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Craig!

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He/Him. Insufferable leftist. Professionally woke.

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Craig! @twistatron.bsky.social · 17h
I'm fully in on Monsters and Memories now. Who wouldn't be all in when you can play as a creature this wretched
A female goblin from Monsters and Memories. She is a tiny green skinny creature wearing only underwear. She has a pinched, sour expression like she just ate every lemon and has her grey hair tied back in a ponytail. She looks horrific.
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Lady Nerevar @ladynerevar.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Breaking hiatus to draw this meme that's been stuck in my head since the trailer came out
The picture of wide-eyed Elizabeth Holmes from the upcoming movie You Can See Everything, recreated with Vivec. It's drawn in watercolor and captioned "why would I deceive you?"
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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
not sure why I made this but now you have to see it
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Craig! @twistatron.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I love the gameplay of action RPGs for like the first hour when enemies pose a brief challenge, then you get your first mega item and everything dies in one hit and you become god. Are there any ARPGs where this doesn't happen?
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Craig! @twistatron.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
When popeye eats spinach that's a magic girl transformation
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mistress von toasty @toasty.cx · 29/09/2026
why he built like Dr Eggman tho
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Craig! @twistatron.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Deep into Control Resonant now, so here's some thoughts: Combat is really fun and fluid but there's way too much of it, and much of it is far too easy. You're constantly getting in little pointless scraps and it dampens how fun the combat system is.
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Craig! @twistatron.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I need to try the Dylan Faden approach to escaping unwanted conversations by fainting constantly
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Craig! @twistatron.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I could have put a dozen more games in here, but each of these games is dear to my heart in one way or another.
My 9 games list: World of Warcraft, Half Life, Control, FFXIV, FFVIII, Disco Elysium, Max Payne 2, Dark Souls 2, Star Wars Galaxies
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Craig! @twistatron.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Best name for a tournament winning deck I've seen in a while
FFTCG tournament winning deck named "I'm not making top 8 so my decklist name doesn't matter"
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 22/09/2026
[job interview] interviewer: so god killed all your kids? job: that's right
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Craig! @twistatron.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Let's order a box of Opus 29 FFTCG just for old time's sake
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Craig! @twistatron.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Timesplitters 3 is sort of like a love letter to Timesplitters 2
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Craig! @twistatron.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Resident Evil good. Bonus points for them actually visiting an evil residence
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Craig! @twistatron.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Can you imagine any british politician campaigning for election on the price of petrol, making it a central pillar of their platform? Ey up lad if you vote for me I'll make the petty a bit cheaper. People are dying Nige.
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Craig! @twistatron.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
But what if I did get into Magic the Gathering?
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
mmygod
the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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Craig! @twistatron.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Nioh 3 on sale, yeah sure I'll run the Nioh gauntlet a third time
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Craig! @twistatron.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Someone has signed up for a State Farm account using my email address and there seems to be no way to inform the company that I'm an british man in britain, not a woman called CHRSTINE. They've wasted no time and are immediately sending me very sensitive personal documents for this poor woman.
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Craig! @twistatron.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Units received
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Craig! @twistatron.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Getting into RNGdle means learning that some numbers objectively suck
The number 532208 in RNGdle, shown as being both a common number and in the bottom 44% of numbers
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Thaddeus is a girl's name 🏳️‍⚧️ @thaddeus.zone · 16/09/2026
yudkowski imagines himself an expert, yet he doesn't realize that, if the a.i. is truly superintelligent, it will build a weapon to surpass little gear
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Craig! @twistatron.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Even reddits dogshit AI is trying to help out with advice for dealing with tenants. Truly a magnificent website full of top minds.
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Craig! @twistatron.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Breaking news: Ed Sheeran quits Ed Sheeran's tour in solidarity with Macklemore
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Craig! @twistatron.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Sure I'll reinstall No Man's Sky and hear the robot say Units Received a few hundred times before uninstalling again
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Craig! @twistatron.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
If anyone's curious about the EHRC ruling in practice, it's just as stupid and impossible to implement as you would expect it to be.
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Craig! @twistatron.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I'm building TRAINS in SATISFACTORY because I love EFFICIENCY
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Craig! @twistatron.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Life may be hard but have you tried frying up some squeaky cheese
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Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
If you're making cheesy chips, for the love of god please layer the chips and cheese. Those substrata chips are not going to cheese themselves.
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Craig! @twistatron.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I hope they announce a sequel to hanafuda cards
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Craig! @twistatron.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
The Misadventures of Tron Bonne cover art
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Craig! @twistatron.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Me and my pet Horrific Nightmare 😘❤️
My character, a female Hrothgar, facing away from the camera. Facing the camera is a horrifying floating ghost with two faces, my character's pet.
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Craig! @twistatron.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Did a gummy at party last night and it just turned into me and my wife yammering at the host about clowns
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Craig! @twistatron.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Is there anything worse than ordering takeout and it sucks
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Craig! @twistatron.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Has anyone ever considered that rice is vegetables
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Craig! @twistatron.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Post something random, or you’ll have an awful September.
Caesar Clown doing his best
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Craig! @twistatron.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
But I thought they could always tell?
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sid @sidvicious.ca · 29/08/2026
how could this have happened
a pen and marker drawing of Milo Yiannapollous after his arrest and the text "why are the leopards eating MY face?"
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Craig! @twistatron.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
So many pretty chaser cards in Journey Of Discovery and yet I keep pulling Old Man
Full art Galuf card from FFTCG. It's very well drawn art by Rika Okazaki of Galuf from FFV in profile, however it is an old man.
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Craig! @twistatron.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I love mandatory AI training webinars at work, a whole hour to play games and ignore Zoom
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Craig! @twistatron.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Aww and his career was going so well!
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Craig! @twistatron.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Just saying I'd be in favour of the pope canonising Saint Dolly
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Craig! @twistatron.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Physiotherapist says I no long need crutches to walk any more, but now I'm standing here trying to remember how humans are supposed to walk. It's very hard, don't break your leg.
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Craig! @twistatron.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
The five Simpsons lines I’ve uttered most: 5) "I don't recall saying good luck" 4) "Up and At Them!" 3) "Le grill? What the heck is that?!" 2) "Trambapoline!" 1) "I'm seeing double! Four Krustys!"
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Craig! @twistatron.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
It doesn't matter who you are, you love Dolly Parton. Today is a sad day.
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Craig! @twistatron.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Lady at work said she's gone off using AI because ChatGPT told her AI doesn't know everything and like task failed successfully I guess
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Craig! @twistatron.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I implore you to reconsider
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Craig! @twistatron.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I found #Onepiecedle character #874 in classic mode in 4 shots (easy) 🏴‍☠️ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟥🟩🟩⬇️⬇️🟥⬆️ 🟩🟥🟥🟩⬇️⬆️🟥⬇️ 🟥🟥🟩🟩⬇️⬆️🟥⬆️ onepiecedle.net
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Onepiecedle
Daily guess One Piece characters!
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Qagggy! @qagggy.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
UK transit nerds are next level.
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