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High-Octane Ultramontane

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High-Octane Ultramontane @trueletterjc.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Yes, Lord Jesus--Existence is Your canvas, make us your artisanal demiurges on Earth
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High-Octane Ultramontane @trueletterjc.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I am a waste of life
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High-Octane Ultramontane @trueletterjc.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Everyone in the world would be better off if I weren't on it
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High-Octane Ultramontane @trueletterjc.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Shorty found an envelope with your name on it on the steps outside your work, picked it up, placed it in a tattered handbag, later remembered it, then unceremoniously discarded it next to an unsleepable bench in the park nearby
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BCP Minus Context @bcpminuscontext.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
if we die, we die
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High-Octane Ultramontane @trueletterjc.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Im negatively polarized against Kacey Musgraves because the most sinister, underhanded, socially apathetic homosexuals I have ever met absolutely worship her
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High-Octane Ultramontane @trueletterjc.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I saw Shorty snort a whole Applebee's once
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TransEpiscopal @transepiscopal.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
We join Bishop Matthew Heyd in standing with the Reverend Flourish Klink, in gratitude for their witness. Thank you for proclaiming the Good News and for being a beacon of courage and hope, Fr. Flouish, and thank you for vocally standing with them and all of us, Bishop Heyd. ⚓️
Image: Episcopal Diocese of New York shield, with the words The Bishop of New York just underneath

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Every person is made in the image of God. 

Our trans siblings are completely beloved by God. They belong in this Church in the altar and in the pew. 

I ordained the Rev. Flourish Klink. They are a faithful priest and gifted pastor. I am proud to serve alongside them.

Their voice is important. When one of us is singled out, we stand together. That is what the Body of Christ does.

