Le Jocqueur @typee.bsky.social · 22/02/2025this expression is immediately and universally recognized as "caught with dick in something dicks don't traditionally go into" 000
Le Jocqueur @typee.bsky.social · 14/01/2024imagine going to see your estranged father for Christmas and bringing this to play after dinner because Yellowstone is the one thing you remember he likes 000
Le Jocqueur @typee.bsky.social · 19/11/2023 I tell you what man got that dang ol lorem ipsum like dolor sit amet, god dang consectetur like, adipiscing elit man it's just like sed do eiusmod dang ol tempor, y'know, incididunt ut labore et dolore and you got that magna aliquaan up there talkin about like enim ad god dang minim veniam man 032
Le Jocqueur @typee.bsky.social · 19/10/2023duuuude get real you are not gonna make that many more peppers this year quit your bullshit 000
Le Jocqueur @typee.bsky.social · 19/09/2023"Norwegians don't know how to eat with utensils" is a stereotype I've never heard before. and I grew up with this stuff 000
Le Jocqueur @typee.bsky.social · 16/09/2023I love how the wording of this headline makes it sound like it's geared toward people in the market for a really disobedient dog 010
Le Jocqueur @typee.bsky.social · 13/09/2023"it's only 10 let's do a round of shots! NEXT MORNING: 000
Le Jocqueur @typee.bsky.social · 28/08/2023I have been doing a lot of fried rice experiments since getting a fresh egg hookup. kielbasa fried rice is a big hit 110
Le Jocqueur @typee.bsky.social · 16/08/2023I only have this many romas and by the time any others will be pickable these ones'll be rotten. gonna have to fill out this salsa with substandard tomatoes. will cruel Fate never cease her pitiless onslaught 010
Le Jocqueur @typee.bsky.social · 23/07/2023back in the 90s you could put this on a poster, sell it to Spencer's gifts & fucking retire 000
