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EnterpriseSplaining @enterprisesplain.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Today is the 25th anniversary of the pilot episode of Enterprise! Happy birthday Enterprise! You’re now officially old enough to rent a shuttle pod!

Photo of the NX-01 shutter from Star Trek enterprise

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EnterpriseSplaining @enterprisesplain.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Today is the 25th anniversary of the pilot episode of Enterprise! Happy birthday Enterprise! You’re now officially old enough to rent a shuttle pod!

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Ryan Consell @stealingfromwizards.com · 24/09/2026

If you want to hear me go off on ahistorical button representation... well you're probably the kind of person who would enjoy this podcast.

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EnterpriseSplaining @enterprisesplain.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Our crew and noted vest-expert @stealingfromwizards.com are on a second contact mission this week, revisiting the #StarTrekENT episode North Star (the one that inexplicably takes place in the wild west). This episode was trying to say... something, but what it was trying to say was weird!

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Maria D’Souza @mariadsouza.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Guys guys guys! Listen to our away mission where we tell you all about the insane stuff that happened at DragonCon! It’s so fun!

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EnterpriseSplaining @enterprisesplain.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

In today's episode, @mariadsouza.bsky.social and @uajamie.bsky.social along with guests @jsking.bsky.social and @ericlesch.bsky.social talk about everything they got up to at Dragon Con, including the reaction to our decon cosplay, singing Faith of the Heart at karaoke, and so much more.

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EnterpriseSplaining @enterprisesplain.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Sorry about the minute of silence at the end of today’s episode! Both of us who typically review the final episode cuts are dealing with personal things this week and weren’t able to review it before it went live. We’ll get it fixed when we can, but it may not happen until tonight.

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EnterpriseSplaining @enterprisesplain.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

The best tip for not catching con crud at @dragoncon.org? Make sure to fully decontaminate multiple times per day! Our EnterpriseSplaining crew implemented these measures and not one of us got sick. Coincidence? We think not!

Photo of Maria, Jamie, and Eric wearing blue Star Trek Enterprise underwear with Connor Trinnear, Dominick Keating, and Anthony Montgomery.

Photo of Maria, Jamie, and Eric wearing blue Star Trek Enterprise underwear with a person dressed as T’Pol and holding a stuffed Porthos

Photo of Maria, Jamie, and Eric wearing blue Star Trek Enterprise underwear

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EnterpriseSplaining @enterprisesplain.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Dominick Keating was wearing a shirt that said “C🖖NT” on it when he took a photo with us. We tried searching for it afterwards but uhhh… do not search for “Star Trek cunt shirt.” Trust us. Luckily you won’t have to because Bill found it for us!

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Jamie Bernstein @ DragonCon @uajamie.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

I cannot believe we have kept this silly little show going for a full 100 episodes!

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Eric Lesch @ericlesch.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Maria's "Stun them all and let god sort 'em out!" needs to be on an Enterprisesplaining mug.

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EnterpriseSplaining @enterprisesplain.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Giddy-up! It’s our 100th episode and to celebrate Bill is telling us about the ENT episode North Star where the Enterprise Crew finds a colony of humans living a rootin’ tootin’ cowboy lifestyle! Plus, we’re joined by @stealingfromwizards.com, author of the Stealing from Wizards series!

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EnterpriseSplaining @enterprisesplain.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

We need @abbymsommer.bsky.social and @shelfnerds.bsky.social to come to DragonCon next year so we can do a @firstflightpod.bsky.social/Enterprisesplaining crossover panel called “Enterprise Ultimate Showdown” where we “debate” (in a fun/friendly way whether ENT deserves its reputation or is the best

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Nicole Gugliucci @noisyastronomer.com · 07/09/2026

Omg y'all posted the whole thing. 😂 A RARE exception to my "I don't do karaoke rule."

