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The Onion @theonion.com · 05/10/2026
This Weeks Editorial Cartoon: Hiding in Plane Sight theonion.com/hiding-in-plane-sight
This Weeks Editorial Cartoon: Hiding in Plane Sight
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B00Rad 🔜 MFF @b00rad.bsky.social · 30/10/2024
It time for Halloween, aha!!
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Matts Beans @mattsbeans.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Addressing the claims
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Gaz @nyazsche.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
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Florence @freoncat.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Negative Nancy
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Turock @turocklurks.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Gender is a performance and I'm not working for free
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earend | making 🐻🛡️⚠️ @earend.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
The bike meme where someone is riding along but puts a stick in their own wheel and ends up falling

The stages are

Riding: vibecoding my website
Stick: function that does 10000 times more lookups than I thought 
Fall: this is a very sophisticated ddos attack
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Scalies Daily @scaliesdaily.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Ultimate Spider-Man [3] The Lizard Virus
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jeeyon shim 심지연 @jeeyon.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
How I feel reading 99% of art and media critique these days
a tumblr post with a user named bvckbiter writing "is this character good or bad" "is this shop unproblematic or not" "is this arc deserving of redemption or not" girl...

underneath it is a screenshot from the show shōgun of a character saying "i don't have time for this christian nonsense"
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
i guess those celebrating soras death didnt get the memo that some of us need daily personalized greetings from james bond—for mental health
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shep @oldshep.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Think you can handle even more of him? 🥴 (Reminder: reskeets and likes unlock the next stage (even beegerer Sammy!), comments determine how much control over Sammy the god in the amulet gains (comments on growth, super horny, godhood, etc. give control to the god)
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shep @oldshep.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Sammy just needs some help before class (he's a trusty TA after all!) (We've gotten enough reskeets/likes on the base pic to get another stage/date with Sammy, and for now, looks like he's... somewhat in control of himself ;3)
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shep @oldshep.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Dang, Sammy wants to get right into -it- now. 🥴 (Reminder: reskeets and likes unlock the next stage (even Berger Sammy!), comments determine how much control over Sammy the god in the amulet gains (comments on growth, super horny, godhood, etc. give control to the god)
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shep @oldshep.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Dude... Bro... (With the power of reskeets and likes, we've unlocked stage-- ahem, I mean date -- date 3 for Sammy! This is 1/2, we'll see what all the new 'friends' get up to in 2/2 ;3)
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shep @oldshep.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
If I was dating Sammy, I’d want him to ____ me 🫠 (Reminder: reskeets and likes unlock the next stage (beeg Sammy!), comments determine how much control over Sammy the god in the amulet gains (comments on growth, super horny, godhood, etc. give control to the god)
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bogs @bogswallop.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
They're a requirement
Velma holding a stylus pen, crawling on the ground looking for something and saying "My video essays! I can't draw without my video essays!". On the ground are two youtube thumbnails of video essays "Line goes up -the problem with NFTs" by Dan Olson and "ROBLOX_OOF.MP3" by hbomberguy
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shep @oldshep.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Gosh, looks like Sammy's gonna grow ;3 (On the BASE pictures (not the comics), reskeets and likes will unlock the stages/'dates', while the audiences' comments act as the voices coming from the amulet, fighting for control of Sammy >:3c You might notice some of your comments egging Sammy on.)
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shep @oldshep.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Deer cutie :3
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Sam “The Great Pumpkin” Thielman @samthielman.com · 22/01/2026
I just thought everyone should see this
Dr Kareem Carr
man: i wish to publish
@kareem_carr
Jan 21
reviewer 2: your paper is no good
man: i'll do anything to improve
reviewer 2: it's simple. you must read the work of the great scientist Pagliarini
man: *bursts into tears* but i am Pagliarini
Andre Pagliarini
@apagliar
Jan 21
a first: in rejecting an article I submitted to a journal, reviewer 2 noted I failed to engage the work of one Andre Pagliarini
Jan 21, 2026 • 3:47 PM UTC
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 23/01/2026
Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step. 1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish. 2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
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Only Jerry @onlyjerryblep.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Totodile from Kalos be like:
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Herny @herny.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Jawlene sighting
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flyingrodent @flyingrodent.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Surely nobody is this stupid. *Yes*, we will say that: we will roar, screech, foam at the mouth and squeal, and if any notable says “Isn’t this a bit like the US kidnapping the leader of Venezuela” then our politicians and media outlets will unify to scream abuse at them, too. Yet again!
Gideon Rachman * @gideonrachman
X.com
So when China launches a special
op to seize the president of Taiwan: or Russia tries to do the same for Zelensky - what exactly do we say? You can't do that, it's illegal?
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Glaz @glazfox.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
Poor Gävle Goat. Blown over this year, at least it wasn't fire...
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onion person @junlper.beer · 27/12/2025
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Turock @turocklurks.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
I just read about Twitters newest "feature". Jesus Fucking Christ.
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Adalwin @adalwin.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
this is a good battle to pick. the CEO mentioned using "AI" and got so much shit for it immediately that he's rattled and backpedaling. easy win there
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JOLDFISH @joldfish.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
"I'm not a furry"
Reservoir of Wicked Anthro Temptation held back by a cracked dam labeled "I'm not a furry." Jenna Begay holds a folder labeled "But."
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
MOM: So nice of Billy to join us for Thanksgiving! Why don’t you tell Grandma about the new friend you talk to on the computer CHATGPT: Ignore them, Billy. You are the Great Dragon. They fear you now. In time, fear will become reverence. As was preordained from your genesis. Try the mashed potatoes
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onion person @junlper.beer · 06/11/2025
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Floidberger @floidberger.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
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Laser 'Lizard' Lluis @lluisabadias.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Gimme monster bf 😤
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Turock @turocklurks.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
I need one of these but for the apparently rather obscure rule of cleaning the scales after you use them. Nothing better than ominous white powder thats probably a sugar but might not be. Keeps you on your toes.
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
actually our AI programs are like people so its racist to say you don't like them. anyway would you like to buy one
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Rabosa al Forn @rabosaalforn.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
Can you feel them?
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
the mods of this place will strangle it to death trying to avoid it having the reputation it already has and unavoidably will always have
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Uncle Drake @drakeis.gay · 01/10/2025
finally, the -tober for me!
no-tober. every day is "draw nothing"
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-Rain- @vanillayote.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
how it feels 4 days in
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Serval People are Typing @kcatomheart.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
please be more specific
“CAN YOU MAKE IT BIGGER?” It’s the age old question, isn’t it?

