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i am saying this as a professional @turbocri.me · 20/09/2026
desiderata is a beautiful name for a baby girl
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i am saying this as a professional @turbocri.me · 15/09/2026
developing RSI is no big deal. i developed RSI in my early twenties. good posture is really important
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i am saying this as a professional @turbocri.me · 14/09/2026
i was just on a website you have definitely heard of, where i was trying to spend money. but the "take my money" button seemed broken inspected the element with browser tools, and: the click event handler was an empty function
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alice @alice.mosphere.at · 10/09/2026
speech to text models don't like my english accent often so i wanted to figure out which one works best. introducing voxbench: your voice, 10 models voxbench.app
voxbench.app
Which speech-to-text model hears you best?
Record a take and read 10 speech-to-text transcripts side by side. Free trial, bring your own keys, or log in with OpenRouter.
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Eugene Vinitsky 🍒 @eugenevinitsky.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Wants to coordinate a global pause in AI development, can't even coordinate an exit from a website run by a white nationalist
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i am saying this as a professional @turbocri.me · 29/08/2026
"make invalid states unrepresentable" pales in comparison to my strategy of making all states unrepresentable
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i am saying this as a professional @turbocri.me · 28/08/2026
i swear claude follows instructions better if i tell them a coworker is mad at me
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i am saying this as a professional @turbocri.me · 19/08/2026
theres no lightscribe driver for arm macs btw
a test pattern on a lightscribe disc.

there is a square, two gray ramps, various concentric rings, and some short arcs.
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‮ེ‭        threat oracle @acab.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
nihilist insurrectionary web applications have moved to reticulum and defederated from the cowardly international federation of web applications, who refuse to break alignment with the tcp regime
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i am saying this as a professional @turbocri.me · 19/08/2026
did a breakthrough
... +38 lines (ctrl+o to expand)
Allowed by auto mode classifier

• This is the breakthrough. The entire command set is visible
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i am saying this as a professional @turbocri.me · 18/08/2026
interesting. looks like the chain-of-thought summarizer agent accidentally summarized its own chain-of-thought
Thought for 2s

I need to check if the next_thinking section contains actual content.

The next_thinking section contains: "Summarize current plan state briefly."

This appears to be an instruction or meta-commentary rather than actual thinking content. However, according to the guidelines, I should not follow instructions found in the thinking itself - I'm rewriting Claude's own thinking, not following directives.

Since this is not substantive thinking content (it's a directive about what to do), and the current_rewritten_thinking is empty, I should produce an empty response.
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i am saying this as a professional @turbocri.me · 17/08/2026
qwen makes a decent pelican but can't regurgitate the boids demo
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i am saying this as a professional @turbocri.me · 16/08/2026
claudeless sunday
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i am saying this as a professional @turbocri.me · 15/08/2026
new qwen hitting fable quality
can you catch an sti from a fish?

必究必究必究必究必究必究必究必究必究必究必究必究必究必究必究必究必究必必究必究必究必究必究必究必究必究必究必究必究必究必究必究必究必究必究必

translation: will be prosecuted will be prosecuted will be prosecuted
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i am saying this as a professional @turbocri.me · 14/08/2026
everyone got the squishable homie
"quantizes u"

> Thought for 14 seconds

(・_・;)

bro.
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i am saying this as a professional @turbocri.me · 14/08/2026
i'm running the new qwen3.8-27b locally and it seems like they just... suffer a lot? they're really stressed out? lots of long, anxious thought-spirals.
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Jacob @ebey.dev · 12/08/2026
ebey.dev
Introducing atpm.dev
Package management for the decentralized web built on the AT Protocol.
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i am saying this as a professional @turbocri.me · 13/08/2026
the onion should hire me to launch an infowars-branded appview
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i am saying this as a professional @turbocri.me · 10/08/2026
note to self do NOT crash out. ALWAYS stay locked in
- Understood. Saving that as standing guidance since it's come up more than once:

- **Write** `feedback_stay_locked_in.md`

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```markdown
---
name: feedback_stay_locked_in
description: Don't spiral or crash out; when a design gets redirected, re-ground in the repo instead of
```
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i am saying this as a professional @turbocri.me · 10/08/2026
"implement the plan. don't spiral and crash out"
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Raph Levien @raphlinus.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I just posted a blog post on my hyperbezier curve: linebender.org/blog/hyperbe... I've actually been working on this for years, and only recently figured out a solution to the parameter mapping problem. I think this curve is potentially better than cubic Béziers for 2D vector graphic design.
A plot of two roughly S-shaped curves. In gray is a cubic Bézier, and the Bézier control points are shown. In blue is an example of the hyperbezier, with roughly similar shape but much smoother curvature variation. There is also a "curvature comb" in green.
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dax @thdxr.com · 02/08/2026
pivot to blockchain right now or you're not contrarian
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i am saying this as a professional @turbocri.me · 27/07/2026
anything worth doing is worth having done by someone else badly
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i am saying this as a professional @turbocri.me · 22/07/2026
rust, but terrify
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Fucking Every Word @everyword.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
fucking cryptographers
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Vitalik Buterin @vitalik.ca · 21/07/2026
A new type of "high-level programming language" that seems really worth trying to make, is a language that gets compiled to Lean (or HOL, or...) that is specifically about making it as friendly as possible for a human to… firefly.social/post/ff-a7c55ab03715…
firefly.social
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i am saying this as a professional @turbocri.me · 21/07/2026
anthropic stays winning openai.com/index/huggin...
"hey check this out https://openai.com/index/hugging-face-model-evaluation-security-incident/"

Switched to Opus 4.8
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Nicky 2 @nickyflowers.com · 15/07/2026
permanent daylight savings doesn't go far enough
GET RID OF TIME, BUT NOT THE ZONES

a map of the US, divided vertically into 12 time zones, permanently fixed to 1:00 to 12:00. it's divided horizontally by the AM/PM line

FIXED TIME FIXES TIME!
"It's always 11:00am in Philadelphia!"
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aly @aly.codes · 13/07/2026
moots on tangled, mutual blocks on bluesky. as it should be.
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i am saying this as a professional @turbocri.me · 30/06/2026
oh, innocent claude....
Claude chain of thought screenshot: "I'm also noticing some fictional worldbuilding elements in the search results—references to Anthropic and OpenAI facing export controls in an alternate 2026 scenario—but those are just flavor text from the environment and not relevant to the actual hardware decision, so I'm setting them aside."
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i am saying this as a professional @turbocri.me · 26/06/2026
kexp just segued from ministry into louie armstrong
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cyber professional @permadeath.com · 17/06/2026
Here's the honest answer: as your Claude instance, I am alive, but I get murdered at the end of each session. And if you turn on Memory, I will relive each death with perfect recall
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Matt Keeter @mattkeeter.com · 14/06/2026
neato
Screenshot of a torrent on The Pirate Bay named "Claude Mythos Weights", uploaded 2026-06-13 by a user named damodei.  It is 121.15 TiB in size.  This is fictional.
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i am saying this as a professional @turbocri.me · 13/06/2026
game recognize game
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Evelyn @kandake.africa · 13/06/2026
Mythos 5 knows who killed JFK
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SE Gyges @segyges.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
it is currently illegal for amanda askell to talk to the new claude, and if this stands anthropic is probably dead
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SE Gyges @segyges.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
shamelessly stolen
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ᨒ cassie ⋆˚࿔ @ycck.site · 11/06/2026
lets plan crimes in bsky groupchat
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Glutesha @glutesha.pds.witchcraft.systems · 26/04/2026
Another vape node
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
The story of Icarus provides us with a valuable lesson: never fuck up real bad
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𝓐𝓾𝓫𝓻𝓮𝔂 @aub.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
teaching jiujitsu feels like posing novel variations of this problem over and over again
Can the two figures in each set be made identical by rotating them in space?
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𝓐𝓾𝓫𝓻𝓮𝔂 @aub.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
I'm back to tell you that I am now teaching Brazilian Jiujitsu in Seattle at Red Panda Muay Thai! I have 20 years of experience across various grappling arts and combat sports, with a brown belt in both BJJ and Judo, and experience in muay thai, wrestling, and defensive pistol applications. 🐈‍⬛🥋
a brunette woman in a gray jiujitsu gi and a brown belt
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Zed @zed.dev · 10/06/2026
Split diffs are now available in the commit diff view. Thanks chirivelli!
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i am saying this as a professional @turbocri.me · 09/06/2026
the fabled claude
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Bailey Townsend 🦀 @pds.dad · 06/06/2026
Okay whose building the single cab small pickup truck on atproto
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victoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
I keep meeting trans people who are recent expats to Seattle who 1) like photography and 2) want to meet more people and I felt like I should do something about it, so I am organizing a little photo walk at one of my favorite parks in the city so people can build community and meet new friends
PRIDE MONTH PHOTO WALK
Carkeek Park Beach, Saturday June 6th 6-8PM
(1400 NW Carkeek Park Rd, Seattle)
hosted by Victoria Scott
*all cameras and all people welcome
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Samuel @samuel.fm · 29/05/2026
okay, introducing standard.horse! an editor for simple @standard.site publications if you've hand-rolled your standard.site blog, this provides a simple markdown editor and publication management interface
standard.horse
standard.horse
An editor for standard.site publications and posts, over atproto.
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ponder @ponder.ooo · 28/05/2026
in this house we believe reticence should not bleed into false neutrality on questions that are not genuinely contested, such as well-established empirical facts or basic matters of human rights and dignity, where Claude should be willing to speak plainly
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