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EnterpriseSplaining @enterprisesplain.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Happy Birthday Diane Warren! Our crew celebrated last night by leading the entire Hilton bar at DragonCon in a rowdy karaoke rendition of Faith of the Heart. Please enjoy this very long video where we discovered 30sec in that the full song is over 4min.

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Maria D’Souza @mariadsouza.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Yep. This happened.

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Thad @tyranicus.net · 07/09/2026

Happy Labor Day.

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EnterpriseSplaining @enterprisesplain.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

If ya’ll aren’t at the Hilton bar at DragonCon right now, then please assess your life choices because you just missed our EnterpriseSplaining crew leading a very rowdy rendition of Faith of the Heart at karaoke.

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EnterpriseSplaining @enterprisesplain.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

We ran into our biggest fan, Joe, and he was wearing one of our EnterpriseSplaining shirts in tie dye!

Photo of Jamie and Maria with Joe, who is wearing an EnterpriseSplaining shirt!

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EnterpriseSplaining @enterprisesplain.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Got some Enterprise-themed ribbons from other fans! I particularly love the one that says “Never underestimate the human capacity for self-delusion” which truly should be the motto of both Enterprise and our podcast.

Two ribbons. The first says “Join the crew of the NX-01. Our uniforms have pockets” and the other says “Never underestimate the human capacity for self-delusion”

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Jamie Bernstein @ DragonCon @uajamie.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

I’m wearing my Enterprise uniform today at DragonCon and I was just standing around chatting with someone and a person grabbed my arm to get my attention. I turned around and a guy said “I love your uniform!” then ran off. As I watched him leave, my brain processed that it was Anthony Montgomery.

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Jamie Bernstein @ DragonCon @uajamie.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Anthony Montgomery appeared out of nowhere just to tell me he loves my Enterprise uniform and then dissapeared before I could process what had just happened, as though he were some sort of Star Trek fairy granting fan wishes.

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Koboldkunde @koboldkunde.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

About a year ago I felt a strange nostalgia for Star Trek Enterprise and started looking for a way to indulge that feeling without actually rewatching the series. So, I started listening to this podcast instead and I have to tell you that every episode sparks as much joy as a beagle on a spaceship.

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Jamie Bernstein @ DragonCon @uajamie.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Important to note that unlike the actual underwear on Star Trek, ours are not flame retardant. I made them with synthetic fibers. Seriously, please do not put a flame near this underwear.

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EnterpriseSplaining @enterprisesplain.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

And here I am, the Michael Collins of the podcast; furthest away from my beloved dorks as they explore our collective nonsense. (b)

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EnterpriseSplaining @enterprisesplain.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Help! We cannot stop forming decontamination chains.

Photo of three people in a chain is Star Trek enterprise decon chamber cosplay

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Jamie Bernstein @ DragonCon @uajamie.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

The lengths I will go to for a good gag.

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Maria D’Souza @mariadsouza.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Greatest DragonCon ever.

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EnterpriseSplaining @enterprisesplain.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Anthony Montgomery and Connor Trinnear were terribly scandalized by the EnterpriseSplaining crew in our decon uniforms. But Dominick Keating seemed to be into it. @dragoncon.org

Maria, Jamie, and Eric with cast members from Star Trek Enterprise

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EnterpriseSplaining @enterprisesplain.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

We found T’Pol and Porthos in the decon chamber! @dragoncon.org

Photo of Jamie, Maria, and Eric with someone dressed as T'Pol holding a stuffed Porthos. They are all in Star Trek enterprise decon chamber cosplay at dragoncon

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EnterpriseSplaining @enterprisesplain.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Anthony Montgomery and Connor Trinnear were terribly scandalized by the EnterpriseSplaining crew in our decon uniforms. But Dominick Keating seemed to be into it. @dragoncon.org

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EnterpriseSplaining @enterprisesplain.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Our crew is on a second contact mission in today’s podcast episode, revisiting the Star Trek ENT episode Twilight — it’s the one with the horrible, terrible, no good alternative timeline in which Archer and T’Pol are in a romantic relationship and Malcolm has a goatee (the horror!).

