Twinks and Tote Bags @twinkocalypse.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I’ve got a suspicious spot that has come up on my leg in the last two weeks. This isnt skin cancer, is it?? 001
Twinks and Tote Bags @twinkocalypse.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Went to get a blood test and there’s a huge fly buzzing around in the collection room 🤢 000
Reposted by Twinks and Tote BagsTea Pain @teapainusa.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Food so good you grow an extra finger! 1221112943238
Twinks and Tote Bags @twinkocalypse.bsky.social · 30/08/2026I open my window and can smell smoke. Some fuckwit has a fireplace going. Inner Melbourne in winter is my personal 9/11. #melbourne 100
Twinks and Tote Bags @twinkocalypse.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Melbourne what ever happened to that horse and carriage ride business on Swanston street that always left big piles of horse shit along the street and under the trees on the footpath? #melbourne 010
Twinks and Tote Bags @twinkocalypse.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Trump for infinity! Tina into poverty! 000
Twinks and Tote Bags @twinkocalypse.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Perfect time to end free COVID boosters for the under 65s… 000
Twinks and Tote Bags @twinkocalypse.bsky.social · 21/08/2026On antibiotic flucloxacillin for what might be a staph infection on my face 😧 Have to take it every 6 hours and on an empty stomach. When the fuck am I supposed to eat?! This is a nightmare 😭 000
Twinks and Tote Bags @twinkocalypse.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Pity about the people who can’t afford to pay… 120
Twinks and Tote Bags @twinkocalypse.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Give me a single image from a film that immediately makes you hear the song from the soundtrack in your head 011
Twinks and Tote Bags @twinkocalypse.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Tom Elliott has gone full One Nation cooker. 020
Twinks and Tote Bags @twinkocalypse.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Yeah Robert Irwin is hot but I can’t stand that ocker voice. He needs some elocution lessons. An ABC newsreader voice. #logies 020
Twinks and Tote Bags @twinkocalypse.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Finding the Logies rather boring. #logies 000
Twinks and Tote Bags @twinkocalypse.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Who won the Logie for being Melbourne’s daintiest, most petite and most unfriendly twink? #logies 010
Twinks and Tote Bags @twinkocalypse.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Did Melbourne ever get to the bottom of who kept sticking coins to the footpath? 010
Twinks and Tote Bags @twinkocalypse.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Good news everyone! Cynthia Swann Griffin survived the leap from her fashionable penthouse apartment. She is alive and well and reporting from the Melbourne Magistrate’s Court for 10 News. 000
Twinks and Tote Bags @twinkocalypse.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Will the census help us determine which suburb is the Ritalin, Concerta, Vyvanse and Lexapro capital of Australia? #census 010
Twinks and Tote Bags @twinkocalypse.bsky.social · 11/08/2026My census sexual orientation is: frazzled. #census 010
Twinks and Tote Bags @twinkocalypse.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Will the census help us determine who is Melbourne’s daintiest and most petite twink? 020
Twinks and Tote Bags @twinkocalypse.bsky.social · 11/08/2026The census asked about sexual orientation but didnt bother to ask if we were top, bottom, versatile, twink, twunk, otter, bear, bulldyke or lipstick lesbian. #census 010
Twinks and Tote Bags @twinkocalypse.bsky.social · 11/08/2026I did the census last week 😎 #auspol #census 120
Twinks and Tote Bags @twinkocalypse.bsky.social · 08/08/2026I’m already preparing for a bird flu pandemic. Could do with another Sex And The City lockdown marathon. Ditto The Sopranos. 120
Twinks and Tote Bags @twinkocalypse.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Meta glasses perverts illustrate why it’s still a good idea to mask in public. As well as avoiding colds, flu and covid, you have a little privacy screen for your face. 030
Twinks and Tote Bags @twinkocalypse.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Maybe headless torso pics are still the way to go on Grindr. 000
Twinks and Tote Bags @twinkocalypse.bsky.social · 07/08/2026This is why I like to still wear a mask. A little privacy screen. 010
Twinks and Tote Bags @twinkocalypse.bsky.social · 07/08/2026What sort of sadistic misogynist psychopath came up with Species 2? What an awful, gruesome, sickening movie. 000
Twinks and Tote Bags @twinkocalypse.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Just took two Imodium instead of two Ibuprofen. That won’t improve my sore shoulder 😭 020
Twinks and Tote Bags @twinkocalypse.bsky.social · 04/08/2026I’m a man and I don’t look anything like Barbra Streisand. 010
Twinks and Tote Bags @twinkocalypse.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Homeless middle-aged man standing next to a payphone in St Kilda looked at me and yelled “Barbra Streisand!”. #melbourne 350
Reposted by Twinks and Tote BagsNo one will ever know that we were here @theneogrotesque.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Someone forget their egg? #egg 432
Twinks and Tote Bags @twinkocalypse.bsky.social · 02/08/2026static.klipy.comFrank Reynolds: Can I Offer You a Nice Egg?ALT: Frank Reynolds: Can I Offer You a Nice Egg? 110
Twinks and Tote Bags @twinkocalypse.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Lol reporter on 10 news has the lumpy cerulean sweater from Devil Wears Prada. 010
Twinks and Tote Bags @twinkocalypse.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Thinking about moving interstate without any job or accommodation lined up, for a thrill. 000
Reposted by Twinks and Tote Bagssage (they/them) @greenteakewpie.bsky.social · 29/07/2026That pig looks how I feel rn 041
Twinks and Tote Bags @twinkocalypse.bsky.social · 28/07/2026If I’ve said it once, I’ve said it a million times: The worst people from high school are all real estate agents or personal trainers. 050
