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Twinks and Tote Bags

@twinkocalypse.bsky.social
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Live Laugh Lexapro. He/Him. Melbourne, Australia

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Twinks and Tote Bags @twinkocalypse.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I’ve got a suspicious spot that has come up on my leg in the last two weeks. This isnt skin cancer, is it??
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Twinks and Tote Bags @twinkocalypse.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
🚨 ATTENTION ALDI SHOPPERS! 🚨
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Twinks and Tote Bags @twinkocalypse.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Trump for infinity! Tina into poverty!
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Twinks and Tote Bags @twinkocalypse.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
🚨 ATTENTION ALDI SHOPPERS! 🚨
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Twinks and Tote Bags @twinkocalypse.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Pardon?
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Twinks and Tote Bags @twinkocalypse.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Give me a single image from a film that immediately makes you hear the song from the soundtrack in your head
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Twinks and Tote Bags @twinkocalypse.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Finding the Logies rather boring. #logies
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Twinks and Tote Bags @twinkocalypse.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Good news everyone! Cynthia Swann Griffin survived the leap from her fashionable penthouse apartment. She is alive and well and reporting from the Melbourne Magistrate’s Court for 10 News.
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Twinks and Tote Bags @twinkocalypse.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
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Twinks and Tote Bags @twinkocalypse.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Lol reporter on 10 news has the lumpy cerulean sweater from Devil Wears Prada.
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Twinks and Tote Bags @twinkocalypse.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
No one has ever looked cooler than this
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Twinks and Tote Bags @twinkocalypse.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I beg to differ…
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Twinks and Tote Bags @twinkocalypse.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Don’t know if anybody has already tweeted this but Victoria’s battle of the bobs is no more. #springst #vicpol
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Twinks and Tote Bags @twinkocalypse.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Just remembered the time Alan Joyce got a pie in the face and I can’t stop laughing.
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Twinks and Tote Bags @twinkocalypse.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Share someone who looks stylish wearing a hat. #auspol
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Twinks and Tote Bags @twinkocalypse.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Share someone who looks stylish wearing a hat.
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Twinks and Tote Bags @twinkocalypse.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
😂
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Twinks and Tote Bags @twinkocalypse.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Me to people standing in the Melbourne tram doorway and aisle while there are seats available: #melbourne #auspol
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Twinks and Tote Bags @twinkocalypse.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
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Twinks and Tote Bags @twinkocalypse.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
🚨 ATTENTION COLES SHOPPERS! 🚨
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Twinks and Tote Bags @twinkocalypse.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
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Twinks and Tote Bags @twinkocalypse.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Best “Star Trek” captain. Wrong answers only.
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Twinks and Tote Bags @twinkocalypse.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Name a more iconic Australian trio. I’ll wait. #derrynhinch #ripderrynhinch
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Twinks and Tote Bags @twinkocalypse.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
share one of your all-time favourite actors!
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Twinks and Tote Bags @twinkocalypse.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
My phone is finally working! Bloody Telstra.
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Twinks and Tote Bags @twinkocalypse.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
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Twinks and Tote Bags @twinkocalypse.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Lol 😂
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Twinks and Tote Bags @twinkocalypse.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Happy Fourth of July!
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Twinks and Tote Bags @twinkocalypse.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
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Twinks and Tote Bags @twinkocalypse.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
It’s that time of year, Melbourne! #melbweather #melbourne
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Twinks and Tote Bags @twinkocalypse.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Pauline Hanson’s monoculture: #auspol
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Twinks and Tote Bags @twinkocalypse.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
My library reservation has arrived 🤩
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Twinks and Tote Bags @twinkocalypse.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
New autistic hyperfixation just dropped: NDIS fraud.
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Twinks and Tote Bags @twinkocalypse.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Susan Boyle or Cynthia Swann Griffin from First Wives Club?
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Twinks and Tote Bags @twinkocalypse.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
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Twinks and Tote Bags @twinkocalypse.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
OMG has anyone seen the new KFC ad with the blonde twink ice-skating with the drumstick? 🍗 😂
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Twinks and Tote Bags @twinkocalypse.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Lincraft is closing down?!
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Twinks and Tote Bags @twinkocalypse.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
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Twinks and Tote Bags @twinkocalypse.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
A reminder what Tim Wilson used to think about Pauline Hanson and immigration when he worked for the then pro-open-borders think-tank the IPA: #abc730 #auspol
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Twinks and Tote Bags @twinkocalypse.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Over at the other place Amanda Vanstone shared a postcard she got from Christopher Skase, and I can’t stop laughing 😂 #auspol
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Twinks and Tote Bags @twinkocalypse.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
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Twinks and Tote Bags @twinkocalypse.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
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Twinks and Tote Bags @twinkocalypse.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
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Twinks and Tote Bags @twinkocalypse.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Aged like milk. #auspol
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Twinks and Tote Bags @twinkocalypse.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Coalition only 7 points clear of the Greens. Soon they’ll be like the UK Lib Dems - a niche party supported by rich white boomers. #auspol
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Twinks and Tote Bags @twinkocalypse.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Ok boomer. Stick to going on cruises and getting scammed online. #auspol
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Twinks and Tote Bags @twinkocalypse.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
My Hanson-supporting antivaxxer rockabilly cousin in Brisbane who used to live in Byron Bay.
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Twinks and Tote Bags @twinkocalypse.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
What a country.
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Twinks and Tote Bags @twinkocalypse.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Another hateful transphobic grumpy white boomer leaves the Greens. Good riddance. #auspol
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Twinks and Tote Bags @twinkocalypse.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
A reminder of just how unpopular Tony Abbott was as PM: #auspol
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