Le Jocqueur @typee.bsky.social · 20/07/2025not sure if he counts as a "celebrity" but the first and only time I ever gambled, on my 21st birthday, I put a few bucks on a horse race and the race announcer was Bob Nastanovich (ex-Pavement / Silver Jews) 000
Le Jocqueur @typee.bsky.social · 26/05/2025I just want it to hang on until Michael Whelan dies. after that idgaf 000
Reposted by Le Jocqueurlottie "frog k" lovely ⚧️🏴☠️ @vaporlight.bsky.social · 08/05/2025censored again - "misunderestimation" 17819
Le Jocqueur @typee.bsky.social · 08/05/2025the next pope should have a ponytail and a ball python and a couple of katanas. 000
Le Jocqueur @typee.bsky.social · 18/04/2025the government has announced three new bodily functions. here's what you need to know: 👇🧵 020
Reposted by Le JocqueurMike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 16/04/2025Loud wet lube sounds echoing down the hall when I'm alone at home and I'm freaking out because this is a dryjacking house 1421
Le Jocqueur @typee.bsky.social · 16/04/2025guy who transcribes his kid's name into Norse runes and gets it tattooed accidentally invokes a spell that makes each of his teeth turn alive 010
Le Jocqueur @typee.bsky.social · 08/04/2025Thief is a movie about how cool it is to use Devices. every time there's a Device onscreen it's the main thing, often the only thing in the frame 000
Le Jocqueur @typee.bsky.social · 06/04/2025thinking about the ambiguities of the word "maul". how many times does an animal have to bite you before it counts as being "mauled"? two bites? three? what if they're little ones? does the animal have to bite *and* scratch you? do you have to be knocked prone? 010
Le Jocqueur @typee.bsky.social · 22/02/2025this expression is immediately and universally recognized as "caught with dick in something dicks don't traditionally go into" 000
Reposted by Le Jocqueurcomfort foods @primpker.bsky.social · 15/02/2025*guy with the mandate of heaven voice* hey 5704
Reposted by Le JocqueurVajra Chandrasekera @vajra.me · 19/01/2025acab includes ministries of defence. futurism is the torment nexus product development pipeline 04111
Le Jocqueur @typee.bsky.social · 05/01/2025Now playing: ZENO OF INTEREST, about a man approaching a moral reckoning of his complicity in the brutal machinery of fascism, but eternally an infinitestimal degree removed from it 000
Le Jocqueur @typee.bsky.social · 05/01/2025JERRY: "Man can do what he wills, but he cannot will what he wills." GEORGE: Pshh. I can. J: You can will what you will?? G: Yyyyyup. J: If you can will what you will, why do you will what YOU will? G: I will to will to will it. J: Prove it! Will something different! G: I will!! 000
Le Jocqueur @typee.bsky.social · 05/12/2024[DJ Assault Voice] Ribs Pussy Ribs N Pussy Ribs Ribs Pussy Pusy Ribs N Pussy 010
Le Jocqueur @typee.bsky.social · 05/12/2024Kinda like how medieval serfs who escaped to the city and didn't get caught for a year and a day were let off the hook 110
Reposted by Le Jocqueurmave @mave.bsky.social · 18/11/2024When a menu says “select a protein,” I feel like I should be wearing gray coveralls and finding a table that lets me sit with my back to the telescreen 1144052
Le Jocqueur @typee.bsky.social · 16/11/2024This book is a miracle. what if Richard Brautigan went to a toity Irish prep school 021
Le Jocqueur @typee.bsky.social · 15/11/2024Can I spell "icup"? hmmm can I get an etymology please? part of speech? can you please use it in a sentence? 010
Le Jocqueur @typee.bsky.social · 29/06/2024Supposedly Eddie Van Halen never listened to music in his spare time and owned like 2 albums in his entire life 010
Le Jocqueur @typee.bsky.social · 01/03/2024with both the Vonnegut name-drop and the mention of Harley setting himself on fire I kept waiting for you to drop the "soul felt like burning cat fur" line from Cat's Cradle 020
Le Jocqueur @typee.bsky.social · 13/02/2024Rushmore was kinda meh for me and I never saw Royal Tenenbaums but I quite liked Moonrise Kingdom 010
Le Jocqueur @typee.bsky.social · 08/02/2024[tune of Oklahoma!] Bolllllllllllllllllsonaro he's the king of respiratory bugs tried to stage a coup from the ICU with a pound of crap inside his luuuuuungs 010
Reposted by Le Jocqueurcomfort foods @primpker.bsky.social · 04/02/2024Smoking the shit they have in the blue zone. 061
Le Jocqueur @typee.bsky.social · 20/01/2024lost Seinfeld episode where everyone thinks Elaine's hot for them them cause she keeps biting her bottom lip but it's just a canker sore 020
Le Jocqueur @typee.bsky.social · 15/01/2024[tune of "Road to Nowhere"] We're on the road to somewhere Takin' a drive We're on the road to somewhere Soon we'll arrive Used to be some other place Yes it's true A different place is where we are Headed to 000
Le Jocqueur @typee.bsky.social · 14/01/2024imagine going to see your estranged father for Christmas and bringing this to play after dinner because Yellowstone is the one thing you remember he likes 000
Le Jocqueur @typee.bsky.social · 09/01/202490s industrial metal. throw on some Godflesh and pretend you're vampires having a blood-covered softcore orgy in a goth club right before Blade busts in and kills everybody 110
Le Jocqueur @typee.bsky.social · 08/01/2024I heard that's what gave Stallone a fucked up mouth. severed a nerve in his face 000
Le Jocqueur @typee.bsky.social · 08/01/2024it was in the jeffries tubes that Bashir first came to understand the onomatopoeic nature of Garak's name 010
Le Jocqueur @typee.bsky.social · 07/01/2024seeing one of those ûberfancy pizzas with like 4 individual basil leaves arranged in a circle around a big lump of mozzarella in the middle and staring intently while puffing up like a betta fish 010
