Turtle 🐢 @turtlebrother.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Having to unsubscribe from Hanks Green YouTube wasnt on my todo list today. So disappointing 100
Turtle 🐢 @turtlebrother.bsky.social · 29/07/2026We’re now together and hiding it from our mutual best friend 😭🤣 gonna tell her soon. Lowkey blowing up the friend trio 000
Reposted by Turtle 🐢Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 19/07/2026Proud of Argentina for losing to a squad with Black players 141488165
Reposted by Turtle 🐢dirt squirrel @dirtsquirrel.bsky.social · 20/07/2026yeah life is expensive. but y'know what's free? singing a song to a fuckin cat 51669194
Reposted by Turtle 🐢A.B 🧚♀️ @mkanroji.blacksky.app · 19/07/2026Exactly. You woke up today, BREATHE. 183
Turtle 🐢 @turtlebrother.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Successful 31st birthday 🥰 definitely feeling grateful and loved 000
Turtle 🐢 @turtlebrother.bsky.social · 08/07/2026When she lifts her head up a bit so my hand fits better around her neck 🥵 000
Turtle 🐢 @turtlebrother.bsky.social · 08/07/2026Never had much luck with succulents so this is a win fs! 000
Turtle 🐢 @turtlebrother.bsky.social · 08/07/2026Interesting week apparently. But they’re moving at the end of it so 🤷♂️ c'est la vie 000
Turtle 🐢 @turtlebrother.bsky.social · 05/07/2026The further out we get the more I realize I dodged a fucking bullet…TWICE LOLstatic.klipy.comGeorge W. Bush's 'Fool Me Once' QuoteAlt: George W. Bush's 'Fool Me Once' Quote 000
Turtle 🐢 @turtlebrother.bsky.social · 05/07/2026This goes out to Lil Bruce who gave me a cutwater in an elevator while I was at work. I forgot how strong they are 000
Turtle 🐢 @turtlebrother.bsky.social · 04/07/2026The realization that you’re developing an alcohol problem 000
Turtle 🐢 @turtlebrother.bsky.social · 03/07/2026Interesting night with a friend in which we will now never talk about it ever again lol 000
Reposted by Turtle 🐢Tom Bloom @orbitaldropkick.bsky.social · 02/07/2026its true and you should say it www.youtube.com/watch?v=IqQo...youtube.comThis TTRPG is better than D&DYouTube video by XP to Level 3 18932155
Turtle 🐢 @turtlebrother.bsky.social · 30/06/2026As someone who attributes most of my self worth based purely on the physical labor I can do for others this is hard to read 😭 000
Reposted by Turtle 🐢🔭🐇 @phospheneantenna.bsky.social · 29/11/2025Worth reading past the headlines here 051
Reposted by Turtle 🐢 👻 Spooky Hot Pie 👻 @mick-ee.blacksky.app · 30/06/2026The patriarchy hurts men too!! 35526
Turtle 🐢 @turtlebrother.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Everyday I get one step closer to adding “no white women” on my dating profiles 😭😂 100
Reposted by Turtle 🐢Sbooks @bemorelikeharper.bsky.social · 29/06/2026All Meta glasses are surveillance tools. They are scanning the background of whatever you are interacting with. Places and people. Doesn’t matter what your intended purpose is. 1289168
Reposted by Turtle 🐢A. Parise @jerseyoutwest.bsky.social · 24/06/2026The only ethical consumption under capitalism is ska. 191
Turtle 🐢 @turtlebrother.bsky.social · 24/06/2026We don’t deserve @theabigailthorn.bsky.social 💚 such an incredible talent 010
Turtle 🐢 @turtlebrother.bsky.social · 22/06/2026Starting my morning off by disturbing my exes peace. Just something in the air this morning I guess haha 000
Turtle 🐢 @turtlebrother.bsky.social · 21/06/2026Not only do I basically cry the entire time I’m watching Finding Nemo, I’m even tearing up while listening to the @blankcheck.bsky.social Finding Nemo episode 😭😭 it really is Cancer season now I guess ♋️ 010
Turtle 🐢 @turtlebrother.bsky.social · 21/06/2026The skunk that lives outside my apartment is the bane of my existence 000
Turtle 🐢 @turtlebrother.bsky.social · 21/06/2026Happy Fathers Day to the dad who wasn’t around, and the stepdad who was. You both shaped me into the man I am today, for better or for worse. 000
Turtle 🐢 @turtlebrother.bsky.social · 21/06/2026Happy Solstice 🌞 need to find a summer partner QUICK 🤣 010
Turtle 🐢 @turtlebrother.bsky.social · 19/06/20262026 and still getting mad at people for not wearing a mask indoors 😭 yeah back to having /covid conscious/ as a deal breaker for me. 020
Turtle 🐢 @turtlebrother.bsky.social · 16/06/2026Why match with me on Tinder if you’re moving 4 hours away in a month AND if apparently my beard is a deal breaker 😭😭 I hate Portland dating 010
Reposted by Turtle 🐢For the Love of Missy @missybbbobtail.bsky.social · 15/06/2026A lot of people are confused by the concept of “cat years" so here's a little guide: 0-1 years - just a little baby 1-3 years - just a little baby 4-9 years - just a little baby 10+ years - just a little baby 353124701379
Reposted by Turtle 🐢molly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 15/06/2026having just switched over from watching the world cup, where players walk onto the field accompanied by a children’s soccer team, i thought this was some kind of make a wish program for divorced cops 18921112
Turtle 🐢 @turtlebrother.bsky.social · 14/06/2026I’m now remembering why I don’t follow online animals because what do you mean Minion is 13 🥺 020