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Count Audrey ⚰️🦇

@turbocricket.bsky.social
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“Yeah the scientist girl with the big swirly glasses is fixing my machine” 🖤Wandering Mad Scientist by trade, shapeshifter and tragedy enjoyer by hobby 🧪🪡🎭 he/him or she/her 🦇 pfp by Takato Yamamoto 🖤

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Raise Dead on Planet Jupiter @disastertown.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Sunset and sunrise going crazy this week
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⭐️ Alina ⭐️ @alinalal.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
witch hat atelier
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caden cockburn @cadencockburn.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
screenshot of google search "Is tweety a boy or girl"
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Ants Schmants @zippermint.itch.io · 24/07/2026
This reminds me of a youtuber I saw once complaining that Garfield Kart would shut down his computer with a controller plugged in and it turns out the problem was that the most upvoted steam config for Garfield Kart at the time was a community config that bound every button to "Shutdown Computer"
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sociohat @sociohat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
what if you were dating a tvtroper and you showed them pics of you pre-transition and they said "lmao... Early Installment Weirdness"
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モクモクれん/Mokumokuren @mokmok-len.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
狼男のヒカル→風呂嫌いそう
吸血鬼のよしき→嗅覚過敏でヒカルに「クサッ」と言っている

魔法使いの朝子→高威力の魔法を暴発させる
ミイラ男の田中→魔法に巻き込まれても不死身そう
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モクモクれん/Mokumokuren @mokmok-len.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
TVアニメ『光が死んだ夏』ハロウィン描き下ろしイラストで登場した吸血鬼の衣装を着たよしきが血を恐れている。