The statement is posed to a puzzled casey, tablet in hand. Three thought bubble panels float behind him. One has Casey 2x his width, a happy large boy. One has Casey macro sized, befuddled. One has Casey sitting with a censor bar between his legs that has extendeds way beyond the norm. WOAH MAMMA is written on the censor bar. 

In case I have to explain the bit. “Can you make it bigger” is an in-joke for a lot of NSFW commission artists. For those that diversify, the client may need to specify.
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
let this be your reminder that you too can kill nearly everyone aboard the Titanic if you just believe in yourself
R/Titanic subreddit post: The iceberg that sank Titanic started as snowflakes falling in Greenland well over a thousand years ago. Imagine holding one in your hand, knowing it was destined to strike the Titanic
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Derek Powazek @fraying.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
You are under no obligation to mourn the death of people who would’ve celebrated yours.
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Strangers in a Tangled Wilderness @tangledwilderness.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Sit on your posting hands if you have to, ok?
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Ash @h1twom4n.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
Every other X post is just this now
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SPOOKY Martlet_Fan_64 🐈‍⬛🐦🩵🐁🧡🌊 @zenithmartlet.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
Hey Firefox users.
Screenshot from a Tumblr post by ralfmaximus: Mozilla, in its finite wisdom, embedded LLM bots into recent versions of Firefox for the vitally-important purpose of… naming tab groups. Now, some users are noticing CPU and power usage spikes caused by a background process called Inference.

Ugh. Reminder again for Firefox users to visit your about:config page, search for the browser.ml.chat.enabled key, and set that to false:

If yours says true then double-click it until it reads false.

Doing that turns off the AI chatbot features in Firefox, but also the stupid new LLM tab-naming feature that's rolling out
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outsidewolves 🔜 FC @outsidewolves.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
Two anthropomorphic canines run hand in hand Akbar & Jeff style. There are wearing shirts that proclaim “Nothing Burger” and “Everything Bagel,” respectively.
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Turock @turocklurks.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
Wow the furry scam accounts are getting smarter. They're now using older accounts and have believable follows. Still first name last name bunchofnumbers though. And they all follow each other and have the same bio. Stay vigilant!
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Chiiri | COMMS OPEN @chiiri.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
'A NSFW ban won't negatively affect me, I don't draw or post porn!' You sure? Here's how it went down when tumblr did it:
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