Reposted by Turtle PersonColorful Cook @colorfulcook.bsky.social · 21/09/2026We’re giving away another Chai prototype to celebrate the halfway point of our campaign! Follow the steps below to be entered- 🩷Repost 💜Comment your favorite color way (strawberry, Matcha, Ube) 💚Follow us! Closes October 1st at 12pm EST! Must be 18+ More info on Chai in bio/pinned! 127153108
Reposted by Turtle Persondisc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Most clans in the Pacific Northwest are Christofascist and evil 2345
Turtle Person @turtleperson.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Your last line articulates something beautifully that I have been struggling to. Thank you. 011
Turtle Person @turtleperson.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Emboldened by the posts of other folks' babies, here is mine. 020
Reposted by Turtle Personbalenciaga mcdonalds @femalerespecter69.bsky.social · 01/09/2026guys listen up i have a subtweet "stfu bich" thats the subtweet rt if you agree 15516
Turtle Person @turtleperson.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Post something random, or you'll have an awful September. 010
Turtle Person @turtleperson.bsky.social · 25/08/2026I've been a fan since I found you on (I think?) live journal well over a decade ago. Your comics and your knowledge of comics history has been, sincerely, a blessing in my life. 120
Turtle Person @turtleperson.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Please excuse my ignorance, but what strip is this and who is the author? 100
Reposted by Turtle PersonStellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 08/05/2026Repost this if you’ve gone to the doctor or you’ve seen a dog. I’m a teacher trying to show my students that it’s possible to repost stuff under certain circumstances like if a post asks you to and you’ve gone to something or seen something 56807425
Turtle Person @turtleperson.bsky.social · 05/08/2026I don't know if it's the same thing, but yesterday I was notified something was delivered like 6 hours early. I was very anxious I had a stolen package for a while. 010
Reposted by Turtle Personthe mountain goats lyrics @tmgbot.bsky.social · 02/08/2026I am going to make it through this year if it kills me 085
Turtle Person @turtleperson.bsky.social · 01/08/2026I’m embarrassed I didn’t realize there was damage I needed to work on fixing sooner than I did. 010
Turtle Person @turtleperson.bsky.social · 01/08/2026This is not to defend anyone, myself included. But in my case it was just a survival mechanism, not malicious. 110
Turtle Person @turtleperson.bsky.social · 01/08/2026I am (at least somewhat) better because of years of introspection and hard work, but I absolutely used to do this because my folks beat the shit out of me when I was a kid if I told them something (true or not) that they didn’t like or weren’t expecting. 110
Reposted by Turtle PersonHerr Spooky Gunther Büergers @calamityjon.bsky.social · 16/07/2026There's Boids and Woims What Choip and Squoim But I never hoid Of Noimber. 0192
Turtle Person @turtleperson.bsky.social · 04/07/2026I think it's unrealistic to expect you to fix your heart, so maybe do the other thing. 050
Reposted by Turtle PersonJerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 30/06/2026like and repost if you agree. 1525637
Turtle Person @turtleperson.bsky.social · 29/06/2026What is broken inside of me that I would come to this conclusion? 110
Turtle Person @turtleperson.bsky.social · 29/06/2026So, I uh…hmmm Am I the only one who thought cookiepuss was a starfish? 110
Turtle Person @turtleperson.bsky.social · 28/06/2026Get fucked. Land back everywhere, you fucking turnip. 000
Turtle Person @turtleperson.bsky.social · 26/06/2026Well at least you admit it. Now, if you're not going to fix your heart, do the other thing. 030
Turtle Person @turtleperson.bsky.social · 17/06/2026Hey Dan, why don’t you fill your pockets with rocks and walk into the ocean you racist, genocide apologist, piece of shit, motherfucker? 010
Turtle Person @turtleperson.bsky.social · 17/06/2026And is it really good luck? www.luckymojo.com/raccoonpenis...luckymojo.comRaccoon Penis BonesA folkloric resource containing hundreds of interlinked pages describing and illustrating amulets, talismans, and lucky charms from around the world and all eras. 1130
Turtle Person @turtleperson.bsky.social · 17/06/2026Most mammals, raccoons included, have a baculum or penis bone. Humans are in the minority without one. 2150
Turtle Person @turtleperson.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Holy shit, it is terrifying that you are a journalist. 000
Reposted by Turtle PersonEvan Dorkin @evandorkin.bsky.social · 08/06/2026Haven't had time to draw "Gotta Have My Nazi!", but it writes itself: Panels 2-4: Graham Platner flexing w/tattoos before two (D) ding-dongs. Ding-Dong: Increasinly terrible points about Platner. Effusive Ding-Dong: Rationalizing bullshit Last panel: "Who am I kidding? Gotta have my Nazi!" 113524
Turtle Person @turtleperson.bsky.social · 08/06/2026I would very much like to chillieve I could get one of them shirts but I guess we just live in cruel and uncaring universe. 010
Turtle Person @turtleperson.bsky.social · 06/06/2026I was genuinely hoping he would try to explain. Womp womp. 020
Turtle Person @turtleperson.bsky.social · 05/06/2026In fairness, in a way I've actually learned a lot from Greg. 010
Turtle Person @turtleperson.bsky.social · 05/06/2026I am among many other things an etymologist, my guy. I know what it means and I'm using properly. 010
Turtle Person @turtleperson.bsky.social · 05/06/2026Like, I'm literally a non-Western academic who studies and implements non-Western pedagogies and this whole exchange is baffling and hilarious. 120
Turtle Person @turtleperson.bsky.social · 05/06/2026Explain to me your pedagogy Greg. What is pedagogy and what is "your" pedagogy. Can you link me to any articles you've read on the subject? 110
