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Turtle Person @turtleperson.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Emboldened by the posts of other folks' babies, here is mine.
A funny little beige tabby cat snuggled upside down in a green blanket, appearing to be smiling.
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Turtle Person @turtleperson.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Post something random, or you'll have an awful September.
A Blue Moon bottle tucked into a beer koozie made of half a squirrel. The bottom half.
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Turtle Person @turtleperson.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Ain't it the truth
Bluesky Screencap. 

Stella - 20 seconds of nonstop screaming

Screambo: AAAAAAAAAAHHH
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Turtle Person @turtleperson.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
And how!
The OP's naked body, as sent unsolicited to a random woman he found attractive on the Internet.
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Turtle Person @turtleperson.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
Marsupial brains are generally not known for an abundance of wrinkles.
An image with three brains with limited surface area, especially as compares to the wrinkly brains of placental mammals. 

The brains are labeled as follows:

(A)
Big-eared opossum 

(B)
Tasmanian devil 

(C)
Western gray kangaroo
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Turtle Person @turtleperson.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
I use a tacklebox style organizer with dividers.
Plastic translucent box kind of shaped like a briefcase, with dividers breaking up the interior.
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