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future ass-ass-in @turtwurt.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
me when i show up to the chronic pain imposter syndrome competition and see myself in a mirror
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future ass-ass-in @turtwurt.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
just started a new island and my first 2 neighbors are Diva and Dom.
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future ass-ass-in @turtwurt.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
FUTON ACQUIRED BTW
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future ass-ass-in @turtwurt.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
update: i am now the owner of one (1) labubu
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future ass-ass-in @turtwurt.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
WHEN IS IT MY TURN TO BE HAPPY. I DONT HAVE ANY INTERNET UNTIL TOMORROW AND IM BORED OUT OF MY FUCKING MIND!!!!! I HAVE THE PHYSICAL GAME CARTRIDGE I SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO PLAY THE GOD DAMN GAME!!!!!
a camera picture of the nintendo switch screen. the user is has Animal Crossing: New Horizons selected, and there is a pop-up that says "A software update is required. Update data will be dowloaded now"
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future ass-ass-in @turtwurt.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
i have no fucking clue what a labubu is and at this point im not sure i want to know. ill just keep beung confused thanks
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future ass-ass-in @turtwurt.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
I THINK MY TUMBLR ACCOUNT JUST GOT TERMINATED???? WHAT THE FUCK DID I DO???
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Themeguy | MagexWitch Comic @themeguy.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
Amazing Digital Circus Episode 5 Spoilers: . . . . CHOMP!! #theamazingdigitalcircus #TADC #EvilJax #Jax #art #fanart #spoilers #comic
A comic referencing Amazing Digital Circus Episode 5. Spoilers Ahead.

Panel 1: Jax bites into Evil Jax like he did at the end of the episode.

Panel 2: Zoom in on Evil Jax's face. He's blushing from the bite and lets out a "Mmmph ❤"

Panel 3: Zoom back over to regular Jax, no longer biting Evil Jax. The background is pure black, and Jax has a look of intense disgust and anger. He says: "You're ruining this for me..."
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future ass-ass-in @turtwurt.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
after almost 24 hours of playtime... finally beat my 5th balatro run. everybody clap
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future ass-ass-in @turtwurt.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
god gives his toughest battles (tummy hurt) to her strongest soldiers (gambling addict)
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Xelby @xelbyte.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
i keep wondering why im obsessed with the childhood friend trope and then i remember that im in love with and dating my childhood friend lmaoooo 😔
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Art Fight @artfight.net · 01/05/2025
Anyone else?😖
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
wikipedia table of content with sections: sexuality. musical interests. special abilities. hot dog.
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dotJade @dotjade.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
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Vixi and Friends [🎮 Iono] @vixichrome.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
>Only just heard of Horse Race Test >Try looking it up >Frame 1 porn >Loads of yuri fanart >Finally find source material >It's this
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Guy in need of something or other @manaswordguy.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
#JOVIALNATION
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future ass-ass-in @turtwurt.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
ough i think i just got exorcised
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soul nate @mnateshyamalan.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
all of human knowledge at my fingertips
google search: how many r’s are in “strawberry pie”

ai overview: there are 4 r’s in the phrase “strawberry pie”:

- S: trrawbrry pie
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future ass-ass-in @turtwurt.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
desperately tryimg not to infodump unprompted about the latest disease im into because i have to work
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Al Yankovic @alyankovic.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Just bumped into an old friend.
Al poses with Pinkie Pie from My Little Pony
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Xelby @xelbyte.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
stop gasting my flabbers. I'm overgasted brah
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future ass-ass-in @turtwurt.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
sigh.... i miss my septum ring, tails...... i miss her a lot...... ill be back........
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maia arson crimew 🏴 @crimew.gay · 09/02/2025
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Partnership for @nyancrimew
Hey maia arson crimew, just discovered your account on In- stagram and was really impressed by your multifaceted talents as a kitten, investigative journalist, hacktivist, and award-losing DJ/musician. Your unique blend of skills and passions is truly
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future ass-ass-in @turtwurt.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
idiot4idiot relationship real
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Xelby @xelbyte.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
the twink boyfriend and creature partner combo hits so hard
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future ass-ass-in @turtwurt.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
maybe 5 more string cheeses will fix me
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future ass-ass-in @turtwurt.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
ahaahahaaa what? nono growing up with heavy influence from my extremely religious grandma has had no effect on me that i havent already worked through *visibly shaking near to tears because i paid money to see nsfw art*
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future ass-ass-in @turtwurt.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
*being dragged* haha yay❤️
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Xelby @xelbyte.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
*sweating, hands shaking, heart pounding, eyes watering, insides churning* well that just happened. /POS /POS /POS
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tobyfox @tobyfox.undertale.com · 25/01/2025
New Spamton shirt idea
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Bob Wehadababyitsaboy @followers4algernon.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
Just saw a video of a drunk woman getting arrested at an airport and she said “how are you going to hold my accountable for something I did 20 minutes ago” and the beauty of that statement fully floored me.
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future ass-ass-in @turtwurt.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
i love making good finacial decisions
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Xelby @xelbyte.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
man I hate long distance. I had the strongest urge to hold someone's hand (preferably pookie) but all I could do was hold my own hand and close my eyes :(
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Xelby @xelbyte.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
now don't call me a masochist, but
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Xelby @xelbyte.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
being a will wood fan sometimes means listening to glass break for like 30 seconds and being like oh yeah this slaps
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Xelby @xelbyte.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
the musician's job is to play the music and the conductor’s job is to stim to the music on beat
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Xelby @xelbyte.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
oh my goddddd freddy fazbear freddy fazbear freadyy faBear
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future ass-ass-in @turtwurt.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
i feel like im lising vontrol over my life and i cant get another piercing about it! HA. HAHA.
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future ass-ass-in @turtwurt.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
wtf apparently one of my neighbors house literally exploded? fr never seen so many emergency vehicles in one place
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future ass-ass-in @turtwurt.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
officially cut off from piercings for the next year rip
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punkitt ‼️🧣 @punkitt.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
first art of the new year
Jax from TADC doing the Freeza pose with his arms out.
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future ass-ass-in @turtwurt.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
gosh i knew i had a hoarding problem but i didnt realise that i also have a food stashing problem
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Xelby @xelbyte.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
me: what's your secret the literal fucking mimic: my name is the fucking mimic
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future ass-ass-in @turtwurt.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
ough i NEED my futon
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Eri!!!!! :03 ΘΔ @mandateofheaven.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
I've been drafted to the tummy ache wars this morning, yeah, first platoon. Yeah, it's scary and it's hard but I was told I'll be given a medal for my bravery.
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Roxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt.com · 30/12/2024
Honestly? Long-distance relationships are more difficult than most people realize. It's the worst feeling in the world when you desperately want to hug your partner but they are far away devouring assorted ships & sailors with their gigantic maw in the middle of the ocean.
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future ass-ass-in @turtwurt.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
took a food break from cleaning and got every status effect
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future ass-ass-in @turtwurt.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
PRO TIP FOR ROOM CLEANING: have someone there that you fully trust because they will talk you out of the mindset of "maybe i do really need this user manual for this thing i use constantly" and "this shirt has 18 holes in it but its comfy"
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