Lornograph @truffleshuffle.bsky.social · 05/07/2026Made this. Probably already exists, but this one is mine. 021
Lornograph @truffleshuffle.bsky.social · 24/06/2026With Epstein’s best friend having dropped to 30% approval, it’s worth noting that roughly the same percentage of people are considered functionally illiterate in America. 010
Lornograph @truffleshuffle.bsky.social · 20/05/2026I have zero doubt that Trump will let Ebola and/or hantavirus spread in America just to continue to deflect from the Epstein files. We live in some exciting times. 020
Reposted by LornographJosh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 17/05/2026Vaping is the seltzer of smoking. 1029316
Lornograph @truffleshuffle.bsky.social · 15/05/2026Many of us wanted the yacht, but all we can afford is yacht rock. 010
Lornograph @truffleshuffle.bsky.social · 12/05/2026I like Orioles. Takes some effort to get them to visit my feeders in NW PA, but when they show up, nothing is a brighter color in the woods here. 010
Reposted by LornographGurt Sherm @gurtsherm.bsky.social · 10/05/2026i am her most thoughtful child 072
Lornograph @truffleshuffle.bsky.social · 06/05/2026Optimists be like “I think we’re finally seeing the downfall of Trump” …for the last decade plus. It’s a comforting thought, but that’s all it is. 000
Lornograph @truffleshuffle.bsky.social · 05/05/2026Love a good Tele. HH would be interesting. I just made this low effort abomination from a $30 Temu Paulownia body and a Harley Benton neck. First time I ever played with benders and I love it. 010
Lornograph @truffleshuffle.bsky.social · 05/05/2026I was an Eagle Scout when I was a kid. I tend not to tell people about it much as an adult, because nowadays, it’s assumed that means “I got molested by a scoutmaster”. By claiming to be a Republican now, you’re basically the “scoutmaster” in that anecdote. I hope they’re feeling similarly. 031
Lornograph @truffleshuffle.bsky.social · 13/04/2026youtube.com/shorts/b4hKQ... My skate bro shared this with me today. Not really related aside from skateboarding, but I suspect you’ll enjoy it. As an old guy who loves freestyle, the Andy Anderson effect has made skating super super fun to watch in recent yearsyoutube.comAlexis Lacroix just broke skate logic 🤯YouTube video by Skateboarding Nation 010
Lornograph @truffleshuffle.bsky.social · 05/04/2026Nah. Just getting the monthly dementia infusion seems to be the educated consensus. Expect bigly makeup on hands Monday and boasts of acing cognitive tests for vegetables 010
Reposted by Lornographweeder @weeder.bsky.social · 17/03/2026Lord, when will we be free of Newt Gingrich? 11906
Reposted by LornographCam Walker @walks30.bsky.social · 17/03/2026Florida bill against marrying your first cousin fails "Our family tree is a wreath."ctvnews.caFlorida bill against marrying your first cousin failsFlorida is one of 18 states where marrying your first cousin is legal, a fact that surprises many residents and has sparked questions about why the practice remains permissible. 3106
Reposted by LornographBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 12/03/2026I hope I'm wrong but I've settled on the idea that unless the next Democratic president is a generational talent with a sharp focus and an iron will we can pack this whole thing up and go home 552963343
Reposted by LornographThe Rabbit Hole Cartographer @quacksanonymous.bsky.social · 11/03/2026The honeymoon is over, I guess. 272
Reposted by LornographBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 03/03/2026The biggest obstacle to this website's growth is that almost all of its user base goes to bed at 8 pm 1273752263
Lornograph @truffleshuffle.bsky.social · 02/03/2026He hasn’t been golfing lately, has he? Seems like a good indicator that we might get the good news soon. 016
Lornograph @truffleshuffle.bsky.social · 18/02/2026Nobody in this administration should be asking where “kid” is. 004
Reposted by LornographRon Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 17/02/2026The US Department of Health and Human Services just released this video. 35033069827
Reposted by LornographEric @nemchocke.bsky.social · 17/02/2026Here it is, your moment of zen. 41156303892
Reposted by Lornographweeder @weeder.bsky.social · 03/02/2026You got your dream job? That's cool. I like to chill in my dreams mostly. 213623
Lornograph @truffleshuffle.bsky.social · 31/01/2026Bad logic. Anyone with a brain sees that those guys have less going on because of their bad ideas and political affiliations. Lots of assholes still have progressive ideologies. Myself, and really the entirety of Bluesky, are living proof. I didn’t say she was a Nazi. She was really mean to the help 000
Lornograph @truffleshuffle.bsky.social · 28/01/2026I changed my name to Lorne Wilbury in the eighties. 010