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Maria D’Souza @mariadsouza.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

I can honestly say this was one of the greatest DragonCon moments!!😍 Mad my phone took a terrible photo but it’s still so great!

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EnterpriseSplaining @enterprisesplain.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

We ran into a fan wearing one of our Porthos Appreciation Society shirts in the wild at DragonCon! Truly a dream for our silly, little niche podcast!

Selfie of Maria with a fan wearing a Porthos Appreciation Society shirt

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EnterpriseSplaining @enterprisesplain.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

We have had this exact thought literally every single day since we started this podcast:

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EnterpriseSplaining @enterprisesplain.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

There will be plenty of opportunities to see our host @uajamie.bsky.social at DragonCon this weekend! Come say hello to her after any of her panels and she promises to give you some cool EnterpriseSplaining and Porthos badge ribbons!

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EnterpriseSplaining @enterprisesplain.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

In today's episode, we learn about the Star Trek ENT episode “Twilight” where Archer gets timey wimey brain worms leading to the earth being destroyed, humanity nearing extinction, and Malcolm getting a goatee. But don't worry, it's not all bad! T'Pol wears normal clothes for the first time ever!

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Jamie Bernstein @ DragonCon @uajamie.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

This was a doozy of an episode and I was so excited to get to tell my co-hosts about all the wild things that happened in it, but most of all Malcolm's goatee and Archer stabbing a guy in the chest with Zefram Cochran's leg.

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EnterpriseSplaining @enterprisesplain.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

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Jamie Bernstein @ DragonCon @uajamie.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

I'm so excited about my panel schedule for this year's DragonCon! I've been wanting to moderate a panel about scientists who study recreational drugs for years, and I finally got my wish! Plus, we have some very fun surprises planned for the Magic/Sideshow panel.

Jamie Bernstein's DragonCon Schedule:

Supplemental Data: Everything You Need to Know about Natural Remedies
Sat 10:00 am – Hilton 209-211

Doing Drugs… for Science!
Sat 4:00 pm – Hilton 209-211

Creating an Accessible Starfleet Vessel
Sun 10:00 pm – Hilton Galleria 2-3

Science of Magic and Sideshow
Sun 11:30 am – Marriott A601-602

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Trek Marry Kill Podcast @trekmarrykpod.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Memory Alpha editorializing is one of the best parts of exploring that site. Second only to tracking Brannon Braga's descent into madness during the run of Voyager.

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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

They probably wear the dress uniform pants underneath the other two pairs to keep them clean in case something unexpectedly fancy happens.

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Ultra Ginge @ultramanginger.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

This is pants pants erasure. Everyone in space is canonically Mormon.

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EnterpriseSplaining @enterprisesplain.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Name one other Star Trek podcast that is contributing as much to the fandom as our host @uajamie.bsky.social via the important research deep dives she does like this one.

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Jamie Bernstein @ DragonCon @uajamie.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

There is an entry in Memory Alpha claiming that on Enterprise, the crew wears a pair of pants under their uniform. Their evidence is a screengrab of Archer wearing pants. Just because some man wore pants once doesn’t mean everyone wears those pants all the time UNDERNEATH other pants!

Screenshot of Memory Alpha with a screengrab of Archer from the Star Trek ENT episode A Night in Sick Bay wearing blue pants. The text says: The uniform jumpsuit was worn over a black, button-up mock turtleneck, blue pants with pockets, and heavy black, leather-like boots.

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EnterpriseSplaining @enterprisesplain.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

We're on a Second Contact mission on the pod this week revisiting the Star Trek ENT episode "The Shipment," otherwise known as the one where Archer befriends a bigfoot Xindi. We also test our Enterprise knowledge with a (highly questionable) quiz and learn about Starfleet-issued underwear.

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