Lornograph @truffleshuffle.bsky.social · 05/07/2026Made this. Probably already exists, but this one is mine. 021
Lornograph @truffleshuffle.bsky.social · 24/06/2026With Epstein’s best friend having dropped to 30% approval, it’s worth noting that roughly the same percentage of people are considered functionally illiterate in America. 010
Lornograph @truffleshuffle.bsky.social · 20/05/2026I have zero doubt that Trump will let Ebola and/or hantavirus spread in America just to continue to deflect from the Epstein files. We live in some exciting times. 020
Reposted by LornographJosh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 17/05/2026Vaping is the seltzer of smoking. 1029316
Reposted by LornographGurt Sherm @gurtsherm.bsky.social · 10/05/2026i am her most thoughtful child 072
Lornograph @truffleshuffle.bsky.social · 06/05/2026Optimists be like “I think we’re finally seeing the downfall of Trump” …for the last decade plus. It’s a comforting thought, but that’s all it is. 000
Lornograph @truffleshuffle.bsky.social · 05/05/2026I was an Eagle Scout when I was a kid. I tend not to tell people about it much as an adult, because nowadays, it’s assumed that means “I got molested by a scoutmaster”. By claiming to be a Republican now, you’re basically the “scoutmaster” in that anecdote. I hope they’re feeling similarly. 031
Reposted by Lornographweeder @weeder.bsky.social · 17/03/2026Lord, when will we be free of Newt Gingrich? 11906
Reposted by LornographCam Walker @walks30.bsky.social · 17/03/2026Florida bill against marrying your first cousin fails "Our family tree is a wreath."ctvnews.caFlorida bill against marrying your first cousin failsFlorida is one of 18 states where marrying your first cousin is legal, a fact that surprises many residents and has sparked questions about why the practice remains permissible. 3106
Reposted by LornographBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 12/03/2026I hope I'm wrong but I've settled on the idea that unless the next Democratic president is a generational talent with a sharp focus and an iron will we can pack this whole thing up and go home 552964343
Reposted by LornographThe Rabbit Hole Cartographer @quacksanonymous.bsky.social · 11/03/2026The honeymoon is over, I guess. 272
Reposted by LornographBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 03/03/2026The biggest obstacle to this website's growth is that almost all of its user base goes to bed at 8 pm 1273752263
Lornograph @truffleshuffle.bsky.social · 02/03/2026He hasn’t been golfing lately, has he? Seems like a good indicator that we might get the good news soon. 016
Lornograph @truffleshuffle.bsky.social · 18/02/2026Nobody in this administration should be asking where “kid” is. 004
Reposted by LornographRon Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 17/02/2026The US Department of Health and Human Services just released this video. 35043072827
Reposted by LornographEric @nemchocke.bsky.social · 17/02/2026Here it is, your moment of zen. 41156373897
Reposted by Lornographweeder @weeder.bsky.social · 03/02/2026You got your dream job? That's cool. I like to chill in my dreams mostly. 213623
Reposted by LornographHavoc @havoc147.bsky.social · 28/01/2026This is the BEST explanation I have seen so far. 278126515564
Lornograph @truffleshuffle.bsky.social · 17/01/2026The Secret Service are the real pedophile protectors. 006
Lornograph @truffleshuffle.bsky.social · 15/01/2026Gen X supports ICE more than the boomers according to that new poll that says 42% of 18-45yo support abolishing ICE. My homie calls Gen X the “Late Boomers” but maybe the Boomers were really just ahead of their time at being hateful, gullible, greedy, media illiterate fuckwits. Food for thought. 000
Lornograph @truffleshuffle.bsky.social · 29/12/2025My Stranger Things prediction is that this/our reality was always the Upsidedown fucked up nightmare counterpoint to a really nice, well-adjusted dimension where people are just decent and friendly and basically the opposite of this Trump/pedophile-run dumpster fire. 010
Lornograph @truffleshuffle.bsky.social · 22/12/2025Made something special out of President Pedo’s dementia drivel from thanksgiving. 010
Lornograph @truffleshuffle.bsky.social · 11/11/2025Fuck veterans. Your subservient remedial ass couldn’t come up with a better hustle so you gave your butthole to Uncle Sam. Military hasn’t done any good for normal Americans in 70+ years. They’re just ANOTHER hyper violent police force for the super rich to protect their money and interests abroad. 020
Lornograph @truffleshuffle.bsky.social · 20/10/2025We backed out on the Tomahawks, so can we give Ukraine nukes instead? Russia doesn’t need to exist anymore. 010
Lornograph @truffleshuffle.bsky.social · 13/10/2025Trump would be a lot less ugly and annoying if we removed his skin 000