Lornograph @truffleshuffle.bsky.social · 28/01/2026Doesn’t change that she’s a mean ass bitch in person. Hosted her at a local college for a performance and dealt with her backstage, and let me tell you with absolute certainty that she doesn’t give a flying shit about anyone but herself and this is purely her using this for publicity. 010
Reposted by LornographHavoc @havoc147.bsky.social · 28/01/2026This is the BEST explanation I have seen so far. 278126505565
Lornograph @truffleshuffle.bsky.social · 17/01/2026The Secret Service are the real pedophile protectors. 006
Lornograph @truffleshuffle.bsky.social · 15/01/2026Gen X supports ICE more than the boomers according to that new poll that says 42% of 18-45yo support abolishing ICE. My homie calls Gen X the “Late Boomers” but maybe the Boomers were really just ahead of their time at being hateful, gullible, greedy, media illiterate fuckwits. Food for thought. 000
Lornograph @truffleshuffle.bsky.social · 02/01/2026Most skeets are like the post-it’s the CO-poisoning Reddit guy wrote himself. 000
Lornograph @truffleshuffle.bsky.social · 02/01/2026Bluesky is what happens when the echo chamber starts self-oscillating. It’s so full of all us booky-learny folks smelling our own farts that there’s not enough oxygen left to form thoughts much deeper than what you witnessed there. 100
Lornograph @truffleshuffle.bsky.social · 29/12/2025My Stranger Things prediction is that this/our reality was always the Upsidedown fucked up nightmare counterpoint to a really nice, well-adjusted dimension where people are just decent and friendly and basically the opposite of this Trump/pedophile-run dumpster fire. 010
Lornograph @truffleshuffle.bsky.social · 22/12/2025Made something special out of President Pedo’s dementia drivel from thanksgiving. 010
Lornograph @truffleshuffle.bsky.social · 11/11/2025Fuck veterans. Your subservient remedial ass couldn’t come up with a better hustle so you gave your butthole to Uncle Sam. Military hasn’t done any good for normal Americans in 70+ years. They’re just ANOTHER hyper violent police force for the super rich to protect their money and interests abroad. 020
Lornograph @truffleshuffle.bsky.social · 20/10/2025We backed out on the Tomahawks, so can we give Ukraine nukes instead? Russia doesn’t need to exist anymore. 010
Lornograph @truffleshuffle.bsky.social · 13/10/2025Don’t give Disney the money. Movie is terrible and what they did to Kimmel shouldn’t be so quickly forgiven. 000
Lornograph @truffleshuffle.bsky.social · 13/10/2025Trump would be a lot less ugly and annoying if we removed his skin 000
Lornograph @truffleshuffle.bsky.social · 13/10/2025American politics is built entirely around corporate bribery. This is nothing new or special aside from how “special” these specific scumbags are getting them caught. 010
Lornograph @truffleshuffle.bsky.social · 12/10/2025Meh. They still give me hope that smart folks in the future could gtfo of this trash heap and die somewhere peaceful. 000
Lornograph @truffleshuffle.bsky.social · 12/10/2025The fact that Kaytranada and Kendrick haven’t made an album called “K.tranada” together like Kaytramine yet keeps me up at night with likely unfulfilled anticipation. youtu.be/jb2QPbQoZLI?...youtu.beKAYTRANADA - SPACE INVADER [Official Video]YouTube video by KAYTRANADA 010
Lornograph @truffleshuffle.bsky.social · 07/10/2025Gives it that “if peeing your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis” vibe 020
Lornograph @truffleshuffle.bsky.social · 30/09/2025It’s an unpopular opinion to say that anyone who joins the military is an under-privileged moron or a psychopath, but after they make their fealty pledge to McHitler and invade our cities for the express purpose of preventing any elections, I think a lot more people will be on my page. 010
Lornograph @truffleshuffle.bsky.social · 23/09/2025Couldn’t we at least have gotten the stylish kind of fascism instead of this trash? 010
Lornograph @truffleshuffle.bsky.social · 22/09/2025Don’t forget that it’s your patriotic duty to makes sure Tron Ares tanks at the box office for Disney. Between Jared Leto and the Tron property itself kinda sucking ass on its own, it should happen automatically, but don’t you late boomers let your NIN love supersede your civic duty. 020
Reposted by LornographAcyn @acyn.bsky.social · 18/09/2025Jarvis: I hate to say this to my friends here at CNN, mass media is dying, so they're taking the last of these vestiges of institutions that matter and they're trying to turn them into propaganda organs under threat from the head of the FCC 658192335790
Reposted by LornographMehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan.bsky.social · 18/09/2025Silly Jimmy Kimmel. He should have just called for all homeless people to be killed and he’d still have a job. 11676661115955
