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Jacob @ebey.dev · 29/09/2026
Open AI dev days seems like it would be insufferable for anyone who doesn't enjoy the smells of their own flatulence. PS: their next product is their current one, plus either 0.1, or 1.
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Jacob @ebey.dev · 28/09/2026
Can we all agree that if any of us did what OpenAI is doing we'd be in jail?
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Jacob @ebey.dev · 28/09/2026
Was out last night and the tinder date at the end of the bar seemed to be going well until "your dick better still work!" was shouted for all to hear 😂
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Jacob @ebey.dev · 27/09/2026
Can so reset to 5 years ago when people have a shit about privacy/servalience, and companies didn't send all their intellectual property to the largest thieves in history?
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Jacob @ebey.dev · 27/09/2026
More than half these "fox girl" anime profiles are dudes right?
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rossipedia @rossipedia.com · 27/09/2026
Always has been
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Jacob @ebey.dev · 24/09/2026
Do ppl actually fall for this shit? From porn bots on Twitter to "plz sir, can I have some monies" bots on bsky.
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Jacob @ebey.dev · 24/09/2026
"Go AI go!" Comments are finally being down voted on the orange site. Literal years too late but it's happening. Sign?
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Jacob @ebey.dev · 23/09/2026
I kinda hope this goes through so we at least have dumbshits to laugh at as the economy falls apart.
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Jacob @ebey.dev · 23/09/2026
I have a terrible feeling I'm going to be back to bouncing around jobs for a few years until I find the now elusive "actually give a shit" engineers and not "shit things out" loosers.
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Jacob @ebey.dev · 15/09/2026
Someone needs to investigate the dude taking millions of dollars to maintain a few scripts.
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Jacob @ebey.dev · 15/09/2026
Y'all need to get off Altman's dick.
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rossipedia @rossipedia.com · 11/09/2026
The entire past 12 years can be summed up in one phrase I learned a very, very, very long time ago: "Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups."
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Jacob @ebey.dev · 07/09/2026
youtu.be
The Nerd Reich
YouTube video by Jesse Welles
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Jacob @ebey.dev · 07/09/2026
It's finally being reported what a shitty idea, business model (or lack there of), and the effects that will be onset by the AI lies. Y'all are just going to brush this off too? No reflection? Yeah, I know.. I fucking hate most of the people leading the current grift industry.
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Jacob @ebey.dev · 06/09/2026
If you have a custom domain handle, FFS at a minimum redirect the domain to your github or back to bluesky. SOOOOO many domains out there being used by developers that go absolutely nowhere. Literal txt parking spots. What a waste.
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Jacob @ebey.dev · 05/09/2026
Can we like, ya know, just fucking not please.
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Jiahan Chen @chenjiahan.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Excited that TypeScript will finally support module types based on import attributes! Bundlers and frameworks can now provide accurate types for custom imports:
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Jacob @ebey.dev · 31/08/2026
Let's go one better. Anyone hiring who calls out pieces of shit for what they are and aren't bootlickers?
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Jacob @ebey.dev · 31/08/2026
Any non white supremacists hiring?
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Jacob @ebey.dev · 31/08/2026
Lol, reddit makes you sign in on old.reddit.com now... fuck this
old.reddit.com
reddit: the front page of the internet
Reddit gives you the best of the internet in one place. Get a constantly updating feed of breaking news, fun stories, pics, memes, and videos just for you. Passionate about something niche? Reddit has...
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Jacob @ebey.dev · 29/08/2026
I'm glad someone finally appreciates the simplicity here. I have a PR up to make it even more simple / native with the template for proposal.
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Jacob @ebey.dev · 27/08/2026
Fuckfaces in finance have zero awareness of what's going on. No ability in introspect or look at history for the outcome their decisions will have.
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Jacob @ebey.dev · 27/08/2026
Immigration stopped, a list of activists designated terrorists... this playbook remind you of anything? Fuck this administration.
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Jacob @ebey.dev · 26/08/2026
Followed the wrong person and just had the first "proudly ai account" pop up in my feed. Do unfollows nudge the algo at all? If not, how do I fix this?
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Jacob @ebey.dev · 26/08/2026
Clanker is a slur now? The actual fuck is wrong with people?
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Jacob @ebey.dev · 26/08/2026
Remember when we debated approaches and refined together? That beautiful thing we call collaboration? That thing that inspires others. There is no better way to kill excitement around an art form than to remove the hear and soul from the process.
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Jacob @ebey.dev · 26/08/2026
X cancel is gone, so i guess I'm completely done with that shit corner of the internet.