We meet Christ in one another.
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High-Octane Ultramontane @trueletterjc.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Imagine if the Cat in the Hat were to menace your workplace
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High-Octane Ultramontane @trueletterjc.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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High-Octane Ultramontane @trueletterjc.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
What yall mean with that ol saw bout eretz Yisrael: The mamas and daddies done ate some sour grapes, now the lil'uns teef got to chatterin!?
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High-Octane Ultramontane @trueletterjc.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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High-Octane Ultramontane @trueletterjc.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
If Shorty would quit hidin my carbolic acid, Id be the next Padre Pio by now
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High-Octane Ultramontane @trueletterjc.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I just witnessed Shorty having a bout of reverse racism blues
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
@REDACTED hey there just curious how many times are you gonna follow me and then unfollowed me because you just followed me and this is like the third or fourth time…just curious
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High-Octane Ultramontane @trueletterjc.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Kwashunda Watson should still be here.
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Leo Hickman @leohickman.carbonbrief.org · 24/09/2026
Yes, you read that right. NINE times cheaper.
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Paul Cohen @paulecohen.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
first time as tragedy, second time as farce, third time as a looksmaxxing livestream flameout
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High-Octane Ultramontane @trueletterjc.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Money Cat Superstition
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High-Octane Ultramontane @trueletterjc.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Du bist gut genug💕
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David Smith @dsmith890.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The NYT's Moldova photo essay called an elected official "a teacher," styled a fashion designer and a film student to look like Soviet factory workers, and opened with "gray" to describe the sunniest month Chisinau had all year. open.substack.com/pub/moldovam...
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Max Dubler 🏳️‍🌈 @maxdubler.com · 23/09/2026
Regulators should shut this down before it leads to a wave of predictable, preventable deaths by suicide.
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High-Octane Ultramontane @trueletterjc.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Every wound is a vagina
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High-Octane Ultramontane @trueletterjc.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Opossums may end up being my new special interest, but there are huge obstacles in the forms of waste, illness, and death. Thought about hitting up a wildlife rehabber to volunteer, but those three biological realities scare and disgust me. Gotta cope with em anyway, but that may be excessive
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High-Octane Ultramontane @trueletterjc.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
For the past 13 years of my life, my special interests have been church and weed. Yesterday I had a panic attack at church (which has become common lately), and when I got home and tried to take edibles to relax, they were vomited out after enough notice to make it to the bathroom.
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High-Octane Ultramontane @trueletterjc.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Dont wanna be a csa survivor anymore lmao
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High-Octane Ultramontane @trueletterjc.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
At the dumpster I saw a racoon, then an orange cat later on. On the doorless side of the building, saw an opossum between those two sightings. I'm determined to find an opossum I can ethically keep because of a disability or mutation, however, this'll only happen after much trapping and releasing.
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Kevin @kmichaelwilson.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
just dropped a trope (currently #58) onto my spreadsheet of Qing Era Tropes in Novels (spurned love interest places heroine’s name on top of list of local beauties to be sent to the capital to serve in the imperial harem)
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Big Joel @bigjoel.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
AI: Mr Big Joel, a random guy just asked me for advice on how to build a bio weapon Me: Don't do it Claude! AI: Hmmm you are so wise
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Kevin @kmichaelwilson.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Wombson never really took off as a surname, though it's universally applicable
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Ok that's 3 minutes, keep moving, got a lot of sad teens here.
Just 3 minutes with a mini horse or donkey improves teens' moods, study says
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Amigo de Frodo @bpdflores.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Ps 143,11 propter nomen tuum, Dómine, vivificábis me. In iustítia tua edúces de tribulatióne ánimam meam. Por tu nombre, Señor, consérvame vivo; por tu clemencia, sácame de la angustia. LORD, save my life for the sake of your name; in your justice, lead my soul out of distress.
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James Without End @neverendingjim.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Good news: Hegseth impeached. Bad news: new Defense Secretary is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way and she has long ebony black hair (that's how she got her name) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches her mid-back and icy blue eyes (like limpid tears and a lot of people tell her she looks
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Working Class History @workingclasshistory.com · 17/09/2026
#OtD 17 Sep 1849 abolitionist Harriet Tubman and her brothers escaped from slavery. Her brothers decided to go back, forcing Harriet to do the same. But shortly after, Harriet Tubman escaped again, then helped rescue hundreds more enslaved people stories.workingclasshistory.com/article/8941...
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
well the good thing is it's not like we live in the most car-brained society in the world and all our infrastructure wasn't built around driving and parking and everything is walkable and we have lots of efficient and dependable public transportation. at least there's that
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 16/09/2026
17 new public bathrooms. Across all five boroughs. Because you can’t wait — and you shouldn’t have to.
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the worst of all possible worlds @worstpossible.world · 16/09/2026
there are a lot of great, incomprehensible comics on the old Hal Lindsey Oracle website
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High-Octane Ultramontane @trueletterjc.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Charitable effluvia
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High-Octane Ultramontane @trueletterjc.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Shorty accrues merit
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High-Octane Ultramontane @trueletterjc.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Laughing like RoboCrabs
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High-Octane Ultramontane @trueletterjc.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Horseradish always makes me think of horses when I eat it. As if that sauce were somehow equine in nature
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High-Octane Ultramontane @trueletterjc.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Doxycyclene is a fucking bitch. Bitch bitch bitch bitch
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Anne Applebaum @anneapplebaum.wsocial.eu · 14/09/2026
Your regular reminder: If the Russians stop fighting, the war ends. If the Ukrainians stop fighting, their land will be occupied, their leaders will be killed, their history and language will be erased, their children will be kidnapped to serve Russia.
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High-Octane Ultramontane @trueletterjc.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Who up passing honor to their Prototype ?
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High-Octane Ultramontane @trueletterjc.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Ooh baby, do you know what that's worth Creedance is a table at church
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High-Octane Ultramontane @trueletterjc.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
My Jesus always dancin He love to shake His Ass Hes twerkin on the tables and Hes got His sideways hat My Jesus is a Diva We kiki, and we laugh Some people may not get it But I like my Christ like that
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High-Octane Ultramontane @trueletterjc.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Kirkicide is painless It brings on many changes And I can take or leave it If I please
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High-Octane Ultramontane @trueletterjc.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
Moabitess
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