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⁂twelvesy

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⁂twelvesy @twelvecrow.bsky.social · 7h
as someone who went to engineering school for not engineering, im about 70% sure “cool patches” is one of the top three reasons anybody goes into aerospace. just seems fair ‘sall. desk jockeys deserve cool jackets too
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⁂twelvesy @twelvecrow.bsky.social · 7h
i think if you’re some sort of NASA guy but you’re not actually flying, you should still get some sort of varsity jacket or something
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The Onion @theonion.com · 19h
Nation’s Indigenous People Confirm They Don’t Need Special Holiday, Just Large Swaths Of Land Returned Immediately theonion.com/nation-s-indigenous-pe…
Nation’s Indigenous People Confirm They Don’t Need Special Holiday, Just Large Swaths Of Land Returned Immediately
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⁂twelvesy @twelvecrow.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
AMC’s Pantheon is a pretty damn good show that does a lot of things right, but it ends *really* weirdly—in a way not entirely unreminiscent of the ways stories like Neuromancer and The Diamond Age were ended
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⁂twelvesy @twelvecrow.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
they’re doing some real ramsayball shit right now, there’s no better time to bandwagon
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⁂twelvesy @twelvecrow.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
least it wasn’t 90° in the hockey rink
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⁂twelvesy @twelvecrow.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
welp. i missed the loons game to watch michigan tech vs st. cloud state (round 2), but it sounds like either way it’d be a disappointing match
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Red Loons @redloons.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
We're with Austin supporters. Soccer isn't soccer without its supporters. Without ALL of us. FOs need to be reminded of that from time to time.
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⁂twelvesy @twelvecrow.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Star Wars: Now There Are Two Of Them Meme
ALT: Star Wars: Now There Are Two Of Them Meme
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⁂twelvesy @twelvecrow.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
you ever wonder why we’re here?
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⁂twelvesy @twelvecrow.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
i just showed up to buy some hangars, but sure ikea, i’ll take a free mister chief keychain
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Keegan 🎃sinski @keeganosinski.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Everyone’s horrified about evangelicals glorifying a public execution when like their whole religion is glorifying a public execution
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⁂twelvesy @twelvecrow.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
#CrowsAreEverywhere
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⁂twelvesy @twelvecrow.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
and make that bitch a square while were at it. let the douglassites have a voice on the laws and policy of arlington and alexandria as reparations
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geoffrey 💀 (scary now) @parsnip.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
dc statehood is non-negotiable after trump's actions in his second term. republicans despise the people of the city that hosts them, and there is little reason to think that, now that the seal is broken on treating them as an occupied population, a next republican president will be more restrained
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Daniel Suitor @danielsuitor.com · 22/11/2025
from our cold, dead hands
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Dan Wade @dwade.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
They're bringing back the fucking middle passage.
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Ducking Grey Duck @duckinggreyduck.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I'm sitting next to s man named Barrett, and it's taking every ounce of strength not to ask him about his privateers.
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⁂twelvesy @twelvecrow.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
i think i saw those guys play 7th street entry the other month
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⁂twelvesy @twelvecrow.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
what are the chances they’re doing it on purpose because they’re trying to signal distress for the old state flag, except it’s such a shite design nobody notices except very particular flag nerds
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⁂twelvesy @twelvecrow.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
it’s always the ones with the american flags hanging outside their houses that put lisa demuth signs in their yard
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⁂twelvesy @twelvecrow.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Woman Laughing: Hahaha I Do That
ALT: Woman Laughing: Hahaha I Do That
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⁂twelvesy @twelvecrow.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
voting downballot democrats this election is absolutely crucial to hand the GOP an international humiliation so earthshattering they may actually start trying to fistfight each other over who to blame
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⁂twelvesy @twelvecrow.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
texas GOP running ads for “the concept of the republican party” during the vikings/dolphins game. they might be cooked harder than anybody has ever been cooked
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⁂twelvesy @twelvecrow.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
peep this ad i just got served
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⁂twelvesy @twelvecrow.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
what, you thought we couldn’t figure out how to make a sheet of ice? never underestimate engineers. the game you play off the ice is just as important as the game you play on it.
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⁂twelvesy @twelvecrow.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
AWOOOOOOO! tech hockey sweeps golden gophers in back-to-back three-goal games. up tha fuckin huskyies‼️
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⁂twelvesy @twelvecrow.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
this is how A24 is gonna get keep themselves from getting lay-up sued to hell over V/H/S’s SCP anthology. just make an usher read a statement before each showing, ezpz
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⁂twelvesy @twelvecrow.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
ah fuck that’s just oral tradition
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⁂twelvesy @twelvecrow.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
open-source poetry. poetry which, once written, becomes free for others to rewrite as their needs necessitate
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Green Mountain Bhoys @greenmountainbhoys.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
90th anniversary of the Battle of Cable Street. Good day to be inspired. Too many modern day Oswald Mosleys in our midst.
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⁂twelvesy @twelvecrow.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
i’ve changed my mind, you’re right. what on ymir’s hewn corpse are we even doing anymore?
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Things Gavin Newsom has vetoed this week: -A ban on secretly recording people with smart glasses -A ban on ICE agents working for the state government -A ban on websites selling your data -A bill giving native tribes more say over water rights -A bill protecting transgender healthcare providers
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Iruka @iruka-abolition.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Gavin Newsom is pro pervert.
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⁂twelvesy @twelvecrow.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
man you spend like five minutes watching footage of albertan seperatists (as one does) and it’s truly insane the number of creased/unironed flags you see in the crowds. just buy a steamer at some point, eh?
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the abbot of unreason (an archaeologist) @merovingians.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Israel's horrific, in your face conduct, combined with the suppression of antizionist criticism by pro-Israel political and social elites, has created a kind of cognitive permission structure to deny that Jews face any oppression whatsoever.
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⁂twelvesy @twelvecrow.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
this fucking rules
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⁂twelvesy @twelvecrow.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Quakes II already tried that, didn’t last
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⁂twelvesy @twelvecrow.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
don’t let them hear you, they’ll just go back to naming their teams “United”
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⁂twelvesy @twelvecrow.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
i’d like to report a bug, “seattle’s goalkeeper” doesn’t seem to be an option?
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#BruceSterling @bruces.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
*People say the same thing about travel, but you travel and you come back to the very same place, and then you realize that, all along, you've been a parochial hick who didn't understand his own home *To learn about *yourself,* that's really useful
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Green Mountain Bhoys @greenmountainbhoys.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Hope to see City playing in the 8th tier of English football, doing away days at East Bompton United and Clugglesworth FC www.nytimes.com/athletic/704...
nytimes.com
Manchester City found guilty on almost all Premier League charges relating to financial breaches
City were charged by the Premier League in February 2023.
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🌬Breeze @cool-summer-breeze.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This is the Stolen Neighbors Quilt. Each of the 11,000 squares represents a person taken by ICE in Minnesota.
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
join the military, you get to starve on a rusting ship that repeatedly sails into and out of the range of enemy missiles in order to manipulate gambling websites where people bet on your death
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⁂twelvesy @twelvecrow.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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⁂twelvesy @twelvecrow.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
think again
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⁂twelvesy @twelvecrow.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
site might be a bit small for a culvers but i can dream
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⁂twelvesy @twelvecrow.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
PREACH
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⁂twelvesy @twelvecrow.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
i think we all have to start getting really into all-dressed chips
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⁂twelvesy @twelvecrow.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
i’m genuinely astonished that the links at doonbeg and menie haven’t been torched yet
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