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Maria D’Souza

@mariadsouza.bsky.social
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Writer, nap enthusiast, puppet-wrangler, caretaker of the grumpiest little dog in the world. I like pie. I also co-host the @enterprisesplaining podcast. (She/Her)

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Bethany Brookshire @beebrookshire.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Of course I go on this podcast and I end up with the most ethically fraught (aka LORD NO) episode of Enterprise 😂 This was hilarious and so much fun and I can't wait to listen. And no, I have never watched Enterprise. Until now.
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EnterpriseSplaining @enterprisesplain.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
In our new episode out today, Maria tells us and guest, science writer @beebrookshire.bsky.social, about the Star Trek ENT episode Similitude where Phlox grows a clone of Trip purely to harvest his brain matter. Ethical dilemmas abound!
Top portion features the EnterpriseSplaining logo with the subheading “A Star Trek Podcast”
Middle portion is an image from the Enterprise episode Similitude showing Close up of Trip and Archer facing each other. They both look annoyed.  with the words “Star Trek Enterprise: Similitude. Below, there’s a section in blue with the white letters saying “Send in the Clones! (feat. Bethany Brookshire)”
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Maria D’Souza @mariadsouza.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It’s literally the only exercise I’ve ever done in my life that I want/look forward to doing!
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EnterpriseSplaining @enterprisesplain.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Our crew and noted vest-expert @stealingfromwizards.com are on a second contact mission this week, revisiting the #StarTrekENT episode North Star (the one that inexplicably takes place in the wild west). This episode was trying to say... something, but what it was trying to say was weird!
Top portion features the EnterpriseSplaining logo with the subheading “A Star Trek Podcast”
Middle portion is an image from the Enterprise episode North Star showing Trip and T'Pol riding a horse with the words “Star Trek Enterprise: North Star. Below, there’s a section in blue with the white letters saying “The Good, The Bad and the Skagly!” Over the image is a stamp saying “SECOND CONTACT”
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Maria D’Souza @mariadsouza.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Boooooooooooooo why can’t we have nice things anymore?!
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EnterpriseSplaining @enterprisesplain.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
We also have a fun photo album to go along with today's episode! www.flickr.com/photos/uajam...
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EnterpriseSplaining at Dragon Con 2026!
Explore this photo album by Jamie Bernstein on Flickr!
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Maria D’Souza @mariadsouza.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Guys guys guys! Listen to our away mission where we tell you all about the insane stuff that happened at DragonCon! It’s so fun!
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Maria D’Souza @mariadsouza.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
What is WRONG with me?
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Thad @tyranicus.net · 07/09/2026
Happy Labor Day.
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Maria D’Souza @mariadsouza.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Yep. This happened.
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EnterpriseSplaining @enterprisesplain.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Help! We cannot stop forming decontamination chains.
Photo of three people in a chain is Star Trek enterprise decon chamber cosplay
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Maria D’Souza @mariadsouza.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Er. I think you mean a GREAT gag.
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EnterpriseSplaining @enterprisesplain.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
We found T’Pol and Porthos in the decon chamber! @dragoncon.org
Photo of Jamie, Maria, and Eric with someone dressed as T'Pol holding a stuffed Porthos. They are all in Star Trek enterprise decon chamber cosplay at dragoncon
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Maria D’Souza @mariadsouza.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Greatest DragonCon ever.
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Maria D’Souza @mariadsouza.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I can honestly say this was one of the greatest DragonCon moments!!😍 Mad my phone took a terrible photo but it’s still so great!
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grant @grantpardee.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
"Tiny Tim, who DESERVED to die,"
Gonzo in Muppet Christmas Carol delivering the line "And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die"
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Maria D’Souza @mariadsouza.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
"I mean to be fair, there ARE prisons and workhouses. Let's just hear him out. Tiny Tim really is just a burden on society when you REALLY think about it ..."
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Maria D’Souza @mariadsouza.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Important #dragoncon information
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Maria D’Souza @mariadsouza.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Bad news: I'll be in Georgia for much of next week. Good news: NOBODY EATS VEGETABLES AT DRAGONCON.
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Maria D’Souza @mariadsouza.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
*sniff*
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Maria D’Souza @mariadsouza.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Truth!
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Steve DeGroof @stevedegroof.com · 21/08/2026
Archer: How dare you produce materials for a superweapon to attack Earth! Gralik: Sir, this is a Wendy's.
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Maria D’Souza @mariadsouza.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
My favorite part of this is the cardboard box labeled “MAYOR” in sharpie.
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Maria D’Souza @mariadsouza.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Amazing
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EnterpriseSplaining @enterprisesplain.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
We've got a new pod episode out today about the Star Trek ENT episode "The Shipment" where Archer becomes bro-friends with a bigfoot Xindi. Plus guest Dr. Raychelle Burks joins us, mainly to be exasperated at the Enterprise crew's lack of proper safety protocols when dealing with unknown substances!
Top portion features the EnterpriseSplaining logo with the subheading “A Star Trek Podcast”
Middle portion is an image from the Enterprise episode The Shipment showing Archer standing on the left of the picture facing a Bigfoot Xindi on the right. They're looking intensely at each other. with the words “Star Trek Enterprise: The Shipment. Below, there’s a section in blue with the white letters saying “Free Shipping with Xindi Prime!”
