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@turtlebrother.bsky.social
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💚 Mutual aid, martial arts, tabletop gaming, and shit posting 💚 🐢 31 (he/him) 🐢 🇵🇸 Free Palestine 🇵🇸 🇸🇩 Free Sudan 🇸🇩 🇨🇩 Free Congo 🇨🇩 🖕 Fuck the State🖕

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Turtle 🐢 @turtlebrother.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
My cat has a kitty cold :(
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Turtle 🐢 @turtlebrother.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I miss my Serendipity
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Turtle 🐢 @turtlebrother.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Having to unsubscribe from Hanks Green YouTube wasnt on my todo list today. So disappointing
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Turtle 🐢 @turtlebrother.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
We’re now together and hiding it from our mutual best friend 😭🤣 gonna tell her soon. Lowkey blowing up the friend trio
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 19/07/2026
Proud of Argentina for losing to a squad with Black players
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dirt squirrel @dirtsquirrel.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
yeah life is expensive. but y'know what's free? singing a song to a fuckin cat
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Turtle 🐢 @turtlebrother.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Really did dodge a bullet 🤣
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A.B 🧚‍♀️ @mkanroji.blacksky.app · 19/07/2026
Exactly. You woke up today, BREATHE.
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Thomas Fortenberry @thomasfortenberry.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
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Turtle 🐢 @turtlebrother.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Successful 31st birthday 🥰 definitely feeling grateful and loved
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Turtle 🐢 @turtlebrother.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Well things have certainly escalated haha
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Turtle 🐢 @turtlebrother.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Too much grace 🙄 okaayy
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👻 Spooky Hot Pie 👻 @mick-ee.blacksky.app · 09/07/2026
The damn elderly!!
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Turtle 🐢 @turtlebrother.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
NOT YET 🗣️♋️🦀
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Turtle 🐢 @turtlebrother.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
When she lifts her head up a bit so my hand fits better around her neck 🥵
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Turtle 🐢 @turtlebrother.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Never had much luck with succulents so this is a win fs!
Zebra succulent in the process of blooming
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Turtle 🐢 @turtlebrother.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Interesting week apparently. But they’re moving at the end of it so 🤷‍♂️ c'est la vie
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Turtle 🐢 @turtlebrother.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Well apparently 👀
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Turtle 🐢 @turtlebrother.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
The further out we get the more I realize I dodged a fucking bullet…TWICE LOL
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George W. Bush's 'Fool Me Once' Quote
Alt: George W. Bush's 'Fool Me Once' Quote
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Turtle 🐢 @turtlebrother.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
This goes out to Lil Bruce who gave me a cutwater in an elevator while I was at work. I forgot how strong they are
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Turtle 🐢 @turtlebrother.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
The realization that you’re developing an alcohol problem
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Turtle 🐢 @turtlebrother.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
YES
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Turtle 🐢 @turtlebrother.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Interesting night with a friend in which we will now never talk about it ever again lol
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Tom Bloom @orbitaldropkick.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
its true and you should say it www.youtube.com/watch?v=IqQo...
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This TTRPG is better than D&D
YouTube video by XP to Level 3
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jasmine👻 @jazzybean.blacksky.app · 01/07/2026
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Turtle 🐢 @turtlebrother.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Feeling like a menace today
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Turtle 🐢 @turtlebrother.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
As someone who attributes most of my self worth based purely on the physical labor I can do for others this is hard to read 😭
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🔭🐇 @phospheneantenna.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
Worth reading past the headlines here
COVID-19 infections seem to slightly shrink the brain, particularly the regions linked to smell and memory. A study of almost 800 UK Biobank participants also revealed that those who had COVID-19 scored slightly lower in cognitive tests.

But this doesn't mean COVID-19 causes lasting brain damage. "We need to bear in mind that the brain is really plastic - by that we mean it can heal itself- so there is a really good chance that, over time, the harmful effects of infection will ease," the study's lead researcher Gwenaëlle Douaud explains in BBC News.
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👻 Spooky Hot Pie 👻 @mick-ee.blacksky.app · 30/06/2026
The patriarchy hurts men too!!
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Turtle 🐢 @turtlebrother.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Everyday I get one step closer to adding “no white women” on my dating profiles 😭😂
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Sbooks @bemorelikeharper.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
All Meta glasses are surveillance tools. They are scanning the background of whatever you are interacting with. Places and people. Doesn’t matter what your intended purpose is.
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Turtle 🐢 @turtlebrother.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
LANCER MENTIONED
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A. Parise @jerseyoutwest.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
The only ethical consumption under capitalism is ska.
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Turtle 🐢 @turtlebrother.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
We don’t deserve @theabigailthorn.bsky.social 💚 such an incredible talent
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Turtle 🐢 @turtlebrother.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Been up for 29 hours now. Jesus
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Turtle 🐢 @turtlebrother.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Starting my morning off by disturbing my exes peace. Just something in the air this morning I guess haha
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Turtle 🐢 @turtlebrother.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Not only do I basically cry the entire time I’m watching Finding Nemo, I’m even tearing up while listening to the @blankcheck.bsky.social Finding Nemo episode 😭😭 it really is Cancer season now I guess ♋️
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Turtle 🐢 @turtlebrother.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
The skunk that lives outside my apartment is the bane of my existence
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Turtle 🐢 @turtlebrother.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Happy Fathers Day to the dad who wasn’t around, and the stepdad who was. You both shaped me into the man I am today, for better or for worse.
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Turtle 🐢 @turtlebrother.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Happy Solstice 🌞 need to find a summer partner QUICK 🤣
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Turtle 🐢 @turtlebrother.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
2026 and still getting mad at people for not wearing a mask indoors 😭 yeah back to having /covid conscious/ as a deal breaker for me.
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Turtle 🐢 @turtlebrother.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Never again
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Turtle 🐢 @turtlebrother.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
I’m getting too old for Wednesday hangovers
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Turtle 🐢 @turtlebrother.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Why match with me on Tinder if you’re moving 4 hours away in a month AND if apparently my beard is a deal breaker 😭😭 I hate Portland dating
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Turtle 🐢 @turtlebrother.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
🥹 #monstera
Monstera leaf starting to unfurl
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For the Love of Missy @missybbbobtail.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
A lot of people are confused by the concept of “cat years" so here's a little guide: 0-1 years - just a little baby 1-3 years - just a little baby 4-9 years - just a little baby 10+ years - just a little baby
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molly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
having just switched over from watching the world cup, where players walk onto the field accompanied by a children’s soccer team, i thought this was some kind of make a wish program for divorced cops
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Turtle 🐢 @turtlebrother.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Me and methstreams until I die
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Turtle 🐢 @turtlebrother.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
I’m now remembering why I don’t follow online animals because what do you mean Minion is 13 🥺
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