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ty carlson

@tywayne.com
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dad to some rad kiddos👴🏼 lefty politics ☭ sandlot baseball ⚾️ photographs 📸

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ty carlson @tywayne.com · 05/09/2026
actively rooting for the AI bubble to pop. not so hard that the whole economy crashes and i lose my job. but hard enough that the dummies at the top feel stupid and we can all crack jokes about how dumb AI was.
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ty carlson @tywayne.com · 08/08/2026
hardest part getting a tattoo is not the needle in your skin it’s the loud music plus 4 tattoo machines buzzing at slightly different frequencies plus overlapping conversations all in a square box room with framed flash lining the walls that sound bounces off. absolute nightmare of overstimulation.
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Micah Lee @micahflee.com · 23/06/2026
I know this has been pointed out many times by many people but I just want to reiterate: Anthropic is basically using Kurt Vonnegut's drawing of an asshole as the Claude logo
Kurt Vonnegut's asshole drawingAnthropic's Claude logo
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ty carlson @tywayne.com · 25/07/2026
see the trick is to keep the maldon salt flakes in a jar on the counter and then walk by it multiple times a day and give it a little shake so the big flakes come to the top then pick around to find the biggest one and eat it
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ty carlson @tywayne.com · 17/05/2026
packing shredded cheese in my lip like chewing tobacco, is this anything???
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
This is the University of Central Florida. So many people really have no idea how much kids hate this shit.
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Ernest Luckman @ernieluckman.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Happy Dune Day. May thy 9th chip and shatter
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ty carlson @tywayne.com · 05/05/2026
not sure if everyone knows this but the 9pm bowl of fruit loops actually comes with a free refill if you ask for it
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the beggars out of here getter @milesklee.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
my most oldhead opinion is that baseball is too fast now
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ty carlson @tywayne.com · 01/05/2026
i’m at a breaking point with the pervasive use of generative AI in product / design / engineering teams. but i also can’t *not* play the game, because my livelihood is wrapped up in it. i hate it here and welcome any asteroid or similar catastrophic event.
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ty carlson @tywayne.com · 26/04/2026
thinking about tintype photography as my next hobby obsession that i go deep in for like 2-3 years and throw too much money at it before ultimately becoming bored and begging someone on facebook marketplace to relieve me of the hardware
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ty carlson @tywayne.com · 04/03/2026
sometimes playing chess on chess dot com makes me want to snap my fucking phone in half and chuck it into an ocean
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8 Matts in a Duffel Bag @scratchbomb.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
one good thing about being antiwar is you will never be wrong. one bad thing about being antiwar is no one who matters will ever listen to you
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ty carlson @tywayne.com · 25/02/2026
i may have long ago left the church and religion indefinitely, but i will always make sure you know that the american christian numetal band name is P.O.D. not POD
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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
This is the kind of thing a rich CEO says at the beginning of a science fiction movie to establish for the audience that he is a sociopath and the villain.
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Soraya Nadia McDonald @soraya.press · 08/02/2026
so much of our present misery is just a giant, prolonged backlash to integration
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Scoutprime @scoutprime.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
LOL.... i wanted to hear JD getting booed at the Olympics and when i searched for it on YouTube i got this
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Barred and Boujee aka Madiba Dennie @audrelawdamercy.blacksky.app · 20/01/2026
I wrote about Justice Neil Gorsuch Pikachu-facing throughout oral argument in Wolford v. Lopez today bc the Court told states that modern gun laws must have "historical analogues" and, as it turns out, a lot of historical laws are racist ballsandstrikes.org/scotus/wolfo...
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The Supreme Court’s “History and Tradition” Test Just Ran Into America’s History and Tradition of Anti-Black Racism
Requiring "historical analogues" for modern gun laws eventually turns up some history that makes even the conservative justices uncomfortable.
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ty carlson @tywayne.com · 20/01/2026
is anyone surprised that the church in minneapolis with an ICE agent pastor is a southern baptist church?
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
(carly rae jepsen voice)
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 09/01/2026
i just watched this video and the fact that they believe this to be exculpatory is genuinely insane
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Jordan Uhl @jordanuhl.com · 08/01/2026
"Using their vehicles as weapons" She literally tried waving them through:
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Chris Polansky @chrispolansky.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
We are in the "federal agents shooting and killing civilians in broad daylight on camera and the president lying about what happened" stage.