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Emma Evans @trance.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
JK Rowling has said, more than once, publicly that people consuming Harry Potter means they support her. And her transphobia. She uses her vast wealth to do very real world harms to trans people, and in particular...trans women. There is no ethical consumption. None. It's that easy.
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Maria D’Souza @mariadsouza.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Best graphic representation of the last six years that I've ever seen.
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Maria D’Souza @mariadsouza.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
You hate-review ONE Twilight movie in 2008 and all of a sudden you're the person who has to watch bad movies and tell people about them...
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Maria D’Souza @mariadsouza.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
This is me trying to do any sport. H/t @melmall.bsky.social
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John Hudgens @johnhudgens.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Spaceballs: The Extended Universe graphics from yesterday's SDCC panel, reformatted into one poster-sized image
Spaceballs: The Extended Universe graphics from yesterday's SDCC panel, reformatted into one poster-sized image
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Maria D’Souza @mariadsouza.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Stavros and pickles. Definitely.
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Maria D’Souza @mariadsouza.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
#chiefdatnercker
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Rebecca Watson @skepchick.org · 22/07/2026
(my dog barking at workmen showing up for the 3rd day in a row) me: I need you trust me when I say these men are safe. In 8 years I've never allowed anyone to hurt you. my dog: I need you to trust me when I say these men want to murder you. In 8 years I've never allowed anyone to hurt you.
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Maria D’Souza @mariadsouza.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
This entire thread, y’all. I’m dying.
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Natasha Kindred @thehoursgodsends.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Horrible new bullshit from the sea every time. It’s never ‘oh we found a new pink fish that is so happy’ it’s always stuff like this, the crush-depth screw-headed dongwongler, and it’s got to have big long creepy bits. Sick of the ocean tbh.
A photo of a Magnapinna squid captured by a deep sea drilling company.
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EnterpriseSplaining @enterprisesplain.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Lower Decks just out here stating what we are all thinking
Screenshot from Star Trek Lower Decks with the subtitle “What was the deal with T’Pol's hair for that one year?”
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Maria D’Souza @mariadsouza.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
“Fellow-citizens; above your national, tumultuous joy, I hear the mournful wail of millions! whose chains, heavy and grievous yesterday, are, to-day, rendered more intolerable by the jubilee shouts that reach them.” - Frederick Douglass constitutioncenter.org/the-constitu...
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What to the Slave Is the Fourth of July? (1852)
National Constitution Center Historic Documents Library record for What to the Slave Is the Fourth of July? (1852)
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Maria D’Souza @mariadsouza.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Look. I expected The Sheep Detectives to be funny and silly (it was). I did not expect the huge side of Existential Crisis it came with wtf.
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Kate Charlesworth @caglesworth.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Phlox is the "Hear me out."
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Maria D’Souza @mariadsouza.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Catching @caglesworth.bsky.social on what I’ve been obsessing over while she’s delivering cookies to strikers.
Screenshot of a text chain
Me: So Jamie and I are now planning a photo shoot in ENT underwear with them
Kate: If it's Travis just stay home
Me: Travis, Trip, Malcolm
Me: Travis was first to be announced and we were STILL all in with just him
Kate: Travis, Trip, Malcolm is also my answer for Kill, Marry, Fuck
Kate: (hate fuck)
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Maria D’Souza @mariadsouza.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Look, I know I've posted more today than ... well, ever. But signal boosting these awesome striking C&H employees and @strawberryplains.bsky.social showing up to give them cookies is way more important that the rest of the nonsense I've been posting today.
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Maria D’Souza @mariadsouza.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
If Backs shows up, I will die dead never recover.
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Maria D’Souza @mariadsouza.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
It gets better and better...
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First Flight Podcast @firstflightpod.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Well… we ARE play cousins… 😜🖖🏽
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Maria D’Souza @mariadsouza.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Yep, I have apparently (finally) found my limit.
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Maria D’Souza @mariadsouza.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
NOBODY TELL THEM. I AM NOT KIDDING. We don't need that kind of heat.
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Jamie Bernstein @uajamie.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
I will absolutely be killing myself over the next two months making multiple pairs of ENT blue undies in time for DragonCon just for the gag of wearing them for a photo with Connor Trinnear and Anthony Montgomery.
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Maria D’Souza @mariadsouza.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
What have I agreed to?!
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EnterpriseSplaining @enterprisesplain.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
In today's episode, Bill tells us & guest @granades.com about the #StarTrek ENT ep "Extinction" where Archer&co morph into inarticulate savages who think only of their own species (so big change from the usual) and once again it's T’pol’s job to save these simians!
Top portion features the EnterpriseSplaining logo with the subheading “A Star Trek Podcast”
Middle portion is an image from the Enterprise episode Extinction showing Photo of Archer and Hoshi in alien makeup posing like they are at prom with the words “Star Trek Enterprise: Extinction." Below, there’s a section in blue with the white letters saying “People Say We Monkey Around!”
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