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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 24/08/2026
Sometimes society at large rejects certain ideas because they’ve been thoroughly shown to be wrong and also because they suck and the people who espouse them suck and when someone comes around arguing those ideas should be part of some edgy modern debate we can and should shun them and move on.
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Jacob @ebey.dev · 21/08/2026
Staged atpm.dev packages now link to drydock.org with support for resolution tracing, build provenance validation, and a full diff between versions.
drydock.org package review with resolution tracing, build provenance validation, and a full diff.
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Jacob @ebey.dev · 21/08/2026
Fuck, I saw it now you do too.... these people are deranged news.ycombinator.com/item?id=4935...
news.ycombinator.com
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Jacob @ebey.dev · 20/08/2026
@jovidecroock.com has been doing amazing work with Drydock to improve the NPM ecosystem. He has expanded and brought atpm.dev package review to the platform! drydock.org/diff/atpm/di...
atpm.dev
ATPM
Distributed package management powered by AT Protocol.
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Jacob @ebey.dev · 19/08/2026
New turbo-stream version dropped with some patches. github.com/jacob-ebey/t...
github.com
Release v3.2.1 · jacob-ebey/turbo-stream
3.2.1 (2026-08-19) Bug Fixes handle proto (#87) (1360da1) handle exponential notation numbers (#86) (ae283fd)
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Jacob @ebey.dev · 18/08/2026
Sounds about right.
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Jacob @ebey.dev · 18/08/2026
People really be out here defending Flock? Aren't these literally the same people who were screaming "Chinese surveillance And social credit system bad"? I REALLY hate some of you.
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Jacob @ebey.dev · 17/08/2026
Trusting the same company that can't keep a git service up with your package distribution? Why not own it yourself? atpm.dev
atpm.dev
ATPM
Distributed package management powered by AT Protocol.
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rossipedia @rossipedia.com · 17/08/2026
If data centers are allowed to build power generation facilities that are not subject to any kind of environmental regulation, that's code-red. As a species, not just communities or cities or countries, but as a *species*, we have a responsibility to prevent this bullshit. Full stop.
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Jacob @ebey.dev · 17/08/2026
Yall out here cheering on an inevitable economic collapse and dont even know it. Hit your success criteria? Collapse. Don't hit it? Collapse. It's a loose loose. Pull your heads out of the sand for a bit and take a look around at what's happening.
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Jason Lengstorf @jason.energy · 15/08/2026
it’s kinda funny watching people get mad about text watermarking in LLMs. “word choice matters!” if you feel so strongly about that, have you considered… choosing the words yourself?
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Jacob @ebey.dev · 13/08/2026
Yoooo
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Jacob @ebey.dev · 13/08/2026
drydock.org + atpm.dev?
drydock.org
Drydock: pre-publish package review
Drydock lets npm, PyPI, and VS Code maintainers review the exact package artifact before an npm stage publish or gated release goes live.
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Andy Bell @bell.bz · 13/08/2026
I'm p confident a lot of people will resonate with this brettcodes.com/im-done-usin... We need more perspectives from people with lots of experience as developers!
brettcodes.com
I'm done using AI
Why I'm stopping using AI for coding (and anything else) after using it earnestly for a year and coming to understand the harms it causes on personal, societal, and environmental levels.
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Jacob @ebey.dev · 13/08/2026
Fuck this guy (in the video)
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Jacob @ebey.dev · 12/08/2026
ebey.dev
Introducing atpm.dev
Package management for the decentralized web built on the AT Protocol.
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Jacob @ebey.dev · 12/08/2026
Ok, time to break out the raspberry pi to setup the indexer. It's *almost time* to share the URL! If anyone wants to throw out some designs for a favicon / og:image for a new package manager built on the @atproto.com feel free. I don't have any design tools at my disposal right now.
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Jacob @ebey.dev · 12/08/2026
Provenance ✅ Make lexicon better ⏳
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Jacob @ebey.dev · 12/08/2026
Github OIDC? ✅ Provenance? ⏳
A github workflow without credentials and a `npm stage publish` command on the left. On the right is a simple view of a list of configurable trusted publishers for the workflow.
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jordan @jdan.me · 08/08/2026
notes.jordanscales.com/coffee
notes.jordanscales.com
I recently sat down for coffee with one of my oldest friends in the industry.
I recently sat down for coffee with one of my oldest friends in the industry. “How’s everything going?” I asked, “Crazy times right?” “We’re up to 1 million...
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Jacob @ebey.dev · 09/08/2026
If you read @jasnell.me this probably gives it away.
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Jacob @ebey.dev · 09/08/2026
Got to break out a raspberry pi tomorrow and get the indexer running for this project and I get to share around the URL. Excited for this one.
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