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@tsotate.bsky.social
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Hovering, disembodied microphone. They/Them or He/Him

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Tsotate @tsotate.bsky.social · 1h
So no different from a modern washing machine on any other day?
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Tsotate @tsotate.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"I wouldn't say I'm MISSING it, Bob."
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Tsotate @tsotate.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I just like the way that image implies Pepys was writing in hypertext — truly, a man ahead of his time.
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Tsotate @tsotate.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I would so much rather have a duplex (or apartment block) in my backyard than that thing.
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🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸🇺🇦🇨🇦🇲🇽🇬🇱🇵🇦🇻🇪 Chappell's Femininomenology of Spirit @ofvick.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
Forming a bipartisan coalition to outlaw sports gambling with Wesleyan and Holiness churches, economists, and the current leadership of the Mafia
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Tsotate @tsotate.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"I've always hated corgis, actually."
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
they always show their asses eventually because the thing is that you cannot truly, sincerely care about women if you don’t care about trans women. the minute you carve off any one subcategory of women you claim are “lesser” in some way, you’ve declared women’s rights to be conditional by definition
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Tsotate @tsotate.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
They knew OP wasn't a real ortho, because the email said "colleagues" instead of "bros"
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Tsotate @tsotate.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
From a certain point of view, eating meat is just really, really inefficient vegetarianism.
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Tsotate @tsotate.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
That was my reaction as someone who used to do glassblowing. You never want synthetic fibers near flame — hot, melted polyester is not something you want stuck to your skin.
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Tsotate @tsotate.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Ending Reconstruction too early.
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Tsotate @tsotate.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
There must be 50 ways. (🎶He don't wipe his crack, Jack, so set yourself free🎶)
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Tsotate @tsotate.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This is yet another example of the enshittification of Google. 5-10 years ago: Put an endpoint and a time in google maps, and it would give a good route using multiple modes. Now: The route will have connections that aren't even possible, and it will ignore the direct bus departing in 5 minutes.
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Tsotate @tsotate.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I kind of want to try roasting just some of it. That way, I can add more and I love roasted garlic, while also having some raw for its more intense flavor and as an emulsifier (which the roasted won't do).
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Tsotate @tsotate.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The trick is to tell John Deere that the person doing the 2x4 bolting thinks he has a right to repair their tractors. If you time it just right, they'll brick the tractor mid-"fight".
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Tsotate @tsotate.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Yeah, screw those disabled people in their self-propelled mobility scooters using our sidewalks! Wait. No, that's stupid. And evil.
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Tsotate @tsotate.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
We should, because burning fossil fuels is killing us. The illegal one shouldn't be the e-bike.
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Tsotate @tsotate.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
There _are_ speed limiters on cars. They're just factory-set at such high speeds (when intended for sale in most countries) that people don't even realize they exist.
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Tsotate @tsotate.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I'm honestly surprised none of Iran's very skilled twitter trolls have done this.
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Tsotate @tsotate.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I kind of love how firefox has decided that anytime I start to type "orders" into the search bar (so it will show various "your orders" pages from my browsing history), it should autocomplete with "Take Holy Orders".
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Tsotate @tsotate.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Spotify already pays artists a pittance distinguishable from nothing only mathematically, but they'll still push slop on listeners to avoid paying even that.
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Tsotate @tsotate.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I admit to being curious how many other books you've read in what sounds like a rather niche subgenre.
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Tsotate @tsotate.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Do you have any idea what Audible considers the price to have been when a book is bought with subscription credit? The current sale price if bought with dollars? The price of a monthly subscription?
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Tsotate @tsotate.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I think they teach that, but one of the criteria for acceptance at the Business School is a belief that destroying the world for profit is a good thing.
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McBoo-lie @mcjulie.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Nobody ever asks me, but my advice -- pragmatic, not ideological -- is that Democrats should NEVER EVER EVER UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES cede ground to Republicans on anything.
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Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Democratic strategists: Ahhh! What's the right message!!?? Where do we moderate!?!? Jon Ossoff: This administration is horrible. I hate these people. We should put them in jail. I'm pissed Voters: This guy is cool Strategists: I can't figure it out!!!!!
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Tsotate @tsotate.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Missouri Republicans really shot themselves in the foot when they outlawed municipal income taxes. Now voters in the cities that still have it are used to voting "Hell yeah, taxes good!" every few years to keep their cities running.
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Tsotate @tsotate.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Members of Congress are dealing with FBI job applicants now?
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Tsotate @tsotate.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Almost a perfect pitch, but NYT headline writers aren't aware enough to realize everyone else hates AI.
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Tsotate @tsotate.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
If it were just pickle lemonade, sure. The hops is a dealbreaker, though.
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Tsotate @tsotate.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The fact that a surveillance company's CEO is named "Langley" is just more proof that the writers of this reality aren't even trying anymore.
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Tsotate @tsotate.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Turns out dog parks and dogging parks are different things. 🤷
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Tsotate @tsotate.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Things like this are why "Billionaires or Mosquitos" is such a hard game.
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onion person @junlper.beer · 11/09/2026
it’s wild that the heritage foundation wrote in text that the assault on trans woman particularly in sports is their first step in their efforts to completely abolish all Title IX protections and liberals still don’t believe it’s about more than trans women in sports
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Tsotate @tsotate.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
They threw all other nouns away for not sparking joy.
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Tsotate @tsotate.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
In addition to being immoral, when someone's candidacy is explicitly about their religion being _not_ a source of bigotry and hate, it's really shit tactics to underbus a minority group.
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Tsotate @tsotate.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
It's so weird — there are somehow the stereotypes of being only mimics and simultaneously of being incredibly advanced (e.g. the 2007 Onion headline "Earthquake Sets Japan Back To 2147")
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Tsotate @tsotate.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Why would a warrant count as an invitation, anyway? Occupant asks to see warrant, looks at it, and steps aside — at no point is an invitation necessary.
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Tsotate @tsotate.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I do mine in GIMP, so there's no such thing as low effort.
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Tsotate @tsotate.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Eric? Preserved in what, Carbonite?
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Tsotate @tsotate.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
They don't work, though. I was super excited by a new store opening at the transfer point of my bus commute. Then they put up a banner of AI images of food, and my desire to ever shop there completely died.
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Tsotate @tsotate.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Obviously, this is bad, and Mt Sinai shouldn't have folded like a cheap suit. Does it change anything? Every US hospital maintains the legal fiction that they have nothing to do with those doctors who happen to randomly wander in and practice medicine. At least, that's what they tell our insurance.
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Zeddy @zeddary.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Well it wouldn't be the first time Hegseth decided a school full of 12 year old girls was a legitimate target.
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Tsotate @tsotate.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I'm pretty furious with no relation to the child at all.
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Tsotate @tsotate.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Time to amend the City Charter to remove eligibility for mayor from anyone who denies that approval.
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Tsotate @tsotate.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
f) tends to play a lady because their smaller character models block less of the screen
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Tsotate @tsotate.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
"As we can see, Ground News rates the ICE twitter account as a centrist source, so..."
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 29/08/2026
So sure, USAID was a tool of US soft power and political influence, and also, I sometimes get the sense that people saying this don’t quite comprehend the torrent of death, horror, and pain that is currently unfolding from the genuinely evil decision to suddenly destroy it.
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Tsotate @tsotate.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
A man's repeated attempts to take public transit to the beach are stymied by the white men running the city.
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Tsotate @tsotate.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
It's like the old joke that they hired Kubrick to fake the moon landing, but he was such a perfectionist that he insisted on shooting on location on the moon.
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