Twinks and Tote Bags @twinkocalypse.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I’ve got a suspicious spot that has come up on my leg in the last two weeks. This isnt skin cancer, is it?? 001
Twinks and Tote Bags @twinkocalypse.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Trump for infinity! Tina into poverty! 000
Twinks and Tote Bags @twinkocalypse.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Give me a single image from a film that immediately makes you hear the song from the soundtrack in your head 011
Twinks and Tote Bags @twinkocalypse.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Finding the Logies rather boring. #logies 000
Twinks and Tote Bags @twinkocalypse.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Good news everyone! Cynthia Swann Griffin survived the leap from her fashionable penthouse apartment. She is alive and well and reporting from the Melbourne Magistrate’s Court for 10 News. 000
Twinks and Tote Bags @twinkocalypse.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Lol reporter on 10 news has the lumpy cerulean sweater from Devil Wears Prada. 010
Twinks and Tote Bags @twinkocalypse.bsky.social · 28/07/2026No one has ever looked cooler than this 020
Twinks and Tote Bags @twinkocalypse.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Don’t know if anybody has already tweeted this but Victoria’s battle of the bobs is no more. #springst #vicpol 041
Twinks and Tote Bags @twinkocalypse.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Just remembered the time Alan Joyce got a pie in the face and I can’t stop laughing. 010
Twinks and Tote Bags @twinkocalypse.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Share someone who looks stylish wearing a hat. #auspol 011
Twinks and Tote Bags @twinkocalypse.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Share someone who looks stylish wearing a hat. 172
Twinks and Tote Bags @twinkocalypse.bsky.social · 21/07/2026Me to people standing in the Melbourne tram doorway and aisle while there are seats available: #melbourne #auspol 020
Twinks and Tote Bags @twinkocalypse.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Best “Star Trek” captain. Wrong answers only. 011
Twinks and Tote Bags @twinkocalypse.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Name a more iconic Australian trio. I’ll wait. #derrynhinch #ripderrynhinch 020
Twinks and Tote Bags @twinkocalypse.bsky.social · 09/07/2026share one of your all-time favourite actors! 051
Twinks and Tote Bags @twinkocalypse.bsky.social · 08/07/2026My phone is finally working! Bloody Telstra. 031
Twinks and Tote Bags @twinkocalypse.bsky.social · 27/06/2026It’s that time of year, Melbourne! #melbweather #melbourne 000
Twinks and Tote Bags @twinkocalypse.bsky.social · 27/06/2026Pauline Hanson’s monoculture: #auspol 000
Twinks and Tote Bags @twinkocalypse.bsky.social · 22/06/2026New autistic hyperfixation just dropped: NDIS fraud. 032
Twinks and Tote Bags @twinkocalypse.bsky.social · 21/06/2026Susan Boyle or Cynthia Swann Griffin from First Wives Club? 000
Twinks and Tote Bags @twinkocalypse.bsky.social · 19/06/2026OMG has anyone seen the new KFC ad with the blonde twink ice-skating with the drumstick? 🍗 😂 120
Twinks and Tote Bags @twinkocalypse.bsky.social · 15/06/2026A reminder what Tim Wilson used to think about Pauline Hanson and immigration when he worked for the then pro-open-borders think-tank the IPA: #abc730 #auspol 130
Twinks and Tote Bags @twinkocalypse.bsky.social · 15/06/2026Over at the other place Amanda Vanstone shared a postcard she got from Christopher Skase, and I can’t stop laughing 😂 #auspol 010
Twinks and Tote Bags @twinkocalypse.bsky.social · 07/06/2026Coalition only 7 points clear of the Greens. Soon they’ll be like the UK Lib Dems - a niche party supported by rich white boomers. #auspol 010
Twinks and Tote Bags @twinkocalypse.bsky.social · 06/06/2026Ok boomer. Stick to going on cruises and getting scammed online. #auspol 130
Twinks and Tote Bags @twinkocalypse.bsky.social · 06/06/2026My Hanson-supporting antivaxxer rockabilly cousin in Brisbane who used to live in Byron Bay. 030
Twinks and Tote Bags @twinkocalypse.bsky.social · 04/06/2026Another hateful transphobic grumpy white boomer leaves the Greens. Good riddance. #auspol 162
Twinks and Tote Bags @twinkocalypse.bsky.social · 29/05/2026A reminder of just how unpopular Tony Abbott was as PM: #auspol 000