ever wondered if you could bed a beholder (from a science standpoint) or other monster manual monsters, you may want to hop on over to @dconscitrack.bsky.social
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Dragon Con Science Track @dconscitrack.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Speaking of shark teeth, it seems like some members of our audience were blessed with some shark teeth. This is why you always say “yes” if someone asks you if you want a tooth.
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Jamie Bernstein @uajamie.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
TEETH TEETH TEETH TEETH TEETH
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Jamie Bernstein @uajamie.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I am currently live posting the T33TH panel from the DragonCon Science Track account!
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Jamie Bernstein @uajamie.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
More teeth swag!
Photo of two plastic teeth
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Jamie Bernstein @uajamie.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
A woman just walked up to me with a bag and said “would you like a tooth?” She looked so expectant, so I hesitantly responded with a yes and prayed it wasn’t a human tooth. She reached into her bag and handed took out a shark tooth and handed it to me. @dconscitrack.bsky.social
Photo of someone holding a shark tooth at DragonCon
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Jamie Bernstein @uajamie.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
In line for TEETH panel and someone handed me this and told me it was edible.
Photo of a teeth gummy
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