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future ass-ass-in @turtwurt.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
me when i show up to the chronic pain imposter syndrome competition and see myself in a mirror
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future ass-ass-in @turtwurt.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
just started a new island and my first 2 neighbors are Diva and Dom.
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future ass-ass-in @turtwurt.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
FUTON ACQUIRED BTW
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future ass-ass-in @turtwurt.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
update: i am now the owner of one (1) labubu
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future ass-ass-in @turtwurt.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
WHEN IS IT MY TURN TO BE HAPPY. I DONT HAVE ANY INTERNET UNTIL TOMORROW AND IM BORED OUT OF MY FUCKING MIND!!!!! I HAVE THE PHYSICAL GAME CARTRIDGE I SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO PLAY THE GOD DAMN GAME!!!!!
a camera picture of the nintendo switch screen. the user is has Animal Crossing: New Horizons selected, and there is a pop-up that says "A software update is required. Update data will be dowloaded now"
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future ass-ass-in @turtwurt.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
i have no fucking clue what a labubu is and at this point im not sure i want to know. ill just keep beung confused thanks
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future ass-ass-in @turtwurt.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
I THINK MY TUMBLR ACCOUNT JUST GOT TERMINATED???? WHAT THE FUCK DID I DO???
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Themeguy | MagexWitch Comic @themeguy.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
Amazing Digital Circus Episode 5 Spoilers: . . . . CHOMP!! #theamazingdigitalcircus #TADC #EvilJax #Jax #art #fanart #spoilers #comic
A comic referencing Amazing Digital Circus Episode 5. Spoilers Ahead.

Panel 1: Jax bites into Evil Jax like he did at the end of the episode.

Panel 2: Zoom in on Evil Jax's face. He's blushing from the bite and lets out a "Mmmph ❤"

Panel 3: Zoom back over to regular Jax, no longer biting Evil Jax. The background is pure black, and Jax has a look of intense disgust and anger. He says: "You're ruining this for me..."
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future ass-ass-in @turtwurt.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
after almost 24 hours of playtime... finally beat my 5th balatro run. everybody clap
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future ass-ass-in @turtwurt.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
god gives his toughest battles (tummy hurt) to her strongest soldiers (gambling addict)
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Xelby @xelbyte.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
i keep wondering why im obsessed with the childhood friend trope and then i remember that im in love with and dating my childhood friend lmaoooo 😔
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Art Fight @artfight.net · 01/05/2025
Anyone else?😖
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
wikipedia table of content with sections: sexuality. musical interests. special abilities. hot dog.
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dotJade @dotjade.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
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Vixi and Friends [🎮 Iono] @vixichrome.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
>Only just heard of Horse Race Test >Try looking it up >Frame 1 porn >Loads of yuri fanart >Finally find source material >It's this
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Guy in need of something or other @manaswordguy.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
#JOVIALNATION
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future ass-ass-in @turtwurt.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
ough i think i just got exorcised
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future ass-ass-in @turtwurt.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
omg just like markiplier
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soul nate @mnateshyamalan.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
all of human knowledge at my fingertips
google search: how many r’s are in “strawberry pie”

ai overview: there are 4 r’s in the phrase “strawberry pie”:

- S: trrawbrry pie
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future ass-ass-in @turtwurt.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
desperately tryimg not to infodump unprompted about the latest disease im into because i have to work
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Al Yankovic @alyankovic.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Just bumped into an old friend.
Al poses with Pinkie Pie from My Little Pony
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Xelby @xelbyte.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
stop gasting my flabbers. I'm overgasted brah
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future ass-ass-in @turtwurt.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
sigh.... i miss my septum ring, tails...... i miss her a lot...... ill be back........
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maia arson crimew 🏴 @crimew.gay · 09/02/2025
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Partnership for @nyancrimew
Hey maia arson crimew, just discovered your account on In- stagram and was really impressed by your multifaceted talents as a kitten, investigative journalist, hacktivist, and award-losing DJ/musician. Your unique blend of skills and passions is truly
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future ass-ass-in @turtwurt.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
idiot4idiot relationship real
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Xelby @xelbyte.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
the twink boyfriend and creature partner combo hits so hard
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future ass-ass-in @turtwurt.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
do both parents have to 100% or just one
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future ass-ass-in @turtwurt.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
maybe 5 more string cheeses will fix me
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future ass-ass-in @turtwurt.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
ahaahahaaa what? nono growing up with heavy influence from my extremely religious grandma has had no effect on me that i havent already worked through *visibly shaking near to tears because i paid money to see nsfw art*
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future ass-ass-in @turtwurt.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
*being dragged* haha yay❤️
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Xelby @xelbyte.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
*sweating, hands shaking, heart pounding, eyes watering, insides churning* well that just happened. /POS /POS /POS
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future ass-ass-in @turtwurt.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
honestly i cant even judge ive done the same thing
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future ass-ass-in @turtwurt.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
IS THAT WHY SHIPPING WAS 52 DOLLARS
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tobyfox @tobyfox.undertale.com · 25/01/2025
New Spamton shirt idea
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Bob Wehadababyitsaboy @followers4algernon.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
Just saw a video of a drunk woman getting arrested at an airport and she said “how are you going to hold my accountable for something I did 20 minutes ago” and the beauty of that statement fully floored me.
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future ass-ass-in @turtwurt.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
i love making good finacial decisions
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Xelby @xelbyte.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
man I hate long distance. I had the strongest urge to hold someone's hand (preferably pookie) but all I could do was hold my own hand and close my eyes :(
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Xelby @xelbyte.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
now don't call me a masochist, but
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Xelby @xelbyte.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
being a will wood fan sometimes means listening to glass break for like 30 seconds and being like oh yeah this slaps
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future ass-ass-in @turtwurt.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
another banger post my leige
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Xelby @xelbyte.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
the musician's job is to play the music and the conductor’s job is to stim to the music on beat
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Xelby @xelbyte.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
oh my goddddd freddy fazbear freddy fazbear freadyy faBear
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future ass-ass-in @turtwurt.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
i feel like im lising vontrol over my life and i cant get another piercing about it! HA. HAHA.
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future ass-ass-in @turtwurt.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
wtf apparently one of my neighbors house literally exploded? fr never seen so many emergency vehicles in one place
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future ass-ass-in @turtwurt.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
your onions?
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future ass-ass-in @turtwurt.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
officially cut off from piercings for the next year rip
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punkitt ‼️🧣 @punkitt.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
first art of the new year
Jax from TADC doing the Freeza pose with his arms out.
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future ass-ass-in @turtwurt.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
which could mean nothing
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