Lornograph @truffleshuffle.bsky.social · 12/10/2025The fact that Kaytranada and Kendrick haven’t made an album called “K.tranada” together like Kaytramine yet keeps me up at night with likely unfulfilled anticipation. youtu.be/jb2QPbQoZLI?...youtu.beKAYTRANADA - SPACE INVADER [Official Video]YouTube video by KAYTRANADA 010
Lornograph @truffleshuffle.bsky.social · 30/09/2025It’s an unpopular opinion to say that anyone who joins the military is an under-privileged moron or a psychopath, but after they make their fealty pledge to McHitler and invade our cities for the express purpose of preventing any elections, I think a lot more people will be on my page. 010
Lornograph @truffleshuffle.bsky.social · 23/09/2025Couldn’t we at least have gotten the stylish kind of fascism instead of this trash? 010
Lornograph @truffleshuffle.bsky.social · 22/09/2025Don’t forget that it’s your patriotic duty to makes sure Tron Ares tanks at the box office for Disney. Between Jared Leto and the Tron property itself kinda sucking ass on its own, it should happen automatically, but don’t you late boomers let your NIN love supersede your civic duty. 020
Reposted by LornographAcyn @acyn.bsky.social · 18/09/2025Jarvis: I hate to say this to my friends here at CNN, mass media is dying, so they're taking the last of these vestiges of institutions that matter and they're trying to turn them into propaganda organs under threat from the head of the FCC 658192375791
Reposted by LornographMehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan.bsky.social · 18/09/2025Silly Jimmy Kimmel. He should have just called for all homeless people to be killed and he’d still have a job. 11676661815956
Lornograph @truffleshuffle.bsky.social · 18/09/2025I’m sure if we all keep pointing out how fascist, authoritarian, bad, and dumb all this is, it will fix itself without any of us literate, educated folks having to get our hands dirty, right? 000
Lornograph @truffleshuffle.bsky.social · 15/09/2025The Catholic Church is just the Underground Railroad for pedophiles. Maybe we can get them to hide Trump deep in the Vatican archives as penance for being genocidal child murdering colonizers for like 99.99999999999% of their existence. 000
Reposted by LornographFreezer @freezer.bsky.social · 10/09/2025Praying for Charlie Kirk to suffer a little more before he dies. 0151
Reposted by Lornographmamamoo @thelovelymc.bsky.social · 10/09/2025George Floyd was a father too and Charlie Kirk called him a “scumbag.” 274173044195
Reposted by Lornographshaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 10/09/2025if charlie kirk didn't get shot the right wing would be equally and as consequentially as mad about a tv commercial or restaurant logo or something else, they're gonna do what they're gonna do regardless 263203003188
Reposted by Lornographweeder @weeder.bsky.social · 10/09/2025Media please shut the fuck up about deterioration of civil political debate. We have a massive lying and gaslighting problem that begins at the White House and ends with Kirk. That's what's making people desperate. 432930513
Reposted by LornographGod @thegodshow.com · 06/09/2025Reminder: At the start of his legal career, RFK Jr. failed the bar, was forced out as a D.A., and got arrested for heroin. Without the Kennedy name, that story ends there. 623274287039
Lornograph @truffleshuffle.bsky.social · 29/08/2025My hopes for what I see before I die have really shifted gears over my four decades. Used to be like cold fusion or a cure for cancer, but now I’ll be happy if I just get to see the Atlantic currents stop moving or Florida sink before I kick the bucket. 020
Reposted by LornographAllison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 31/07/2025Dems. Wanna get your polling out of the gutter? Stop talking about redrawing house maps in blue states and do it. Go big. Don't match them seat for seat. Blow them out of the water. Then endorse Mamdani. You're welcome. Love, Allison 1349368378713
Reposted by Lornographweeder @weeder.bsky.social · 29/07/2025High School Me: Damn 79% of my classmates are terrible Present Day Me: How can it be that 79% of people are terrible, I am shocked to the core 722020
Lornograph @truffleshuffle.bsky.social · 29/07/2025Can’t wait until five years from now when the GOP is gaslighting us all about the “good old days” under Trump… if we aren’t still forcibly “under” that disgusting slob like a 13-year-old on Epstein’s private jet. 000
Lornograph @truffleshuffle.bsky.social · 25/07/2025Throw the Cheeto Pedo in The Gulf of Release the Files 040
Reposted by Lornographweeder @weeder.bsky.social · 23/07/2025We called him Electric Bill. Just being around him was exhilarating. 6533
Lornograph @truffleshuffle.bsky.social · 24/07/2025Pretty sure we need to get to the point where old people and kids are dying from starvation and preventable disease en masse for America to remember what “community” is and why it makes life better. 000