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Travis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
My parents are divorced so we have two January 6ths
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 11/07/2024
first as tragedy then as farce. then as farce again. then farce one more time. a little more farce after that. then some farce. and then another farce and more farce after
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ty carlson @tywayne.com · 01/01/2026
2026 could/should be the year of blogs. might ditch social and fire up an rss feed or send out an email newsletter to the pals.
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Gosh @historygosh.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
The refusal to consider DC Statehood is largely a reluctance to give DC two Senators, which itself is a tacit admission that the United States Senate is an anti-democratic institution.
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ty carlson @tywayne.com · 01/12/2025
i did not buy a leica i did buy an old yashica tlr though, which is nowhere near as cool but it’s what i have
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ty carlson @tywayne.com · 29/11/2025
hey chat can i remove these kitchen knife wound sutures on my own or do i really need to go back to the doc to have them snip ‘em?
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H.E. Cas Piancey @cascoinfoundation.org · 19/11/2025
Dependency meme: the world economy is dependent on a single NVIDIA earnings call
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ty carlson @tywayne.com · 16/11/2025
somebody give me a thumbs up/down on an impulse leica purchase. worth it?
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ty carlson @tywayne.com · 14/11/2025
calling for a complete and total ban on all these leaves in my yard until we can figure out what the hell is going on
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 13/11/2025
you could fact check this — there aren’t 30 million illegal immigrants and there is no evidence that the presence of an immigrant in say houston has any impact on housing in madison, wisconsin — or you could note straightforwardly that this is just nazi rhetoric
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ty carlson @tywayne.com · 12/11/2025
when that connecticut property tax reassessment letter hits the inbox
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a man carrying a backpack is walking through a living room
Alt: george michael bluth from arrested development carrying a backpack walking through a living room and slowly lowering to the ground in desperate exhaustion
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Cool. What would you call the other wing then? www.nytimes.com/2025/11/03/u...
“I’m in the ‘Hitler sucks’ wing of the Republican Party,” Senator Lindsey Graham, Republican of South Carolina, said over the weekend at the R.J.C. event. “Here’s what I do know: You can sit in a basement with weird people and say weird things. It’s a free country.”
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ty carlson @tywayne.com · 06/11/2025
hey, the work day is over. sit back, relax, fold a flour tortilla and take strategic bites to make a little snowflake design.
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ty carlson @tywayne.com · 05/11/2025
voted for the first time in connecticut yesterday. weird feeling to vote in a general election and know the person i picked might actually win. and not just one, but…all of them?!?
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
(to the tune of Eleanor Rigby) 🎶socialist muslim🎶
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Andy Lester @petdance.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
I wore my rainbow White Sox hat today. A guy in the train said “I like your hat”. I said “Thanks, is that because you like the Sox, or because you believe all people have value regardless of who they love?” He said “the latter” & woman w/him said “we believe you have value even if you like the Sox.”
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ty carlson @tywayne.com · 28/10/2025
almost halloween! big week for all of us grown adults who were once southern baptist kids and weren’t allowed to trick-or-treat but were allowed to go the church evangelistic haunted house where they depict a family dying in a gruesome car crash and going to hell because they didn’t know jesus
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Philip Bump @pbump.com · 21/10/2025
First World Series between two cities threatened with invasion or invaded by a U.S. president.
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
Sinnataggen (The Angry Boy), by Gustav Vigeland, 1928, 📸 by @alykhankr.bsky.social
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ty carlson @tywayne.com · 12/10/2025
put truck nuts on those giant yard skeletons, you cowards
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ty carlson @tywayne.com · 08/10/2025
full camo and vans?????
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ty carlson @tywayne.com · 06/10/2025
0/10 do not recommend eating a gummy then watching weapons (2025)
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a shadow of a person running down a dark street
Alt: gif of scene from the 2025 horror film weapons where a small child creepily runs across the street in the dark with their arms held back and to the side like airplane wings
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Michael @fleerultra.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
the thing about the big tent is we can debate its merits and successes as an electoral strategy, but it has been an abject failure as a governance strategy, and frankly what you do with power is more important than how often you win it. we are living through precisely why that’s so
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Rivers of Suggestion @youngweather.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
“We live in a time in which more is being destroyed than being created” - Caspar Henderson, “A Book of Noises”
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ty carlson @tywayne.com · 23/09/2025
me waiting on the hot water faucet to get hot so i can warm up the ice cream scoop
scene from shogun where a man is saying “i don’t have time for this christian nonsense”
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Julia Carrie Wong @joolia.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
this exists it is called thinking
Matthew McConaughey says he wants a private LLM, fed only with his books, notes, journals, and aspirations, so he can ask it questions and get answers based solely on that information, without any outside influence.
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