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「もし吸血鬼だったら血苦手で生きづらそう(ウェンズデーみたいな世界観で)」
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Aurora ♡ @aurawra21.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
i was inspired to make this #laramari #goodbyelara #さよならララ
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Nina Modaffari @ninamodaffari.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
absolutely no hatred towards teen fantasy but I heard someone once call titles that are like 'a crown of blank and blank' stories as 'A kraft of mac and cheese' and I cannot stop thinking about it
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nym™️ @arettee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Flannagan the Red 🔞 @flannaganthered.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"coyote paints joy" is my new three-word tragedy
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Kuro "Leigh" Ronin @kuroronin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Count Audrey ⚰️🦇 @turbocricket.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
1 Margarita: Nothing I have high tolerance 2 Margaritas: I start thinking about the Grinch/Who dichotomy 3 Margaritas: I keep thinking about the dichotomy 4 Margaritas: The Grinch is going on my hear me out cake 5 Margaritas? I start pegging the Grinch
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Cheez 🖤 comms closed! @ricecakehomie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Theyre reccomending me poison-type grunt fits on amazon
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Robyn @centurypunk.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Blusky tweet: “The femlale version of jorking it is jilking it.” 0 likes 1 retweet The 1 user who retweeted: “The Water Level in my Basement is Rising and my Son is out of time!”
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Rora! 🏳️‍⚧️🐇 @professorrora.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
robot girls once I'm done with them
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Count Audrey ⚰️🦇 @turbocricket.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I want off Mr. Buffet’s wild ride
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Count Audrey ⚰️🦇 @turbocricket.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Having a conversation with my wife on our honeymoon at Margaritaville about if we’d love each other as Whos while the live band plays a cover of Gordon Lightfoot’s If You Can Read My Mind
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Salem 🦴💀 @sukebancosplay.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
She asked herself if she would love me if I was a Who, a question I never posed, and then said "I would have to think about it" I asked "do you just love me for my looks" She says "it's some of your looks"
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Salem 🦴💀 @sukebancosplay.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
After saying saying she would love me as a Who after all she said "it's not just the looks it's also the love of Christmas I can't do it" So I said "what if I was a Who that didn't like Christmas" "No then you'd be a Grinch"
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Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I have separated the art from the artist and am now whipping the art to stiff peaks, after which I will gently fold it into the artist before baking at 350 til golden and puffed
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Salem 🦴💀 @sukebancosplay.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Getting accosted by my own wife during our honeymoon at a Margaritaville as she shoves a picture of the Grinch in my face every time I try to eat my fucking food
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FIX MOJANG BEDROCK ANTI VIRAL SPIRAL @adventurewetpaint.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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cami 🐟 COMMS CLOSED @camiyaki.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
cravin' risotto 🤤 #dunmeshi
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Errai @errai.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Oh man I (washes hands) love cooking so much (washes hands) and it’s so easy to (washes hands) make anything you want
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Basil 🌱 @basil-mage.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Discord
Comic about discord implementing a feature nobody asked for that ended up not working(shocker!) and making a post trying to act silly about it. the caption is; "Oh, another major company trying to smol bean itself in light of recent controversy. let's check the quotes.." the next panel shows basil puppy reacting to the quotes saying; "oh wow. that is a lot of gore"
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ysyk @0000ysyk.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
utena tenjou!! (revolutionary girl utena) #RevolutionaryGirlUtena #Art #DigitalArt
utena tenjou from revolutionary girl utena
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小み @gkmdf.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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やしろ学/Manabu YASHIRO @yashiro-manabu.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
BLADE
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bayboop 🇵🇸🍉FREE PALESTINE! @bayzart.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I can’t wait for the OOT remake! Here’s my take on adult Zelda 🌷✨ #zelda #ocarinaoftime #oot
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mint @mintaii.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
♠️ harley ♦️
an illustration of my take on a harley quinn design, featuring her in an altered version of her original jester costume and wielding a large hammer as her weapon of choice. instead of a domino mask, she wears a white mask that fully covers her face, making her seem as though she's always smiling. she takes center stage, with a backdrop of a split head of her civilian self, the inside of which is filled with a variety of pink items, and an office chair next to a desk with stacks of files and books. framing her are slanted cutouts of gotham buildings, with clown masks and hands plastered to them.
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dawnfire 🔜 Ponyville Ciderfest @dawnf1re.bsky.social · 24/10/2024
i summon my blue eyes white dragon
blue eyes white dragon from yu-gi-oh drawn with bright blue, pink and white
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Count Audrey ⚰️🦇 @turbocricket.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Idk what everyone’s saying, Cleveland! sounds great
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Count Audrey ⚰️🦇 @turbocricket.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Every day feels a little like this
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MarlequinnCos @marlequinncos.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It’s Steel Ball Run Day! Not only is the next set of episodes starting today, but it’s the in-universe start of the race too! 🐎 📸: @sharmashari.bsky.social Cosplay by me Belt buckle STL: hexerik #Cosplay #SteelBallRun #JJBA
Mar is dressed as Diego Brando from Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure: Steel Ball Run. She wears a teal turtleneck with a yellow grid pattern, beige jodhpurs, a belt with a gold buckle that says “DIO”, brown leather gloves, brown riding boots with silver spurs, and a teal riding helmet that says “DIO” in gold letters. She has yellow blond hair down to her collarbones and anime bangs. She is riding a palomino horse with a large white blaze on its face and a teal bridle that matches the sweater. They stand in a field dramatically backlit with golden hour lighting.
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Liz Shuler @lizshuler.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
*9 to 5* may have been a comedy, but for so many of us women fighting for respect on the job, it felt all too real. Dolly helped make us laugh at the boss and imagine what we could change together. Happy 9 to 5 Day! We miss you, Dolly.
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vicky 🌻 @crowwkui.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
butch kisses :9 #yuri
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Count Audrey ⚰️🦇 @turbocricket.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Oh, that’s the SBR ending theme being an original song produced by known rapist Dr. Luke
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Count Audrey ⚰️🦇 @turbocricket.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I want a Finnpoe fanfic to be adapted into a movie next 🙏
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Count Audrey ⚰️🦇 @turbocricket.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Last last chance for real!!! Going all in on Fleetwood Mac
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Scott "KaiserNeko" Frerichs @kaiserneko.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Underrated opening that has only grown in people's estimation over time.
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Pip Wren @lollibeepop.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A joyous fat bear week to all 🐻
A painting of fat blobby bears
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Atelier Alyssa ⭐💫 @alyossan.art · 24/09/2026
I like the sentence "The Grungler is canonically bi" because it implies the existence of a Grungler canon
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Extra Haunted Doll, Dana Lexa @authorx.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Another thing to remember on this bisexual day is that The Grungler is canonically bi. I do enjoy how it's become a term for "token cis guy who hangs out with a bunch of trans weirdos" but the original post was also about straight women being weird about bi men.
women will go on a 1st date with a guy and things will be going well until the guy casually mentions he's bi and she'll go home and start posting stuff like like 'we need to normalize being straight' and 'whatever happened to beauty' meanwhile the guy went home to play video games with a bunch of weird discord transsexuals and he named his character 'the grungler' and he keeps saying stuff like 'check it out guys, i'm the grungler'
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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PoloBlue @therealpoloblue.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
cool iconic new character of sorts
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